Chapter Three: Campaigning and Dancing:

*Wendy*

Okay, everyone looks all set now. Run the checklist with me again. Let’s see: banners, pins, flyers, candy, Facebook. Yep. Looks like we are all set. I will crush that Heather Grier! *Manic laughter* What? Can’t I just enjoy my winning fantasy to myself for a couple of minutes? It is that so wrong? Don’t look at me like that. I’m not crazy! Really, I’m not! I’m just… really excited! That’s all! Get off of me! *Clears her throat* Anyway, let’s move onto more pressing matters, such as… the school dance.

Aw yes! The spring school dance. Best time of the year. I finally got Wallace Albarn to take me. That boy is so fine! He is perfection in human form! Short dark brown hair. Deep hazel-green eyes. Tall with board shoulders and tone muscle to his hot body. Wallace is on the track team, you know? After the dance, he’s going to be mine, mine, MINE!!!! We will be the ideal campus couple! *Squeals in delight*

What? What are you sneering at me for? You don’t think I can get him, do you? You just wait and see! Wallace Albarn will be all mine! Huh? What did you say? He likes that little tramp Heather? No! That’s a lie! There is no way that love god would fall from that cheap piece of garbage! I won’t allow it! I just won’t allow it! I won’t! I won’t, you hear! I JUST WON’T!!! *Screeches in rage, but calms down*

Never mind. I’ll worry about that later. Oh my, my temper goes off the handle at times. I need to see my therapist again this week. I need to be much calmer and channel that anger into something more productive. Yeah, that’s right. Let’s see… Uh… What was I was talking about earlier? Oh yeah, the campaign! So everything is up and all set? I’ll nail that little slut, just you wait and see! The debate is going to be Friday on the same day as the dance. Ooo! This is great news! I’ll get to crush Heather and have my man all in the same day! Oh this is so perfect! Plus, it’s all tomorrow. This just couldn’t get any better! Someone up above really must love me this week! *Squeals aloud in delight, but then calms down*

Anyway, that will be enough for the morning. We got classes now. That should give you plenty of time to rest up for tomorrow. Why, you ask? For the battle, of course! We need to be at our top game to take down that little bitch, Heather Grier! So, be ready for tomorrow morning! Other than that, that is all. Enjoy the rest of the day! Until I need you, of course! Bye-bye!