Erin Evans

Age: 29

    Our fearless leader here. Erin is a out and proud lesbian. She is also loud, loves violence, and hard drinking. She comes up with the wild schemes for her crew to follow along with. Don't try to piss her off, murder and anarchy are legal to her. Erin loves Paige.

Paige Pieszecki

Age: 24

    Erin's girlfriend. Paige is the cutie of the group. She used to date men, but when they got too close to her, she would stab them. But after she met Erin, she hasn't killed anyone since. Paige is always getting high on any substance that she can get her girly little hands on. Sometimes, Erin does them with her.

Rebecca "Becky" Renton-Burns

Age: 27

    The most normal out of the group. Becky is an otaku who almost never leaves her house. She spends her time on the internet and playing video games. Listening to her talk for ten minutes straight will bore anyone to tears. Becky is mostly depressed, but the only time she is happy is when she is playing World of Warcraft.

Niki Nunez

Age: 29

    Erin's friend since college. Niki is Erin's complete opposite. Where Erin hates men, Niki loves them to death. She is also highly promiscuous where Erin is more sexually reserved. Because of this, she is rather embarrassed of Niki. But, the slutty friend doesn't care. She just kinds on sleeping around until the die she dies.

Karen Kimble

Age: 30

    Erin's oldest friend. Karen is one tough bitch. She is more destructive than Erin is. Karen smokes every single day. Like Erin, she doesn't give a shit about what people think about her. Karen keeps everyone in the group together when the shit hits the fan.

Pauline "Pyro" Peterson

Age: 12

    Pyro is the baby of the group. She is rich, but has no friends. The reason? She is a pyromaniac, hints her nickname. Pyro hates everything in her life. She hates her private school and family. The girl really wants to be alone and just like Erin and the girls.

Noel Nickels

Age: 29

    Erin's ex-college boyfriend. Noel is still obsessed with her and wants her back. He will do anything to achieve that goal.

Patricia Peterson

Age: 17

    Pyro's older sister. She is everything that Pyro hates about her-- popular, pretty, and talented.