Heart and Soul
Paige Loves Erin:
*Paige cuddles up close to Erin at her desk*
*Erin pushes her off*
*Paige pouts at her*
Paige: Baby, come on!
Erin: Not now!
Paige: But why not?
Erin: I have work to do.
*Paige pouts again*
Paige: You always do this to me!
Erin: Well, blame my boss, babe.
*Paige still pouts at her*
*Erin sighs and turns around to her*
Erin: *Pats her on the head* Aww, don’t worry, honey! As soon as I get all of this work done here, I’ll pay as much attention to you as you want.
*Paige gives her a sweet little look*
Paige: You promise?
*Erin nods with a stern look on her face*
*Paige squeals aloud and hugs her wildly*
Paige: Oh thank you! Thank you!
*Erin tries to push her off again*
Erin: Hey! Get off! I have work to do! Come on!
*Erin sighs and shakes her head*
Erin: Paige…
Sweetie:
*Paige goes down to the kitchen and looks around*
Paige: I think I’ll make her something. What should I make?
*Looks around and spots some brownie mix*
*Paige grins*
Paige: Perfect!
*She walks over and gets down the ingredients and tools that she needs*
Paige: *Grins* Right! Time to work!
*Begins to cook her brownies. However when she’s mixing the batter, she realizes that something isn’t right*
Paige: Why is there something missing?
*Thinks for a moment. Her eyes light up*
Paige: Of course!
*Dashes to her room*
*Comes back with a big bag of pot and dumps it in the batter*
Paige: *Grins* Perfect!
*Puts the brownies in the oven*
Paige: She’s going to love this!
*Paige grins to herself*
Back Off, Bitch!:
*Saturday night in the club*
*Paige and Erin sit at a table, drinking beer*
*Erin chugs her bottle down*
Erin: Ahhh! I’m in Heaven right now!
*Paige watches her, smiling*
Paige: Do you want me to get you another drink?
Erin: Yeah!
Paige: Okay.
*She gets up and walks over to the bar*
*Erin stares at her girlfriend’s ass in her tight pink skirt*
Erin: Yum! *Blushes and licks her lips*
*But then, she pauses annoyed*
*A Goth woman starts hitting on Paige as she is blushing*
*The dark-haired beauty reaches out and lovely brushes away hair out of Paige’s face gently*
*Paige looks away, still blushing*
*Erin crushes her empty beer bottle in her hand and storms over to the pair*
Erin: Hey bitch! Break it up!
*She grabs Paige by the hand*
Erin: She’s my woman, slut!
*Slaps the Goth woman*
Goth Woman: Bitch!
*She lunges at Erin, but Paige blocks her*
Paige: STOP! Please don’t fight!
*Turns to her girlfriend*
Paige: Let’s just go, please!
*Erin rolls her eyes*
Erin: Fine, whatever.
*Turns to the Goth woman*
Erin: *Mouths* You are dead the next time you come around my girl!
*The Goth woman gives her the finger as Paige and Erin leave the club*
Sappy:
Saturday Morning.
*Paige cuddles up close to Erin in bed*
*Nuzzles her girlfriend in the ear*
*Erin pushes her away*
Erin: Stop it.
*Paige pouts at her*
Paige: Baby…
Erin: Too early! Want to sleep now! Night!
*Buries pillow over her head*
*Paige smiles and cuddles up closer to her*
Paige: *Whispers* I love you, baby.
Erin: *Mumbles* Yeah, yeah. Let me sleep!
*Paige cuddles up to her, smiling*
Sour Sucker:
Monday morning.
Paige: Baby!
*Erin pauses and turns away from the door*
Erin: What is it?
*Paige runs over to her with a lunch box in her hand*
Paige: Here! I made lunch for you!
*Hands Erin the lunchbox*
Erin: Okay…
*Paige pushes the lunchbox into her hands*
Paige: Please take it! I made this just for you! Please!
*Erin groans as she drops her shoulders*
Erin: Fine! I’ll try it!
*Takes the lunch*
*Paige’s eyes light up with delight as she rushes forward and hugs her wildly*
Paige: I love you so much!
*Erin sighs and rolls her eyes*
Erin: Yes, yes.
*Paige waves at her from the door*
Paige: Have a good day, honey!
*Erin waves her off as she leaves*
Death of Me:
Monday evening.
*Erin flops back on the couch and groans*
Erin: I hate my job! Somebody kill me!
*Paige dashes in and flops down on her stomach*
Paige: *Grins like a little cat* Welcome home!
*Erin groans in pain*
Erin: Thanks… baby… Ow.
*Paige still smiles to herself*
End
