Jun: Konbawa all! You’re just in time for the party!

Kuwabara: Who?

Jun: The guests of course!

Kuwabara: Oh.

Jun: *To guests* Anyway, come with me and join the party!

6:30 p.m.

Natalie: More sake dozo!

Kel: Coming right up!

*Kellie services everyone their sake*

Crew: Arigato! Merci! Gracias! Thank you!

Noiz: Now remember to save the sake for the countdown!

Jun: *Rushes to Noiz* Oh come on Noiz, lighten up! It’s just a party!

Noiz: *Sigh* All right! But don’t go crazy with it.

Jun: Don’t worry! We won’t! Hee. Hee. Hee.

Noiz: *In her head* That’s what I was afraid of. *Sighs and shakes her head*

7:15 p.m.

*China, Dolly, Gezzele, and Roxanne are singing “YMCA” on karaoke. The crowd looks sour*

Robert: Damn! If there was a time to be tone-deaf, now would be the time!

Adam: Get off the stage bitches!

*Girls stop singing angrily and stomp over to Adam. They beat him up*

Adam: Hey! I was just kidding!

*Trashings continue*

Madeline: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all!

Adam: Shut up retard!

*Kris and Joe join fight*

Basil: Should we help?

Anekos: Serviced him right.

Basil: I guess.

*Brawl contiunes*

9:00 p.m.

Noiz: I have “Ninja Scroll” and the “Dirty Pair” movies.

Jun: All right!!!!!! Movies!!!! Bring on snackies and more sake!!!!

*Kellie brings more sake and cookies*

Crew: Yeah!!!!!!

11:55 p.m.

*Noizchild gets up and stops movie*

Jun: *Drunk* Hey what are you *hick* do-ing?

Noiz: Time for the countdown.

Ameth: Oh.

11:59 p.m.

Crew: 10....9.....8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2....1.....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

*Bottles clink and crew drinks*

Madeline: Now what?

Bem: Party on and finish movie!

Jun: *Hick* Yeah.

*Noiz resumes movie*

9:35 a.m.

Noiz: *To guests* Shhh! Everyone’s asleep.

*Others are laid out on the floor asleep*

Noiz: Arigato for coming. *Bows*

Bem: It’s been nuts in 2003.

Noiz: Hai! And I wonder who’s going to show up this year.