Daryl Emma Hudson

Age: 28

    Daryl is the only sane person in her family. She moved to Tokyo to go to college. Daryl is a closeted lesbian and is glad to be hiding there at the moment because of her insane family. But yet, she just wants a nice girlfriend in her life to add on to the sane part of her life. Daryl is just a screenwriter trying to stay on top and stay sane in life. Good luck with all of that girl! Oh well, maybe the film deal in Shanghai will make everything alright...

Charlotte Hudson

Age: 59

    Charlotte is Daryl's mother. The woman is a desperate alcoholic who is *CRAZY*! Charlotte could make the average insane person look pretty sane. She pretty scares Daryl to death with her wild behavior. Her and Richard constantly fight with each other. Charlotte tries everything in her power to stay young and hit on different men on the internet to make her husband jealous. Daryl would tell her mother to start acting her age, but she never listens anyway.

Richard Hudson

Age: 61

    Richard is Daryl's father. He is an adulterous lecher who constantly cheats on his wife. He's been doing that since Daryl, her sisters, and her brother have been kids. He goes for younger women and fights with Charlotte repeatedly. Because of this, they are in a trial separation and neither one wants to move out. That creates more headaches when he invites his girlfriends over to stay the night. Richard still treats Daryl like a little girl. Many people think that Daryl is one of his girlfriend's when they go out together. Daryl believes that her father is part of the reason that she is gay.

Rachel Hudson

Age: 32

    Rachel is Daryl's older sister. She is a bit of a... tart. The woman has so many boyfriends it's not even family. Rachel lost her virginity at fourteen. She tries to date anything that has a penis. Rachel and Charlotte are always out looking for dates and sometimes Daryl along with them. The tramp's favorite man is Daichi. She always tries to get him to marry her. When that fails, Rachel runs off to other men. Daryl believes that her sister is another reason that she is gay.

Toby Hudson

Age: 36

    Toby is Daryl's older brother. He is an utter playboy. He will date anything in a skirt. Toby knows Daryl is gay and tries to take her out cruising for chicks with him. He and Rachel are always trading date tips with each other and brag to their younger sister about their lovers. Daryl always tries to run away screaming because of this. Toby and Richard always try to pick up girls on Saturday nights. Daryl believes that her brother is another reason that she is gay.

Brookey Hudson

Age: 16:

    Brookey is Daryl's younger sister. She is a spoiled little brat. The parents are part of the problem. They give her everything that she wants. They think she's the baby of the family and she's so delicate.  Brookey whines about how hard she has it in life. So much so that Daryl wants to slap her down sometimes. However, Brookey gets away with everything. She certainly had it better than Daryl did in high school. Straight A's, really popular in school, many boys wanting to date her, and her future already decided. But she might not have it all for long if she keeps acting like a snob.

Bernice Hudson

Age: 82

    Bernice is Daryl's grandmother. She is a religious nutter. The woman beats Christianity over the rest of the family's heads repeatedly. Bernice constantly wears rosary and has at least five crucifixes in her purse. She makes the family read the Bible when she's angry. She even splashes holy water on the family. The woman looks down on the family constantly. However, she looks kindly upon Daryl. Too bad that won't last long when she finds out her granddaughter is gay...

Patrick Hudson

Age: 85

    Patrick is Daryl's grandfather. He is the dirty old man that is famous in anime and manga. He is always lusting after hot young things in a skirt. Patrick, Richard, and Toby always look for chicks together. The men all turn to Daryl for dating tips. Bernice hates her husband's perverted ways and tried to beat the devil out of him.

Shirley Aoki

Age: 26

    Shirley is Daryl's girlfriend. She is Japanese and a lady. They met when the screenwriter was going to Okinawa. Daryl thought she was straight at first. But they hit it off just find and fell in love. Shirley is the one who pushes Daryl out of the closet by accident. Ever since then, Daryl has had more drama and a love life to match. Have fun there girls!

Reenie French

Age: 26

    Reenie French is Daryl's best friend. She is between her friend and her friend's family. The woman is weird. She's sane, but has her moments. Reenie is obsessed with funerals. She hates weddings, but will do funerals with no problem. Reenie will actually look up a funeral in the obituaries. She even tries to drag Daryl along with her. Why? For the food! That's all. Reenie likes to go to funerals for the food. Pretty weird, huh?