Simply Irresistible

Erin + Noel:

*A man sits at a bar, drinking bar*

*He sits back and looks at the back wall and sighs*

Noel: Such a beautiful lady. Why did I ever let her go?

*Looks up at the ceiling. Two old bar patrons stare on at him*

Old Patron #1: Who is he talking about?

Old Patron #2: Some old girlfriend of his.

Old Patron #1: What happened? Did she die or something?

*His friend shakes his head*

*The first patron looks confused*

Old Patron #1: Then… what happened?

*His friend frowned*

Old Patron #2: She left him for another woman.

Old Patron #1: Oh…

*Both nod*

Go Away!:

*Erin gets out of the shower when her phone rings*

*She pauses*

Erin: Hm?

*She picks up her phone*

Erin: Hello?

Noel: Baby!

*Erin rolls her eyes*

Erin: What do you want now?

Noel: I miss you, baby!

Erin: How did you even get this damn number?!?

Noel: A co-worker of mine helped me out.

Erin: Stop calling me, dumbass!

Noel: But, I love you!

Erin: I don’t love you!

Noel: Why not?

Erin: I’m gay, stupid!

*She hangs up the phone and groans*

Erin: Fucking idiot.

Cheap and Cheerful:

*Paige watches her from the bed*

Paige: Who was that?

*Erin turns to her*

Erin: No one, baby.

*She sets down the phone and walks over to her bed*

*Paige smiles at her*

Paige: Show mama the goods!

*Erin grins*

Erin: Yes, ma’am!

*She drops her towel and joins her lover in bed*

*Paige licks her lips*

Paige: Give it to me.

Erin: *Giggles* Yes ma’am!

Femme Fatale:

*Noel downs another shot*

Noel: Oh my angel!

*Flags down the bar tender*

Noel: Give me more!

*Bar tender looks nervous*

Bar tender: Sir, I think you have enough.

*Noel grabs him by the collar and shakes him*

Noel: Enough?!? ENOUGH?!? I’ll tell ya when I had enough!

Bar tender: Please let me go sir!

Noel: GIVE ME MY DRINK, DAMN IT!!!

*Another patron jumps and tries to break up the fight*

Patron: Let him go, dude!

*Noel whips around to him*

Noel: FUCK YOU, SHITHEAD!!! I’LL DO WHAT I LIKE!!!

*Noel gets tossed out of the bar by six people*

*He stands up pissed*

Noel: Fuck you, assholes!

*He flips them the bird and walks off*

Noel: Oh, Erin! Why do you do this to me?

*He walks down the street still in sorrow*

Fuck the Good Old Days:

*Paige glances up at Erin*

Paige: Erin.

*Her girlfriend looks down at her*

Erin: Hm?

*Paige lightly fondles her chest*

Paige: Do you miss your college days?

Erin: Hell no!

Paige: Why not?

*Erin frowns*

Erin: I was pretending to be straight then and my college was crap!

Paige: And now?

*Erin holds her closer to her chest*

Erin: I grew up, realized I was gay, and fell in love with you.

*Paige giggles*

Paige: I love you.

*Erin just smiles*

Erin: Mmm…

Undying Love:

*Noel finally wanders home*

*He unlocks the door and walks inside*

*After he shuts the door, he lights many candles near a shrine dedicated to Erin Evans with her pictures, personal effects that he stole out of her apartment, and dolls made to look like her*

*Noels kneels before it smiling*

Noel: My goddess…

*He chuckles to himself in the dimly lit room*

End