Chapter Five: Utopia High Times Headline:

Utopia High Times

Date: 10/6/06

Outcast Declares War on Class President Nominee

By: Parker J. Hamilton

Strange times are here my friends! The elections are coming up. So far, Wendy Armstrong and Heather Grier are tied. The public doesn’t seem to know which way to swing on this race. The claws are out and things are going to get ugly! Oh ho, but it’s not just the ladies fighting for the top. Andrew Stewart seems to be going to bat for Team Heather! Rumor has it that they were once in love. Could it be his way of getting back with his former flame? And they chivalry is dead! I think love might be in the air. But, does Grier feel the same?

I tried to catch up with the potential love birds. Grier refused to comment on Stewart and went on to classes. Stewart told me to f**k out and threw my tape recorder at me in the men’s restroom. I will not rest until I have the full story on the matter. Armstrong and Grier have been running since September. Results will be in on Monday morning.