Mood:  lazy

*Nick sits on the back porch*

Nick:
Well, I did it. I got the stupid ear surgey. I can fully hear again.

*Rolls his eyes*

Nick:
All to shut Ace up. I liked being deaf. I didn't have to talk to anybody then. Gee, cheers Cassie! Way to ruin everything!

*Sigh*

Nick:
Still, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. I could easedrop on people now. Hey, that could lead to more blackmail material!

*Snickers*

Nick:
What of Ace? *Shrugs* I might as well keep her around. She isn't going to listen to me when I tell her to go away. So, I'm letting her stay. And besides...

*Leans in really close to the camera*

Nick:
*Whispers* I have actually come to enjoy f*****g her.

*Sits back*

Nick:
Yeah, she maybe be annoying and clingly, but she's a great shag in bed. Tell her that and I will kill you! Any questions? No? Good. Now piss off!

*Shuts off the camera*

WRAP