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~~Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night~~
"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night"
by: Vince Gill
She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on
I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
Oh my life has become a country song
I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on
Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
It goes all day long
If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong
I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Spoken Voice:
Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the the clover, (mmm hmm) but my god those days are over
(Hallelulia!)
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
She goes all day long
If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone
It's alright if we say it
'Cause the radio won't play it.
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
