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The Proud Winn er
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the video tapes and re-watch those old episodes with a new twist! For those of you who are
not Chekov experts, here's a clue: Don't bother watching the first season unless you don't
really want to drink for a long time. Of course, we here at the "Mr. Chekov Page" do not
condone irresponsible drinking and will assume that you will play this game consuming only
cups of delicately spiced Russian tea as we do. As Lucky Pavel says, "Friends don't
let friends drink and vatch telewision!" |
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The Rules:
If Chekov:
- screams -- take a
drink and say, "Ooo! That must smart!"
- scratches his nose
-- take a drink.
- bites his lower lip
-- take a drink.
- [If you've never paid attention to Chekov before, you
may be surprised at how often you get to drink for the above two rules. But, let's face
it, usually the boy just doesn't have much else to do.]
- points a phaser that doesn't go off -- take a drink and say, "It happens to everyone,
comrade."
- demonstrates a firm grasp on the obvious -- take a drink and say, "I think we're all aware of that,
Mr. Chekov."
- gets kissed -- take
a drink, raise both fists in the air and say, "He shoots, he scores!"
- According to the official Beer Trek Rules, one drinks when
Chekov substitutes "W" for "V". Here at the Mr. Chekov Page, we're
stricter. You can only drink when he fails
to substitute "W" for "V" or
surprisingly substitutes "V" for
"W".
- gets scolded by Kirk
-- take a drink and say, "Oh, poor thing!" as Chekov makes his "Vat did I
do?" expression.
- assists Mr. Spock
-- take a drink and mutter, "Vulcan lackey!"
- appears with that thing in his ear that Uhura usually
wears -- take a drink and say, "More
comfortable than a Ceti eel, I guess."
- something terrible happens to him and he's not seen for
the rest of the episode -- take a drink and fast
forward the VCR.
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