Post-election (US 2000) silliness. A response to monkee's story Counting the Chads.

Janeway and her crew landed Voyager triumphantly on the surface of Chadus III, the counting of Chads now complete.

Expecting a warm welcome, Janeway was unpleasantly surprised when a huge, screaming mob began banging on Voyager's hull.

"The Supreme Court will deal with you!" one shouted.

Another made the hysterical accusation, "You've been eating Chads!"

Harry Kim observed, "We seem to have encountered a faction that doesn't want the Chads counted, Captain."

Janeway glanced toward the ensign.  "Have you been able to establish communication with the leadership of Chadus III?"

"I'm trying, Captain, but no one knows who they are."