Iguanoman:
Hello again and welcome to WMW Spring Smash Number Three! We have a great night of monster fighting action for you tonight, and to make sure your entertainment is not interrupted, our so-called Commissioner, Battra, will not be joining us.Battra:
Much to my disagreement!Iguanoman:
Hey don’t make me get the bug spray out again! Now I somehow managed to get him out of the announcers’ booth but as sort of a compromise Battra is actually in the next room over. Anyways, as with the previous Spring Smashes, the specialty for this seasonal event is grudge matches. Over the years certain monsters have gotten to dislike each other, and now is their chance to meet up and settle the scores. It also provides an opportunity to hold a number of "dream bouts" that certain fans have requested. Either way, we have a total of six matches to witness tonight, ranging from the simple 1 on 1 fights to the massive "Battle Games" event at the end of the show. Hopefully this should be enough to satisfy the viewers for a while.Battra:
The one not satisfied is me! I booked myself against Mothra for a match but apparently you vetoed that one!Iguanoman:
That’s because we’ve already done that. You lost, live with it. Moving on with the introduction... there is a good reason for why the scenery around here looks a little different. Now as you can see in front of me, the usual view of Fight Island has been replaced with an orbital view of Earth. Yes ladies and gentleman, we are in space. Now in front of this space station we are on is another orbital structure, which you would note looks like a giant coin. Contrary to it’s simple appearance, it is actually a high-tech device designed to contain an artificial environment.Battra:
Which of course blasted our budget to oblivion!Iguanoman:
Well I don’t see you helping our money crisis! Unfortunately because of our little bankruptcy we had to sell Fight Island itself, but really that wasn’t much of a loss. The reason is because now we can recreate Fight Island inside the containment bubble of this device. Now there has been a number of designations for this thing, but due to it’s appearance I have nicknamed it the "Snowglobe".
Iguanoman:
As you can see from this blueprint, the whole structure is about a mile in diameter, which of course means that the whole thing is so big you can see it with the naked eye as a moving dot in the night sky. The "Snowglobe" is equipped with the latest Xian environmental restoration device, the Beta 19. The Beta 13 and Beta 16 could only rearrange matter that was previously constructed, but the Beta 19 can actually create pretty much any environment from scratch. Whatever you want, rather it be a section of a city or a natural setting, will near-instantly appear with a high-degree of accuracy. To further the illusion of being in an original place, the containment-bubble is equipped by a holographic device that depicts a backdrop of your choice, such as a nice partly cloudy day. Whatever the environment we choose, we will have a nice arena to teleport a few giant monsters into and watch with joy as they beat the snot out of each other.Battra:
Speaking of which, can we get to the fighting already?Iguanoman:
Alright fine. First up we got the war of the Mechagodzillas. For this triangle match, the Beta 19 has recreated a section of Tokyo for the three mechanical monstrosities to fight in and blow up a few landmarks while they’re at it. I guess you can say that this match is a test to see which method of control is the best for an artificial kaijumorphic war machine. We’ve got a robot, a human-controlled mech, and a cyborg, all of which are in some way based on Gojira and loaded with beams and missiles. In an effort of fairness though, Kiryu doesn’t have his Absolute-Zero cannon equipped, and besides a stray blast might have destroyed critical equipment and caused the whole orbital structure to re-enter the atmosphere, which wouldn’t be good if it landed on a major city. Oh well, he has to make due without it. I am told that the trio is prepped and ready to go, so let’s get the sparks flying!
Match #1
VS VS
Mechagodzilla UN Mechagodzilla Kiryu
A nanosecond after the official bell rings, all three start blasting each other with everything they’ve got. Missiles are shot everywhere, beams light up the night sky, and massive explosions rock their metal frames! It’s utter chaos! Kiryu has decided to go with the headstrong method and charges the UN Mechagodzilla! They smack together with a load clang and crash backwards obliterating the building behind them! Mechagodzilla wastes not a moment and starts blasting his two grounded opponents with revolving missiles. Kiryu just ignores them and starts pounding away at UNMG with his metal fists. Wow, Kiryu is causing some massive dents into the UN Mecha G’s armor; it looks like sometimes that beastile fury still works! A point-blank blast with a plasma grenades also seems to work as UNMG uses the energy he stored from the previous beam assault to knock Kiryu about 500 feet up and backwards off of him. UN Mechagodzilla gets right back up and turns his head towards Mecha G to start blasting away with his eye beams. Mechagodzilla retaliates with eye beams of his own, and after a few blasts the beams end up colliding. As the two Mechagodzillas are fighting for control of the colliding beams, Kiryu gets back up and is immediately shot by dozens off small missiles from UN Mechagodzillas ports along his body. Kiryu makes a tactical retreat behind a row of buildings, which turns out to be a good thing because the beam collision just exploded from the excessive energy and blasted the two Mechagodzillas backwards, sparks flying out of their bodies as their wires overload. Slamming through a building or two probably didn’t help their systems either.
As the two Mechagodzillas struggle with their hardware to get back up, Kiryu doesn’t waste his chance and decides to send out two volleys of missiles strait up. One volley falls back down to the United Nations Mechagodzilla, the other one explodes against the Black Hole Alien Mechagodzilla. The space Mechagodzilla decides to take to the air, and the earth Mechagodzilla jets up to the starry sky as well. Kiryu figures he might as well join the aerial battle. All three are now flying around like only Mechagodzillas can do: head first and shooting eye beams and mouth beams every chance they get. As they fly around with Tokyo racing below them, Mecha G and Kiryu must have forgot that UNMG can store caught energy in his plasma grenade. This comes back to haunt Kiryu as the UN Mechagodzilla flies over him and shoots downwards. The huge energy blast ruptures across his back and shorts the jets on one side, causing Kiryu to go in an uncontrolled spin. Kiryu is now twisting through the air like some kind of giant football! Like the popular sports item, he also bounces when he lands on the ground, which probably would have hurt quite badly if he could feel pain. Rather or not the injuries cause physical suffering or not, skidding across the ground and tearing up pavement can’t be a good thing. After downing Kiryu, UNMG focuses his attention at the original Mechagodzillas. Both strafe each other for a while, and Mecha G has apparently decided to stick his hands forward to shoot missiles to complement his beams. The numerous blasts are sending chunks of armor to fall to the ground like metallic snow, but somehow the two are managing to stay operational. Mechagodzilla has apparently decided to hover in mid-air, and UN Mechagodzilla follows suit. Flying strait towards his enemy, Mechagodzilla seems bent on collision. UNMG does the same! Looks like we have a game of chicken going on here! Too bad neither one is a flightless bird. They slam into each other head-first! The collision was so strong that both stopped in mid-air and it appears that they crushed each other’s heads! They fall to the ground and land at the base of Tokyo Tower! UMG is starting to twitch from the many systems that have shorted out, and although he looks a little worst for wear with a flattened head, Mechagodzilla manages to get back up. In a last-ditch effort, UNMG sends out his shock-cables to jab through Mecha G’s metal hide and starts to zap him with electricity. Mechagodzillas busted noggin starts to spin around, and although it creates some huge sparks as it grinds against his neck, he manages to get his shield to enough power to cut the cables before they do too much damage. Being without a working head and nearly out of commission anyways, the UN Mechagodzilla lays there helpless as Mecha G walks backwards firing missiles all the way. As soon as he’s a far enough distance away, he fires his chest-mounted cutting laser to hack through the base of Tokyo Tower. The massive steel structure collapses from lack of support and crushes UNMG under it’s weight! Impaled by metal girders and busted beyond repair, UN Mechagodzilla decides to self-destruct, sending metal flying everywhere and the huge fireball turns night into day. It appears that Mechagodzilla has won the match!
Or... not. Kiryu is still alive, and he just jumped out from behind a building to slam Mechagodzilla in the back with a huge mid-air tail whip! Mecha G falls headfirst to the pavement, and the head in question pops off. Kiryu then jumps onto Mecha G’s back and jabs his drill hand between some spikes to dig his way into Mechagodzilla’s inner workings! His robotic mind apparently isn’t happy with the situation, preferring to use his jet propulsion to get away. Kiryu is knocked around a bit in the process, but hops right back up to see Mechagodzilla facing him down. Well, not facing, he doesn’t have a face anymore, and Kiryu looks a little perplexed by how he can move around without a head. His perplexed looks turns to a synthetic roar of implied surprise as a laser shoots forth from the little round thing where Mechagodzilla’s head once was and blasts a junk of metal off his armor! Not wanting to fool around (and granted, he never did), Mechagodzilla goes into all-weapons mode and shoots with everything he has. Missiles, cutting lasers, more missiles, and more lasers shoot forth out of the walking battleship known as Mechagodzilla! Knowing he can’t withstand the assault for long, Kiryu runs off to the side and behind some buildings, only to have those buildings annihilated behind him! He continues to run in a circumference around Mechagodzilla, causing a ring of destruction to form as building after building is flattened by the blasts! After making a couple of laps around Mechagodzilla, Kiryu seems to note that Mecha G never seems to run out of ammo, so he attempts to close the distance. Blast after blast slam into his metal armor, and he doesn’t get far before collapsing on his face. Mechagodzilla doesn’t let up for a second, but soon it becomes apparently why Kiryu fell down as he fires up his jet propulsion. Having only jets on one side means he’s spinning the whole way, but he does manage to get right up to Mechagodzilla. Mecha G however just flies strait up. Poor Kiryu can now just stand there hopeless as Mechagodzilla rains in destruction from above. My mistake, Kiryu still has missiles left, and he just sent all he had at the flying Mechagodzilla. He manages to shoot down a few, but the rest collide with Mechagodzilla and cause him to go crashing to the ground as his jet propulsion ports are clogged with shrapnel. Mecha G crashes to the ground and flattens another building while he’s at it, just barely missing the Capital building, but before he can get up Kiryu charges right into him! Both metallic kaiju are now on the ground, with Kiryu relentlessly bashing the heck out of Mechagodzilla with one hand and drilling strait into the cutting laser port with the other! Kiryu then decides to latch onto Mechagodzilla’s round laser-for-a-head thingy with his jaws and crushes it! Mechagodzilla manages to get a hand up and send some missiles point-blank into Kiryu’s side, which apparently shorted out something because now Kiryu left side is now lying motionless. Mechagodzilla shoves Kiryu off of him and gets up. Readying another round of finger missiles, Mechagodzilla looks as if he’s about to finish off the heavily damaged Kiryu. The Godzilla cyborg, propped up with one arm, gives a mechanical roar as if to defy Mechagodzilla to the end. He does just that by sending out his missile batteries as two large rockets that go screaming towards Mechagodzilla at high speed and crash into him, causing a huge explosion to erupt! As the smoke clears, it becomes apparent that a lot of that smoke was given off by Mechagodzilla himself. As the battered Mecha G is smoldering out of every crack, Kiryu struggles to get back up. The hatch on his chest opens up, but one side doesn’t get loose so Kiryu rips it off, exposing his triple-hyper-laser cannon and firing it! Slammed backwards by the powerful blast, Mechagodzilla collapses with the Capital building under him! Sparks fly, smoke billows out, flames erupt, and a few seconds latter Mechagodzilla is engulfed in a huge explosion that rips him to pieces. Having overloaded Mechagodzilla’s power core and blown him up, Kiryu is declared the winner! As the flake-like pieces of space titanium flutter to the ground, Kiryu gives one last roar, declaring himself to be King of the Mechas!
Iguanoman:
Well there you have it. Kiryu has won the match and made an impressive debut in defeating his predecessors. Now he has the chance to go on in WMW, while the other two are mothballed. Well, we’ll take the other two Mechagodzillas out of storage if need be, but for the most part Kiryu is now the main one. It makes sense anyways considering that he is a true kaiju, being a cyborg of the original Gojira and all. Next up is our second match for this evening between the kaiju formerly known as Godzilla facing up against, of all things, a gelatinous slime creature. This match shall take place in a recreation of small town in the 50’s, showing a scenario of what could have happened if a mutant iguana happen to wander into town when a formless alien happened to be attacking. To make things more interesting, the lizard shall be only two stories tall and the glob is grown to match his volume. Let’s see what happens shall we?
Match #2
VS
Zilla The Blob
Seeing the red slime thing jiggling around in front of him, Zilla just gives a growl of disdain before taking in a deep breath. He shoots out his newly-discovered thermonuclear blast, engulfing the blob in blue flames! The blob is unaffected. Surprised, Zilla shoots again, but all it seems to do is excite the jelly creature. The blob slithers and glides right towards Zilla, who manages to jump over it for fear of being engulfed. Zilla turns around and starts to walk backwards for a bit, but the blob just moves towards him again. Not knowing what to make of this thing, Zilla uproots a street-lamp and starts to poke the gelatinous mass with it, only to have the metal pole sucked into the blob. It stays in there for a while and is then pushed out the other side. Now quite scared at his situation, Zilla turns tail and runs. The blob follows in hot pursuit, but the agile lizard gets away.
Now hiding behind a house to catch his breath and think of a plan, Zilla thinks he’s safe. He’s not. Hearing the cracking of glass behind him, he jumps out of the way just in time as the blob oozes out of the windows of the house. Despite squishing through four windows, the blob forms back into one on the other side. Panicking, Zilla throws a few trees at it, but they are just engulfed, digested, and makes the blob even larger! Zilla apparently decided to go towards the local water tower at the top of a hill, and looks to be trying to knock it over. Succeeding in his effort, the tower falls down and burst open, washing the blob back down the hill with a torrent of water and mud! Using his thermonuclear breath to heat the metal and make it easier to bend, he pries off a support leg and fashions it to what looks to be a crowbar. The blob makes it’s way back up the hill, and is swatted hard with the metal bludgeoning device, knocking a chunk off. Zilla whacks again and again, hacking the blob to pieces. Unfortunately for him, all he succeeded was to make a bunch of small blobs where there once was one big one, and now they are all converging on Zilla’s position! Zilla manages to dodge the little Jell-O balls as they slide toward him, hopping over a few and hoping he doesn’t step on any of them. Eventually he decides to just make a break for it down the hill, and the blob reforms into one big sheer to roll down after him. Zilla runs with all the speed he can muster, but trips on a boulder and falls down. The blob rolls right up next to him and latches onto his arm! Zilla roars in pain as the blob digests his flesh as it makes it’s way up his arm! He tries to scrape it off with a rock, but it slowly climbs up his arm farther and farther. Thinking of an idea, he decices to start spinning around. He turns around faster and faster, making himself dizzy but stretching the blob out while he’s at it. Pretty soon the blob is stretched thin as centrifugal force pulls on it, and after a while the whole thing flies off. Zilla collapses from the woozyness he caused to himself, and after his vision stops spinning a bit, he looks at his arm. Well, what’s left of it, which is nothing more then a bloodied up skeleton of an arm. Zilla looks at the bones of his hand for a bit before seeing a snake-like gelatinous creature slither towards him.
Now knowing full well what would happen if the blob catches him, Zilla gets back up and attempts to run away again. The blob follows him as he winds his way through houses as he heads back downtown. He gets back to Main Street, and glances behind him to see a glob of goo squeeze it’s way through two buildings to come after him. He doesn’t have much time to decide what to do, but realizing that all this running is getting him nowhere, he looks behind him to see the movie theatre and decides to go into it. He bashes his head right through the glass doors and shoves out a hole big enough to get into. Zilla then keeps crawling through the low ceiling, smashing the popcorn machine while he’s at it, hoping the food will distract the blob long enough for him to blast a hole through the door to the main theatre with a thermonuclear blast. Once he has an entrance, he continues on through. After getting past the balcony, the ceiling is high enough to stand up, so he does. The blob is right behind him, oozing through every crevice it can and soon practically fills what remain of the theater. Trapped between a blob and a hard place, Zilla looks doomed, but for some reason he looks to have the reptilian equivalent of a smile on his face. He reaches behind him, rips the movie screen off of the wall, and places it in front of him. He lets out a huge roar, as if declaring that he is the winner before the match is won! With one last jump, he lands on the blob with the screen between him and certain doom, and shoves his hand down into it! The gelatinous mass struggles as if to get free, and in a way it appears as if Zilla has just pinned the blob! Close enough... 1... 2... 3! Well the blob has managed to get out from under it, engulf Zilla’s form, and digests him alive and screaming, but in the end Zilla is still the winner of this match!
Iguanoman: It may be one of those looser-kills-winner moments, but Zilla still won the match! The blob may be unstoppable, but Zilla was still crafty enough to win the day. For our next match, the Beta 19 has recreated a section of Skull Island. Beautiful scenery abounds on this tropical paradise, with trees and massive cliffs and a lovely beach. There is also a river running through it, creating a nice waterfall as it drops off the steep slope. A great place to take a vacation to, but only if you don’t mind being constantly attacked by the local wildlife. Now in our personal fabricated piece of the island, the only inhabitants are King Kong and a bunch of dinosaurs. The giant gorilla has been beating up on various dinosaurs for years, rather it be the rare three-fingered Vastatosaurus rex or the giant Gorosaurus toho. For the most part Kong has ignored the protected species act and ended up killing members of a number of endangered species while he’s at it. A particular faction here at WMW, dubbed the "Terrible Lizards", have never agreed with Kong’s dinosaur hunting ways, and requested an opportunity to gang up on him to teach him a lesson. Not wanting to back down from a challenge, Kong agreed, and yes this will be quite the challenge considering that it will be 6 on 1. The fact that these are special genetically engineered dinosaurs that I myself designed with the help of the Jurassic Park organization means that these particular dinos are not exactly wimps. Still, Kong is an expert dinosaur fighter, so we should have a pretty even match here.
Match #3
Facing down a row of dinosaurs out to get him in the open clearing in front of him, Kong starts with what he always does, a massive roar and the beating of his chest. The dinosaurs each roar in response, and Ultraraptor (the apparent leader of the group) chirps out a particular set of signals, as if commanding her group to begin the assault. They comply, and the five land-based dinosaurs charge towards Kong’s position! Kong roars again and charges right at them! Dust is kicked up as powerful feet rip into the dirt, and the ground shakes from the might of the massive beasts! Ultraraptor leads the charge, ready to tear Kong limb from limb, but at the last second Kong uses his powerful legs to jump over the giant dromeosaur! Now the dinosaurs struggle to stop and turn around, but Kong has grabbed onto Brontosaurus’s tail! The giant sauropod yelps in pain as he is dragged backwards, and using the mighty muscles that he possesses, Kong whips Brontosaurus around, using the dinosaur as a giant club to slam through the other dinosaurs! Kong continues to spin around while hanging Brontosaurus, taking the sauropod on a cyclonic ride! The other dinosaurs try to get near but are smacked away by the huge weight slamming into them. After a while Kong lets go, sending Brontosaurus sailing over to the dense forests to crash through the trees upon landing! Kong roars in defiance at the group, but then is pecked in the back of the head by Terrordactyl! The pterosaur continues to flap around and peck like crazy, but only succeeds in annoying the giant gorilla. With his powerful gripping hands, he rips Terrordactyl out of the air and tosses him aside. Trike is now charging strait at Kong, baring his sharp horns and hoping to impale Kong through the gut, but the agile gorilla sidesteps at the final moment like a bullfighter dodging a charge. Kong just barely ducks Stego’s tail as it swipes over his head. The stegosaurus continues to swipe at Kong, hoping to slash into him with his spikes, but after a few misses Kong grabs onto Stego’s tail. Seeing that Kong is distracted, Trike stamps the dirt before charging again. Kong hears the huge ceratopsian thundering up from behind, so grabs onto Stego’s tail with his hand-like foot so he can turn around at meet the charge by grabbing Trike’s horns as he plows into him! Caught wrestling both Stego and Trike, Kong seems an open candidate for T-Rexx to strike, but it turns out not be the case as Kong throws Stego across the clearing, bowling the carnosaur over! Now shoving against Trike with his full might, Kong manages to shove the powerful ceratopsian backwards. As if out of a whimsy, Kong then flips over Trike’s horns and land on his back. Trike rears repeatedly trying to get the gorilla off of him, but Kong hangs onto the horns. They are now going all over the clearing like some kind of rodeo star riding a bucking bronco! Like all good joyrides, it comes to an end, in this case with Kong being thrown off into the river.
Now soaking wet, Kong looks pretty mad, but he sees that the dinosaurs staring at him look pretty mad as well. Kong then decides to reach behind him and rip a tree out from it’s roots. He holds the massive leaf-covered log over his head and let’s loose a mighty roar, taking on all challengers! Ultraraptor is the first to reply, running at great speeds and jumping over the river, but is knocked out of the air by the tree! T-Rexx is next, giving a mighty roar before running forwards with teeth bared. Kong runs through the river and meets Rexx’s charge with the tree, jabbing the roots into the tyrannosaurus’s stomach and flipping the dinosaur over his head! Stego charges as well, turning around before collision to flip his tail at Kong, but Kong uses the trunk as a shield and Stego gets his spikes jammed into the wood! Now with a tree dragging behind him, Stego can barely move, and Kong uses the opportunity to run to the front of the stegosaurus, grab onto his tiny head, and sharply snaps his neck. Now either paralyzed or dead, Stego provides the perfect object to shove at a charging triceratops. Trike rams into the body of Stego, impaling the dinosaur all the way through. Now distracted from having to pull out of the corpse of his teammate, Trike doesn’t notice as Kong rips off a sharp branch and jabs it into Trike’s side. The triceratops roars in pain as he is stabbed over and over again, and eventually slumps over after blood fills his lungs. Kong looks up to see Ultraraptor, T-Rexx, and Terrordactyl glaring at him from the other side of the river. Kong beats his chest and prepares to cross over to meet them, but soon feels a sharp pain in his back as Brontosaurus comes from behind to deliver a thunderous tail-whip! Kong gives a yelp and falls forward, but rolls out of the way before Brontosaurus tries to trample him. Kong gets up but is bit in the neck by the saurapod’s jaws, and struggles to pull the long-necked dinosaur’s mouth off of him. Eventually Brontosaurus does so at his own free will, preferring to slam his massive shoulder into Kong and knocking him down again to start stomping him like crazy! Brontosaurus then rears up all the way, displaying his huge size in all it’s glory before he’ll drop down to crush Kong flat! Kong has other plans though, because he gets right back up and grabbles Brontosaurus with his powerful hands. He continues to push and push, somehow counteracting the massive weight, and manages to shove Brontosaurus backwards, causing the thunder lizard to fall on his back with a tremendous thud! Knowing full well that he has no time to celebrate, Kong turns around to see both Ultraraptor and T-Rexx charging strait towards him. Kong charges as well and manages to execute a double clothesline, slamming his forearms into their necks to knock them down. He is immediately annoyed again by Terrordactyl, who has latched onto his shoulders with his talons. Flapping with all his might, Terrordactyl manages to get airborne, and is now air-lifting Kong strait towards the waterfall, intent on dropping Kong off of the cliff. Despite the pain in his shoulders, Kong realizes that he has to get free, so he grabs a passing tree with his foot, but only succeeds in ripping some leafs off. Kong then decides to curl up, allowing his feet to grab onto Terrordactyl’s wings, pulling them down and loosing lift, causing both to tumble to the ground below. Kong slams back-first besides the waterfall, just barely on the edge of the cliff. Terrordactyl pecks furiously at Kong’s leg to get free, but Kong gives a mighty punch to the side of the pterosaur’s head, knocking him out cold. With one grip-and-rip with his huge teeth, Kong rips out Terrordactyl’s throat. Just as Kong gets up to turn around, he is met with a charging head-butt by T-Rexx, sending him careening off the cliff. Latching out with his powerful hands, Kong luckily grabs onto an outcropping ledge with his hands. T-Rexx also jumps off the cliff, landing on a ledge on the opposite side of the waterfall. Seeing this, Ultraraptor likewise daringly jumps off, intent on landing on Kong with her claws, but Kong punches upwards to intercept her! Now flailing down the waterfall, the giant dromeosaur latches out at everything, trying to grab something to slow her decent, managing to grip onto a tree sticking out to hang off of. Looking up to see if there are any more dinosaurs following, Kong notices the thin neck and head of Brontosaurus peaking over the cliff to look down. Seeing this, Kong reaches down and rips out two boulders. One is sent to T-Rexx, smacking him in the knee and knocking him down, but he stays on his outcrop. The other boulder is chucked upwards, slamming dead-on into Brontosaurus’s head, knocking him out. Now slumped over in the river, the flowing water pushes his massive form off the cliff and down the waterfall, passing Kong on the way before reaching the bottom and landing with a sickening crunch on the rocks bellow!
Four down, two to go. Kong immediately jumps to the overhang that T-Rexx is standing on, challenging the dinosaur face-to-face! T-Rexx snaps at Kong with his powerful teeth-lined jaws, intent on ripping the flesh from Kong’s bones. The gorilla however dodges every thrust, and backhands T-Rexx upside the head, slamming the side of his face into the cliffside. Kong then grabs on and tries to shove T-Rexx off of the cliff! The tyrannosaurus tries his best to keep his footing, but eventually slips off the ledge. On the way down he grabs onto Kong’s foot with his mouth, causing Kong to cry in pain and be dragged off with him! They tumble off the cliff face for a while, but Kong managed to grab onto a chunk sticking out to stop their descent. T-Rexx starts to shake Kong’s leg, intent on slipping Kong up, but the powerful gorilla continues to hold on! Ultraraptor, now above the two, jumps off and latches onto Kong’s back, tearing through his skin with her claws and biting the back of his neck! Now in great pain, Kong accidentally lets go, and all three tumble off the cliff! T-Rexx lets go, allowing him to fall backwards and crashing into a few trees to slow his fall (that still had to hurt though). Ultraraptor jumps off and grips the cliff with her hands and feet, skidding down the side to the bottom. Kong on the other hand falls mostly strait down, and lands on top of the corpse of Brontosaurus. His now limp body slides off the dead hunk of dinosaur, and is now floating down the river. Kong manages to wake up from his daze, looks around for a bit, and decides to ride the river out. His somewhat relaxing trip is interspersed with the occasional pain from hitting a rock, but he still continues to float on his back the quarter mile or so to the ocean. Once there, he stands up in the surf, looks around again, and not seeing anything he decides give a mighty roar of challenge. It’s answered by the two carnosaurs, now bursting out of the forest to charge Kong head-on. The intelligent gorilla decides to try something new, and reaches down to grab some wet sand. When the dinosaurs get near him, he whips the sand out, spraying it into their eyes. Continuing forwards, T-Rexx trips in the mucky shoreline and falls down into the salty water. Ultraraptor on the other hand is met with a huge punch from Kong, sending her skidding through the beach sand. She tries to wipe the sand from her eyes, but doesn’t see Kong get up to her and start punching her while down. Ultraraptor flails her sharp claws out everywhere, but Kong either dodges the blows or bravely ignores the bloody gashes. Grabbing onto her jaws, he pulls back with all his might and snaps her lower jaw in half, making her pass out from the trauma.
Looking up, Kong spots T-Rexx retreating into the jungle, a place that T-Rexx perhaps has an advantage in, but Kong follows anyways. Cruising through the forest at top speed despite his injured foot, Kong plows through the thick foliage in search of his enemy. He finds him, but not before T-Rexx found him first. Latching onto Kong’s arm, T-Rexx’s sharp teeth tear into his limb. Kong yelps in pain, but uses his other hand to punch T-Rexx repeatedly in the gut. T-Rexx then shakes Kong’s arm like a dog with a small fury mammal, causing massive amounts of pain, trauma, and blood loss! How Kong manages to keep going is unknown to our present knowledge, but he still succeeds in clubbing T-Rexx in the back of the head with a tree limb. The momentary concussion allows Kong to pry Rexx’s jaws loose, but T-Rexx is back on the attack soon after! Ducking under his jaws, Kong grapples with the tyrannosaur’s shoulder-to-neck, then flips around Rexx to grab onto his waist and throw him backwards over his head! Rexx hits the ground hard, breaking one of his tiny arms in the process, and decides to run away. Kong follows, shoving tree after tree that is in his way. Eventually Kong makes his way to a small clearing, a spot in the trees where the sun still shines through. It takes a second to adjust to the light, but Kong manages to spot T-Rexx in the jungle in front of him, licking his wounds. Slamming his fist into his palm, Kong looks ready to plow back into the jungle to finish T-Rexx off. Suddenly his head turns to the side as he hears the leafs rustling besides him, and what he sees is Ultraraptor’s head pocking through the foliage. Before he can react, she’s already on him, and Kong knocks her away only after the damage is done. He looks down at his hand, covered in blood, looks down farther to see the huge gash in his gut caused by Ultraptor’s claw slashing sideways to open a hole in his intestinal tract. Knowing full well he will die, Kong’s pained looks turn to rage as he lifts his fist up, intent on beating Ultraraptor to death, but is met with a kick from behind by T-Rexx! As soon as he falls down, the carnosaurs are on top of him and start biting and ripping and slashing and hacking into his body! Blood splatters everywhere as Kong is drawn and quartered alive, but not for long, for death soon overtakes him. The mighty King of the giant gorillas is now nothing more then a pulverized meal for a couple of vicious dinosaurs. As injured as the two are, especially Ultraraptor with her broken jawbone, they managed to outsmart Kong and defeat him, proving that they truly are the Terrible Lizards!
Iguanoman:
All right then, next we have another cyborg vs. robot match, this time between two old rivals out to settle an old score. Despite being designed to be an efficient killing machine, Gigan hasn’t had the best luck in actual combat. In his first appearance, he and Ghidorah were defeated by Godzilla and Anguirus. During the Seatopian attack on Tokyo back in 1973, Gojira and Jet Jaguar beat him up along with Megalon. Not too long afterwards, he was nearly killed by Gojira and the Zone Fighter. Over 30 years latter, poor Gigan was beheaded by Gojira and latter blown up by Mothra. He already got his revenge for the Mothra battle back at WMW Winter Wham, Gojira is busy with the main event match latter on, and Zone Fighter was unavailable, so the last one left is Jet Jaguar. Although he had an impressive debut, after joining up with WMW the robot hasn’t been doing so well. So after years of constant training, he believes that he is now ready to prove that he isn’t the stupid goof-looking robot that everyone thinks he is. Both Jet Jaguar and Gigan believe that they are now prepared for their long-awaited rematch, and we are now prepared to oblige. The Skull Island arena has been cleared and replacing it is a re-creation of the open countryside outside mid-70’s Tokyo. Filled with hills, trees, boulders, and the occasional building, it has been the choice battlefield for numerous giant monsters over the years. This is where they fought before, and in a way this is where they will fight again. They are warped in and ready to begin, so let’s get the bell rang and the fight started!
Match #4
VS
Jet Jaguar Gigan
Gigan begins the battle with his new cluster-beam, nailing Jet Jaguar dead in the chest and causing numerous explosions all around the robot. Jet Jaguar is unfazed, and runs with amazing speed strait at Gigan, nailing him with a massive drop kick to send the cyborg careening backwards. Gigan struggles to get up, and when he does he sees Jet Jaguar punching him in the face. The agile robot is really nailing in the blows now, kicking and punching and karate chopping Gigan so fast that his limbs are a blur! Gigan tries his best to get a blow in, but is unable, so he does the next best thing and flies away. Suddenly his upwards momentum stops, and looks down to see Jet Jaguar holding his tail. Gigan uses his jet propulsion to try to overpower Jet Jaguar but fails, ending up face-first in the dirt as he is violently ripped out of the air and slammed down! Before he can get up, Jet Jaguar is already on top of him, jumping up and down on top of Gigan! The cyborg screeches in pain and frustration, trying to swat at Jet Jaguar with his metal claws, but the agile robot kicks them away at every moment (just to note, Gigan decided that his duel-chainsaws wouldn’t be the best choice for arm attachments this time around). Gigan somehow manages to roll out of the way, but is met with a swift kick to the side as he tumbles across the field, sending him flailing into a patch of forest, splintering the trees into mulch as he plows through the area. Despite being battered, bloodied, and bruised by the relentless assault, Gigan manages to stand back up despite the dizzy wooziness. Jet Jaguar is standing at the edge of the now flattened chunk of woods, using various hand singles to taunt Gigan, saying something along the lines of "Get up and fight you pathetic excuse for a Kiaju!". Gigan obliges, sending out his grappling-cables to wrap around Jet Jaguar’s form and attempt to pull him into the waiting buzzsaw in his chest. Jet Jaguar seems to be loosing the tug-of-war, but it turns out that he wasn’t as a violent tug pulls Gigan to the ground. Before knowing what hit him, Gigan is ripped away to the side and slammed into a steep hillside, having his grappling cables used against him. Despite burying his opponent in a few tons of dirt and rock, Jet Jaguar doesn’t stop and instead pulls the cables to drag Gigan across the ground and plowing him through a few more trees. Flying around with Gigan in tow, Jet Jaguar drags Gigan through a housing development, a water tower, and a boulder-strewned valley. After slamming his head into a cliff-side, Jet Jaguar decides to let go of the cables, letting them retract back into Gigan’s arms. Knocked out by the brutal assault, it looks as if this is it for Gigan as the ten count begins. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
Barely a split-second before Gigan was to be declared the looser of this match, a cluster-laser is sent out the device above his eye and collides with the mountainside next to Jet Jaguar. Another blast is sent to the other mountain on the opposite side of this narrow valley, and a few more are sent to continue a landslide that is now burying Jet Jaguar! Gigan warily pulls himself back up, and slowly walks towards the rubble pile, hunched over from the pain he’s experiencing all over. It looks as if he has the upper hand, err, claw finally, but the movement in the pile of rock states otherwise. Jet Jaguar bursts out of the rubble, sending boulders careening in all directions, and flies strait towards Gigan! The robot plows into the cyborg fists-first, knocking Gigan backwards yet again! Not exactly able to get up, Gigan has no choice but to let Jet Jaguar kick him while down. Apparently Jet Jaguar has developed a ruthless streak, not caring for honor at all as he doesn’t let Gigan get a shot in edgewise. The brutal beat-down continues as Jet Jaguar jumps knee-first onto Gigan's chest, positioned safely above and not on the main buzzsaw while he grabs the top horn on Gigan’s head and repeatedly punches him in the side of the head. Armored skull or not, Gigan’s brains can’t take this for long. Wait... Gigan has just sent out his circular saws, slicing off Jet Jaguar’s arms! The robot looks in astonishment as he limbs fall off, and then realizes why as the flying circular saws fly by his head and back into Gigan’s launching device. Not wanting to stick around for another shot of those, Jet Jaguar jumps off and flies away.
It appears for a moment that Jet Jaguar has abandoned the match, inciting Gigan to stand up and screech in victory. Well, it’s not over yet, because Jet Jaguar has flown back and body-slammed Gigan in the back! Not wanting to get beaten down again, Gigan uses his rocket power to get back up immediately, seeing that despite lacking arms Jet Jaguar will continue fighting. Gigan takes a swing at him with his metal claws, but Jet Jaguar dodges and kicks him in the gut! Gigan swings again, but Jet Jaguar gets his leg up and blocks, allowing his other leg to flip up and clonk Gigan in the chin! Gigan struggles to keep balance, but then is nailed by a spinning jump-kick to the face! Jet Jaguar then assaults Gigan from all sides with powerful kicks of all sorts. One final drop-kick sends Gigan back down, sending up a cloud of dirt as he slams against the ground hard. Jet Jaguar jumps onto his shoulders, effectively pining him! 1... 2... and Gigan manages to get his tail to grab onto the back of Jet Jaguar’s head to pull him off! Jet Jaguar is immediately back on the attack as he rips his head out of the grip, laying foot to claw as they block and parry one another. Gigan then sends his grappling cables around Jet Jaguar, wrapping him up around his chest and pulling with all his might inwards. Jet Jaguar of course pulls backwards, once again showing that he is stronger then Gigan, but what he doesn’t know is that Gigan had a plan, one involving him jumping up and jamming those hammer-claw feet into Jet Jaguar’s knees! With his legs knocked out from under him, Jet Jaguar is pulled into the buzzsaw, sparks flying everywhere as metal slices into metal! Not wanting to loose this opportunity, Gigan grabs onto Jet Jaguar’s neck with his sharpened metal claws and pulls outwards with all his might, decapitating the robot! Kicking the head out of the way, Gigan brings his cables in, hops backwards, and sends a cluster beam right into Jet Jaguar’s exposed machinery through the neck hole, blowing up the robot’s body! Gigan screeches another victory cry as the flaming hunk of what’s left of Jet Jaguar collapses to the ground. Well it seems that Gigan has won this and... what the heck!? Jet Jaguar’s head just flew into Gigan’s chest, slamming the cyborg hard! Jet Jaguar’s disembodied head is now floating around, and still attacking Gigan by head-butting him all over! That Jet Jaguar doesn’t know when to quit, does he? Gigan tries his best to swat at the head, but being small and agile the task isn’t very easy. Gigan flies up and tries to get some space between them, but the aerial battle continues because it appears that whatever makes Jet Jaguar fly also makes him insanely fast and maneuverable. After being slammed in the back a few dozen times, Gigan drops out of the sky and squashes a large oddly-shaped building flat as he makes a crash-landing (hey... that building looks familiar, what’s that doing here?). Looking up with his single eye, he sees Jet Jaguar’s head flying strait at him at high speeds. His body exhausted, he doesn’t have the energy to get back up, and so now is helpless as Jet Jaguar’s face gets closer and closer to his own. The robot’s head slams hard into Gigan’s head, causing Gigan’s whole body to flip up as his head jabs down into and through the pavement in front of the building! As chunks of asphalt and gravel rain down from the sky, it become apparent that Jet Jaguar’s head is no longer moving. The impact may have damaged both of them, but it seems that Gigan made one last-ditch effort that paid off. Closing his beak and pincer mandibles at the right time, Gigan now has Jet Jaguar’s head gripped tight in his clutches of his mouth! Jet Jaguar tries to get free, but the mandibles are imbed deep in his temples, so wherever he goes Gigan shall go as well. With what little remains of his stamina, Gigan puts his arm to the neck of Jet Jaguar’s head, shoots out his grapple cables, and imbeds them inside the head. Retracting the cables, he pulls out the mechanical innards of Jet Jaguar’s head and drops them to the ground. After a few moments, Gigan pulls himself up, using the ruins of the building for leverage, and essentially spits Jet Jaguar’s head out. Looking down at the computer equipment that controlled Jet Jaguar, Gigan decides to end the match by smashing it to pieces with his metal foot. Looking back up to the cloudy skies above, Gigan gives one last screech of victory, finally satisfying his need to win the battle.
Iguanoman:
Well there you have it, Gigan has won the rematch by defeating Jet Jaguar! Both combatants have really proven themselves in that match, showing that neither one shall be underestimated again. Next up is a particular match that I’ve been wanting to see every since Yonggary first came to the scene: Yongary vs. Yonggary! It has been debatable as to which one has priority to the name. Yongary was the first to appear, but supposedly Yonggary was named 200 million years ago so it is assumed by some that Yongary was named after him. I myself fall into the first crowd, and thus I have nicknamed the new one YINO, Yonggary in name only, which may or may not be accurate but it still serves as a useful designation to tell the two apart. So thereby I’ll use that for the following match between the two similar Korean fire-breathing dinosaurs. Although the two monsters really have no idea what all that I just said means, the point is that it’s two monsters occupying the same territory and so instinct would of course get the better of them if they met up in Korea anyways. Actually, Korea is pretty much where we are placing them in a sense, as our lovely new system just reproduced a replica of downtown Seoul. The monsters have been warped in, and we are ready to get this thing underway.
Match #5
VS
Yongary Yonggary
Rather beautiful backdrop with all those skyscrapers lighting up the night sky with the light from within. Too bad there won’t be much left in the end. The two monsters stare each other down, sizing up their opponent and waiting for the other to make the first move. Anxious to get things started, YINO begins with a blast of fire. The burning flames erupt from his mouth at high speeds and the accurate blast slams right into the middle of Yongary’s chest! YINO fires another and another, slamming Yongary backwards with each crimson explosion, but the giant creature maintains his balance even after slamming into the building behind him. Although the impacts probably hurt a bit despite the tough hide, Yongary actually seems to be enjoying this as he greedily breaths in the residual flames. Looks like YINO found out the hard way that not only is Yongary a creature of fire, but lives off of it as well. Seeing as his meal ticket stopped sending snacks his way, Yongary angrily roars an issue of challenge as his horn glows bright. A yellow line escapes his horn and instantly pierces YINO’s shoulder, causing the requisite cry of pain and shock! Yongary sends out another laser beam, slashing across the air in a wide arc, but the agile YINO saw it coming this time and ducked. YINO jumps over another blast, and deciding that it’s not a good idea to stand still, runs off to the side to put some buildings between them. Not stopping for anything, Yongary shoots again and again, slicing across some buildings and causing a clean cut, allowing gravity to slide the upper portions off the main structure. After slashing a few skyscrapers up, Yongary looks around to see if he hit his opponent. A fire blast signals that YINO is still alive, and Yongary issues a retaliatory strike in the general direction, not wanting to loose his chance. The laser blasts cause a few more buildings to collapse, but YINO is not there. Being primarily a distance fighter, YINO is highly accurate and good at dodging, but it seems he realized that to win his battle he needs to get in close. The little deception he set up worked great and now Yongary has to contend with a massive dinosaur crashing into his side!
The close-range fight is on as YINO follows up with massive slams from his fists across Yongary’s face. Somewhat surprised by the recent assault, Yongary panics and sends out a stream of fire to engulf YINO, but only succeeds in sending some hot flames over the ducking kaiju. A massive uppercut to Yongary’s jaw signifies the end of the stream, and not wanting to loose momentum, YINO starts to shove Yongary backwards. Not a weakling himself, Yongary shoves back, and pretty soon we have something that resembles a sumo-wrestling match! The two dinosaurs are locked up with each other, shoving with all their might, occasional letting up to lay in a few blows with punches, kicks, and claw-slashes. After battling to a standstill, YINO decides to end it by moving sideways and knocking Yongary’s legs out from under him with his tail. Flat on his face, Yongary is helpless as YINO jumps up and slams hard onto his back. YINO then decides to grab onto Yongary’s horn and start to punch him in the back of his head, but Yongary stops this with a quick laser blast, injuring YINO’s hand and causing him to loose focus from the pain. The next thing YINO sees is tons of dirt smacking him in the face, which tends to cause most creatures to want to back away to regain their sight. Not only did it temporarily blind YINO with gritty sand to the eyes, but gave Yongary the chance to burrow underground. YINO looks around to try to locate his foe, occasionally catching an indirect glimpse as the earthquake-like shaking knocks a building or two down, but without any warning the fast-as-light laser blasts hit their target! Every once in a while those yellow beams cut through the night air as well as YINO, causing a number of bloody gashes. YINO looks to be rather perplexed, not knowing what to do about his current situation, but suddenly it seems as if he had an idea. Jumping on top of a building, then jumping on top of a taller building, and finally jumping on top of the tallest building in the area has given YINO a good view of the scene bellow him. After observing the subsidence patterns of the soil and breaking pavement below him, YINO manages to figure out where Yongary is going and dives off of the building. The massive impact nearly squashes Yongary flat as the huge mass of YINO’s form slams into him from 700 feet up, destroying the nice tunnel he made and causing a few local buildings to collapse inwards from the resultant earthquake!
Both monster were knocked silly from the recent exchange of kinetic force, but it appears that YINO has recovered first. He pulls Yongary out of the hole and proceeds to lay in a few blows to his gut. He then drags the woozy kaiju to one of the few buildings still standing, props him up against it, jumps backwards, and runs forward with all the speed he can muster. YINO crashes into Yongary spiky-shoulder-first, obliterating the building as both monsters plow right through it! As the dust is subsiding, YINO stands up with rubble rolling off his back, and then drops back down to pin Yongary. 1... 2... and a blast of fire from Yongary’s throat signifies that he’s not finished yet! Caught on fire by the stream of flames, YINO screeches in great pain as he runs towards the nearby river to put himself out. With second and third degree burns all over him, the subsequent horn-first slam from Yongary must seem extra-painful, but somehow YINO stays conscious throughout all of this. After knocking YINO back into the water, Yongary begins to relentlessly brutalize YINO’s back with his spike-lined tail. Not giving up for nothing, YINO grabs the assaulting tail and pulls as hard as he can, tripping Yongary up and causing him to belly-flop into the water! Getting up with surprising speed, YINO then fire-blasts the water in front of Yongary repeatedly, creating a mist of boiling water to fill the air. Yongary gets up and retaliates with fire of his own but, as is his skill, YINO dodges to the side. One huge drop-kick latter causes Yongary to loose balance and start walking backwards, flailing his arms around to try to control himself. The large bridge he ran into stopped his backwards trajectory, but the structure holds and Yongary is now standing still again, a good distance away from YINO, who has no cover to hide behind what could be the final laser assault. Seeing victory ahead, Yongary roars a bit and uses the opportunity to do a bit of a dancing routine. Arms moving up and down, body moving side to side, Yongary shows his moves in a cocky display of what he thinks is a certain win. YINO disagrees however, and issues his own roar of defiance, and jumps out of the river and forward, causing a massive spray of water all around him as he lands. Sending out his laser beam, the glowing horn gave away the attack and YINO jumps out of the way. The laser however, doesn’t stop, and is instead a continuous beam that is now making it’s way towards where YINO landed! The agile reptile ducks under the beam and jumps forward to lesson the gap between them! Yongary moves the beam back, and YINO jumps over it! Despite a continuous assault YINO manages to dodge the beam every time it comes near him as he gets closer and closer. Pretty soon YINO is right in front of Yongary, and exhausted of his energy from his final attack, Yongary doesn’t have enough in him to fight back as YINO grabs on and lifts him over his head to slam him through the metal bridge structure! The whole section collapse around Yongary, and numerous metal beams imbed themselves through his thick hide! Not wanting to make the same mistake twice, YINO grabs onto Yongary, lifts him back up, and puts the two back-to-back, placing the back of Yongary’s head on his shoulder and grabbing onto his face with his claws. Letting gravity do the work for him, YINO drops down to cause a the impact force to knock Yongary silly. Pinning with what little strength remains, the three count begins... 1... 2... 3! YINO, or should I say Yonggary, is the winner of this match!
Iguanoman: Well it’s probably a good thing those two never met up in an inhabited city because they trashed our fabricated one. Yonggary has once again proven that he is a capable defender of the Earth, even though he still hasn’t realized his true power yet. I will say that when he does figure out how to do what he hasn’t remembered, he would be so powerful it would be scary, considering how well he did here tonight. The other Yongary has also proven himself, and it appears that both monsters can have their place here in WMW. This is of course depended on WMW’s continued existence, and to help with that we have contracted a few sponsors. This of course means that we will be taking a commercial break, and when we get back we will have our main event for this evening.
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Iguanoman:
Welcome back everyone to WMW Spring Smash! For those of you just tuning in, we have had a great night of monster wrestling action so far! Kiryu has defeated the other Mechagodzillas, the Terrible Lizards overwhelmed King Kong, Zilla managed to win against the Blob, Gigan proved himself against Jet Jaguar, and Yonggary beat Yongary! After all of that, we still have one more great event to present you, the massive war between Toho and Daiei! Now the monsters themselves probably have no idea what that means, but I’m sure they don’t care all that much. After all, most of the Toho kaiju have worked together before, and so have most of the Daiei kaiju. The only real discrepancy is Gamera having to side with his former enemies, but he stated that he didn’t mind that much. After all, here is another chance for monsters to prove themselves through combat. We have a few new arrivals, and a few old favorites, all waiting to do their part in Battle Games 2006.Battra:
We are finally to the main event? Took long enough.Iguanoman:
Yes we are at the main event, at what we call the Battle Games. First it would be appropriate to explain the rules. The basic concept is that it starts out with only two monsters, and then every minute after that another monster is added to the mix. There are two teams in this battle, and the added monsters are alternately selected from one of the teams. To spice it up this year, the order will be completely randomized. Also, to make things more challenging, the match cannot end until all the monsters have been added and the only way to eliminate the other team is to kill the opposite members. No pins, no tap-outs, no giving up, the only way out is to die. And no it’s not a permanent death, as usual they will be medically revived afterwards, but it still adds a bit more tension to the battle. Still, to make things more fair, if the battle gets a little one sided (a potential 3 vs. 1 for example), then the alternation will be switched to give the loosing team more favor. Now we have had quite a few different arenas today, but for this match we’ve decided that simpler is better. The battleground is blank, just a metal floor and no added objects. The VR background has been removed, revealing the natural beauty of Earth from orbit. This match will be nothing but the monsters against themselves on the platform, and the last team alive wins. So, time to get things started. I’m ready, the technicians are ready, the monsters are ready. Are you ready? Ladies, gentlemen, and kaiju fans... LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!
Toho vs. Daiei
VS.
Gojira, Anguirus, Rodan, Gamera, Gyaos, Legion,
Varan, Mothra, Kaiser Ghidorah, Iris, Barugon, Viras,
Baragon, Gorosaurus, and Gezora Guiron, Jiger, and Zigra
Yes, he’s here, the legendary, the one and only Gojira! No seriously that’s what the random generator said. Facing him is the big silicon-based lifeform, Legion! Gojira begins with his war cry, a load roar of challenge at the huge bug-like being, signifying that he is ready to get this battle going. The cold-hearted legion instead unleashes a microwave beam, which slams into Gojira and knocks him backwards to fall on downward! Not even getting up to respond, Gojira sends out his powerful thermonuclear beam, but it collides against a shield that legion put up. Now madder then ever, Gojira gets right back up and charges forward. Red laser whips shoot forward and pierce Gojira’s form, but all Gojira does is give a quick growl of pain and keeps on charging forward along the path of the whips now embedded in him! Upon reaching Legion he bashes his head against her armored hide repeatedly, trying to crack Legion open with his thick skull! Unfazed by the attacks, Legion reaches out with her big pincers and grabs Gojira’s entire upper body to attempt to jab through his tough hide. Gojira finds this a good opportunity to let loose with an atomic pulse, blasting against the pincer-legs and shattering them off! As those two are grappling at close range, the minute is up and the next monster enters the arena. That monster is Mothra! Looks like Legion is in big trouble now, because the giant moth immediately sends out an assault of antenna-beams! Legion tries her best to send out a microwave beam to stop Mothra, but Gojira is still right in front of her to grab Legion’s main horn and, with great strength, pull the entire massive form of Legion downwards. A massive green thorax beam rips into Legion’s form from above, and when combined with a powerful thermonuclear beam from Gojira, succeeds in ripping a large hole right through legion. Legion cries in pain, twitches for a bit, and stops moving.
Despite killing the only Daiei representative around, the match aint over, for now Gyaos has arrived! The large bat-like creature immediately takes to the air to fly circles around Gojira. Mothra follows Gyaos, and a dog-fight of sorts begins. Being a non-flying kaiju, Gojira sits around helpless as the two creatures above fly around in an attempt to blast one another. Mothra sends out some beams but misses, and Gyaos follows suit with a sonic cutting beam that likewise misses. This goes on for a while until a lucky shot slices off a portion of Mothra’s wing and causes her to go crashing down to the metal floor below. Gyaos then circles around the fallen form of Mothra like a some kind of vulture, but unlike a vulture Gyaos can slash her prey to pieces with a cutting beam. As she readies up a beam, it is interrupted by a chunk of Legion to the face! Not content to sit around and watch any longer, Gojira is now ripping pieces out of the corpse of legion to use as projectile weaponry! As if Gyaos’s fate wasn’t bad enough, the next monster will be from the Toho side. Or at least it would have been if it wasn’t for the new rule change, so the next monster teleporting to the arena is Jiger. Her debut begins by catching some chunks of Legion in mid-air with her suction hands and throwing them back at Gojira. A few pieces smack against Gojira’s hide but another piece is caught, which serves only as a destruction as some needle-like projectiles are shot out of Jiras’s horns and impale Gojira in a number of places! Gojira roars in frustration as he tries to pull the spears out of him, which he has time to do considering that Mothra has gone back to the air and is assaulting Jiras with her paralyzing powder and some green thunderbolts. Jiras is in for some trouble, but Gyaos is back up and sends a cutter beam at Mothra, which barely misses as Mothra stops her attack. Jiras takes to the air and now we have a 2 on 1 aerial battle! All three monsters display their flying skills as they cruise around the area, but Mothra seems to have a bit of an intelligence advantage as she ends up causing Jiras and Gyaos to accidentally collide in mid-air! Both monsters go crashing to the ground as the next monster, Gorosaurus, enters the fray. The big dinosaur takes advantage of the downed foes and grabs onto Gyaos’s frail body with his big teeth-lined jaws. Gyaos screeches in pain as his flesh is torn, but the unrelenting Gorosaurus slams Gyaos repeatedly into the ground! Jiras gets back up, and turns her attention towards Gorosaurus, who does the same. She charges the dinosaur to free her ally, but Gorosaurus instead throws Gyaos away and kangaroo-kicks Jiras in the face. Gojira then picks up the near-dead form of Gyaos and picks her up to slam her down into his knee, breaking Gyaos’s back and killing her! Zigra then enters the battlefield. Outnumbered but not necessarily hopeless, he goes over to the fighting Gorosaurus and looks him in the eyes as he looks up from his beating of Jiras. Zigra sends out a beam of sorts which flows over Gorosaurus’s form. After a few seconds, Gorosaurus then turns in the opposite direction, faces Gojira, and charges towards him. Looks like Zigra has taken over Gorosaurus’s mind! A kangaroo kick knocks a surprised Gojira to the floor, setting him up for a bite to the arm. Gojira appears rather shocked that his good friend is now trying to gnaw is limb off, but he manages to send out a thermonuclear pulse to send him away anyways. Mothra decides to change into her Aqua Mothra form to take on Zigra, despite the lack of water, and starts blasting away with X-beams! Zigra sends out a beam of his own, but it is deflected by a shield. Mothra looks ready to charge-tackle Zigra, but Jiger gets back to the air and tackles Mothra to go crashing against the floor! Jiger jabs with her horns and Zigra waddles in to start slapping with those sharp fins of his. While Mothra is in severe trouble, Gojira is busy trying to convince Gorosaurus to turn back to his side with no success. Failing to stop the assault by the dinosaur, Gojira is forced to knock him away with a tail whip for the time being, because Barugon has just teleported in. Seeing an opportunity, Gojira blasts Barugon before he has a chance to get out of the way, knocking Barugon backwards and colliding with Jiger and Zigra! Injured but not out of the fight, Mothra bursts into thousands of mini-mothras and swarms over the trio of Daiei kaiju! As Mothra is causing much pain and damage, Gojira has to contend with Gorosaurus, who just rammed into him head-first. Knocked to the ground, Gojira watches helplessly as Gorosaurus grabs his tail and starts dragging him along the ground. Realizing that he has no choice, Gojira lets loose another nuclear beam that collides with Gorosaurus’s chest, knocking him off and backwards. Gorosaurus rolls around in pain with a smoking hole in his lung, and after a while he succumbs to death.
Now entering the ring: Baragon! Seeing this, Mothra stops her mini-Mothra assault, and forms into Armor Mothra. She flies right up to Zigra and blasts him point-blank with a thorax beam. Having already settled the score with Barugon, Baragon takes on Jiger instead, starting with a long-distance jump to land right on her. Gojira concerns himself with Barugon, who surprises him with a tongue-shooting blast of cold air as Gojira got close. Sustaining the stream for a while, Barugon manages to freeze Gojira solid. Gojira is out! Well, for the moment. Baragon and Jiger are biting at each other like a couple of dogs in a fight, and Mothra charge-tackled Zigra with a massive clang of metal clashing, sparks flying everywhere! She turns around and does this again, ignoring Zigra’s attempt at taking control of her mind and slashing right through him again. Bleeding from two massive cuts, Zigra does a last-ditch effort to beam Mothra to submission, but the powerful insect slams into Zigra again, slicing off his head. Mothra’s victory is short-lived however, because of all the kaiju to come in next, the one randomly chosen is none other then Gamera. The giant turtle lets loose a massive battle cry upon arrival, lights up his jets, and flies strait towards Mothra. The giant moth does the same, and the two collide in mid-air with a massive impact of armored wing against shell! They stay in the same spot for a while in a contest of aerial strength, but Gamera wins out with his jet-power. He slips under Mothra to push her against the thorax and continues forwards in a successful effort to slam Mothra against the force-field bubble. A large crunch of shattered exoskeleton is heard as they impact, and Gamera flies away to let Mothra fall to the ground like a falling leaf. Baragon’s fight with Jiger has taken a turn for the worse as the needle-like spear things are shot out of Jiger’s horns to pierce Baragon’s ears! Looks like he has a nice pair of earrings now, but he doesn’t seem happy about it. Letting loose with his breath weapon, it singes Jiger’s skin and makes her equally mad. Baragon roars in defiance, Jiger roars on back, and Barugon charges from behind to jab Baragon’s underside with his horn, flipping the kaiju into the air. Seeing the opportunity, Gamera grabs the flailing Baragon in mid-air and chucks him down to the metal floor head-first. Woozy as all heck, Baragon is helpless as Jiger gives him a rather nasty sunburn with her ultra-violet ray, which is something the subterranean creature is not exactly used to. Not letting up for nothing, Jiger continues to cook Baragon until he meets death.
With Mothra gravely injured, Gojira still frozen, and the rest dead, the next Toho kaiju is going to have a tough time. Then again, that next kaiju happens to be the current WMW "Monster of Monsters" champion, Kaiser Ghidorah! Entering the area in his "Monster X" form, Ghidorah is ready as ever to get this battle started, and so is Gamera. The giant turtle flies in low to tackle X, but the demon-like beast jumps over Gamera and hits the ground running towards Jiger. Some needle spears are sent out, but X catches them in mid air and continues to run forward. Reaching Jiger in record time, X flips head-over-heals and lands on top of her with the spears he was holding, impaling Jiger right in the kidneys! She roars in great pain, but that pain is silenced as X grabs her head and snaps her neck. Barugon leaps towards X, but is send back to where he came from with a jumping spin-kick. Gamera has came around for another pass, and lands feet-first to go skidding across the slippery metal floor. While strafing X, he sends out a trio of fireballs, each one impacting X and knocking him about! X flips right back up and starts grappling with Gamera, and while they are duking it out at close range, Iris has entered the field of battle! Seeing X and Gamera fighting, he decides to join in and grabs X with his tentacles. X tries his best to shoot Iris with gravity rays from his eyes, which does some damage, but then Iris goes and shoots gravity rays back at X! Yep, Iris can absorb the abilities of others, and now he’s using his new found ability to essentially zap X through his tentacles! Gamera joins the beating by shooting out the occasional fireball to rip into X’s form! Barugon just looks on with a smile on his face. It seems that Monster X is having quite a difficult time here, but his short-term tag team partner has just came to the rescue. Mothra is back, still injured but flying fine, and has just charge-tackled her armored wing right through Iris’s tentacles, cutting X loose! Gamera gives chase, and X gets right back to punch and kick Iris all over the place. Barugon was about to help out, but Rodan has teleported in and started blasting Barugon with his uranium beam! Meanwhile, Mothra and Gamera are having quite the dog-fight at the other end of the area, beams and fireballs being sent all over, respectively. Mothra’s beams don’t seem to be damaging Gamera, in fact they seem to be healing him. Gamera’s fireballs on the other hand collide with Mothra’s armor, slamming hard but doing only minor damage. Meanwhile X and Iris are still at it, and Barugon decides to leap upwards to tackle Rodan down. Gamera decides to try something, and flies under Mothra. The big moth sends out a thorax beam to intercept, but this only makes Gamera faster as he collides right into Mothra’s underside. The already-injured Mothra is injured more and goes down. Landing nearby to the fallen moth, Gamera apparently signals Barugon to do something. Barugon nods his head and sends out a rainbow beam, arching out his back and making it’s way to Gamera, who absorbs the power of the beam. Charging energy throughout his form, it all collects in his chest region, and is let loose in the form of what looks to be Gamera’s ultimate weapon, the aura beam! The huge blast of power engulfs Mothra entirely in an effort to wipe her out for good this time. Ironically, that is not the case. As the beam subsides, what is left in it’s path is no longer Armor Mothra, but Eternal Mothra! The protector of humanity has absorbed the aura of the beam and empowered herself! As soon as Gamera realizes his mistake, it is too late as numerous huge beams of rainbow-colored energy slam into Gamera, Iris, Barugon, and the newcomer to the now one-sided fight, Guiron! The huge beams are literally tearing the kaiju to pieces as they repeatedly rain in from above! Eventually Mothra circles right over Gamera, energy charging across her wings as a circle of glowing aura forms in the shape of a seal above Gamera. Although powered by aura himself, somehow Mothra must be using a different frequency or something, setting it up in a way to injure Gamera instead of healing him! The seal falls down on top of Gamera, engulfing him in brilliant light, and afterwards there is nothing left.
After her impressive light show, Mothra flew on over to Gojira to finish his thawing process and then land next to him. Meanwhile, Gezora has entered the area. He looks around for an opponent, but can’t find any. X decides to take the opportunity to transform into Kaiser Ghidorah, and not a moment to soon because it appears that Iris is still alive. He gets up and jabs his sharp arms into Ghidorah’s sides. Ghidorah screeches in pain, and manages to shove Iris away with his feet. Iris is right back on the attack, sending Ghidorah’s own gravity rays out of his eye and ripping into the dragon’s large form! Ghidorah responds in kind, but misses a dodging Iris, who goes strait on forward to impale Ghidorah again. Iris stairs blankly at Ghidorah as he tries to absorb his energy, but then feels a stabbing sensation in his back. Looking down at his chest, he sees the giant knife of Guiron sticking out of his body, and it turns out to be the last thing he sees. It’s also the last thing Ghidorah sees as all three heads pass out simultaneously, having spent the last of the energy to use his gravity rays to pull Guiron’s downed form towards him. Now the first thing Guiron sees is his head jabbed into Iris, back to consciousness from Mothra’s rather devastating attack. Not taking any chances, Rodan flies over to the downed form of Barugon to make sure he’s dead. Varan has now entered the area, and he looks around for a bit before seeing Guiron falling towards him. He sidesteps just in time as Guiron’s huge knife barely misses his body! Guiron rears back up and starts to do his laughing bit, seemingly content in taking on four monsters at once. Varan takes one look at the knife-headed kaiju, looks towards his allies, and motions that Guiron is all theirs. An uranium beam from Rodan, some antenna beams from Mothra, and a thermonuclear beam from Gojira all collide at the same time into Guiron, blowing him up. Seeing this, Varan gives a sight of relief that he didn’t have to fight the insane monster, but then looks up to see that Guiron’s blade had blasted strait up and ended up heading strait towards Varan. Not being able to move away in time, Varan is sliced in half! The other kaiju look at each other for a bit, and Gojira shrugs his shoulders. Gezora however seems somewhat oblivious and is still crawling all over the place looking to pick a fight with something. When Viras arrives, he gets his fight. Poor Viras’s first foray in WMW begins with the sight of three opponent kaiju staring at him as well as one crazed cuttlefish with a case of boredom. Seeing Gezora, Viras decides that he might as well do his lawn-dart routine and jumps forward to impale Gezora with his pointy head! At first Viras thinks that at least he killed something, but soon feels rather miserable as the heat is sucked from his body. Gezora has an abnormally low body temperature, and Viras can’t stand the cold. Not dead at all, Gezora wraps his tentacles around Viras’s tentacles, causing frost-bite to form all over Viras! The squid from space screeches in great pain as his body freezes and cracks as Gezora tightens his grip! Just as Anguirus finally arrives to the scene, Viras’s suffering ends as his body shatters to pieces in Gezora’s grips! The last of the Daiei monsters is dead, and after one last official check, the Toho monsters are declared the winners of Battle Games 2006!
Iguanoman:
Well there you have it, the final match for the evening. Thus ends another exiting episode of WMW, so this is Iguanoman signing off and... wait a second. What the? Can someone explain to me why Gojira hasn’t warped out of the Snowglobe? It looks like he’s just as confused as I am and... there appears to be some guy wearing an orange suit and a helmet standing next to him. He’s pulling something out of a pouch on his belt... now he’s holding it up... looks kind of like a spoon or something. With a flash of light he appears to be growing and...well now this guy looks familiar. Silver body-glove, red markings, blue thing on his chest, helmet with glowing eyes, head crest of sorts with a blue thing on front... ladies and gentleman say hello to Ultraman! Well, an ultraman at least, not precisely sure which one this is. Looks kind of like the original, but a few differences. Well there’s dozens of different ultramen, he could be anyone of them. The main point though is why the heck is he here and what does he want?Battra:
Check your e-mail!Iguanoman:
I already did just before the show, and... hey wait a minute! Shouldn’t there be a better way of notifying me of any unauthorized schedule changes? Now what are you up to Battra!Battra:
Hey, don’t blame me, I was just as shocked as you. Some guy named Kenny or something docked into the station and said he wanting to start a duel with Gojira or something crazy like that. He gave us a letter and walked to the teleport room. We typed it in and was going to tell you earlier but didn’t want to interrupt your little match. You should be thanking me ya stupid human, now read your stupid e-mail!Iguanoman:
Yeesh, alright then. Let’s see now...
Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:47:57 -0500
From: "Batora" <battra@godzillatower.com>
To: iguanoman003@yahoo.com
Subject: Some Ultraman Punk
Dear Mr. Chairman,
Greetings, I am Ultraman Narashi, a being of light from Nebula M78. I have came to this planet seeking the one you call Gojira, also known as Godzilla. The council has declared that Gojira is a potentially dangerous kaiju, one whose intentions are unknown to us. On one hand, he has saved the Earth on many occasions, but on the other hand he has also posed a great threat to humanity. Because of this, I was sent on my first mission to Earth to find this Gojira and initiate combat with him. After all, you do not truly know something until you have fought them. I will abide by your rules, and follow the procedures necessary for your televised corporation. I hope that you allow me to do this, and if so then I humbly thank you for it.
Sincerely,
Kenneth Mitsuta
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Electronic Mail is not secure, may not be read every day, and should
not be used for urgent or sensitive issues.
Iguanoman:
Well, I guess we might as well. OK, Battra, relay the following messages: tell the infomercial after us that they are canceled, inform the controllers to load up Fight Island, get the crew back here and tell them to do their jobs, and call my lawyer.Battra:
What am I, your secretary?Iguanoman:
Just do it will ya!? Well now I hope this thing works, because if it does the benefits will be... quite good. Guess what people, we have ourselves here a bonus match! What was once six matches is now seven, and let’s hope this new main event turns out well. Now this is an unsanctioned match, meaning nobody’s record is on the line, but it still will go down in history as the day Gojira fought Ultraman! Well, one of them anyways. Alright, it appear that Fight Island is loaded up and the two are standing in Ring Park waiting for the bell. We’ll keep the light going through the hologram unfiltered, but still looking like a sunny blue day, which will keep the Light Warrior happy. OK, I’m getting the signal that everyone is ready to begin, so let’s get this started!
Bonus Match
VS
Gojira Ultraman
The bell rings, and Ultraman is immediately on the attack, running towards Gojira and slamming his foot into his gut! Surprised by the strength Ultraman possesses, Gojira utters a quick growl and tries to punch Ultraman, but his fist is knocked away. Ultraman is now grappling with Gojira, trying to shove him around and gain the upper hand, but the huge kaiju doesn’t budge an inch. Gojira slams his hard head into Ultraman’s, knocking the ultra warrior for a loop and causing him to loose focus for a split second. Freeing his hands from Ultraman’s grasp, Gojira spins around and slams his tail into Ultraman’s legs, knocking them out from under him and causing him to crash to the ground! Before anybody could expect, Ultraman flips back up and spin-kicks Gojira in the head, but Gojira remains unfazed. Now Gojira is on the attack, punching repeatedly with quick blows, smacking Ultraman around as if he was nothing but a punching bag! Ultraman makes a tactical retreat by flipping head-over-heals backwards, and puts his hands in a cross-position to send out a beam, which blasts against Gojira’s tough hide! Gojira then stares down his opponent, growls for a bit, and then let’s out a mighty roar as his spines start to glow! The legendary thermonuclear breath beam shoots out of Gojira’s mouth, but instead of blowing Ultraman up it instead bounces off a shield he formed and ricochets off, blasting Gojira instead! Both angered and surprised, Gojira lets out a short roar and charges at Ultraman! The Warrior of Light deftly dodges the charge, jumping out of the way and karate-chopping Gojira in the back of the head along the way! Ultraman then jumps onto Gojira and puts him in a headlock of sorts, followed by powerful knee-jabs to the gut! Ultraman then drags Gojira by the head towards a nearby brick building, intent on slamming Gojira’s head into it, but Gojira places his hands on the building to stop it. Ultraman struggles for a bit against Gojira’s great strength, but a quick jab to the side knocks him back a bit, allowing Gojira to grab Ultraman’s head to slam against the building repeatedly! Having his head knocked around probably doesn’t do one good, and Ultraman looks like he’s feeling it as Gojira props him up against the building. Gojira then runs backwards, roars a bit, and charges forwards! Before he reaches Ultraman he jumps up to point his feet at Ultraman while sliding along on his tail! The legendary move slams Ultraman completely through the building, causing rubble to pile on top of both of them! Gojira then bursts out of the rubble and jumps up high into the air, slamming down hard on Ultraman! Gojira just put Ultraman into a pin! 1... 2... kick out!
The Warrior of Light is not done yet! Grabbing onto Gojira’s head, he slams his fist into his face a few times, and then shoves the kaiju out of the way to fly off. Now airborne, he hovers in front of Gojira and puts his arms in a cross position again to send down another beam, rocking Gojira’s form with the powerful blast. Before getting back up, Gojira grabs onto some rubble chunks and throws them at Ultraman, intent on knocking they guy out of the air, but the agile ultra warrior either dodges or kicks them out of the way. Now standing, Gojira charges up another blast of thermonuclear energy, and Ultraman flies away to avoid it. Gojira tries his best to hit his flying foe, but only succeeds in obliterating a few buildings. Now hiding behind some buildings that are still standing, Ultraman hides out and waits for Gojira to wander to his area. With a cheap shot to the face, Ultraman announces that he’s still fighting, and Gojira blocks, parries, and counterattacks any further blows directed at him. Now fighting like a couple of kick-boxers, the two battle it out back to Ring Park, whereupon Ultraman tries something new by drop-kicking Gojira across the green field. Now staring each other down, Ultraman charges energy into his arm, and flips it around like throwing a Frisbee. A glowing disk of energy shoots forth, going not into but right through Gojira! The kaiju yelps in pain as the air escapes his now punctured lung, and then looks behind him to see the disk returning for another pass! Gojira tries to dodge but the disk catches his hand and cuts it off! Now with his hands on his shoulders, Ultraman has the look of someone who has just beaten his opponent, but we all know that’s far from the truth. Reaching down to pick up his hand, Gojira sticks the hand back on the stump, charges some nuclear energy into the wound to cauterize it, and essentially re-attached his hand! Thanks to Gojira’s regenerator cells, the limb should be back to operational condition in a few minutes. Shocked by Gojira’s resolve, Ultraman gets his hands back up to block a running head-butt by Gojira, but he powerful attacked still sends Ultraman stepping backwards from the force. Gojira then slams his hard head repeatedly into Ultraman’s form, but on the last occasion Ultraman grab’s Gojira’s head and slams his face into his knee! Ultraman then decides the next course of action will be flipping over Gojira and quickly grabbing his tail. Gojira tries to get his tail away, but Ultraman tugs it hard, slamming Gojira’s face to the dirt. Pretty soon Ultraman is now spinning Gojira around by his tail, picking up speed as Gojira revolves faster and faster around him. Once at sufficient speed, Ultraman let’s go, sending Gojira careening towards Ouch Tower! Thinking fast, Gojira uses a quick burst of thermonuclear energy to change his trajectory, barely avoiding the massive structure as he flies by. Ultraman really got Gojira moving, because the kaiju was sent so far away that it looks like he’ll land in Blast Bay on the other side of the island! Ultraman runs down the street to follow him.
Either this particular Ultraman is very powerful, or holding back, because it’s been more than three minutes and his Color Timer isn’t even blinking yet. Following Gojira’s path, Ultraman dives into the bay to start the underwater battle! Gojira was just waiting for the moment to lets loose with his thermonuclear beam, and does so the second Ultraman enters the water, slamming the energy beam into him hard! Now sent deep into the sediment, Ultraman struggles to get out after the powerful attack disoriented him. He does get out of the muck, but only after Gojira pulled him out with his teeth. Ultraman starts nailing Gojira with a number of slow but strong punches, but Gojira doesn’t seem to want to let go of his shoulder for nothing. Now knowing Gojira’s tolerance for pain, Ultraman decides to grabble with the beast instead, holding him about the waste to flip him over his head. Torn away by the judo throw, Gojira gets back up only to be kicked upside the head. Now grabbing Gojira by the arm, Ultraman throws Gojira out of the water with tremendous power, causing the kaiju to burst forth from the bay and land right on top of the local nuclear power station! Now battered up a bit, Gojira crawls through the rubble, and then gets the idea to look for the nuclear reactor. He finds it and tries to drain energy from it, but even though the Beta-19 is quite advanced, it wasn’t exactly cost-effective to recreate radioactive uranium. Gojira realizes this too late, and looks over to see Ultraman send a beam from the glowing thing from the crest on his forehead and into Gojira! The powerful blast rips across Gojira’s chest, causing a bloody gash to form in the center and a cry of pain from the kaiju! With his opponent down for the count, Ultraman decides to ready up a finishing move of sorts by charging energy into a ball of sorts. Once the energy ball is translucent and about the size of his chest, Ultraman looks to be about to throw it towards Gojira to end this match by ending Gojira’s life! Gojira however is not done yet, and sends out a thermonuclear beam to collide with Ultraman, tripping him up and prematurely sending his energy ball upwards. The ball collides with the top of the dome and shorts out the hologram projector for a second, showing the true orbital background in the momentary flicker. Gojira gets back up and roars defiantly, essentially declaring that he now has a second wind of sorts to get back to the fighting! Ultraman on the other hand is nearly done, for his Color Timer is blinking red. If the light were to ever go out, then Ultraman shall never rise again! Or he’ll revert back to human form, one of the two.
Gojira charges at Ultraman, intent on punching the light right out of him! Ultraman charges at Gojira and grabs him, initiating another shoving match, but this time Gojira is prepared as we can see him starting to choke his thermonuclear energy back into his throat and through his body. The result is a thermonuclear pulse, sending Ultraman careening backwards to the shore of the bay. Gojira runs up and grabs Ultraman’s head to bash it repeatedly into the sand, and then whips his body around to throw Ultraman towards the tree-lined hills behind him. Not wanting to crash through the forests, Ultraman starts to hover, but it just makes him a sitting duck as a powerful blast of thermonuclear energy collides dead in his chest. Ultraman struggles to get his body back to a standing position, but when he finally does all he gets is Gojira smacking him across the face with a tree. Using a pair of trees like a pair of swords, Gojira whacks the heck out of the ultra warrior at all points before kicking him in the chest! Tossing the hunks of wood away, Gojira walks over to a nearby boulder, picks it up, and throws it at Ultraman! Ultraman catches the boulder and throws it back, but Gojira head-butts the boulder for a return! This continues for a while before Gojira picks up another boulder and throws it into the mix. Before long, Gojira picks up a third boulder, and now we have three boulders being sent back and forth between them, looking like of all things a couple of jugglers sending juggling pins to each other! Eventually someone has to screw up, and that someone is Ultraman, who just had a boulder slam into his foot! The second boulder falls harmlessly to the side, but the third is slapped with Gojira’s tail and sent at high speeds into Ultraman’s head! Gojira roars for a bit, happy with the result, and then sees Ultraman readying up another beam with his hands crossed. Gojira charges up his own beam, and pretty soon we have two beams colliding in the center! The tug-of-war between the beams continues, with each combatant trying to sustain the blast for as long as possible. At one point it looks like Ultraman’s beam was getting closer to Gojira, but then his Color Timer started to blink faster. Running low on energy, Ultraman has no choice but to loose the beam war and let the blast hit him! The huge explosion rocks Ultraman so far backwards that he smashed a skyscraper back at the city as he slammed into it! Gojira walks towards the wreckage, trying to find his opponent, but can’t seem to find Ultraman’s body out in the open anywhere. He then walks towards the destroyed building to look for clues, but what he finds as he gets close is a regularly-sized human sitting on a chunk of concrete. The man raises his hand up as if saying the fight is over, and then stands up to bow respectively at Gojira. The kaiju seems to understand this, so instead of pressing an attack he looks towards the sky and lets out a roar before giving his traditional victory dance! After hopping up and down a few times, he wipes his lip, punches the air, and roars one last time, confident in his victory. The man who was Ultraman shakes his head in wonder at the actions of the kaiju, but the smile on his face seems to indicate that he thinks Gojira is a good monster after all.
Iguanoman:
Alright, thus ends our little bonus match featuring the debut of Ultraman Narashi! Someone get my agent to get ahold of him; I think this guy might have a future here! If he can do this well in other WMW matches, then we’ve got ourselves another superstar on the roster! Well, anways, that about does it for WMW Spring Smash 2006. This is the final match, right?Battra:
Yeah yeah yeah, no more surprises. Now finish the show I want to go home!Iguanoman:
Fine, it’s been a long night for us all. Well in that case, this is Iguanoman signing off. Good bye and good night!
-Iguanoman
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