Welcome everybody to the third edition of WMW Thursday Thrash! OK, so we're three days late, but at least it's not like two weeks again! Things just keep happening, out of my control. One of which is the part where Electric Oreo will not be announcing today. Either his stuff got lost in the e-mail, or he mysteriously vanished. I personally can't say a word about that considering my track record. So, starting the show off is the Monster Island CEO! The show is late and shorter, but here it is!

Jet Jaguar soared over Fight Island, his arms spread wide in front of him, his legs drawn tightly back. Nothing thrilled him more than the sensation of a good, high-speed flight. However, now was not the time for fun and games. Jet Jaguar looked down below at the towering skyscrapers and saw a large, amphibious dinosaur standing in the center of the island, growing more impatient by the second. The dinosaur had left a wake of destruction in his path to get to the center of the island. Smoke churned in billowing clouds behind him, not a building in sight standing. Titanosaurus gave a heinous roar and looked above him, spotting Jet Jaguar immediately.

Monster Island CEO: Well, that just sucked. I KNOW that Jet Jaguar would've kicked Titanosaurus' butt into submission had the ocean not been nearby. Here that Titanosaurus!? You're a coward, you hear me, a coward! Ahem...anyway, it's time for the next match. This match, ladies and gentlemen, is between the kangaroo-kicking Gorosaurus and the knife-headed Guiron. This should be a very interesting match indeed, as any match with the sadistic, bloodthirsty Guiron is. Guiron has gained an infamous reputation for his ruthless combat style, hacking, slashing, chopping, slicing, dicing, mincing, and cutting his opponents to pieces with his knife-like head, continuing his rampage well after his opponent is dead. We'll see how well he fares against the dinosaurian Gorosaurus tonight right now, so let's get on with the show!

The two quadrupeds collided and rolled around like two battling tigers, slashing and biting at one another. Finally, Anguirus managed to kick Baragon off, sending his dinosaurian foe hurtling into a nearby building. Baragon shook the dust off of his body and opened his jaws, sending a blast of super-heated flame towards Anguirus, scathing his armored hide. Anguirus yelped in pain and charged forth, ending Baragon's fiery onslaught with a powerful tail-whip to the face. Baragon roared as Anguirus' spiked tail dug into his cheeks, opening a deep wound. Baragon charged Anguirus with his nasal horn, stabbing him in the side with the spiky appendage. Anguirus wailed in pain and retaliated, bashing Baragon in the head with his massive paws. Baragon roared and snapped at Anguirus, but was too slow. Anguirus gave Baragon another punch and immediately bit down on his neck, sinking his teeth into it. Baragon roared in pain and tried to shake Anguirus off, but to no avail. Anguirus tossed Baragon away, sending the dinosaur slamming to his back. Anguirus seized the opportunity and leapt upon the prone form of Baragon, covering the dinosaur's entire body. Baragon was pinned totally to the ground, and on the count of three, he was out. Anguirus roared proudly at his accomplishment, redeeming the Japan Title.

Gojira immediately opened fire on Death Ghidorah, searing the planet-destroying creature's armored skin. Death Ghidorah roared in pain and sent forth a gout of flame spewing from each of its three heads, scorching Gojira. Gojira grunted in pain as the flames licked at his body, but pushed forward, grabbing the middle neck with his hand and squeezing as hard as he possibly could. The middle head of Death Ghidorah wheezed and choked, its eyes popping out of their sockets. Finally, with one last gasp, the head slumped over dead, leaving the other two heads to fend for themselves. The heads struck at Gojira like two snakes, each of them sinking their fangs into Gojira's neck. Gojira summoned his power and detonated a nuclear pulse, blowing the heads back. Death Ghidorah reared up on its hind legs, threatening to come down and squash Gojira like a bug beneath his massive weight. However, Gojira was no idiot, and reacted quickly, body-slamming Death Ghidorah's exposed underbelly. Gojira strained and pushed with all his might, finally toppling the titanic creature, sending it slamming to its back. Death Ghidorah let out a surprised wail from its two heads, but was suddenly cut off as Gojira stomped the neck of the left head, snapping its spinal cord. The final head spewed forth a stream of fire, but Gojira retaliated by blasting it with his far-more powerful atomic ray. The blast struck the open mouth of Death Ghidorah's head, causing it to messily explode. The middle head choked, the left head snapped, and the right head exploded, Death Ghidorah was vanquished. Gojira let out a victory cry, signaling that he was the winner.

A titanic, gleaming battleship loomed over Monster Island, appearing from nowhere. The gargantuan ship gave a soft hiss, lowering itself to the ground, landing with a soft 'thud' on the Monster Island soil. Gojira eyed this new appearance with a look of concern, contemplating whether to attack or to wait. The main door of the spaceship gave a hiss and began to lower itself, creating a walkway to the ground below. Suddenly, from the opened doorway, a startling sight emerged. Five gargantuan, 25-meter tall aliens emerged from the doorway, their green skin and robed, armored garments signaling that they were not savage beasts, but highly sophisticated creatures.

Dianii Leader: A short while ago, we stumbled across this planet, looking for game. We found nothing worth sport, until our sensors detected this creature. Using our cloaking device, you could not detect us either by radar or the naked eye. We surveyed this battle from the beginning, and could not believe the ferocity, power, and viciousness of this...Gojira, as you call him. Gojira made short work of this quadruped monster in a matter of seconds. We, the Dianii Alien Hunters, must hunt down this beast. We have never encountered an opportunity like this before, and it would be foolish to let it slip through our fingers.

Dianii Leader: Whether or not you approve, we are hunting down Gojira. Whether you pathetic creatures like it or not, Gojira's head is going to be resting on a platter in our trophy room by tonight.

Monster Island CEO: Wait! I have an idea. You will be able to hunt Gojira, if that is what you so desire. However, you will hunt him in one week, Earthen time. You will 'hunt' him for the Monster Island Title. If you successfully kill Gojira, then not only do you get his dead body, but you also gain control of the Monster Island Title. If Gojira successfully kills you, well, then, don't say we didn't warn you.

Dianii Leader: Hahaha! You actually think this brain-dead creature can match the honed skills of the Dianii?! If so, you are dreadfully mistaken, my Earthen friend. However, I accept your challenge. We will hunt down this brute in a week, for the "Monster Island Title". We couldn't care less about the title, but just as long as we get the chance to hunt Gojira, we are satisfied. We will return here in seven days. During that time, we shall prepare ourselves for the upcoming hunt. Until then, enjoy Gojira while you can, because this is the last week of his life. Farewell, my Earthen comrade!

As it usually is, Iguanoman, the person speaking right now, gets dibs on the last four matches. First up on the list is a match between the UN Mechagodzilla and Rodan. These two first met each other back in 1993, and the result was that Mechagodzilla beating Rodan until he was mortally wounded. He almost did the same to Gojira if it wasn't for Rodan's noble sacrifice. Well Rodan is really mad at Mecha G for killing him, and wants to extract some payback here. So we have a rematch of an actual battle here tonight!

The UN Mechagodzilla is the first to arrive, flying to the island from the vast oceans beyond. He lands on the edge of the park in the center of the city, the lights from the buildings gleaming of his diamond-covered metal body. He roars a metallic challenge, and scans the skies for his opponent. However, he finds none. His head spins around and he gives a few more roars for good measure, but there is no monster around. So he just stands there, and waits. Off in the distance to the south, a giant spray of water can be seen. And it's getting bigger. In less time than imaginable, Rodan zips by the announcers' booth, traveling low to the water faster than the speed of sound! Huge tidal waves burst forth from either side of him, accompanied by a tremendously load sonic boom! As soon as Mechagodzilla is able to spot the fast flying monster, it is to late, and Rodan collides his chest into Mechagodzilla at an amazing Mach 3! Mecha G is send backwards from the tremendous impact, and crashes strait through a skyscraper at such a fast speed it collapses after he went through it! He crashes to the ground, pavement below him being chewed up and sent outward by his metallic back spikes! He turns in his slide, which causes him to go into a roll, barreling over low-slung buildings until he gets to the outskirts and collides against a mountain! His impact causes a landslide, burying him in tons of dirt, rocks, and trees! In one hit, Rodan caused Mechagodzilla to tear up a chunk of the city, get him all banged up, and bury him at the same time! Rodan circles around overhead, as the 20 count begins on the fallen Mechagodzilla! 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... and the pile of dirt starts to rumble! Suddenly Mechagodzilla bursts out with rockets ablaze, sending streams of soil to blast outwards! He flies up towards the flying Rodan, shooting at him with his eye lasers! Rodan swiftly dodges, but Mechagodzilla changes course, and slams right into Rodan! Rodan is sent tumbling down, but he regains flight just before crashing, and flies back up! Rodan lets out a battle roar and collides with Mecha G, scraping his chest spikes across the metal monster's back, causing sparks to go everywhere! Rodan swoops around for another pass, but this time gets a megabuster ray blasted across his back! Somehow he stays on path, and collides with his full body into Mechagodzilla, causing both monsters to tumble out of control! Mechagodzilla fires his rockets to try to get back up, but Rodan does a midair shove, which makes Mechagodzilla shoot toward the ground! He slams into it with a tremendous impact, rattling the foundations of everything on the island and making one huge impact crater! Rodan, however, gently glides to a soft landing. He flaps his wings forward, causing hurricane force winds to flow towards the fallen Mechagodzilla! Giant tornadoes of dirt form and slam into Mechagodzilla, clogging up his joints! Soon larger projectiles of cars and trucks slam into him, exploding on impact! Rodan continues to beat his wings, causing stronger and stronger winds! Mechagodzilla is sent backwards into a building, and is pinned to it while the wind crushes him against it! However, his head is in position, and he shoots forth eye lasers and megabuster rays at Rodan! They collide into him and knock him over, and as soon as the wind dies down, Mechagodzilla fires salvo after salvo or rockets on his fallen foe! Rodan struggles to get up, but is beaten down by the blasts! Mechagodzilla walks on forward, still firing relentlessly! Rodan's horns glow, and he turns his head to shoot out a uranium beam! It collides with Mecha G, and is seemingly absorbed. Rodan sends out another and another, and Mechagodzilla oddly ceases fire. Rodan takes the opportunity and gets up, slamming into Mechagodzilla on his way back to flight! He stays on him, flapping like crazy and pecking him in the head! Mechagodzilla just stands their and lets him, even though he is being shoved backwards towards "Ouch Tower". When they are close to the building, Rodan swiftly swings around, and Mechagodzilla turns to follow. Rodan continues to peck for a while, and then suddenly flies off very quickly. The reason behind the inactivity of Mechagodzilla becomes apparent, as a charged plasma grenade fires from his chest! Rodan must have seen it coming this time, and got out of the way with less then a second to spare! The powerful blast slams into the base of "Ouch Tower", and it starts to waver forward like a tree that was chopped with an ax! Mechagodzilla quickly falls backwards and fires up the rockets, going backwards very fast even though he is acting like a giant plow! The building topples forward, crashing to the ground with a single tremendous impact! Mechagodzilla got far enough away in time, with the exception of the top spire, which just chopped off his metal arm in a single instantaneous smash! The collapsed building sends out a huge cloud of dirt and dust, covering the entire island! Mechagodzilla turns face first to the ground and tries to crawl up with only one arm for help. He almost gets up when the shape of Rodan materializes from the dust cloud around them. Rodan blasts Mechagodzilla's back with another blast of his Uranium beam, causing only a few sparks to flare up. However, he shoots again, and a third time, causing more sparks each time. The repeated impacts keeps Mechagodzilla face-first in the dirt as a fourth one blasts across his back and causes not only his plasma grenade energy pool to overload, but also to blow up most of his rear rocket engines! A staccato explosion of fireballs ends his flight capabilities. Rodan advances on the grounded mech, but Mechagodzilla is not out of the battle yet! He swings is only arm around and latches onto Rodan's throat! Using the giant monster for leverage, he pulls himself up, and starts to kick the strangled Rodan in the gut! Rodan flaps frantically to get free, but Mechagodzilla continues to pound on him while squeezing with all his mechanical might! He then shoots out more eye lasers and megabuster blasts, this time at point-blank range! His assault is as usual relentless, only stopping when Rodan stops moving! He then drops Rodan with no remorse, backs up a few steps, and sends out a shock anchor cable! It jabs into Rodan's gut and digs itself in there! Soon a zillion volts of electricity go down the cable to electrocute Rodan! Mechagodzilla just stands there and continues the flow of electricity, while Rodan spasms around! Rodan's mouth starts to fill with bubbling spit and blood as he is being roasted alive! However, the electricity suddenly stops, and starts to go backwards! Rodan is sending Mechagodzilla's own electricity back towards him! Apparently Gojira taught him a neat little trick. Mechagodzilla's head starts to spin around wildly, with smoke billowing out of his joints! Soon the spinning stops and his lights go out, half his systems shorted out. Rodan bites down on the shock anchor cable and pulls it out, then gets up to a standing position. It stares at Mechagodzilla for a bit, and then flaps his wings to hover above him. He digs his claws into Mechagodzilla's shoulders, and uses his great flying strength to pick him up and carry him off! Rodan flies towards the ocean with Mechagodzilla in tow, and flies upwards as much as he can before dropping Mechagodzilla into the water below! He lands with a tremendous splash; water seeping into his body from his many dented plates as well as the hole where his arm was! The water shorts out whatever systems are left, and finally reach the main reactor! A huge underwater explosion sends shockwaves outwards and a gigantic plume of water skywards, signaling the end of Mechagodzilla! As tiny flakes of diamonds rain down around him, Rodan is declared the winner! He catches Mechagodzilla's head in midair, roars in victory, and flies off towards the sunrise. This time, he is the victor.

Next up we have a match between the new champions, Varan and Baragon, and the team of the "Red Bamboo", consisting of Ebirah and the Giant Condor. It has been suggested and decided that they get another shot to prove themselves, and they have their chance here for championship glory. But, just in case Ebirah flops again, I have placed a tanker truck full of liquid butter on the island. Well, anyways, let's get this match started!

As the bell rings, Baragon shoots out his fire breath beam, nailing Ebirah dead on and sending him head over claws backwards! The Giant Condor takes to the air, and Varan does the same! They collide in the center of the park, claws and talons thrashing about! Without an ability to fly under his own power (he's a glider), Varan is forced to land, and the Condor takes advantage of that by fluttering down to repeatedly peck him in the cranium! Ebirah scuttles over to Baragon, and when in range he clamps his pincher down on his arm! Baragon grunts in pain as the blood circulation is blocked to his hand, but gives loader roars of hurt as a sharp claw is jabbed into his thigh! Varan and Giant Condor are sailing through the air again, and Varan swoops under the Condor to gash his wing with his back spikes! As the Condor flutters about, Varan dive-bombs Ebirah, slamming into him at high speeds to knock him off of Baragon! The Giant Condor flies towards Varan, but Baragon intercepts by blasting him with his heat beam! The Condor keeps on coming, and Baragon shoots another beam, this one longer lasting and aimed right for his head! Feathers are blasted away, he starts to smoke from the small fires raging across his body, and he crashes to the dirt beak first! Baragon takes over the pounding of Ebirah as Varan runs over to flip the Condor on his back before gliding up. With a mighty shove, Ebirah is sent careening towards the beach, and a long-distance jump attack sends him right into the ocean! Varan has positioned himself on top of a building, raises his arms in the air, and jumps off! He does a 270 in the air to land on the Condor's chest with a spiked version of a Swanton Bomb! With nothing but hollow ribs for support, the Giant Condor's lungs are crushed and impaled, and will soon die. Another dead monster I see is Ebirah. Even though water is his territory, it also conducts electricity. Baragon is sending massive lightning bolts out of his mouth, boiling the water around Ebirah and cooking him alive! After a while, Ebirah is living no more, and Varan and Baragon are the winners! It takes a few minutes for Ebirah to cook fully, giving Varan enough time to get the butter and allowing Gojira, Anguirus, and Rodan to invite themselves over. Ebirah's shell is cracked opened, and they all enjoy a nice lobster dinner.

Once the dinner is done with, the monsters leave and the area is set up for the next bout. Hey, cool, the sent me over a piece! *Takes a bite of Ebirah* Wow, Ebirah really is a great monster! Great tasting that is. Anyways, the upcoming match is the sub-main event for the United States title. The contestants are not only the champion, Rhedosaurus, but also the two-time former champion, Gorgo, and two newcomers, the Sinbad Dragon and Ultraraptor! I think this four-way battle should be a good one and... hold on. I am told that there is a group of monsters on the island. Let's see... looks like not only the Sinbad Dragon, but also the Cyclops, the Roc, the Centaur, the Griffin, Talos, and the Hydra! And the Roc has a microphone in one beak, talking out of the other.

The Roc: We are the legendary monsters, the ones of stories retold for generations! But that's not enough for us, especially since we keep being beaten by a scant few of you humans, who gain legendary status because of us! We want glory, recent glory, and so we are taking WMW by storm! Prepare for the Legendary Seven! Well, that of course is... IF YOU CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROC IS COOKING!!!

Iguanoman: Oh, great, just what we need, another faction. As if we didn't have plenty already. Wait a tic... seems another recent group has came to the island! It's the "Terrible Lizards", Ultraraptor with another microphone!

Ultraraptor: Yeah, I can smell it. And it smells like shellfish. Hey, where is it? Dang it, now I'm even hungrier. Well, looks like we just have to eat our food raw again. OK boys, the hunt is on!

Iguanoman: And with that, the group of dinosaurs charge towards the newly formed group of legendary beasts! As soon as the two packs collide, we have an impromptu 6 Vs 7 match here! Trike has rammed into the Hydra, T-Rexx has his whole mouth around the Centaur's torso, Terrordactyl and the Griffin are battling in the air, and Ultraraptor is trying to carve the Roc up like a turkey dinner! The Cyclops has a big club in hand, and he uses it to bop Brontosaurus's head around! Stego is trying to smack the Sinbad Dragon across the face with his spike tail, but the Dragon backs up and sends out a stream of fire! The walnut brain gets all confused the flames burning around him, and goes into a rage, tail-whacking everything in site! Friend, foe, and inanimate object all get the same treatment, but T-Rexx retaliates when hit and bites a big chunk out of Stego! Brontosaurus has dented Talos up badly, but a single stab of a sword nearly kills him via impalement! Terrordactyl's fluttering has sent the Griffin crashing to the ground, but a blast of fire from the Dragon sends him down in flames! Finally, a number of Planet X saucers arrive on the scene to release their magnetic waves, bringing the monsters under control and breaking up the fight. They carry away everybody but the Sinbad Dragon and Ultraraptor. Gorgo and the Rhedosaurus, who arrived during the fight, quit their bystanding observations and walk into position. Well, I guess the true fight is finally ready to begin.

When the official bell rings, the official fight starts. Gorgo and the Rhedosaurus are nice and fresh due to not fighting already, but then again the other two contestants are already pumped up. As soon as they regain control of their bodies, they immediately attack... each other. Ultraraptor jumps on top of the Sinbad Dragon, digging her claws and drawing blood! Before his back is to red to handle, the Dragon runs over to a building and slams into it, knocking the giant dromeosaur off! He blasts her with fire, scorching her tail pretty badly! Rhedosaurus charges forward to join the battle, head ramming into the Dragon's already injured side! Gorgo gets behind Ultraraptor, and bashes her head with her massive claws! Ultraraptor immediately turns and jumps forward, digging her claws across Gorgo's body! However, she only occasionally gets through Gorgo's tough hide to make the blood start flowing! Wrapping her long fingers around Ultraraptor's body, Gorgo lifts her up and chucks her towards the other two combatants! Rhedosaurus was biting the Sinbad Dragon's neck, but he kind of has to stop as a particular dinosaur digs into his shoulder blades. Once released, the Dragon bites down onto the Rhedosaurus's throat, and starts to rip and tear it apart! With a mighty swing, Rhedosaurus is flipped on his back, allowing the Dragon to tug upwards until he tears the Rhedosaurus's throat out! He would have died due to drowning in his own blood, but Ultraraptor doesn't give him the chance! She slashes into his stomach, pulling it apart and exposing his internal organs before tearing into those! Yuck, she sure likes to be messy about it. I think that Ebirah I ate might back up. Well after sealing the now possibly former champion's fate, he gets clobbered in the head by Gorgo! He retaliates by shoving her away with his front paws, and blasting her with fire! The flames surge around her body and turns her into a towering inferno! The Dragon continues to spew fire forth until it's just one big bonfire! Finally, he stops, but emerging from the smoke is Gorgo, burnt up a little but otherwise unharmed! Shocked, the Sinbad Dragon can't think of anything to do but charge forward and start to claw and bite at the apparently immortal foe! He continues to bite and tear to no avail, and soon has Gorgo's hand wrapped around his throat! With a powerful upward swing, Gorgo chokeslams the Dragon! The impact causes a massive fireball to shoot uselessly into the air, and Gorgo drops down for the pin! 1... 2... 3! Well now it's down to only two. Munching on a liver, Ultraraptor happens to look over and see Gorgo, and realizes that it's time to end the match herself. She gives a mighty roar, and charges towards Gorgo! She jumps in the air, claws extended and ready to deal a slashing kill, but instead gets slammed in the jaw by Gorgo's massive fist! Somehow the dazed raptor lands gracefully, but another clobbering punch sends her slamming into the dirt! She spits out a mix of blood, mud, and teeth, and then rises to attack again! Gorgo swings her arm around, but this time Ultraraptor dodges, and climbs up her back! She bites and claws at Gorgo's head, causing a bloody forehead and a torn ear! Gorgo backs her way into a building, but Ultraraptor jumps off in time, and the only one to slam into the glass and bricks is Gorgo. Ultraraptor then charges forward again and tries to tear into Gorgo's chest! Gorgo however grabs the dinosaur, pulls her in close, and then falls forward to the ground! Ultraraptor is partially crushed under Gorgo's weight and is pinned! 1... 2... and she somehow manages to slip out! She hobbles away with an apparently broken leg, and turns to face Gorgo again. Gorgo just stand there, and signals the raptor to just "bring it on". Ultraraptor waits a few seconds, and then at just the right moment jumps forward and bites onto Gorgo's neck! She hangs there and tries to inflict some sort of damage, but Gorgo's skin is too strong. Gorgo brings her fists together on Ultraraptor's head, knocking her off and sending her with a sore head to the dirt below! Gorgo goes over to the torn open Rhedosaurus, tears his intestines out, walks over to Ultraraptor and... egad! Gorgo is choking Ultraraptor with a string of blood encrusted intestines! Can we please press the magic button again? This is sickening. Well, I guess it doesn't matter now, the match is over. Due to her injuries and lack of air, Ultraraptor has passed out. Gorgo releases her KO'ed opponent and catches the US belt that was dropped to her. Gorgo is now the United States Champion for the third time! Well, she probably will be dubbing it the United Kingdom Belt again, but still she won it three times. She takes the golden shiny thing on strap with her as she walks into the ocean and swims off, leaving the carnage behind. I feel sorry for the cleanup crew.

Iguanoman: Well now it's time for our main event! This match was set up last week by... what the heck is that thing flying in here? It's not what I think it is, is it?

Battra: If your thinking it was the best commissioner WMW ever had, your right!

Iguanoman: Battra? You're the only commissioner we had and... how did you get so small... and how are you talking to me... and... why?

Battra: Oh shut your yapper so I can answer! First off, every since Mosura, that pathetic giant moth you humans all love, shrunk me last year, I somehow gained the quirky ability to change my size! As for how you stupid people can here me, well I have this translator here to dumb down my glorious language! As for why I'm here, I'm the guest commentator!

Iguanoman: And who authorized that? Oh never mind...

Battra: I did you pathetic excuse for a chairman! I am the commissioner; I can do whatever I want for matchups and things relating to them! That's of course why I got that stupid human-loving YINO in quite the jam tonight! Bagan here is so dang powerful, I even have to admit he stands a chance at beating even me! Small chance of course, but he definitely can kick YINO's tail any day anyway! And with no way for the big dumb lizard to escape, I do believe we have a new champion tonight!

Iguanoman: And yet nobody can complain it wasn't a fair bout. It is one on one and everything.

Battra: You see, I am the greatest! I know how to book them!

Iguanoman: So what do you have against Yonggary anyways?

Battra: I don't know! I just don't like the guy! But whatever, we have a beating to witness. So... LET'S GET READY TO SEE YINO'S TAIL WHOOPED!

Iguanoman: The massive steel cage is lowered over the two combatants. It has quadruple thick steel mesh walls on four sides and on top, a strip of massive spikes on the outer top edge, and no doors! The cage settles into position. The monsters are set for battle.

Battra: DING!

Iguanoman: And starting it off is Yonggary, who sends out a blast of fire, nailing Bagan in the chest!

Battra: Ha! Only move that looser has!

Iguanoman: It still sent Bagan reeling a surprising amount. Bagan retaliates by sending out a few energy stars, slashing them across Yonggary's body! He then charges forward at amazing speed, slamming into him and sandwiching him into the cage wall! He then grabs Yonggary and runs towards the opposite side, sandwiching him there to!

Battra: A double decker YINO sandwich!

Iguanoman: Bagan then uses his tremendous strength to hurl Yonggary to across the area! YINO bounces off the cage wall, and Bagan charges forward, horn extended! He is almost to Yonggary when YINO quickly sidesteps, causing Bagan to impale the cage instead! Bagan effortlessly pulls his horn free, but then gets smacked around by Yonggary! YINO clobbers him in the gut a couple of times, and then grabs his horn to start slamming his head into the cage wall!

Battra: What?! This can't be happening! YINO can't beat up Bagan!

Iguanoman: Well at the moment he is. Yonggary shoves Bagan forward, and then blasts him in the leg with his fire breath! Bagan is doubled over, but before YINO can come over to kick him in the head, Bagan shoots forth his white-hot plasma beam! Yonggary is nailed dead on and send flying backwards into the cage wall, making a YINO shaped dent! Bagan then charges forward to wail on him! He keeps kicking and stomping and slashing and horn bonking him until Yonggary is a bleeding mess!

Battra: There, you see!? Now he made him mad! And he won't like him when he's mad!

Iguanoman: Bagan lifts Yonggary up over his head, and throws him away! He then forms some sort of pulsing yellow ball of energy in his hands, and throws it towards YINO! It detonates next to him, causing not only I blinding flash, but a burnt up Yonggary to go careening in the air! Egad, he nearly poked a hole in the cage with that one! Bagan then chucks another energy ball, nearly blowing up his already injured opponent! Wow, he actually did poke a hole in the cage this time! Bagan throws one more energy ball, hitting dead on with YINO, blasting him up and forward through the air with a spray of blood behind him! Yonggary lands face first on the grassy soil floor, his body torn apart and burnt up all over. It's a wonder he's still alive!

Battra: Not for long.

Iguanoman: Bagan slowly lumbers toward the fallen form of Yonggary. He could run fast and finish this quickly, but he looks very sure of himself right now. He "helps" Yonggary up, lets him go, and YINO just falls over. Bagan starts to poke Yonggary with his foot, sadistically wondering how he should finish him. And then a blast of fire shoots out of Yonggary's mouth and slams into Bagan's face! Bagan clutches his sizzling flesh and roars in surprise, but then another fire blast catches him in the back and slices apart a horned fin! Before he even realizes he's injured again, a third blast blows up his hand! Bagan looks at the stump, wonders what happened, and then gets nailed in the gut by Yonggary! Battered and bruised as he was, Yonggary got up and speared Bagan! They both go backwards fast, and Bagan's back spikes dig into the dirt! Yonggary stays on top and pins!

Battra: No! No... that's not possible!

Iguanoman: 1... 2... whoah! Bagan just shoved Yonggary off of him so hard that YINO went up in the air and grazed his head against the cage ceiling! Bagan picks himself up with amazing power, and then runs over to Yonggary! He grips him by the throat, digging his claws into his neck, and lifts him up until they are meeting eye-to-eye! As Yonggary and us can see, Bagan's burnt up face is already healing.

Battra: With the exception of Gojira, Bagan cannot be beaten! Nobody else can kill him quick enough! That's why I gave him the title, because he is the only monster besides myself I can respect! Does not mean I want to deal with the guy. I'm to smart to do a dumb thing like that.

Iguanoman: With one last rabid snarl, Bagan picks Yonggary up over his head with one hand! He hold them there, chest over his mouth. The electricity starts to flow through Bagan's horns, and he shoots out a massive plasma beam! He collides with Yonggary, sending him strait upwards! Yonggary collides with the cage roof, and the force of the beam holds him there! Bagan continues to send out the beam, and it is so powerful that it has lifted up the cage about 40 feet! Bagan intensifies the beam, which eats into Yonggary! With one last cry of agony, Yonggary dies. His body keeps disintegrating until it is completely gone, and then the beam goes through the cage. With a mighty slam the cage falls back to the ground, and Bagan is declared the winner! With a mighty show of strength he always has, he won the WMW World Title!

Battra: Well there is your new World Champion! Hand-picked him myself to annihilate the former one. You see that folks, never cross me, or you will pay!

Iguanoman: But Yonggary didn't cross you! He fairly beat you in a match you booked yourself in!

Battra: Oh whatever! Can we end the show now!?

Iguanoman: Well first I have to tell the upcoming schedule. On the upcoming Thursday, the first of August, we will have Thursday Thrash #4. However, I will not be in it. Instead, I will be doing the summer seasonal event, Summer Squash! That will air on Sunday the fourth. Then we will have Thursday Thrash #5 the next Thursday on the eleventh.

Battra: That is, of course, unless you get DELAYED AGAIN!

Iguanoman: I sure hope not, but it's bound to happen.

Battra: You done now?

Iguanoman: Um, I guess so

Battra: Good. Well that ends this show here! I hope you enjoyed! Well, actually, I don't care myself! For Iggy here and that Monster Island Guy, good buy and good riddance!