Iguanoman: Next up is a very special 5-way match. We took all the giant bugs that once attacked the United States back in the 50's, put them all in a match, and threw in the much more recent giant spiders to! The result is the United States Bug War! The winner of this match of arthropods will then get a shot at the American Title Belt! I am told that the huge insects and arachnids are in position on Fight Island, and we are ready to get this battle going!

Before the bell rings, the buggy contestants start to chirp like crazy. Sounds of the many different species radiated from Ring Park as they attempt to communicate battle challenges and team plans. Eventually the bell rings, and if it wasn't for it's distinctive and load clang none of them could here it! The giant scorpion, mantis, and tarantula race across the area to converge in the center, with the armies of smaller spiders and ants right behind! The huge arthropods collide to start thrashing and wrestling about, trying to crack each other's exoskeletons open! A jumping spider hops up and lands on the scorpion with his so called arach attack, trying to sink his fangs into the scorpion but fails to penetrate his tough armor! The giant scorpion lashes his tail forward, driving it into the jumping spider and creating a dead arachnid with a green oozing hole in it's thorax! The scorpion then reaches down, picks up a giant ant with its claw, and slices it in half! The two giant tarantulas are tangling their eight legs together, and it appears that the larger one is winning the wrestling match! The giant mantis is thrashing about, trying to get the giant stinging ants off, but even if they are flung away they get right back on! The mantis's troubles get even worse as the spitting spider flings globs of venom into it's compound eyes, rendering the mantis blind! The giant preying mantis scuttles about in no particular direction, and runs right into the giant scorpion! The black scorpion proceeds to wrestle the mantis to the ground and stings it in the neck, killing it instantly! Meanwhile, the smaller tarantula from the spider squad has finally succumbed from the bigger tarantula's brutal fang bites! The giant ants turn their attention to the giant scorpion, but get a member killed as soon as they come close, and decide to retreat! The ants go marching on, and unfortunately for them they march right into a spider web! Caught up in the black widow's tangled mass of webbing, the four caught ants can't get free, and the widow easily kills them with her powerful venom! The last ant meets a different but similar fate as the trapdoor spider pops out of the ground and kills it in a blink of an eye! The giant tarantula has to contend with an orb weaver on its back, which is tangling its legs up with webbing! The tarantula tries to get it off, but just gets even more tangled. And being tangled is not a good thing when it has to do battle with the black scorpion! The tarantula tries to fight back, but his powerful fangs can't manage to punch through the scorpion's thick exoskeleton! The scorpion ruthlessly hacks off a bunch of legs before deliver the killing blow with his tail! The orb weaver goes over to the scorpion, but gets a stinger driven into its head before shooting any webbing! The spitter spits poison globs from a distance, splatting the scorpion all over but causing no real damage! The scorpion crawls over to the nearby road, lifts up a hunk of black top with his claws, and throws it at the spider, squashing it! After watching one of the last spiders go splat and spray green blood around, the scorpion turns and goes after the black widow! The widow crawls up a building while the scorpion buries the hunk of webbing she made in more torn hunks of pavement. The widow sticks some webbing on the edge of the building and jumps off, using the webbing string to glide on down! She lands on the scorpion but is immediately throw off! She swings away and swings back, this time latching on to the scorpion from below! She sinks her fangs right into the scorpions "soft spot", and pumps gallons of venom into it! The scorpion roars in pain and drools everywhere (both impossible for a normal scorpion but this one can), and while he is thrashing about he falls down and crushes the black widow! The scorpion crawls around for a little bit, looking for more opponents before it's to late. He finds none in time, collapses to the ground, and dies. The carnage of the "war" is evident in the corpses strewn about with limbs torn off and green blood splattered everywhere. In the events that quickly took place, all combatants seem to have died. However, popping out of a covered hole it made comes the trapdoor spider, the last of the spider squad. He surveys the area for a bit, finds nothing living, and sinks back into his nest. And since they have one member remaining, the giant spider squad has won the match! The so-called eight legged freaks are the winners of the Great American Bug War! And next time, they will face the US champion for the belt! After the five dead members become living again, of course.

Next up is the match for the tag-team belts! Varan and Baragon are the current holders of the belts, and now they will defend them for the second time. Last time they only had to fight the relatively wimpy Ebirah and Giant Condor, but this week they have the vicious dinosaur duo of T-Rexx and Ultraraptor to contend with! These two are some of the cloned and genetically souped up dinosaurs I ordered from Jurassic Park, and thus far are the only ones to tear into a victim so badly we had to stop the show. There has been a bit of infighting, such as the T-Rexx vs. Stego match earlier, but they seemed determined to do a concentrated effort to become as notable as they say they deserve to be. After all last week they attacked the newly formed "Legendary 7" group and… well that's odd. Two members of that group, the Roc and the Cyclops, are now on Fight Island, the Roc with a microphone!

The Roc: Hey WMW, what are you doing? You gave a title shot to pathetic lizards over a group of legends! That does not seem right to me, I say we deserve it more then them! For that is what the Roc says! The "Legendary Seven" needs a title, and we will get them, if that is IF YOU CAN SMELL… WHAT?!

Iguanoman: As the Roc looks over, he notices that the Cyclops's head is missing. It is now in the jaws of T-Rexx, who ran out from behind the nearby building for a sneak attack! As the Roc looks over at his dead and bleeding teammate, Ultraraptor runs up from behind, lands on the Roc's back, knocks him down! Blood and feathers fly everywhere as Ultraraptor tears into him! She tears his gizzard out, swallows it whole, and grabs the microphone from the Roc's corpse.

Ultraraptor: Legendary? You call yourselves legendary! We were around 250 million years before you were! For we are the dinosaurs, the only true monsters around!

Iguanoman: And after that she bites the microphone and spits the broken hunk of plastic out. In all actuality I believe the "Legendary 7" do deserve a title shot; I'll have to think about that. But first is the dinosaur's title shot! The dead bodies are carried away and Varan and Baragon are dropped off. So now it's time for the "Fire Monster Underdogs" to take on the "Terrible Lizards".

WMW World Tag-Team Title Match