Episode #10
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Just because Winter Wham just happened doesn't mean we are going to slow down! Well, we are still recovering from it, but we still have a great Tuesday Terror for you! Like last weak, thier isn't as many mathces. There is five this time, so it's as many as WMW had when it first started! So, here's Electric Oreo with five great matches:
Starter Match
Bug Battle
VS
Megalon Battra
Megalon begins by sending a lightning bolt out of his horn and hitting Battra in mid air. Battra retaliates with a prism beam from his eyes. It connects, and Megalon is sent sprawling backwards into a sky scraper. He's charred all over. Hmmm... That was quick. Battra goes in for the pin 1... Megalon kicks out and blasts a napalm ball at Battra's head. Battra's head lights on fire and he flies as fast as he can to the ocean to put it out. He ducks his head under and the fire is extinguished. He turns around and blasts more prism beams at Megalon. Megalon burrows underground just a second before the beams should've hit. Battra begins blasting the ground in an attempt to hit Megalon. It fails and Battra begins to pace through the sky scrapers. Suddenly, the skyscraper to the right of Battra tumbles down onto him. Megalon un-burrows out of the wreckage and pins Battra. 1..2... and Battra kicks out. He picks up a car in his mouth and waits for Megalon to make the next move. Megalon then fires 3 napalm balls at Battra. Battra uses the car like a baseball bat and hits every ball directly into Megalon's mouth. Megalon's head explodes Megalon's body falls to the ground in a crumpled heap.
The winner, by pinfall: Battra
Basic Match 1
Clash of the Shape Shifters
VS
Orga Mimic
Orga begins by tackling The Mimic. That knuckle head! Did he study The Mimic's powers at all? Don't we give them the internet?? What!? We don't!? That's not humane!!! Well any ways, the physical contact gave The Mimic a DNA sample to work from and has no transformed into an exact replica of Orga! O God, now I can't tell which one is The Mimic. AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! From now on they will be referred to as Orga1 and Orga2. Orga1 blasts Orga2 with his shoulder beam cannon and Orga2 retaliates with his own shoulder beam cannon. They just being blasting their shoulder cannons at each other and finally, the two beams struck each other head on. A shockwave comes out of the place where the two beams met and both Orgas are knocked down. Both Orgas eventually get up. They each turn their back to each other and they each climb the closest skyscraper. and leap towards each other. They collide in mid-air and crash towards the ground in a giant rubbery heap. Orga1 and Orga2 land side by side. Exactly symmetrical! Their hands are rising up in sync and they each pin the other at the exact same time.1...2.... and both Orgas kick out. Both Orgas stare at each other from few hundred feet away. Again, they each blast each other with their shoulder cannons and they each knock the other out cold. Hmmmm. Time to start the count out. 1..2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... and they both get up at the exacty same time. Hold on a second ladies and gentlemen, I've just got word from our technical department. We can now identify which monster is Orga and which one is The Mimic. Well, now that we know, The Mimic begins to open up his mouth and expands his large throat fleshy thing. And tries to force Orga down his large throat. Orga takes the advantage and blasts his shoulder cannon right down The Mimic's throat. The Mimic's upper half explodes exactly like what happened to Orga at the end of G2K.
The winner, by TKO: Orga
Basic Match 2
Lizard from Komodo vs. Crustacean King
VS
Komodothrax Crustatious Rex
Komodothrax begins by blasting Crustaceous Rex with her thermonuclear breath. Crustaceous Rex falls backwards and is on his back. Komodothrax comes in for the pin.1..2.. and Crustaceous Rex kicks out. He grabs Komodothrax by her legs and hold her upside down with her shoulders just touching the ground. 1...2..... and Komodothrax blasts another thermonuclear blast at Crustaceous Rex. Komodothrax opens her mouth to let out another thermonuclear breath, but Crustaceous Rex shoots ink into the her mouth. Komodothrax begins to gag and choke. Crustaceous Rex grabs Komodothrax's head with his tentacle and tosses her into a skyscraper. He walks up to the side of the sky scraper, wraps his tentacle around it, and pulls it down onto Komodothrax. Crustaceous Rex circles the ruins, waiting for Komodothrax to come out. He gets restless and begins to sift through the wreckage. Eventually, he finds Komodothrax's tail and drags her out and pins her. 1...2..... Komodothrax kicks out one last time and gets up. She slashes Crustaceous Rex's face, and then slashes one of his tentacles right off. While Crustaceous Rex is screaming in pain, Komodothrax goes for Crustaceous Rex's exposed belly. She's taking a play out of the Komodo Dragon play book. She's holding onto the belly and is thrashing the prey around. She then throws Crustaceous Rex into the ruins where she was buried and sets the ruins ablaze with her thermonuclear breath. Crustaceous Rex is roasted alive and falls to the ground.
The winner, by TKO: Komodothrax
Cartoon Tag Team Belts
VS
Cyber Godzilla and Robo-Yeti P.E.M.C. and Techno-Sentient
The "Zilla Killa Bots" have been the "Mecha" Tag Team Champions for the past 3 weeks. Now they face their greatest challenge yet: The P.E.M.C. and Techno-Sentient. AKA: "Team Amalgam", who specialize in the destruction/ absorbtion of all things mechanical.
Techno-Sentient begins by moving directly towards Robo Yeti. Robo Yeti fires off some missiles. Techno-Sentient sticks out an appendage and grabs the missiles in mid-air! He interfaces with the controls and sends them right back at Robo Yeti. Robo Yeti falls back into a sky scraper and roars. Cyber-Godzilla then moves in on Techno-Sentient. But The P.E.M.C. intercepts and slaps Cyber-Godzilla around with some of his own appendages. Cyber-Godzilla roars at The P.E.M.C. and shoots out his thermonuclear breath. The P.E.M.C. reals back a little and then begins to smother Cyber Godzilla. Meanwhile, Techno-Sentient moves in on Robo Yeti. Robo Yeti sends out his shock cables and wraps them around Techno-Sentient. Robo Yeti then charges the cables and electrocutes most of Techno-Sentient's robotic components. Techno-Sentient uses his remaining strength and assimilates the cables into him. He's beginning to interface with Robo Yeti directly. Robo Yeti stands up and walks directly into Techno-Sentient. Techno-Sentient absorbs Robo Yeti completely and now is able to utilize all of the advanced weaponry available. The P.E.M.C. grabs on to Cyber-Godzilla's mechanical right arm and eats it right off. Cyber Godzilla retaliates by blasting The P.E.M.C. with his energy cannons. The energy circulates through The P.E.M.C.'s microbial body, shorting out all of the nano probes that make up its body. The P.E.M.C. turns light orange-brown, and turns to dust. Suddenly, two shock cables come from behind and wrap themselves around Cyber-Godzilla. Before Cyber-Godzilla can turn around to see what's happening. Two missiles come from behind and blasts one of Cyber-Godzilla's back spines in half! Techno-Sentient comes up from Cyber-Godzilla and begins to absorb all of his alien technology. First the energy cannons are absorbed, and then his chest satellite dish. Then the armor is absorbed. Techno-Sentient has finally finished and what was once Cyber-Godzilla is now only a shadow of his former self. He's missing his right arm, none of his armor is still on (so now he looks like the normal Godzilla), one of his back spines are shattered. To top it all off, all of the technology that was keeping him alive is gone. He should be pushing up daiseys in about 5...4...3...2...1. Cyber-Godzilla falls to the floor a dead famished heap and the new Cartoon Tag Champions are crowned:
The P.E.M.C. and Techno-Sentient.
Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Cartoon World Belt
VS
Godzilla (New Cartoon) The Chameleon
For a long time, these two mutations have held a long grudge against each other. The Chameleon was created for the sole purpose of destroying Godzilla. Godzilla still hasn't let the little encounter go unforgiven and tonight, you get to see them fight again, in a steel cage!
Godzilla begins by blasting The Chameleon with his thermonuclear breath. The Chameleon's skin protects him from the blast and he rushes Godzilla. The Chameleon dives at Godzilla, his mouth wide open. He latches onto Godzilla's neck and shakes him around like a rag doll. The Chameleon tosses Godzilla into the side of the cage and Godzilla doesn't come down. His spikes have caught onto the side of the cage, exposing his soft under section. The Chameleon recognizes his chance and moves in for the kill. He punches Godzilla in the mid section a few times and then tail whips his head into the cage, snapping it back after contact. The Chameleon picks Godzilla off the cage and grabs him by the tail and throws him into the other edge of the cage. The Chameleon rushes at Godzilla again, but Godzilla moves out of the way just in time, and The Chameleon smashes into cage wall. His three protruding jaw fragments are stuck in the cage, and now it's Godzilla's turn to dish out the punishment. Godzilla burrows a hole and creates the exit just under The Chameleon's under section. Godzilla edges his head out of the hole and slashes at The Chameleon's underbelly. He then clamps down hard with his jaws on the already open wound and maims that area of The Chameleon. Godzilla backs away and then rams into the The Chameleon's side, knocking him out of the cage's grasp. The Chameleon runs at Godzilla. Godzilla waits a bit and the dives into the ground and begins burrowing, and whacks The Chameleon with his tail just before it disappears into the hole. It sure is a good thing those steel bars go all the way down past surface level, or else Godzilla would be able to escape.
*tech support guy walks up to ElectricOreo and whispers in his ear*
ElectricOreo: So what you're telling me is that Godzilla CAN escape?! What is Iguanoman paying you guys for? We give and we give and we GIVE! AND YOU GIVE US A FAULTY CAGE?!!!!
*Tech support guy runs away screaming*
ElectricOreo: Sorry 'bout that folks. But it's hard to find good help these days. Well any ways back to the fight. Godzilla has un-burrowed outside the cage and is climbing to the top. The Chameleon is enraged and he goes through the hole that Godzilla created and he eventually gets on the outside as well and begins to follow Godzilla up to the side of the cage. The Chameleon arrives at the top and Godzilla roars in challenge. The Chameleon prys a steel girder off of the cage roof and Godzilla does the same. They then rush at each other, swords.. uuhh... I mean steel girders clashing. The Chameleon pokes at Godzilla's belly and Godzilla tries to parry it away. But at the last possible second, The Chameleon's sword, (ya sure. Why not? It's easier to type) goes around Godzilla's and pokes at Godzilla's neck, drawing blood. Godzilla roars in agony and attacks The Chameleon in a flurry of sword slashes and they fight their way over to the side of the cage. Godzilla attacks The Chameleon's but The Chameleon parries it away. The Chameleon counter-attacks but Godzilla just ducks to the side and trips The Chameleon and plunges his sword into his back. The Chameleon roars in agony and turns onto his back. Godzilla then grabs The Chameleon's sword out of his hand and plunges that into The Chameleon's belly. The Chameleon wails in pain and can't move. Godzilla picks up the The Chameleon by his neck and tosses him through the roof of the cage and slams him into the floor!!! Godzilla climbs down the hole just made and enters the cage. He takes the swords out of The Chameleon and pins him 1...2...3. Well there you have it. Godzilla retains the Cartoon World Title after a well fought match and a lot of blood spilt in the name of kaiju sports entertainment.
-Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Host
Well, that there was a great cage match! When WMW was founded, we thought that the monsters would have trouble adapting to the wrestling style, but their showing us that they can fight in any format! Anyways, next week we will be back on the normal format. That means eight great matches! So thanks again and good night!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer