Episode #11
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
It's time for another edition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Tonight, there will be four matches to decide the new holders of four belts: the tag-team, US, Japan, and world belts! The previous owners lost their belts due to particular rules at "Winter Wham", and so we need to decide more! But first, here is Electric Oreo with the first four matches:
Starter Match
Mecha-Live vs. Mecha-Toon
VS
Mechagodzilla Cybergodzilla
MechaGodzilla begins by shooting CyberGodzilla with his eye beams. CyberGodzilla is sent flying back wards into a skyscraper and falls forward, leaving and imprint of his body in the building. MechaGodzilla walks up to him and uses his flamethrower. Just before the fire hits him, CyberGodzilla lets out a thermonuclear breath blast. It cuts through the fire and hits MechaGodzilla in his head. Sparks fly everywhere and the mecha-live seems to have completely shorted out! O no. What an up-set! CyberGodzilla walks up to MechaGodzilla and pins him. 1...2.... and MechaGodzilla kicks out. MechaGodzilla puts out his arms and begins to shoot hundreds of missiles out of his fingertips. CyberGodzilla tries to turn away to avoid the missiles, but instead, they impact him on his side, causing more damage than what would have happened before. CyberGodzilla roars in pain and MechaGodzilla shoots his eye beams at CyberGodzilla's right mechanical arm. The arm falls to the ground and MechaGodzilla bends down to pick it up. BIG MISTAKE. CyberGodzilla takes this opportunity to bite down on MechaGodzilla's head. he's gnawing away at it and thousands of sparks are coming out. He then blasts the weak spot with his thermonuclear breath. More sparks fly out and CyberGodzilla tail slaps MechaGodzilla down to the ground and pins him again.1..2... and MechaGodzilla's head begins to turn, creating a force field around him and blasting CyberGodzilla into the sky. MechaGodzilla gets up a nd blasts everything he has at the airborne CyberGodzilla. Missiles are launched, eye beams are shot, and flamethrowers are ignited. All of the weaponry hits on target. All of the hits changed CyberGodzilla's trajectory and instead of falling down to the ground first, he falls down onto a skyscraper and crashes all the way down through it. MechaGodzilla flies over to the many megatons of wreckage and pulls CyberGodzilla out and pins him.1...2...3
The winner, by pinfall: MechaGodzilla
Basic Match
Bee vs. Bat
VS
Queen Bee Giant African Bat
The Giant African Bat beings by launching a sonic scream at Queen Bee. It hits her head on and Queen Bee falls down onto a sky scraper. The Giant African Bat flies in for the pin.1... and Queen Bee grabs onto The Giant African Bat and flips him over onto his back and pins him.1..2...and Queen Bee picks The Giant African Bat up. Queen Bee flies to 15,00 ft and lets The Giant African Bat fall. She dive bombs with The Giant African Bat and launches mini-stingers at him the entire way down. Still falling together, Queen Bee hits The Giant African Bat with her main stinger, injecting him with venom. The Giant African Bat screams in pain and bites into one of Queen Bee's eyes. Queen Bee yelps and they each plummet onto the top of "Ouch Tower" The Giant African Bat rolls himself onto Queen Bee and pins. 1..2.. and Queen bee kicks out again and tries to sting The Giant African Bat again, but instead, The Giant African Bat dives off "Ouch Tower" and slams Queen Bee into the pavement. The Giant African Bat tucks his wings to his sides and dive bombs towards the spot where Queen Bee lays. At the last possible second, blasts Queen Bee with a sonic scream, rupturing her gossamer wings and cutting a hole down her abdomen. The Giant African Bat then turns around and perches himself on Queen Bee's belly, and bites into her thorax, ravaging vital organs and shredding tissue. This counts as a pin.1..2..3
The winner, by pinfall: The Giant African Bat
Cartoon Tag Team Belts
VS
P.E.M.C. and Techno Sentienti Crustations Rex and El Gusano
Last week, The P.E.M.C. and Techno Sentient won the Cartoon Tag titles. The reigning champions come back in and have etched the "Cartoon" back into the belts. It's the Cartoon World Title again. Now let's see how the two monsters will do against two mutations who don't have a shred of metal on them to absorb: El Gusano and Crustaceous Rex.
Crustaceous Rex begins by blasting ink at Techno Sentient. All this futile attempt at inflicting injury does is direct Techno Sentient's attention towards Crustaceous Rex. El Gusano then un-burrows out of the hole he was in and bites out a large chunk of Techno Sentient. He spits out all of the cold, tasteless metal, and stares up into Techno Sentient. Instead of seeing Techno Sentient respond, The P.E.M.C. tackles El Gusano with all of his weight. El Gusano flies backwards. In mid air, Crustaceous Rex grabs El Gusano with his tentacles and flings the giant worm right back at The P.E.M.C. The two monsters impact and fall to the ground in a state of shock. Techno Sentient begins to slither his form over to pin El Gusano, but the ink that Crustaceous Rex sprayed on him in the beginning of the match is beginning to rust all of Techno-Sentient's metal parts. i.e. Everything that makes him powerful. Techno Sentient just stands there, like a giant, deformed statue. El Gusano finally recomposes himself and launches himself through the body of Techno-Sentient. A giant O shaped hole is now located right in the center of Techno Sentient's body. Crustaceous Rex wraps his tentacles around Techno Sentient and slams him into the pavement HARD. El Gusano goes in for the pin.1..2.. and The P.E.M.C. extends a tentacle and picks El Gusano off the ground by his tail. Crustaceous Rex tries to tackle The P.E.M.C. in an attempt to save his immobilized comrade, but only succeeds in slamming his head into The P.E.M.C.'s gelatinous body, causing it to become stuck. He can hold his breath a long time but he'll eventually run out of air. The P.E.M.C. then turns his "head" towards the immobilized El Gusano and casually tosses him into a sky scraper. He then walks up to his rusted, but alive, comrade and engulfs him! Techno Sentient is absorbed into The P.E.M.C.'s body. Whoa, being eaten by your teammate. Now that's backstabbing..... The Techno Sentient suddenly bursts out of The P.E.M.C.'s body under his own power. But wasn't he rusted solid? I guess The P.E.M.C. consumed all of the rust covering Techno Sentient. Techno Sentient begins running through the streets, absorbing cars. Techno Sentient then moves over to the gas station, and absorbs a gas truck. Meanwhile, Crustaceous Rex is beginning to run out of air. He's trying to pull his head out of The P.E.M.C.'s body, but The P.E.M.C. is having many of his tentacles continue to push Crustaceous Rex's head in. Knowing that if he doesn't, he'll die, Crustaceous Rex taps out. Well, so much for him. El Gusano suddenly unburrows right next to him. The P.E.M.C. tries to move forward to hit him, but suddenly, the ground underneath him gives way, and The P.E.M.C. falls one hundred feet. El Gusano was using the time that he had to weaken the ground under The P.E.M.C. He designed it to collapse as soon as there was a shift in weight. The P.E.M.C.'s nano probes go into a state of shock and El Gusano goes in for the pin. 1...2...3 and The P.E.M.C. is out of this fight. El Gusano gets out of the sinkhole he created and sees Techno Sentient emerge from behind a skyscraper. El Gusano screams at Techno Sentient and tries to tackle him. Techno Sentient stands still and sticks out one of his tentacles. A small black rubber tube comes out and liquid comes out and sprays itself all over El Gusano. *sniff sniff* smells like gasoline. That's what Techno Sentient wanted the gas truck for: gasoline. But, what were the cars for then? Suddenly, there is a bright flash and the gasoline stream turns into fire stream. He must have used the electricity that was used for the car batteries to ignite the gasoline. The flames reach El Gusano and they begin to sear his flesh. All of El Gusano's body erupts into flames and he falls to the ground one very large, extra crispy, dead worm.
The winners: The P.E.M.C. & Techno Sentient
Cartoon World Belt
VS
Godzilla (New Cartoon) Robo-Yeti
King Kong v.s. Gojira was as important just as Robo Yeti v.s. Godzilla was an important fight. It showed Godzilla facing an adversary with just as many armaments as him. The fight was never really finished. But now, the old rivalry will be settled.
Godzilla begins by ramming Robo Yeti with his head. Robo Yeti is knocked backwards and lands face first in a street. Godzilla jumps up into the air and tries to tackle Robo Yeti again, but Robo Yeti moves out of the way, grabs Godzilla's head and bites down into his neck. Godzilla yelps in pain and falls backwards. He then kicks Robo Yeti off of him and burrows under ground. Robo Yeti looks around but can't see where his opponent has fled to. Suddenly, behind Robo Yeti, Godzilla unburrows and rams Robo Yeti with his head again. Robo Yeti flies forward and lands on the floor and stays there. Godzilla walks over and begins to pin, but Robo Yeti grabs Godzilla's head, and flips Godzilla over his back and slams him into the ground. Robo Yeti pins Godzilla 1.. and Godzilla blasts Robo Yeti with his thermonuclear breath. Robo Yeti gets up and launches two missiles at Godzilla. They impact, and Godzilla falls backwards into a skyscraper. He gets up again, only to be met with another salvo of missiles. Robo Yeti then wraps his electric shock cables all around Godzilla and emits an electrical current through them. Thousands upon thousands of volts of electricity pour into Godzilla's body. Godzilla's body begins to go into seizures and Robo Yeti increases the voltage. Robo Yeti walks up to Godzilla and stops electrocuting him. He grabs Godzilla by his shoulders, and tosses him over his head. Godzilla flies through the air and lands in a sky scraper. Robo Yeti goes in to try and inflict more punishment on Godzilla, but a blast of thermonuclear breath comes out and hits Robo Yeti in his head. Robo Yeti falls backwards and slams into the ground. He begins to shoot another salvo of missiles at Godzilla, but Godzilla launches another thermonuclear breath blast and hits the missiles, causing them to detonate inside of Robo Yeti. The explosions, destroy electrical systems and burn away the rubber insulation covering all of circuits. Now his electricity isn't being regulated. The electricity is coursing over into circuits other than the ones they are traveling in and are beginning to destroy everything inside of Robo Yeti. The electricity hits Robo Yeti's CPU and it blows up. Robo Yeti's "brain" has just been destroyed. I guess that means he is "dead"
The winner, TKO: Godzilla
-Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Host
WMW Tag Team Belts
VS
Gojira and Anguirus Hedorah and Destoroyah
And now to decide new champions! Tonight, we have a match between the "Classic Duo" of Gojira and Anguirus, and a newly formed tag-team of Hedorah and Destoroyah. Gojira and Anguirus know each other well, and have a lot of tag-team experience. However, Hedorah and Destoroyah are very powerful and very tough to defeat, and so the have been dubbed "The Invincibles". It takes a lot to put these things down, and under normal circumstances, it has been deemed impossible. Then again, they can still be pinned, maybe. Well, lets see!
The bell rings, and Gojira blasts out a massive beam of thermonuclear breath, hitting both opponents! Wait, they hardly notice! Sparks fly out of Hedorah, but he actual seamed to like it, and although Destoroyah is hurt a little, it's not much! Anguirus charges at Destoroyah and tackles her, but bounces right off! Hedorah blasts his eye beams at Gojira, and they cut across his chest. Destoroyah blast a microxygen beam at Anguirus, but it bounces off of his shell. Destoroyah then starts flapping her wings, and takes off. Hedorah also takes to the air, transforming into his flying form. They air raid their opponents, and Gojira and Anguirus are hurt badly. Gojira then picks up his own partner, and chucks him over to Destoroyah, knocking her out of the air. Anguirus didn't seam to mind being used as a weapon! Gojira then takes flight himself, using his thermonuclear breath, and mid-air tackles Hedorah. Everybody is on the ground now, and they pick themselves up. Gojira blasts Hedorah at point-blank range, but Hedorah seamed to actually benefit from it, and even growing a few feet! Instead of attacking Hedorah again, Gojira turns around and clotheslines Destoroyah, helping his partner, who was tacking a serious beating. Gojira and Destoroyah are really going at it, and Anguirus pulls himself up just in time to meet some acid balls from Hedorah. Gojira is sliced up a bit by Destoroyah's horn, but he fights right back by tail whipping her and slamming the offending horn into the road. Anguirus finally got back up, turns around, and hurls himself at Hedorah! Hedorah is sandwiched between a building an Anguirus, and splatters all over the place! His body parts are everywhere! Anguirus grabs an arm, which has a shoulder still attached to it, and pins it to the ground. Gojira gets his own arm/shoulder, and pins that to! 1…2…3… and Hedorah is out! Destoroyah gets her horn out of the pavement just in time to be double-teamed by Gojira and Anguirus. She is knocked over, and her opponents dog-pile on top of her! 1…2… whoa, she just burst up into microxygen! She reforms into a bunch of little crabs, and starts swarming Gojira and Anguirus. Gojira and Anguirus start rolling around, bursting the crabs back into microxygen. She reforms, but is knocked down again! Gojira and Anguirus talk to each other! According to this, Gojira is saying to go for the finisher! I wonder what that is! Gojira grabs onto Anguirus's arms, and performs his famous overhead flip suplex, only reversed! Gojira slams Anguirus's back into Destoroyah's head, bursting it into microxygen! It reforms into a single crab, but the detached body can't burst because the brain isn't attached! Gojira kicks the crab away, while Anguirus pins! 1…2…3… and Gojira and Anguirus are the winners, and the new WMW Tag-Team Champions! Wow, the "Classic Duo" won the belts! I guess Gojira really was able to use a partner, in this case, as a weapon. But Anguirus doesn't seem to mind; he always did like putting his body on the line. Well, there you have it, we have new champions!
WMW American Monster Belt
VS
King Kong Rhedosaurus
Kong has had some bad luck since coming to WMW. He has been trying to get a title over and over again, but keeps failing for no good reason. I talked to Kong earlier, and he said that he has been taking a good look at his style, and he realized that it needed a slight change. Because we want "Monster Island" to feel more like a resort than a prison, we give these monsters TVs, and recently, the Internet. Kong has been researching WCW and WWF wrestling for the past couple of weeks, and he realized that in order to win a wrestling match, you need a finishing move. He has decided to extend his wrestling knowledge into finishing moves, and he knows a lot of ways to win a match now. He says that the best way to win at wrestling is to know wrestling, and he has been doing just that.
The bell rings, and Kong immediately runs over to Rhedosaurus and drop kicks him in the head. He then picks Rhedosaurus up, and executes a knife-edge chop across Rhedosaurus's neck. He then grabs his head and does a DDT. Then he picks Rhedosaurus up again, and does a Vertical Suplex. Then a Release German Suplex. Then a Piledriver! Full-Nelson Slam! Death-Valley Driver! Reverse Atomic Drop! Knee-Breaker! Shoulder-Breaker! Neck-Breaker! Gorilla Press Slam! Power Slam! Choke Slam! Chartbuster! The Meltdown! Egad, this guy knows a lot now! He then lifts Rhedosaurus up, and chucks him on top of a building, and climbs up after him. He then proceeds to stick Rhedosaurus's head between his legs! Well, rather sick position, but I think I know what he is setting up for! Yep, I was right! Kong just Jack-Knife Powerbombs Rhedosaurus off of the building! Rhedosaurus falls onto a parking lot, with cars exploding all around him! Kong then jumps off the building with the Big Elbow! Pins! 1…2…3… it's academic! Kong is the winner and finally the US Champion! And, in classic MK fashion, I would like to say: flawless victory. Wow, Kong really proved something here, he knows how to fight, wrestling style. And since this is World Monster "Wrestling", it makes since. The American Legend just got the American belt!
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
VS
Rodan Mothra
And now for the match to decide the Japan Champion. This match will be between Rodan and, hey, what's that? What is that thing that you are putting on my desk? Is it some kind of bug box or something…?
Moll and Lora: Bug box?!
Iguanoman: Oops. Well, wouldn't you know it, it's the Alias Twins, Moll and Lora! Hello girls, what are you doing here?
Moll: Well, you see, we are Mothra's managers, and we are here to cheer on Mothra. It's dangerous over there, and so we decided to watch the match from here, and give commentary.
Lora: We heard that it's a common thing in pro wrestling.
Iguanoman: Yeah, it is. So, what do you think about this match?
Moll: Well, Rodan and Mothra have been fairly good friends since '64, but I think that they both will but on a really brutal fight today.
Lora: When a title is involved, monsters will fight with no backing down. We should see the same thing here.
Moll and Lora: But of course, Mothra's going to win!
Iguanoman: Of course. Well, anyways, the bell rings and the match starts. Mothra sends out some tri-forehead beams, smacking Rodan across the wing. But Rodan retaliates by sending out some thermonuclear breath, brushing up against her back. But then Mothra charges up her wing and tackles Rodan!
Moll and Lora: Yeah! Go Mothra!
Iguanoman: Rodan regains control, and flies off towards the mountains. Mothra follows him, sending beams out along the way. They dogfight until the get to the mountains, and suddenly Rodan stops in midair! Mothra can't stop in time, and skids across Rodan's spiky chest and falls to the ground!
Moll and Lora: Oh no! Mothra!
Iguanoman: Rodan then picks up a very large boulder! He flies up with it, and Mothra just got up to. Rodan then heads towards Mothra!
Moll and Lora: Mothra, look out!
Iguanoman: Too late! The boulder slams into Mothra's head, knocking her to the ground! Rodan then drops the boulder on top of his fallen opponent! He then starts flying around in circles, faster and faster! Eventually, he forms a giant tornado! The tornado sucks up Mothra, and she is caught in a massive swirl filled with dirt, dust, and rocks. Rodan then shoots thermonuclear breath into the tornado, causing a massive swirl of fire! Eventually, Rodan is exhausted from the work, and decides to sit down and rest on the top of a building. Mothra falls to the ground back first, and is laying there, very hurt!
Moll: Oh no! Mothra is in trouble; we have to do something!
Lora: There is only one way to help her!
Iguanoman: Huh, what's that?
Moll and Lora: ♫ Mosura ya Mosura! Dongan kasakuyan, indo muu! ♫
Iguanoman: Um, are they allowed to do that?
Moll and Lora: ♫ Rusuto uiraadoa! Hanba hanbamuyan! Randa banunradan! Tounjukanraa! Kasaku yaanmu! ♫
Iguanoman: Gee, and I thought that we were going to get away with not ever having outside interference. Guess I was wrong.
Moll and Lora: Outside interference? We would never cheat!
Iguanoman: Well, I have to check into that. Anyways, that little song seamed to wake Mothra up! Rodan flies in to pin, but an abdomen beam…
Moll: Thorax.
Iguanoman: Thorax beam sends Rodan flying backwards. Mothra gets up, and sends out powder. She then shoots lightning bolts into the powder, zapping Rodan with massive green bolts! Mothra then charge-tackles Rodan again, slamming him on top of a building. She then hovers over him, spins around a few times, creating a big fire symbol in the air! The symbol falls down, annihilating Rodan and the building! It rips Rodan to pieces, killing him, and…
Moll and Lora: Mothra is the winner! She is the new Japan Champion! Yeah!
Iguanoman: Um, yeah, she is. I guess you were right about her comeback.
Moll and Lora: Of course we were! Well, goodbye Iguanoman! See you next week!
Iguanoman: OK, see you next time Mothra fights! Are they gone? Um, just how telepathic are they? Oh. Uh oh.
Main Event
WMW World Belt
VS
Gamera Godzilla
And now for the world belt! This will be between the always classic Gamera and the not so classic Godzilla from "Godzilla". The aura beam at "Winter Wham" woke us up to the problems of the move. It is tough to clean up after it, and fake aura is expensive. We have had trouble containing it, and there has already been an increase in Gyoas population near Japan. So, we have had to suppress it. However, we made up for Gamera's lack of a finishing move by increasing the power of his steady stream fire blast. His new finisher, the "Power Blast", will at least in a small way make up for the taking away of his all-powerful move. Besides, he used it more times then the aura beam (he beat his opponents in the new Gamera 1 & 3 with it, and only used the aura beam in 2).
The match starts, and Gamera sends out three fireballs, but the fast lizard dodges them. Godzilla runs up to Gamera and slams into him. Godzilla then tail whips Gamera in the head a couple of times, and a third time in the leg. Gamera falls to one knee. Godzilla then grabs Gamera's tusks, and slams his head into the ground! Godzilla then jumps on top of him! Godzilla then starts slashing repeatedly at Gamera's face and kicking his arms. Gamera shoots another fireball, but Godzilla hops off and dodges. Godzilla then runs around some buildings. Instead of chasing after him on foot, Gamera goes into flying saucer mode, and starts flying around the area. Godzilla jumps out to attack his foe, but Gamera isn't where he thought he would be. Godzilla looks up in time to get smacked across the face. Gamera comes around for another pass, and smacks Godzilla again. On the third hit, Godzilla grabs Gamera and swings the saucer into and through a building. Gamera pokes his body out, and runs back over to Godzilla, but Godzilla burrows under ground. Gamera then follows Godzilla into the underground. Well, we recently got underground cameras installed in the subway system. Ok, turning to it now. We can see here Godzilla sliding through the tunnels, and into the camera! Well, so much for that idea! Neither one is a good burrower, even though they do it all the time, so either this will take a long time or a short time. Wait, I can hear rumbling. The ground is shaking around the area! Then, out of the ground pops Godzilla, with Gamera's shoulder on his chest! Gamera just speared Godzilla out of the ground using his leg jets! Godzilla lands hard on the top of a building, and Gamera lands across from him on another building. Gamera gets ready for the "Power Blast", and Godzilla sees this! The fast lizard drops off the side of the building and hangs on, just before a massive stream of fire flies over his head! Godzilla jumps off the building, and grabs onto the one Gamera is on. He grabs Gamera's feet, and rips him off! Gamera lands on the pavement below, but Godzilla hung on to the side of the building, and then climbs to the top. Gamera gets up wobbly, turns around, and Godzilla jumps off! Godzilla falls to Gamera, does a half flip in the air, grabs Gamma's head, and they both slam into the ground! Looks like a Blockbuster to me! Well, in this case, a block really was busted! It's a little different from the wrestling maneuver; Godzilla positioned himself a little lower, so his spikes jab into the spot where the arms attach to the body. It's a nice idea to hurt the shoulders when that's what you want to pin, and hurting the neck and head at the same time is even better! Godzilla pins, hooking the legs! 1…2…3… and Godzilla wins! Well, Gamera just kicked out, but, as usual, the slow turtle is to late! Godzilla is the new World Champion!
Well, there you have it. New champions have been made for the four titles I run. 4 out of the 5 new champions were monsters that failed to win it when they first got the chance, on the first show. The monsters lost their belts on "Winter Wham" so that other monsters can have a second chance. This proves that monsters have the ability to win, even when they sometimes loose. Three new champions are former champions, which shows that champions are usually the best, but the other two prove that even non-title holder can still get a title. This proves here that everybody is capable of being a winner! Well, anyways, that's the show. Hope to see you again. Good night everyone!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer