Episode #12
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Welcome everybody to another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! There are eight great matches written for your entertainment, so have fun! There has been some debate lately of people who want simple, short results, and if you click on the link below, which has always been here, you can see the shortened version. Read what you want, it's all fun! As always, here's Electric Oreo with the first four:
Starter Match
Battle of the Ghidorahs
VS
Mecha-King Ghidorah Desghidorah
Mecha-King Ghidorah grabs Desghidorah in the Godzilla grip and fires his middle head laser at Desghidorah's middle head. That head snaps back, and Desghidorah's other two heads blast energy beams at Mecha-King Ghidorah's mechanical head. Sparks fly and he disengages the Godzilla grip. Mecha-King Ghidorah retaliates by having his original heads launch two more gravity bolts at Desghidorah's outer heads. Desghidorah sees this and flies into the air, having the beams just barely miss them. Mecha-King Ghidorah flies into the air as well and flies at Mach 4 towards Desghidorah, blasting gravity beams and lasers all the way. Desghidorah gets pounded by the beams and Mecha-King Ghidorah latches all three of his heads onto all of Desghidorah's three necks and bites down. Desghidorah releases an energy pulse and Mecha-King Ghidorah is pushed away from Desghidorah. Desghidorah then focuses all three of his heads on Mecha-King Ghidorah's central head and fires three energy beams at it, blasting it off of his neck. All of Mecha-King Ghidorah's mechanical parts shut down and he's just left with his shattered organic systems. Desghidorah presses the advantage and knocks Mecha-King Ghidorah off his feet and pins him. 1.. Mecha-King Ghidorah uses his two remaining heads to flip the dwarf Ghidorah over his body and into a skyscraper. Mecha-King Ghidorah limps his way over to the rubble and tries to dig Desghidorah out. But underneath all the rubble, Desghidorah launches an energy pulse and all of rubble that he was buried under flies outward and a lot of it hits Mecha-King Ghidorah. However, much of it is bounced off of his armor. Desghidorah then flies at Mecha-King Ghidorah head on. Mecha-King Ghidorah ducks down and Desghidorah flies over him and slams into another skyscraper. He gets up and is met with two gravity bolts which hit each of Desghidorah's outer heads' mouths, having the heads blow up. Mecha-King Ghidorah limps up and fire two gravity bolts at the central head of Desghidorah, blowing it up.
The winner, by TKO: Mecha-King Ghidorah
Basic Match
Bat vs. Pheonix
VS
Gyaos Quetzaquatol
Gyaos screeches and Quetzaquatol takes to the air. Gyaos charges up and shoots a ultrasonic beam at Quetzaquatol. Quetzaquatol banks out of the way, narrowly avoiding the beam. Gyaos flaps her wings and is in pursuit of Quetzaquatol. Gyaos shoots another ultrasonic beam at Quetzaquatol. It slices into Quetzaquatol's leg and blood pours out. Quetzaquatol banks left and enters the steel canyon cities of Fight Island. Gyaos follows and shatters windows with her screams. She blasts ultrasonic beams at Quetzaquatol, but Quetzaquatol keeps banking away and the ultrasonic beam cuts into skyscrapers, causing them to collapse an instant after Gyaos goes past it. Suddenly, Quetzaquatol turns around and shoots a napalm stream at Gyaos. Gyaos banks, but the napalm hits her right wing. It bursts into flame and Gyaos can’t stabilize herself and she slams into "Ouch Tower." She falls down and Quetzaquatol launches a napalm ball at Gyaos. It hits her other wings and she falls to the ground. Quetzaquatol swoops around at launches another napalm stream at Gyaos, but Gyaos shoots another ultrasonic beam and sends it through the oncoming napalm stream. This disperses the attack, and the ultrasonic beam cuts into Quetzaquatol’s lower jaw, severely slicing it up. Quetzaquatol roars in pain and dive bombs at the fallen Gyaos. Gyaos charges up another ultrasonic beam and aims it at the spire of "Ouch Tower". The beam slices through the building with ease, and several tons of metal and concrete fall onto Quetzaquatol. Several seconds pass, and Quetzaquatol doesn’t come out of the wreckage. Eventually, some wreckage on top begins to move and Quetzaquatol pokes her head out. She looks around, and an ultrasonic beam, courtesy of Gyaos, shoots towards Quetzaquatol and cleanly slices off her head.
The winner, by TKO: Gyaos
Cartoon Tag Team Belts
VS
P.E.M.C. and Techno Sentient Cicada and Seigio
The P.E.M.C. and Techno Sentient were the first monsters to defeat the team of Cyber-Godzilla and Robo Yeti. Cicada and Seigio, also known as "RAID", get to fight the mechanical duo. Now lets see if Cicada and Seigio have the "exoskeletal fortitue"
The P.E.M.C. begins by extending a tentacle at Seigio, but Seigio squirts acid at the oncoming tentacle and it melts into a mush. He then directs his tail over at the main body of The P.E.M.C. and shoots another acid shot at The P.E.M.C. The P.E.M.C. tries to move out of the way, but the acid begins to eat away at The P.E.M.C.'s body. Techno Sentient then uses the electrical shock cables he assimilated off of Robo Yeti and wraps them around Seigio. He then sends thousands of volts into the giant scorpion's body and launches the energy cannons he assimilated off of Cyber Godzilla. The energy projectiles tear into Seigio's exoskeleton, breaking through and beginning to destroy the soft insides. Cicada begins to fly to the top of Ouch Tower, lands, and begins to flap his wings. The wings beat faster and faster until the sound is like that of a high pitched mosquito. Suddenly, all of the electrical equipment on Techno Sentient to stop operating. Techno Sentient goes limp and falls down. Seigio tugs the electrical cables out of him with his claws and goes and pins Techno Sentient. 1...2....3. The P.E.M.C. comes up from behind Seigio and grabs him by his tail and holds him up in the air so that he can't use that nasty tail of his. He tries to use his pincers on The P.E.M.C., but he only succeeds in getting them stuck. And the The P.E.M.C. really likes to absorb things....and he just did that to Seigio. Seigio is absorbed, but our equipment says he's still alive so he's still in this one.The P.E.M.C. moves over to ouch tower and wraps his tentacles around it and pulls it down. The enormous steel structure of the tower falls down...again.....and Cicada flies into the air. The P.E.M.C. extends his tentacles to stop the giant bug and grabs on to one of his wings and rips it off. Cicada can't control his flight anymore and he slams into another skyscraper, killing him instantly. Seigio finally begins to do something from the inside of The P.E.M.C. and sprays all the acid that he can. Steam begins to form everywhere, and a giant hole opens up The P.E.M.C. Seigio keeps spraying acid and The P.E.M.C. is reduced to a large steaming puddle of goo.
The winners, and new Cartoon Tag Champions: Cicada & Seigio
Cartoon World Belt
VS
Godzilla (New Cartoon) Cybergodzilla
Cyber-Godzilla recently lost is Cartoon Tag Championship status and he's eager to get another belt around his waist. He's had his eyes on the Cartoon World belt for a while. It doesn't matter to him that he'l have to go to through his son to get it.
Cyber-Godzilla shoots his energy cannons at Godzilla. They impact, and when the dust clears, a giant hole is all that remains. Cyber-Godzilla vaporized Godzilla!!! Oh- wait. Darn. Our medical equipment says he's still alive. Cyber-Godzilla walks up to the hole to see what remains of Godzilla. He ducks his head in, and Godzilla shoots a blast of thermonuclear breath out of the hole and hit's Cyber-Godzilla in his head. He then un-burrows out of the hole we thought Cyber-Godzilla created and pins Cyber-Godzilla. 1...2.. and Cyber-Godzilla kicks out and blasts thermonuclear breath at Godzilla. It connects and Godzilla falls backwards with his flesh welted. Cyber-Godzilla blasts another thermonuclear breath, but Godzilla jumps to avoid it, and falls onto Cyber-Godzilla. Instead of pinning him, he clamps his jaws around Cyber-Godzilla's neck and begins to gnaw away. Cyber-Godzilla may be part mecha, but he still needs oxygen to keep his organic body intact. Cyber-Godzilla tail whips Godzilla off of him before he can do too much damage and runs at Godzilla. Godzilla side steps and tail slaps Cyber-Godzilla and launches another thermonuclear breath attack at Cyber-Godzilla. It hits one of his spine-mounted energy cannons and it explodes, snapping off the spine along with it. Cyber-Godzilla blasts another thermonuclear breath at Godzilla as wells as a blast from his remaining energy cannon. Godzilla blasts a thermonuclear breath to intercept Cyber-Godzilla's but the energy cannon hits him in to chest. Cyber-Godzilla walks up to Godzilla. Godzilla tries to bite Cyber-Godzilla but, Cyber-Godzilla ducks out of the way, and bites into Godzilla's belly. Godzilla roars in pain and grabs Cyber-Godzilla head, and barely manages to pull him away. Godzilla turns around and runs towards a skyscraper and climbs up it. Cyber-Godzilla follows only 73 feet behind. Godzilla reaches the top, turns around, and sees Cyber-Godzilla's hands grasping the top, just about to come over. Godzilla lifts up his giant sized foot, and stomps on one hand, causing it to let go. Godzilla then blasts athermonuclear breath at the last remaining hand and Cyber-Godzilla falls several hundred feet to the ground. Miraculously, he's still breathing. Godzilla climbs down and pins Cyber-Godzilla. 1..2...3
The winner, Pinfall: Godzilla
-Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Host
WMW Tag Team Belts
VS
Gojira and Anguirus T-Rexx and Brontosaurus
And now it's time for the last half, starting with the Tag Team belts! Gojira and Anguirus won the belts last week, and now they need to defend them! T-Rexx was very impressive at Winter Wham, so now he has a chance to get some gold! Him and his partner are our representative dinosaurs here, and they have been dubbed what the word "dinosaur" translates to: The "Terrible Lizards".
T-Rexx starts by roaring, and then charging at Gojira, biting his arm and knocking him to the ground. Brontosaurus shows some unlikely speed, and runs over to Anguirus. He turns around, and whips his tail really fast, fast enough to start a sonic boom! The loud crack rips through the air, and Brontosaurus's tail slams into Anguirus's head hard! T-Rexx is trying to chomp Gojira's guts out, but his head keeps getting knocked away. After a few massive tail-whips, Anguirus collapses back-first on the ground. Brontosaurus rears up, and falls down, slamming his massive feet into Anguirus's stomach. He does it again, and tries a third time. However, Anguirus moves out of the way, which cause Brontosaurs feet to scrape across Anguirus's side, slashing it with Brontosaurus's big toe claw. Gojira throws T-Rexx away, and T-Rexx slams into the ground next to Anguirus. He gets up, and instead of going back after Gojira, he clamps onto Anguirus's neck and starts shaking it around like a dog with a squirrel! Gojira shoots out thermonuclear breath to stop it, but Brontosaurus bumbles in the way! He is slammed hard in the neck, chopping it off and killing the dinosaur! T-Rexx shakes Anguirus's neck enough to snap it, killing and eliminating him too. After dropping the dead heap, he runs over to Gojira. Gojira tries to punch him, but T-Rexx ducks, and slashes Gojira's neck with his massive teeth! Blood goes spraying out of Gojira's neck! He grabs his bloody neck, and collapses in a balled up position on the ground! T-Rexx bites at the fallen Gojira's back spikes, but seeing that they are to hard, he moves onto the soft spots. Gojira's tail moves, smacking T-Rexx's knee and knocking him to the ground. T-Rexx gets back up, grabs the tail, and rips it off! T-Rexx just ripped Gojira's tail off! He bites some more at his arm and side, causing massive bloody gashes in Gojira's skin! All of as sudden, Gojira's arm, the one not holding the neck, comes out and smacks T-Rexx across his big head! Gojira's spines are glowing! T-Rexx sees this and runs away, knowing what is coming. T-Rexx hides behind some buildings, but after standing there for a couple of minutes, decides to come out. Gojira's spines are still glowing, and T-Rexx figures out that it was just a rouse to stall for time. He runs over to Gojira, but Gojira had enough time to heal his neck, and blasts out thermonuclear breath! It blasts across T-Rexx's body and across his head, severely injuring him and ironically, knocking out all his teeth! Gojira walks over to the fallen opponents, turns around, and falls backwards on him, "pinning" him to the ground with his big spike! (get it, "pin" as in a sewing pin! Funny, isn't it? Ok, so it's a lame joke) 1…2…3… and Gojira wins the match! Gojira and Anguirus are still the Tag Team Champions! This appeared to be one of those cases where one monster in a team is really good and the other not so good, on both sides this time. Two went out quickly, the other two stayed for a long time.
WMW American Monster Belt
VS
King Kong Giant Octopus
King Kong reinvented himself, and pulled off an impressive victory last week, granting him the US Title. Now he must defend the title against someone he met before: a giant octopus. However, the octopus reinvented himself too, so this should be interesting.
The match starts, and Kong turns around, picks up a car, and chucks it at the octopus. It bounces off of the rubbery invertebrate, and he starts slithering towards Kong. Kong picks up a tree, and chucks it at the octopus. Then he picks up a small shed, and chucks that to. But the octopus keeps on coming! Kong then runs over to the octopus, and clotheslines him, but the giant octopus has such a large support base that he doesn't topple. Kong then picks up the squishy thing, and DDT's him, bouncing the octopus's head off the ground. But the octopus gets back up and starts grabbing at Kong with his tentacles! Kong punches and kicks and bites, but the octopus doesn't notice! This thing feels no pain! This is a lot more invulnerable then the one Kong faced before back in 1963! The octopus surrounds Kong completely, and bites his arm with his beak. Kong roars in pain, and runs over to a building and slams against it, but the octopus still holds on. He slams a couple more times, and decides to try prying him off with raw strength. He pulls the strong beak apart, gets his arm out of the way, and pries the tentacles off. After a lot of effort, the octopus is off. Kong then picks the octopus up and German supplexes him into a building. He then grabs the octopus's 6 arms (yes 6, it's a weird one), and starts swinging him around and around! Centrifugal forces pull the octopus's head one way, but the tentacles got the other way due to centripetal forces, and the stress causes small tears to form at the tentacles. The octopus is being ripped apart! Luckily, and unluckily at the same time, Kong looses his grip and the octopus goes flying off into the park. Kong turns around, and "bounces" off a building! How the heck did he do that? That's a brick building, and Kong bounced off of it like it was ring ropes! However he did it, he did, and he just slammed into the octopus with a massive running leg drop! The octopus's beak is jabbed deep into his head, rendering it useless. Kong then positions the octopus on its head, and holds all 6 arms to the ground in a radial fashion. 1…2…3… and Kong wins it! Kong is still the US Champion! Looks like he didn't forget how to handle an octopus after all, even one that acted realistically, instead of that weak one he fought before.
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
VS
Mothra Dagahra
And now it's time for the Japan Title Match! Desghidorah was originally planned for this match, but someone requested him to go elsewhere, and we had to go with the #2 contender. Mothra fought him before, and she… what the?
- Elies twins ride into room on a small moth -
Moll: Ok Fairy, right there on the desk.
Lara: Hello again Iguanoman! Same thing as last week. We are Mothra's managers after all, so once again, we're giving commentary.
Iguanoman: Um, ok, I guess. Well, the match starts and Mothra blasts Dagahra with tri-beams while getting up to start flying.
Moll and Lara: Yay! Go Mothra!
Iguanoman: Dagahra responds by sending out some of those purple beams, knocking against Mothra's underside! He then sends out some berim using the shoulder cannons, covering Mothra with the acidic parasites!
Moll and Lara: Mothra, turn into Aqua-Mothra now!
Iguanoman: She does, and sends more beams at Dagahra. He starts flying to follow her into the sky. They dog fight throughout the maze of building for a while, and then going into the ocean. Under water cameras please? Thanks.
Moll and Lara: Thank you!
Iguanoman: Mothra sends some X-beams at Dagahra, sending him behind some rocks. Mothra goes over there to lay in more damage, but Dagahra picks up a boulder and slams it into Mothra's head! He then tackles Mothra, grabs her, and swims out of the water and back into the sky! He then drops her into some ocean-side property, causing Mothra to revert back to Rainbow-Mothra. He then drops back into the ocean, and starts creating a whirlpool!
Moll and Lara: Oh no! Mothra, watch out!
Iguanoman: Too late. A giant waterspout starts up, sucking up water, sand, pieces of the docks, and Mothra. Mothra is once again trapped in a tornado! She spins around and around, and slams through a building and lands in the park, covered in berum!
Moll: We got to help!
Lara: Right!
Moll and Lara: ♫ Mosura ya Mosura! Dongan kasakuyan, indo muu! ♫ What the…? Why can't Mothra hear us?!
Iguanoman: Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you, because of you're outside interference last week, we installed soundproof and psychic-proof windows in here. Mothra can't hear your singing!
Moll and Lara: What?!
Iguanoman: And it is cheating. I checked into it. Anything done by an intelligent or semi-intelligent living thing that causes a significant change in a match is considered to be outside interference. So, now Dagahra can easily pin Mothra and win the… what is that? Is that? It is! Battra! What's he doing here!? How did he get here!? How did he get past security!? How did he escape monster island!? And why is he now blasting Dagahra with eye rays!? Why is he now releasing powder and zapping Dagahra with lightning bolts!? Why is he carrying Mothra and Dagahra off!? Why did he drop Daghara just beyond the borderline of the limited area and go off with Mothra!? Is this considered to be a count-out!? And why is there a trashcan flying towards my head!? *Bonk* Ow!
-Iguanoman collapses on the floor-
Lara: Heh heh, nice one Moll!
Moll: Thanks Lara! Lets get out of here and figure out what Battra wants!
Lara: Ok!
- Moll and Lara fly away on Fairy -
Main Event
Three-Way Dance
WMW World Belt
VS VS
Godzilla UN Mechagodzilla Jet Jaguar
Ouch, my head. That hurt a little. Luckily, I have a hard head. Anyways, on to the next match I guess. It's a three-way dance for the World Title. I'd give the advantage to Godzilla, the current champion, because Gamera beat UN Mechagodzilla, and Godzilla beat Gamera. Plus, the reason Jet Jaguar is here is so Godzilla can beat the dorky robot up by using him as a weapon. So, ouch, hope I can do this, here we go, LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!! Ow!
Godzilla runs up to Mechagodzilla, and tail-whips him in the head. The head goes spinning around and around, but this one doesn't make a force field. He then does the same to Jet Jaguar, knocking the doofy robot to the ground. He runs back over to Mechagodzilla, and starts slashing at Mechagodzilla's metal hide. Mechagodzilla shoots out the Megabuster ray, but Godzilla ducks, and it hits Jet Jaguar instead. Godzilla runs behind Mechagodzilla, and smacks his back with his tail, knocking the other robot to the ground. He runs over to Jet Jaguar, picks him up, and wielding him like a sword, starts slashing at Mechagodzilla! Sparks go flying out of both robots from the clashes of metal on metal! Mechagodzilla shoots out some eye lasers and missiles, but Godzilla uses Jet Jaguar as a shield. Godzilla then chucks the robot at Mechagodzilla, and runs off, dodging bullets along the way. He runs behind some buildings, and they are mowed down by the blasts from Mechagodzilla. Godzilla just burrowed underground! Jet Jaguar gets back up, and starts punching and karate chopping Mechagodzilla, but Mechagodzilla doesn't even notice, it is busy tracking Godzilla through special vision. Jet Jaguar is pounding on Mechagodzilla, but not causing any damage at all! Godzilla pops out of the ground, but Mechagodzilla was ready and back-stepped! Mechagodzilla then shoots Godzilla repeatedly, shooting him out of the hole and laying in serious damage. Mechagodzilla pins Godzilla! 1…2… wait, Jet Jaguar just lifted Mechagodzilla off of Godzilla! He picked Mechagodzilla up! Mechagodzilla then flies out of Jet Jaguar's hands, and Jet Jaguar flies after him. They fly around for a while, and Jet Jaguar slams into Mechagodzilla knocking him down to the ground. Jet Jaguar swoops in to land, but Godzilla meets him, grabbing him and using him as some sort of a can-opener to cut at Mechagodzilla's legs! Godzilla throws Jet Jaguar away, and starts ripping Mechagodzilla's legs off! Once Mechagodzilla is immobilized, Godzilla runs over to Jet Jaguar and tackles him. He then runs up a building, waits for Jet Jaguar to get up and turn around, and then he jumps off! I asked Godzilla what to call this finishing move, and he said to just call it the "Godzilla Blockbuster" to avoid most confusion. Jet Jaguar is slammed into the ground, with his shoulders and neck severely damaged and sending out sparks! Godzilla then easily pulls his head off. Jet Jaguar's "brain" is located in his head, because there was no room for the surprisingly large thing in the body (he was made in 1973, afterall), and so his "brain" is disconnected from the power source, and he is out of commission! Godzilla drops the head, and turns around to finish off Mechagodzilla, but a couple of wires fly out and jab into his neck! Mechagodzilla got the G-crusher cables into Godzilla's weak neck! Electricity is sent out, and Godzilla screams in pain! He tries to power out, but his body was built for speed, not strength. After laying in pain for two full minutes, Godzilla finally taps out! The winner, by submission, and the new WMW World Champion, the UN Mechagodzilla! Wow, Godzilla didn't have that long. That was surprising to me, and yet not. We have a new champion!
Well, there goes another episode of Tuesday Terror! I hope you WMW fans (and everyone else for that matter) enjoyed it! We will be back next week, and hopefully we will find out then on what's going on between Mothra and Battra. But until then, you can discuss it on our new bulletin board. That's what it's for, WMW discussion! Well, thanks for watching and good night! …(where's the aspirin?)
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer