Welcome the thirteenth addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Does this mean we should have bad luck? I sure hope not. Last week, an interesting thing happened involving Mothra and Battra Will this mystery be solved tonight? We shall see. So, here’s Electric Oreo for the first four of eight great matches:

Big Bad Moth vs. Dorky Robot

       VS      
Battra                                         Jet Jaguar

Jet Jaguar leaps into the air and grabs for Battra. He catches him and Jet Jaguar slams Battra into the ground. Battra tries to get up, but Jet Jaguar karate chops his head. He picks Battra up over his head, and tosses him into a skyscraper. Battra flies out of the ruble and blasts a prism beam at Jet Jaguar. Jet Jaguar dodges it and round-house kicks Battra right out of the sky!

Electricoreo: How is this possible? How can this dopey robot be defeating one of the most powerful Kaiju in existence?

Jet Jaguar slams Battra's head into another skyscraper, and pulls him out by his head. Battra's wings are slumped. He's unconscious. Jet Jaguar tosses him into the park and pins him.1..2... and Jet Jaguar un-pins Battra and pulls him up by his horn. He slaps Battra a few times to wake him. Battra lazily opens his eyes only to be met with a set of knuckles. Battra begins to see little mothras fly around his head like birds in a cartoon. Battra snaps out of it and sees that it's not a lot of little mothras, its THE Mothra. Mothra? What is she doing here? She's set to face Desghidorah later in this episode. Does this have anything to do with Battra helpin' out Mothra last week? Mothra blasts Jet Jaguar with her antennae beams. Mothra pulls Jet Jaguar's arms off. Mothra slams Jet Jaguar to the ground. Mothra pulls Battra over Jet Jaguar. Mothra counts 1...2...3 . Mothra says Battra is the winner. Mothra throws a trash can at me!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAhhh!!!!!!! *BAM*!

Clash of the Vampire Bats

       VS      
Gyaos                                    Giant African Bat

Oh god, aspirin. Must find aspirin..... This will make for an interesting turn of events later in the episode. Well on to the next fight. Last week Gyaos had her first victory. Now she has to fight the other giant bat creature: The Giant African Bat. I know it sounds redundant, but they never named it!

The Giant African Bat screeches and jumps into the air, knocking Gyaos down with the side of his wing. The Giant African Bat turns turns around a skyscraper and right back at Gyaos. He shoots a sonic scream at Gyoas. She gets out of the way in time and shoots into the air. Gyaos screams and bites into The Giant African Bat's neck. Gyaos uses her newly found leverage and slams The Giant African Bat into the ground. She charges up and shoots an ultrasonic beam at The Giant African Bat. Her beam cuts the belly of The Giant African Bat from left to right. Gyaos flies down and pins The Giant African Bat. 1..2... and The Giant African Bat shoots another sonic scream right into Gyaos's ear. Gyaos screams in agony and flies into the sky again. The Giant African Bat gets up off the ground and lies into the air. Gyaos flies higher into the air and tucks her wings to go into a dive bomb. She reaches Mach 2 and slams into The Giant African Bat, shattering his tiny skull.

The winner, by TKO: Gyaos

Cartoon Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Cicada and Seigio                                                       Komodothrax and GTS Nessie

The Cartoon Tag-Title has changed owners almost as often as the World Tag Titles. Seigio and Cicada won it last week. They won't do as well this week though. P.E.M.C. and Techno Sentient were all mechanized monsters, succeptable to Cicada's wing frequency. Without a single mechanized monster to fight, Cicada is basically out of this one. They'll have to face "Maternity Ward", the most motherly monsters in GTS: Komodothrax and Nessie. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that we planted this idea in Maternity Ward's heads that Seigio and Cicada stole their infants. Mommies very angry...

Komodothrax shoots thermonuclear breath at Seigio. Seigio dodges it and shoots acid at Komodothrax. The acid shoots by Komodothrax and lands at the base of the skyscraper behind her. The acid eats through the steel support beams and it falls on top of Komodothrax. Seigio goes over to dig her out and pin her, but Nessie slithers over and wraps herself around Seigio. Seigio tries to throw Nessie off, but he can't. Nessie bites into Seigio's head. BIG MISTAKE! Seigio now has one of his claws free. He grabs Nessie's head and stabs her with his tail. He continues to hold on and injects her with venom. He takes out his tail and tosses Nessie to the side to die of poison. Cicada comes down from the skyscraper he was snoozing on and begins digging for Komodothrax in the wreckage of the skyscraper. He tries to pull her out, but she's too heavy. Seigio comes over to help out, but Komodothrax snaps back into consciousness and blasts Seigio's tail end with thermonuclear breath, blowing it up. All of Seigio's acid comes out of his tail and spreads all over his back. The acid melts away his exoskeleton. Komodothrax turns her attention to Cicada. She opens her mouth and blasts Cicada with another thermonuclear breath blast. It hits the big bug head on and his wings burst into flames. He can't support his own weight any longer and he loses his ability of flight. He falls in a spiral pattern and he flies directly into the mouth of Komodothrax. She bites down and Cicada dies. Komodothrax spits Cicada out of her mouth and she looks around for Seigio. Seigio comes up from behind and raises his tail as if to slap Komodothrax, but Nessie, while on the brink of death from Seigio's venom. Komodothrax comes over and flips Seigio over onto his back. Nessie continues to hold down the tail, but she eventually dies from the venom. However, her corpse is still holding down the tail making it unable for Seigio to use it as a weapon. Komodothrax pins the defeated scorpion.1...2.....3.

The winners, and new Cartoon Tag Champions: Komodothrax & GTS Nessie

       VS      
Godzilla (New Cartoon)                Quetzaquatol

These two monsters are two of, if not THE strongest monsters in GTS. They faced off once before, and Quetzaquatol lost because she was busy protecting her kids. Now she gets a rematch.

Quetzaquatol shoots a napalm stream at Godzilla. Godzilla burrows underground to avoid it. Quetzaquatol jumps over to the hole and shoots a napalm stream in to hit Godzilla. Suddenly, Godzilla unburrows right behind Quetzaquatol and he tackles her. He tries to bite into her wing, but Quetzaquatol flies into the air and lands on top of a skyscraper and turns to face Godzilla. Godzilla opens his mouth and blasts a thermonuclear breath at the skyscraper Quetzaquatol is on. The building topples and Quetzaquatol jumps off and flies to another skyscraper. She jumps off of that one and dive bombs at Godzilla. Godzilla tucks down and Quetzaquatol grazes over his back spines, ripping her belly in the process. Quetzaquatol screams and swoops back into the sky. She turns around and blasts a napalm stream at Godzilla, hitting him directly in the chest, singeing and scorching flesh. He falls backwards and lands at the feet of Ouch Tower. Quetzaquatol lands and pins Godzilla. 1....2... and Godzilla bites into Quetzaquatol's neck. Godzilla gets back up and shakes Quetzaquatol around like a dog and a squirrel. Quetzaquatol breaks free of Godzilla's grip and flies into the air. Godzilla jumps up and tackles Quetzaquatol. Quetzaquatol takes her beak back and slams it into Godzilla's snout. Godzilla roars and Quetzaquatol shoots another napalm stream at Godzilla. Godzilla sees it coming and shoots his thermonuclear breath to meet the oncoming fire stream. The two beams collide and there is a blinding flash of light. Godzilla burrows underground again. Quetzaquatol didn't see it happen and is still thinking that Godzilla is on ground level. Godzilla comes out of the skyscraper behind Quetzaquatol, (just like in Godzilla 1998), and knocks her forward. Godzilla throws her to the base of a skyscraper and blasts the base of it with his thermonuclear breath. The multi-ton steel structure falls down onto the giant phoenix and kills her.

The winner, TKO: Godzilla

WMW Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Gojira and Anguirus                                                 Mecha-King Ghidorah and Gigan

And now it’s time for me to take over. Wait a second…

- Iguanoman takes trash can and puts it in broadcast room next to the announcer's room and shuts door. -

There, now nobody can telepathically use that as a weapon. I don’t even know why we had a big metal trashcan in here to begin with. Anyways, on to the next fight between the "Classic Duo" of Gojira and Anguirus, and Mecha-King Ghidorah and Gigan, the team of "Evil Space". This match will take place in a giant steel cage. Reason is because it prevents Ghidorah and Gigan from flying off like they usually do in the movies. There is still a lot of room in there to fly though. It is a giant steel structure, made out of the vast iron ore deposits of Mars, and it covers the whole park. The planet X flying saucers lower it over the waiting monsters, and the match starts!

Gojira immediately sends out a blast of thermonuclear breath, but Ghidorah and Gigan were ready and fly off. The beam goes under them and slams through the other side of the cage. Ghidorah and Gigan send gravity rays and lasers down toward their opponents, and continue to fly around the cage, air raiding them. Gojira tries to get them down by shooting his breath to the ground, propelling him up like a rocket! But Ghidorah dodges him, and Gojira instead slams into the roof of the cage, and gets stuck there! While Gigan makes slicing passes at Gojira, Ghidorah lands down next to Anguirus, blasts him, and then gets the "Godzilla Grips" on! He then flies off with Anguirus attached, heads over to one side of the cage, and just before getting there, releases Anguirus. Momentum keeps Anguirus moving forward, and he slams into the side. Wild blasts from Ghidorah unsticks Gojira from the roof, and he falls to the ground and lands hard! Ghidorah and Gigan land to double-team Gojira, but Anguirus gets back up, turns around, jumps, and "flies" into Ghidorah back-first. Ghidorah is knocked down hard, and Anguirus pins! Gigan tries to intervene, but Gojira stops him! 1…2…3… and Ghidorah is out! Gigan gets out of Gojira’s grip, and clotheslines him with his hammer hook. He then grabs Anguirus, and uses his chest chain saw on him! He positions him next to the fallen Gojira, and puts his hooks on their necks! Egad, Gojira and Anguirus are pinned, and if they move, their throats will be cut! 1…2… what? Ghidorah is back up, and he just shot Gigan off of Gojira and Anguirus using his gravity rays! Ghidorah is not only free from mind control, but he betrayed his own partner to! Ghidorah clamps the "Godzilla Grips" on Gigan, and zaps him until he falls to the ground! Gojira then does a reverse classic over-head flips slam suplex thingy seen in the last scene of "Godzilla Vs. Gigan"… oh what the hey, lets just call it the "Gojira Suplex", ok! So then Gojira does a reverse "Gojira Suplex" on his own partner, slamming Anguirus’s back spikes into Gigan’s head! Space titanium or no space titanium, that’s still enough raw power to squash anything! So, I guess since Ghidorah was pinned and Gigan was killed, Gojira and Anguirus are still the tag-team champions. But we are going to keep the cage on them, so we can figure out how Ghidorah got away from our mind control. Wait a second, Mothra just flew in! She punched a large hole in the roof of the cage using her big seal fire thing. Ghidorah flies out while holding onto Anguirus, and Gojira "flies" out to using his breath, right into the clutches of Mothra! All four of them then fly off! I don’t know where they are going, but it seams like they have formed some sort of a bond!

       VS      
King Kong                                      T-Rexx

Well, I guess we should go on to the US belt. I say that Kong should have the advantage here, because he is experienced at dino fighting from his former home of Skull Island. Then again, this particular dinosaur is not only the awe-inspiring Tyrannosaurus Rex, but a genetically altered one at that. Who knows how this one will go?

The match starts, and Kong immediately runs T-Rexx over with a clothesline. He then picks the dinosaur up, but is forced to do some classic wrestling maneuvers to dodge the vicious mouth of the carnosaur. Kong then lifts T-Rexx up with a vertical suplex, and drops down! He then slams into his opponent with his elbow. T-Rexx gets up, and tries to bite Kong, but the agile gorilla dodges again. He grabs T-Rexx's tail, and slams him back down to the ground. T-Rexx gets back up, and is met with a "Diamond Cuter"! Well, it's more like a chartbuster, but with a little more power. Maybe we can call it the "King Kong Stunner" or something! He jumps on top of him, and starts pounding with his fists. He then grabs onto T-Rexx's jaw, and tries to snap it like he did to that one T. Rex on Skull Island just before he was captured. But paleontologist back then didn't know that a T. Rexx has a lot of biting power, even more than a crocodile. T-Rexx retaliates by clamping down on Kong's hand, crushing it between his jaws! Kong roars in pain, and tries to get his hand free, but can't seem to get the vicious dinosaur off. He finally succeeds, with a classic low blow. This guy has been watching wrestling shows! He then snap-mares T-Rexx over, and picks him up for a gut-buster. He once again picks him up, positioning him over the nearest road, and applies a powerbomb, no wait, a piledriver! T-Rexx's head is slammed hard into the concrete! His neck is still fairly good, because it is so strong, but his head is quite weak. Paleontological lesson for the day: most dinosaurs, including a Tyrannosaurus, have large openings in their skulls to reduce weight. Basically what happened is one of the skinny support structures just collapsed, and T-Rexx left eye socket was crushed and is bleeding profusely. Kong starts to pin, but decides to apply a camel clutch instead. T-Rexx can't stop from submitting for long, strong neck or not! Wait, what's that? There is a small speck in the distance, and it's getting larger very fast! The whatever-it-is flew down and slammed into Kong's head, locking him off of T-Rexx! Woah, sonic boom! The thing starts flying around the island in circles, slowing down, and I can tell what it is now! It's Rodan! What's he doing here? Rodan lands in front of Kong, and wing-gusts him into a building! Kong runs over to clothesline Rodan, but Rodan is like, 3 times the size of Kong! Rodan pecks Kong in the head, and knocks him down! T-Rexx gets back up, and bites Kong's, um, you know, uh, ding-dong. Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Once T-Rexx is finished with that, um, area, Rodan picks the pained Kong up, and puts his head in T-Rexx's mouth like some sort of lion-tamer with a lion. But the circus act goes horrible wrong, and T-Rexx bites Kong's head! In a sickening scene, Rodan and T-Rexx pull really hard, and Kong's head is pulled off of his body! Ok, I have to check this broadcast mystery. Let's see here. The US version has the camera go out, and it's in black and white. The Planet X version shows a close up of Kong's severed spine! Talk about a difference in taste! Well, anyways, Kong is obviously dead, and T-Rexx is the new US Champion! Thanks to Rodan, of course, who just flew off to who-knows-where. The rules say nothing about outside interference, because I thought we would never have it. I guess I was wrong!

       VS      
Mothra                                     Desghidorah

Well, gee, three matches so far have ended in outside interference. What's going on here? Mothra seems to be a key member of this thing, so we might see here. Desghidorah was originally suppose to fight Mothra last weak, but he was busy with someone else. So, he now has the chance again at the Japan Title! Hey, where's the Elias Twins? They usually want to commentate now. They disappeared after last week, and we haven't seen them since. So, they're not here? Good.

Wait, where's Mothra? Oh, there she is. She's flying in under her own power! Apparently, it was her choice to fight tonight, because we obviously can't control her. But, she's here, and they immediately start blasting each other with beams! Mothra flies over to Desghidorah, and slams into him with a charging tackle! Desghidorah starts flying, and they are dog fighting all over the island, hitting each other and buildings with beams, rays, and whatnot. Mothra gets over Desghidorah, and sends him crashing to the ground with a thorax beam! Mothra goes over to the fallen dragon-thing, but he gets back up, grabs onto Mothra's wing with all three heads, and chucks her into a building! He then runs over to Mothra, rears up, and slams his front feat into the fallen bug! Mothra sends out some powder and lightning bolts, paralyzing him and laying in some serious damage! Desghidorah tries his mouth beams, but they just get sent back to him! He then tries his fire blasts, and that works a whole lot better! Mothra is knocked away, and set on fire! Mothra is on fire, literally! She flies into the ocean to put it out, and doesn't even bother to turn into Aqua-Mothra! Her fire is out, but now she is caught up in the docks! Desghidorah is about to walk over and finish Mothra off, but wait, no, not more interference! It's Ghidorah, and he is carrying Anguirus still! They fly over Desghidorah from really high up, and Ghidorah releases Anguirus, sending him down back first! Anguirus just slammed into Desghidorah heads! He already squashed two heads with his back before, and now he is up to five! More sickening carnage, and another cheating victory! I'm getting sick of this, what do these monsters want! I have no idea, and they flew off again.

     VS      
UN Mechagodzilla                        UN Mogera

Finally, the last match. Luckily for this one, there should be no cheating because both monsters are human controlled. Mechagodzilla and Mogera were former tag-team partners, well, they still are, but we decided to pit them against each other to decide who is the better designed UN made robot! So, here we go with the main event!

Mechagodzilla and Mogera start out by just plain blasting each other with their heavy artillery! Missiles, bullets, beams, and whatever they have all go flying to opposite sides! They both start sweeping each other, and start going around in circles, still blasting. Pieces of metal fly off of both robots, but neither one wants to get out of "battleship mode". Finally, after receiving an eye-beam charge plasma grenade, Mogera decides to fly off. They both take to the air, and start flying around the island, trying to loose the other one in the brick canyons of "Fight Island". Mogera goes to "Ouch Tower", and swerves away just before it was about to hit! Mechagodzilla, who was following him, turns a little to late, and nicks the large 80-story building! Mechagodzilla falls down, and doesn't see Mogera split up. Mechagodzilla looks around for an impending air raid, but instead is hit from below by the Land Mogera! The Star Falcon then comes in, and the two halves double-team Mechagodzilla! Mechagodzilla starts the jets back up and flies to the park. Mogera gets himself back together, and flies there to. They stand there, facing each other, staring the other down, trying to figure out how to destroy their respective opponents. Looks like we got a stalemate here people! Or maybe it's like some sort of an old western gunfight, with each one waiting for the other to "draw". Suddenly, a massive orange beam comes out of the nearby buildings, and slams hard into Mogera, blowing him up! Mechagodzilla stands there in confusion, but is hit from behind, and a giant seal of fire rips him apart! Um, what the? Gojira, Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra, Mecha-King Ghidorah, and Battra all walk past the wreckage and into the center of the park! They are all together, as if they formed a group or something! And it appears like Mothra is saying something! Luckily, we just updated our equipment, to "dub" the voice of Mothra…

Mothra: For years, humans and their space counterparts have tried to control monsters for their own personal gain! They implant mind control devices, send out special waves, make them into a cyborg, use physic powers, or in some other way attempt to control their every move! They do so to destroy, destroy cities, planets, military, other monsters, and people! But when peace came to the warring planets, the monsters were confined to a small island, and imprisoned for life. The humans then force them to fight each other, for their own entertainment! We are being used, solely for fun and profit! So, we have banned together, to form a group to go against these "people"! This group comprises of monsters that were at one time or another controlled by humans and space humans to do their dirty work, and monsters that never liked the lowly humans anyway! This group will conprise of:

the constantly controlled Gojira (Gojira roars in response)…

the other member of the "Monster 0" incident, Rodan (Rodan screeches in response)…

the key member of the "D.A.M." incident, Anguirus (Anguirus roars in response)…

the painfully changed around Ghidorah (Ghidorah roars in response)…

and the hater of human pollution, Battra (Battra roars in response)!

Mothra: We are not only against the humans themselves, but monsters that lower themselves to their level to help them out! We despise these despicable monsters who think that humans are worth saving! They include monster like Kong… Gamera… Mechagodzilla… Mogera… Gigan… Jet Jaguar… Seeser… and the Cartoon Godzilla! We hate these monsters, and we will do anything to destroy them, over and over again! Our group will not go back to "Monster Island", we will go someplace were you lowly humans will never find us! We have gone rouge, and we will not be denied! Our group needs a name, and we shall be know as the m.W.o. (all monster roar in response)! This of course stands for the "Mothra World Order"! (all monsters stop roaring, and give Mothra a mean look) Um, I mean uh, oops. It stands for the "Monster World Order"! (monsters start roaring again). We have come, to take over! We have been controlled long enough, and now we will control you!

Iguanoman: Hey, is that an evacuation siren? What's does this mental reader say? "Destroy all humans!"? Uh oh. Um, I think I will leave now. Mothra has some serious issues, but we will work it out when she calms down, if she calms down.

- Iguanoman opens up trap-door under desk, and goes into secret tunnel -

Iguanoman: Well, I better hurry, Mothra is headed this way! Goodbye everyone!

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