We once again welcome you to WMW's Tuesday Terror! Last week, Mothra, Battra, Mecha-King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, and Gojira shocked the world by forming the m.W.o. But don't worry folks, they haven't taken over yet! We are still in full control over WMW! Well, maybe not full control, but for the most part… well, um, anyways, unfortunately we haven't been able to apprehend these rouge monsters. I have talked to the Japanese, American, and all the local governments, and they all said the same thing: until these monsters are a threat to civilian lives, their military will not get involved. Luckily and ironically unlucky at the same time, nobody was killed in their last attack. Personally, I don't know where this thing will go. Well, lets get the show going and maybe we will find out! So, here's Electric Oreo with the first four matches:

Clash of the Cyborgs

       VS      
Gigan                                         Cybergodzilla

Cyber-Godzilla blasts energy shots at Gigan. Gigan raises his claws and slashes the shots out of the air. Cyber-Godzilla then blasts his thermonuclear breath at Gigan. Gigan tries to block but he's launched backwards from the force of the attack. Gigan gets up and takes to the air, shooting his fore-head laser down on Cyber-Godzilla. Cyber-Godzilla dodges all of the shots and jumps up into the air and tackles Gigan. He begins to bite into Gigan's neck and Gigan starts up his belly-saw. Sparks fly as the saw tries to cut through the alien alloy but it has no affect. He takes his right arm scythe, draws it back, and slices into the organic part of Cyber-Godzilla's face. Cyber-Godzilla falls to the ground and smashes into the edge park. Gigan flies around again and blasts his laser at the base of a skyscraper. The skyscraper tilts towards Cyber-Godzilla slowly and finally topples over. Gigan lands and pulls Cyber-Godzilla out of the wreckage and pins him with his scythe blade across Cyber-Godzilla's neck. If he moves, his throat will be sliced. 1....2....and Cyber-Godzilla kicks out and the side of his neck is sliced open. Blood pours out of the wound and Cyber-Godzilla grasps his neck. He essentially just committed suicide!! Cyber-Godzilla draws his hand away from his necks and stands as if nothing happened. I guess he only needs one jugular to survive since he's mostly cybernetic now. Cyber-Godzilla crouches a little, takes aim, and launches his energy cannons at Gigan's laser, blowing it off his head. Cyber-Godzilla takes advantage of Gigan's surprised response and blasts a thermonuclear breath at Gigan. Gigan falls right in front of a skyscraper and Cyber-Godzilla walks up for the pin. Gigan scuttles over to the skyscraper and cuts into it with his belly-saw. It unstables the colossal building and it tumbles down onto both monsters. The both emerge from the rubble dusty and grey. Cyber-Godzilla shakes the dust off himself and charges at Gigan. He dives forward into the air to tackle him. Gigan sees it coming and falls backwards and starts up his belly-saw. Cyber-Godzilla's underside is ripped open and he slams into the ground. He tries to get up but the pain is too immense. Gigan walks up, puts his scythe hands and each cut side of Cyber-Godzilla and rips it open. Cyber-Godzilla roars in more pain. Gigan then walks up to Cyber-Godzilla and slices his other jugular open. The blood seeps out and Cyber-Godzilla's brain dies from the lack of oxygen.

The winner, by TKO: Gigan.

Get Out the Bug Spray!

       VS      
Megalon                                    Queen Bee

Queen Bee flies into the air and hides behind a skyscraper. Megalon shoots a napalm ball at the base of the skyscraper and it tumbles down. Queen Bee, seeing that he shield has been blasted away, hides behind another skyscraper. Instead of blowing it up, Megalon jumps to the top of the skyscraper and looks down at Queen Bee. Queen Bee looks up and shoots dozens of stingers. The hit Megalon's head and Megalon falls off the skyscraper, slamming into the ground. Queen Bee comes around from behind the skyscraper and flies over to Megalon. Megalon sees it coming and shoots a napalm ball a the oncoming insect. Queen Bee dodges the flaming ball and continues towards Megalon. The napalm ball the wizzed by Queen Bee finally reaches a skyscraper. It impacts and the spire falls downwards onto Queen Bee, squishing her.

The winner, by TKO: Megalon

Cartoon Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Komodothrax and GTS Nessie                             King Cobra and Giant African Bat

The Cartoon Tag Belt has changed owners just as many times as the World Tag Belt. King Cobra and The Giant African Bat tried to grab it before with no luck. Will they win the title this time? Will they become the new champions? Will the kaiju stop throwing trash cans at us?

The Giant African Bat flies over Komodothrax and shoots a sonic scream at her and swoops up. Komodothrax turns to look at the retreating bat and launches a thermonuclear breath at him. King Cobra slithers around behind Komodothrax and winds himself around her. Komodothrax tries to bite into King Cobra but only manages to bite into his hood. King Cobra opens his mouth and shoots venom into each of Komodothrax's eyes. Komodothrax, no blinded can't to anything except attack at every little sound. The Giant African Bat comes around from a skyscraper using his echo location to navigate. Komodothrax here's the high pitched squealing and blasts The Giant African Bat with a thermonuclear breath. The attack hits and The Giant African Bat is slammed back into Ouch Tower. King Cobra continues to squeeze the life out of Komodothrax. Nessie finally enters the brawl and King Cobra is taken completely off guard. Nessie grasps onto the body of King Cobra and hurls him into the bay. Nessie slithers into the bay to continue the fight. Still blinded, Komodothrax has to rely on her other senses. The Giant African Bat comes in flying low and shoots another sonic scream at Komodothrax, directed at her ear. Komodothrax falls down and The Giant African Bat goes in for the kill. 20 ft away from Komodothrax's neck, Komodothrax wakes up and bites into The Giant African Bat's wing. The Giant African Bat shrieks in pain and is tail slapped, breaking his neck. Back in the bay Nessie has created a whirlpool and King Cobra is twirling down to the bottom. Komodothrax crawls into water and begins to swim down. Nessie join in the formation and they go towards King Cobra like two whaling boats after a sperm whale. Nessie, being the more streamlined of the two catches King Cobra first. She wraps her body around King Cobra's tail and drags him under. The salt water of the bay has finally dissolved the venom off of Komodothrax's eyes. Now that she can see, she aims a thermonuclear breath attack at King Cobra and fires. The attack misses King Cobra since Nessie was moving him. As a result, the water is superheated and begins to boil. Nessie gets an idea and tosses King Cobra down an underwater trench. Komodothrax swims up and blasts thermonuclear breath into the fissure, boiling everything inside of it, including King Cobra, to death.

The winners: Komodothrax & GTS Nessie

       VS      
Godzilla (New Cartoon)                         Seigio

Seigio is one of the toughest opponents Godzilla ever had to face and almost succeeded in killing him. Both he and Godzilla have wanted a re-match and tonight they get it. Let's just hope that the m.W.o doesnt interfere this fight. Oh yeah almost forgot. *takes out a welder and welds all of the trashcans on Fight Island to the floor*. Good. No more "incidents" now.

Seigio shoots some acid at Godzilla. Godzilla ducks and dodges it. Seigio scuttles in and tries to impale his tail into Godzilla, but Godzilla's hide is too thick. Godzilla bites into Seigio's tail and pulls it off of him. He grabs each of Seigio's claws and shoots a thermonuclear breath at Seigio's tail barb, blowing half of it off. Some acid/venom falls out and some of it and lands on Godzilla. The acid eats through his flesh in Godzilla's upper arm. Seigio sees his opening and uses what's left of his tail and injects Godzilla with his remaining venom. Godzilla roars and knows that he doesn't have much time left to now win. Seigio opens his left claw and latches it around Godzilla's ankle. Godzilla steps on the arm supporting the claw with his other foot and it breaks off. Seigio backs off a little bit and tail whips Godzilla to the ground. Seigio scuttles over and pins Godzilla. 1...2...... and Godzilla kicks out. But it took a lot of energy. The venom is already beginning to destroy his cells. The place on the upper arm where the venom was injected has turned a necrotic black. Seigio sees this and takes a chunk of the necrotic flesh out of Godzilla with his claw and turns around to eat it. However, since that flesh was already dead, Godzilla didn't feel any pain when it was ripped off him. Seigio forgot this and Godzilla bites into Seigio's tail. Seigio turns around in shock, but in the process rips the tail off. Seigio jumps and tackles Godzilla in the chest and knocks him down again. He pins him in the process.1..2......... and Godzilla kicks out but just barely. The venom has worked its way to Godzilla's liver and is beginning to eat away at it. Seigio tries to tackle Godzilla again but Godzilla blasts him out into a skyscraper with a tail whip. Seigio gets up again and Godzilla blasts another thermonuclear breath, shooting Seigio through the skyscraper and slamming him into another one. The blasts another thermonuclear breath, but not at Seigio. This one hits the top of the skyscraper, and the spire at the top falls downwards and impales Seigio, killing him. The venom finally reaches Godzilla's heart and he dies 1.01 seconds after Seigio. Godzilla still wins though 'cause the rules say that for it to be a tie, both monsters have to die in the same second. There was more than a second difference so Godzilla still wins

The winner, by TKO: Godzilla

WMW Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Gojira and Anguirus                                                 Gamera and Gyaos

Well, so far the m.W.o. haven't shown up, but they have to now because they have a fight. Gamera and Gyaos are standing there in the park, waiting for their opponents. They were carried in with the traditional way: by way of flying saucer. How the "Classic Duo" of Gojira and Anguirus will get here, I don't know. Wait, there they are, coming out of the ocean! Hey, what's that? On their left shoulders appear to be some sort of a symbol. Zooming in, I can see that it looks like some sort of tattoo or something that says in red lettering: mWo! Apparently, Mothra or Battra or something used their powers to write a designation on their m.W.o. members! Makes sense, how else could they have done an insignia? T-shirts?

Gojira starts by sending out a massive beam of thermonuclear breath, but Gamera and Gyaos apparently saw last week's match, and flew up to avoid it! Gamera hits Gojira with a trio of fireballs, while Gyaos slices Anguirus's leg with her supersonic laser beam! They swing around for another pass, but Gojira and Anguirus bring their tails up, knocking them out of the sky! Gyaos gets up to charge at Anguirus, and Gamera revs up the other two rockets and goes into flying saucer mode. Gyaos starts wailing on Anguirus, but Anguirus does a nice combo, biting her arm, tail-whipping her, and doing a short back jab! The saucer turtle plows into Gojira, but Gojira grabs on, holds the spinning disk for a while, and then throws it to the ground! Gamera pokes his head out, only to have it shoved back in by Gojira's fist! Both Gamera and Gyaos are receiving a serious beating by their respective foes, and finally Gamera gets free by shooting a fireball into Gojira's eyes! Gojira pays him back by sending out his thermonuclear breath beam, knocking Gamera to the ground in severe pain! He then runs over to Anguirus, who has pummeled Gyaos into the dirt, and applies a reverse "Gojira Suplex" on Anguirus, squashing yet another head! Wait, Gamera is up, and he is charging up his supercharged fire stream finishing move! Gojira and Anguirus brace themselves, and a massive stream of fire rips through the air and into them! They are completely surrounded by giant flames! The fire stops, the smoke clears, and they are still standing! The impact probably hurt, but being fire monsters, they were relatively unaffected by the inferno! They shake the pain away, and roar defiantly at Gamera! Gamera is clearly freaked out by the ineffectiveness of his finishing move, and he goes into saucer mode again. But instead of going after his opponents, he goes in the opposite direction! Gamera just retreated! He's going back to Monster Island! Well, this is a first; a monster just went and gave up! Gojira and Anguirus are the winners, but even thought they are used to having arch-nemesises run away, they are clearly mad that they couldn't finish him off! They go back to the sea, and swim away.

       VS      
T-Rexx                                          Ymir

Last week, T-Rexx beat the legendary King Kong to win the US belt. Even though he won because Rodan helped, he isn't exactly a part of this war. He was created through cloning by humans, and owes his life and lively hood to them. However, even though he doesn't have anything against humans, he don't care too much for them now. He only sees them as a nutritious snack. Not a very tasty one either. Paleontological lesson of the day: Tyrannosaurs' main prey is duck-billed hadrosaurs. Because dinosaurs are closely related to birds, this means that they taste like chicken. Really big chickens.

The match starts, and T-Rexx immediately charges the Ymir, and bites his head off! Egad, the match is over already! T-Rexx just won in only 9.8 seconds! Well, gee, now what do we do? Um, well, the winner and still the US Champion T-Re… what they hey? A giant ladder just flew out from behind some buildings, and smacked into T-Rexx's head! Huh, it's Gorgo? What's she doing here? She huge, nearly 200 ft. tall, four times the size of T-Rexx! She's using her size, weight, and that giant metal ladder to pummel T-Rexx into the ground! Where did she get that thing? Wait, she wants to say something! Better get the dubbing machine running…

Gorgo: This wimpy lizard is the UK Champion? Don't make me laugh! When I was champion, I brought prestige to that belt! All the other wimpy monsters who had it never lived up to the standards I set! Now it looks like I have to take over for these dumb Americans! T-Rexx, next weak we will have a match. And guess what? I made it a ladder match! And that's just to bad for you, because you probably couldn't climb one with those wimpy vestigial remains you call "arms". Next week, I will be champion again, after I beat you again in what I hope to be a bloody good match. Ok, old chap! Hah hah hah hah!

Iguanoman: What? T-Rexx is back up, and he just clamped into the back of Gorgo's knee! Gorgo screams in pain and falls down! He then bits into the side of her head, rips violently, and slices Gorgo's fin-like ear in half! He then turns around, and runs away. No, wait, he turns around, and runs strait up the ladder! He just ran up a giant 10 story steel ladder, without using his arms! Gorgo gets back up, but T-Rexx jumps off of the ladder and slams into the giant monster's head with a massive missile-drop kick! They both lay on the ground, and the restraining Planet X saucers finally come in to break them up! It appears like Gorgo has the same defiant nature as the m.W.o., but she is captured now. We will see these two again next weak, in a ladder match! First one to grab the belt at the top wins! And it appears as if both monsters can climb a ladder! And, oh yeah, both monsters will be shrunk or grown to be even at 50 ft., so it will be a fair fight, hopefully.

       VS      
Mothra                                        Varan

Varan just got a contract here at WMW, and he is now fighting in it. He has a great chance right off the bat, with a title shot at the Japan belt! Unfortunately, it's against the apparent leader of the m.W.o., Mothra. She would now not mind at all for cheating to win. But, Varan still has a chance!

Mothra flies in from who-knows-where, and Varan greets her, saying something…

Varan: Mothra, you have a group, the mWo, right? Well, I was thinking, can I join your group? I was one of the monsters controlled by the Kilaks in the D.A.M. incident, and I never like those lowly humans! So, can I join, I would be a really good addition?

Mothra: Well, you can join… but only if you pass a test. Here's your test!

Iguanoman: What the, Mothra just sent out some tri-forehead beams, knocking Varan away! But wait, Varan just got up, and Mothra is met by a gliding uppercut from Varan! Mothra is knocked to the ground, and Varan starts pounding, slashing, and cutting her! Egad, Varan is really going at it from the get-go! But Mothra sends him away with a thorax beam. Varan is sent flying, but the gliding monster regains composer and glides back to Mothra. Mothra sends out a tri-forehead beam, sending him down. She releases her powder, and starts blasting him with massive green lightning bolts! Huh, what's Battra doing here? They're double teaming Varan with combined lighting bolts! What kind of a fair test is this? Varan is being blasted to the ground, but then he picks some dirt out of the ground, and throws it into the eyes of Mothra and Battra! He grabs their heads, and slams them together! Rodan comes to the island, carrying Anguirus, and drops him to Varan! But Varan gets out of the way, and Anguirus slams into Mothra and Battra! Varan glides up and pulls Rodan down, and Ghidorah just showed up! He sends out the "Godzilla Grips", but Varan shoves Rodan in the way, and they clamp on him! Finally, Gojira pops out of the ocean, and sends out thermonuclear breath! The wild beam goes to Varan, but he runs around, dodging it, and the last bit of the beam slams into Mothra, severely injuring her! Varan starts gliding again, and makes passing slashes with his spikes on Battra, Anguirus, Rodan, and all three heads of Ghidorah (if you count the mechanical one). He tail-whips Gojira's knee, sending him face-first to the ground! He then glides over and pins Mothra! Rodan, Ghidorah, and Battra shoot some carefully placed beams at Varan, but he holds on tight! 1…2…3… and Varan unbelievably wins the match! He is the new Japan Champion! He is finally knocked off by Anguirus, and a combined beam assault ultimately kills him, but he still won! Rodan starts carrying Mothra, and he flies off with her. The rest of the m.W.o. don't go away, they just stay there, waiting for Mechagodzilla to come along.

     VS      
UN Mechagodzilla                              Battra

* talking on phone * Yes, that's exactly what I want you to do! Do it know! I'm the boss, remember? I don't care, just do it! * hangs up phone *

Anyways, the UN Mechagodzilla is being sent into a death trap. Sure, Varan took them all on and won, but they aren't going to underestimate Mechagodzilla! The match is suppose to be Mechagodzilla vs. Battra, but it has turned into a 5 on 1 gauntlet match (when Rodan gets back)! Mechagodzilla is lowered into the park, and starts up, ready to win, even with the odds against him!

Mechagodzilla shoots at all four opponents with the Megabuster ray and the missiles and the eye beams and everything else he has, but the numbers are too strong! Soon he is surrounded by four monsters, all punching him to pieces! But wait, here comes the backup I sent for! Planet X saucers carry in Kong, Gamera, Gigan, Mogera, and the GTS Godzilla, and a massive war breaks out! Beams, rays, and bodies are being sent everywhere! It's chaos! Gigan immediately went for Ghidorah, slashing him with his claws and using his chainsaw while he's at it! Kong applies a sleeper hold on Gojira, neutralizing him while Godzilla tail-whips! Gamera is beating up Anguirus, and the "UN Killerbots" are double-teaming Battra! Gojira gets the monkey off with a nuclear pulse, and clotheslines Godzilla! Ghidorah has Gigan in the "Godzilla Grips", holding him so a blast from Gojira can finish him off! Anguirus jumps his back into Gamera, sending him into Kong! Gojira grabs Anguirus, applies the reverse "Gojira Suplex", and Kong's head is added to the list! Mogera flies over to help Gamera and Godzilla out, but Gojira grabs it out of the air, and chucks it into "Ouch Tower"! He then sends out some more thermonuclear breath, blowing Mogera up, along with the base of "Ouch Tower"! The massive 80-story structure falls to the ground like a tree that was cut down, and Gamera couldn't get out of the way in time! Mechagodzilla got the "G-crusher" cables on Battra, and he is being electrocuted into submission! His m.W.o. pals try to stop Mechagodzilla, but Godzilla grabs onto Ghidorah, put him in a rear-chin-lock-like-thing, and puts his hand over the control box of Ghidorah! At any moment, Godzilla can simply squeeze really hard, and the mechanical parts of Ghidorah will shut down, stranding him here. Gojira and Anguirus hesitate, and Battra finally decides to give up. Mechagodzilla wins the match, and Godzilla still has Ghidorah as a hostage. They slowly walk away, trying to get back to Monster Island with Ghidorah in tow. Wait, what's that growing spec in the sky? In the shadow of a sonic boom, Rodan flies in, and smacks Mechagodzilla and Godzilla with his chest spikes! Ghidorah is released, and Godzilla is sent away with a low-blow back kick from Ghidorah! Beams from Battra, Ghidorah and Rodan send the two WMW monsters into each other, and Mechagodzilla plasma grenade overloads! Then Gojira gets into the beaming! The massive ray of thermonuclear breath (I'm getting tired of saying that) slams into Mechagodzilla, blowing him up! The GTS Godzilla is also blasted to pieces by the massive explosion! Battra, Rodan, and Ghidorah all fly away, and Gojira and Anguirus swim right behind them. Well, they're gone again. Hey, wait, Gamera just unburied himself out of the ruble! He's still alive! Too late to chase after them, but the m.W.o. still missed one!

Well, that's it for WMW Tuesday Terror! Hoped you had fun, even with that annoying m.W.o. screwing things up! We are still in control, so don't worry! We will find these monsters soon enough, and their rein of terror will soon be over! But whatever it is, see you next week with another great show! Next weak, we will have… what is that? Sounds like high-pitched laughter! Oh, darn! Ok, the trash cans are bolted down, my chair is bolted down, the desk is bolted down, and there is nothing to use as a telepathic weapon! Except for the phone. Oops. * Ding *

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