Welcome to a special Wednesday edition of WMW Terror! Sorry for the long delay, but our computers were temporarily down (even though the people from Planet X said they would never fail). But, we aren't as bad as a certain site that shall remain nameless. This may be the last week before the m.W.o.'s possible takeover, so we better enjoy it while it lasts (you know, just in case)! Anyways, lets get started! Here's Electric Oreo with the first four matches:

Battle of the Big Apes

       VS      
King Kong                                   Robo-Yeti

Robo Yeti rushes forward, but King Kong grabs him and turns the charge into a snap-suplex. Kong gets positions Robo Yeti's legs and puts him in an ankle lock. Kong displaces the ankle more and more and Kong is dumbfounded as to why Robo Yeti isn't tapping out. Robo Yeti is still just lying on the ground, twiddling his thumbs. Kong then turns the ankle lock into an Indian death lock. Finally, Kong understands Robo Yeti can't feel pain and let's go of Robo Yeti. Kong drags Robo Yeti up and raises his knee to knee him in the chin, but Robo Yeti grabs the knee as it's coming up and shoves it up into Kong's chin. Kong falls backwards and Robo Yeti shoots missile after missile at Kong. Kong tries to slap them away but they just impact on his hand. Kong charges at Robo Yeti but drops kicks Robo Yeti to the ground. Robo Yeti gets up and also does a drop kick. Robo Yeti picks up and Kong and flips him over his shoulder. Robo Yeti wraps his shock cables in Kong, who is still in mid-air. Before Robo Yeti can channel electricity through the cables, Kong grabs the cables and channels his own electricity through the cables. The cables are shorted out. Finally, Kong falls to the ground. Robo Yeti goes in and pins Kong.1..2... and Kong kicks out. Kong grabs Robo Yeti and power bombs him into the pavement. Kong pins, but again Robo Yeti kicks out and kicks Kong into a skyscraper. Robo Yeti kicks the skyscraper at its base and the structure falls on top of Kong. Robo Yeti picks Kong up and trips him back down to the ground again. He grabs Kong's ankle and puts him in an ankle lock. Kong roars in pain but doesn't tap out. Robo Yeti punches Kong's head and turns the ankle lock into a scorpion death lock. Kong can no longer take the pain and taps out.

Goofy Beetle vs. Pheonix

       VS      
Megalon                                    Quetzaquatol

Quetzaquatol jumps into the air and spreads her wings. She gains altitude and soars above the island. She looks down to see where Megalon is, but Megalon comes up from behind and shoves his drill hands into Quetzaquatol's back. Quetzaquatol roars in pain and falls to the ground. Megalon shoots a napalm ball at the falling phoenix. The ball impacts, but Quetzaquatol is protected by her scales. The blast brings Quetzaquatol back to consciousness and she spreads her wings and pulls up moments before impact on the ground. Megalon releases a lightning bolt from his horn and Quetzaquatol banks right to avoid it. She turns around and shoots a napalm stream at the giant beetle. Megalon brings his hands up to block the blast, but it hurls him backwards. Megalon lands on top of Ouch Tower and looks around for Quetzaquatol. Quetzaquatol comes down from behind Megalon and dive-bombs him off the tower. While Megalon is still falling, Quetzaquatol dives again and grabs onto Megalon with her talons and flies him back onto of Ouch Tower. She pins 1...2.. but Megalon kicks out and uses his horn to flip Quetzaquatol over him and slams her down into the pavement below. Megalon jumps off Ouch Tower and dives towards the grounded Quetzaquatol. He puts his dill hands forward and they begin to spin. Quetzaquatol sees it coming and rolls out of the way just as Megalon's drill through the space where Quetzaquatol's head was moments before. Megalon digs downwards and begins burrowing underground. Quetzaquatol looks down the hole that Megalon created and shoots a napalm stream down it. The fire races through the hole rapidly fills it. Megalon unburrows directly behind Quetzaquatol and moves away from the newly crated entrance. The fire that Quetzaquatol shot comes out from the hole and shoots in her back. Quetzaquatol gets stuck and Megalon shoots another lightning bolt from his horn and electrocutes Quetzaquatol. He pulls her out of the hole and pins her. 1....2....and Quetzaquatol kicks out. She brings her right wing forward and slashes one of Megalon's eyes. Megalon grabs his eye in pain and Quetzaquatol shoots another napalm stream at Megalon. Megalon sees it coming and shoots a napalm ball to meet the napalm stream. The two projectiles collide and a enormous fire explosion occurs. The explosion envelopes both monsters. Quetzaquatol is protected by her scales, but Megalon catches on fire. Megalon flies to the ocean, the wind fanning the flames, and dunks himself in the water. He comes out the world's largest charred beetle. Quetzaquatol flies up to Megalon and roars. Megalon roars in reply and shoots a napalm ball. Not at Quetzaquatol, but the skyscraper behind her. He hits it at the base and it tilts and falls on Quetzaquatol. squishing her.

Cartoon Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Cybergodzilla and The Chameleon                             P.E.M.C. and Techno-Sentient

After recently winning the Cartoon Tag Championships, Cyber-Godzilla immediately challenged the duo that originally defeated him: P.E.M.C. & Techno-Sentient. He's looking forward to finally getting revenge. But P.E.M.C. and Techno-Sentient have some motivation from us to win. WE promised them that if they won tonight, they'd get a weeks supply of crude oil. A veritable feast for the blob monsters.

Techno-Sentient rushes at Chameleon, but Chameleon turns invisible and Techno-Sentient plows through air and slams into a skyscraper. Cyber-Godzilla shoots his energy cannons at Techno-Sentient, but Techno-Sentient shoots the energy cannons he absorbed from Cyber-Godzilla in their first fight and destroys all of the projectiles. Cyber-Godzilla roars in frustration and shoots his thermonuclear breath at Techno-Sentient. Most of Techno-Sentient is protected by the metal he assimilated. Some of it melts off however, freezing 2 of Techno-Sentient's tentacles in place. P.E.M.C. wraps his tentacles around Cyber-Godzilla and prepares to rip off his metal parts to eat, but Chameleon, still invisible, slashes P.E.M.C.'s tentacles away. Chameleon then slashes at Techno-Sentient's frozen tentacles and slashes those off. Chameleon runs back a little for a running start and rams Techno-Sentient into a skyscraper. Meanwhile, P.E.M.C. and Cyber-Godzilla are facing off. P.E.M.C. extends the top of his torso to try to hit Cyber-Godzilla, but Cyber-Godzilla dodges the blow and tries to attack the extended torso, but P.E.M.C retracts that again and Cyber-Godzilla's jaws clamp down on air. P.E.M.C. extends its torso again, but instead of trying to bite into it, Cyber-Godzilla ducks under the torso and runs under, severing off P.E.M.C.'s torso with his back spines. Cyber-Godzilla turns around and shoots a thermonuclear breath at P.E.M.C., causing a part of P.E.M.C.S's body to burn up. Suddenly Techno-Sentient picks up Chameleon and throws him at Cyber-Godzilla. Chameleon slams into Cyber-Godzilla. They each get up and two tentacles wrap around each of their necks. They're drawn away from each other, and then the tentacles slam their heads together. Both Cyber-Godzilla and Chameleon fall to the ground in an unconscious heap. Techno-Sentient rolls Cyber-Godzilla over and pins him 1...2...3 Cyber-Godzilla is out of this one. Suddenly, Techno-Sentient is knocked over by an unseen force and is pinned! 1...2...3 Chameleon becomes visible again after pinning Techno-Sentient and looks up at P.E.M.C. Chameleon jumps at P.E.M.C., but P.E.M.C. grabs Chameleon out of mid air slams him into the ground. P.E.M.C. rolls Chameleon over and pins him Chameleon tries to get up but P.E.M.C.'S weight is too much 1....2.....3

       VS      
Godzilla (New Cartoon)             Crustaceous Rex and El Gusano

Since Godzilla has failed to be defeated by any single adversary, we decided to have him face off against his first two opponents: El Gusano and Crustaceous Rex. We've also provided some incentive for these two to win. If they win, Crustaceous Rex will get a weeks supply of giant squid and El Gusano will get a week's supply of Southern American Orchids.

El Gusano: hmmm...orchids *tongue rolls out like Homer Simpson's when he see's a donut*

Right....on to the fight.

Crustaceous Rex charges at Godzilla, but Godzilla dodges him and throws him into El Gusano. Both of them get up off the ground and charge at Godzilla. Godzilla shoots a thermonuclear breath at the oncoming duo, but it misses. Godzilla turns away and burrows underground. El Gusano bites onto Godzilla's tail before it goes away with the rest of Godzilla down the hole, but El Gusano is dragged a long with Godzilla's tail. Crustaceous Rex just looks around and looks for something that he can use as a weapon when Godzilla resurfaces. Before he can, Godzilla and El Gusano un-burrow directly under the ground Crustaceous Rex was standing. Crustaceous Rex is knocked to the side and the two burrowing mutations completely emerge from the earth. Crustaceous Rex gets up and grabs around Godzilla's mouth with his tentacles, sealing them shut. Crustaceous Rex slams Godzilla to the ground, and El Gusano rolls Godzilla over and pins him. 1...2.. and Godzilla swings with all the strength in his neck and hurls Crustaceous Rex at El Gusano, knocking him off himself. Crustaceous Rex still has his tentacles wrapped around Godzilla's jaws and he begins to squeeze even more, closing Godzilla's nasal passages and essentially beginning to suffocate him. Godzilla leans forward and looks directly into Crustaceous Rex's eyes. Godzilla brings his hands up to his mouth whips the tentacles away from his mouth. He inhales, and shoots a thermonuclear breath at Crustaceous Rex. Crustaceous Rex is knocked backwards by the force and heat of the blast and falls backwards. However, he doesn't fall far because Godzilla is still holding on to his tentacles. He pins Crustaceous Rex, but El Gusano knocks Godzilla off of Crustaceous Rex. Godzilla gets up and El Gusano tackles Godzilla to the ground again. El Gusano moves up to pin Godzilla, but Godzilla tail whips El Gusano away. Godzilla gets up, and Crustaceous Rex hits kicks the back of Godzilla's knee, unstabling him. Crustaceous Rex tries to kick Godzilla again, but Godzilla blocks it and burrows underground. El Gusano buries too to find Godzilla, but Godzilla unburrows at the spot where El Gusano put his head down to burrow and throws him up into the air. Godzilla shoots a thermonuclear ray at the air borne El Gusano and the attack burst THROUGH El Gusano, killing him. One down one to go. Crustaceous Rex shoots his ink blast at Godzilla. Godzilla sees it coming and shoots a thermonuclear breath at the ink. The ink catches on fire and it heads back along its source towards Crustaceous Rex. Crustaceous Rex sees it coming and dodges the oncoming fire. Godzilla then burrows underground but not too deep because his dorsal spines are showing above the surface. Godzilla then burrows through the concrete as fast as he can. Godzilla's spines reach Crustaceous Rex's belly and he cuts through it, spilling Crustaceous Rex's entrails across the ground. Winner: Godzilla

hmmmmm..... the mWo hasn't been very active so far tonight. In fact, it was the same last night. What are they up to?

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