Hello, and welcome to another addition of WMW, er, mWo, Tuesday Terror! Things have started right away, because it appears that the mWo is going to start things off with a little speech. They are all in "Ring Park", with Mothra in the middle. Moll and Lora, the Elias twins, are on her head with little tiny microphones.

Moll and Lora: Hi! According to a recent legal contract, we are now the owners of WMW! We have taken all the jobs away form Iguanoman, except the announcer’s spot of course, and now we are going to give them away to monsters who are more worthy than that lowly human!

Moll: Gojira, you are the new president! Your job is to run the show any way you please! (Gojira roars in approval)

Lora: Anguirus, you’re the new vice president! You help Gojira with his job! (Anguirus roars in approval)

Moll: Mothra, you’re the new CEO! You handle the legal part of the show. Obviously, we will help you with that. (Mothra roars in approval)

Lora: Cybergodzilla and Chameleon, you’re the heads of the Cartoon department! (Cybergodzilla and the Chameleon roar in approval)

Moll: King Ghidorah, you’re the new head of security! (Ghidorah roars in approval)

Lora: Rodan, being the World Champ, you are da man! You are our flagship! Our system will run on keeping you the Champ! (Rodan roars real load in approval)

Battra: (picks up a microphone) What about me?

Moll and Lora: You’re the new commissioner! Your job is to make the matches! Go ahead; start now if you like! The show’s all yours!

Battra: Good. To start off, I want every match to be fair. I don’t want any corruption to befall this company! So, for any match of my choosing, there will be a special referee! For the Cartoon titles, Cybergodzilla and The Chameleon have a shot, and Mothra will be the special referee! Gojira, you know the GTS Godzilla pretty well, so you will be the referee for his matches! Speaking of which, Rodan will be the referee for the Tag team belt match. The contenders will be a couple of monsters who stuck their horns where they don’t belong, Dagahra and Desghidorah! I hope you don’t mind, Ghidorah.

Ghidorah: Not at all. I never like Desghidorah, but I don’t feel like fighting him. I figure Gojira and Anguirus can beat him up a little better anyways. So, who do I got?

Battra: You got Megalon!

Ghidorah: Good, I always hated that bug, and he should make a nice easy match for me to!

Battra: Anguirus will be the special referee for that match, and as for the World title, well, Gamera kind of "helped" us out last week, so he deserves a title shot.

Rodan: Wait just a second there! I’m the champ, and I don’t have to go after Gamera if I don’t feel like it!

Battra: Don’t worry, it will be a handicap match with Mothra as your partner and I will be the special referee!

Rodan: Well, in that case, sure!

Battra: Wow, I got a great show here tonight! You pathetic humans are in for a treat, so you better enjoy it! I have spoken!

Iguanoman: And with that, the mWo disperses. Well, they run the show now, even though I don’t like the idea. At least I’m still here, kind of. Well, I don’t know what other things they have in store for us, so we better get started! Here’s Electric Oreo with the first four matches!

Robot Wars

       VS      
Jet Jaguar                                      Robo-Yeti

Jet Jaguar performs a series of complex flips and lands behind Robo Yeti, before he could pull of an attack, Robo Yet grabs Jet Jaguar with his arm and slams him over his shoulder in an osatakari judo throw ( A lot like a snap mare wrestling technique). Robo Yeti walks up to Jet Jaguar, but Jet Jaguar grabs Robo Yeti and performs the exact same through. Instead of performing the throw again when Jet Jaguar comes up to him again, Robo Yeti rolls backwards and rams his foot into Jet Jaguar's chest. Jet Jaguar flies backwards into a skyscraper but as soon as the rubble and dust settles he is immediately back on his feet again. Robo Yeti jumps into the air and shoots missile after missile at Jet Jaguar. Through yet another series of complex Karate flips, Jet Jaguar evades the attack. Robo Yeti falls to the ground and Jet Jaguar kicks Robo Yeti just below his knee, knocking him off balance. Jet Jaguar round house spins around for a roundhouse kick but Robo Yeti catches the foot before it impacts his head and twists the leg so that Jet Jaguar is knocked off his feet and falls spinning to the floor. Jet Jaguar gets up and performs a series of kicks and punches into the air to keep Robo Yeti at bay. And Robo Yeti is just that: kept at bay. But he extends his arms and his shock cables burst out of his wrists and Robo Yeti twirls his arms in a series of complex actions and at the end of the series, entwines Jet Jaguar in a complex series of cables. Jet Jaguar tries to break free but can't. Robo Yeti charges and sends thousands of volts of electricity through the cables and electrocutes Jet Jaguar. Robo Yeti stops the electrocution and Jet Jaguar falls to the ground. Robo Yeti comes over and pins Jet Jaguar. 1...2... and Jet Jaguar shrinks himself down to human size and Robo Yeti, thinking Jet Jaguar got away, gets off of Jet Jaguar, stopping the pin! Robo Yeti looks around but doesn't see any trace of Jet Jaguar. Jet Jaguar (human size) runs up and grabs Robo Yeti's toe and raises his size back up to 50 meters. This knocks Robo Yeti to the ground. Jet Jaguar walks over to Robo Yeti's jaws, opens them up, shrinks back to human size and enters Robo Yeti! Jet Jaguar (still human size) grabs the nearest wire he sees and rips it off. He grabs another wire and rips it off. He's not electrocuted though because the wires are rubber coated. He takes the wires and and shoves them into the metal hull of Robo Yeti. The electricity travels throughout Robo Yeti's metal hull. Jet Jaguar sits back and waits for all the circuits to crack, snapple, and pop. But Robo Yeti's surge protectors absorb the blast. Jet Jaguar has had enough of the subtle way and begins to grow. He's going to blow Robo Yeti up from the inside! Jet Jaguar grows, but the two wires that he exposed earlier hit HIS metal body. He survived the blast when he was large because the amount of electricity wasn't as proportionately as large. But now, in proportion, Jet Jaguar is getting zapped with one million volts of electricity!! The current shorts out all of Jet Jaguars systems within in seconds and Jet Jaguar dies, giving the match to Robo Yeti.

Mechanical Godzilla vs. Godzilla from Space!

       VS      
UN Mechagodzilla                       Spacegodzilla

UN Mechagodzilla and Spacegodzilla at each other and collide together. The two monsters grapple with each other for a while and Spacegodzilla telekinetically picks Mechagodzilla up with his mind and holds him up in the air in front of him with Mechagodzilla facing away. Spacegodzilla steps back a bit and launches a corona beam at Mechagodzilla. But the beam is simply absorbed by Mechagodzilla's diamond plating. Spacegodzilla, now knowing that his beam is unaffective, runs up to the still air-suspended Mechagodzilla and shoves his shoulder spike into Mechagodzilla's back. But Mechagodzilla's armor plating is so strong that the spike just bounces off. Spacegodzilla finally gives up on trying to injure Mechagodzilla and telekinetically pins him to the ground and then comes over and physically pins him. 1...2... and Mechagodzilla shoots out a plasma grenade from the energy absorbed from Spacegodzilla's corona beam and blows Spacegodzilla off of him. With Spacegodzilla still being propelled into the air, Mechagodzilla gets up and shoots eye and megabuster beams at Spacegodzilla. Spacegodzilla tries to turn away but he is pelted again and again with beams. Mechagodzilla shoots another megabuster ray and shatters one of Spacegodzilla's shoulder crystals. Finally Spacegodzilla falls to the ground. He tries to get up but his power is weakened with the loss of one of his crystals. Mechagodzilla extends his arms and his shock anchor cables land themselves into the haunch area of Spacegodzilla and begins to zap his sacral brain (Spacegodzilla should have a sacral brain too since he was made from Gojira cells). After a minute of zapping, the brain is destroyed and Spacegodzilla is dead

Cartoon Tag Team Belts
Mothra Special Referee

       VS      
Komodothrax and GTS Nessie                                  Cybergodzilla and The Chameleon

And now for the first match with an MWO guest referee: Komodothrax & Nessie v.s. Cyber-Godzilla & Chameleon with Mothra as guest referee. The two teams enter fight island and move to the park, and Mothra comes down with a black and white striped referee shirt on!

Mothra: What are you all looking at? Why do think the MWO was silent for the last few weeks? We were making these shirts!!! It's not exaclty like we can buy these shirts anywhere. We had to make and measure them ourselves and..........never mind...........

Electricoreo: Uh-huh.......well on to the fight.

Komodothrax charges at Chameleon and blasts a thermonuclear breath at him. The blast simply bounces off of Chameleon's heat resistant hide and Nessie coils herself around Cyber-Godzilla and begins to squeeze. But Chameleon comes over and rips Nessie off of Cyber-Godzilla. He bites down onto Nessie and begins to thrash her around like a dog with a squirrel. Komodothrax comes up from behind and knocks Chameleon to the ground and pins him. But there is no counting. Mothra is refusing to pin! Komodothrax goes up to smash Mothra's face in, but Mothra spreads her wings and unleashes paralysis powder on Komodothrax. Nessie comes up to help her partner, but Cyber-Godzilla shoots his energy cannons and knocks Nessie to the ground unconscious. Cyber-Godzilla pins Nessie and Mothra counts 1..2..3. so fast she just counted 3... Now Chameleon walks over and rolls the paralyzed Komodothrax over onto her back and he puts a single finger on her and Mothra pins the 3 count again equally as fast as the first time.

Thanks to Mothra's interference, the MWO has the tag titles again. And I'm still work for those twin Barbie Dolls

Moll and Lora: SHUT UP. YOU GET A PAY CUT NOW!!!!

Electricoreo: DOH!!

Moll and Lora: WE SAID SHUT UP!!!!

and Moll and Lora toss a trash can at Electricoreo's head

Cartoon World Belts
Gojira Special Referee

       VS      
GTS Godzilla                          Techno-Sentient

This is Godzilla's first fight after fighting Gojira for control of WMW. Much to all of our dismay GAMERA had to mess things up and now I'm forced to have some aspirin bottles on me to ease the headaches from all the trashcans that are flying around. Well onto the fight.

Godzilla charges at Techno Sentient and Techno Sentient extends his tentacles forward and grabs Godzilla by the tail and pulls Godzilla above himself. Godzilla turns his head in the direction of the tentacle and shoots a thermonuclear breath at the appendage. The attack slices off the tentacle and Godzilla falls to the ground.

Gojira: No thermonuclear breath

Godzilla: Fine.

Godzilla gets off the ground and begins burrowing. But before he can go anywhere, Gojira grabs into the freshly created hole and grabs Godzilla by the tail and brings him out of the hole.

Gojira: NO BURROWING

Godzilla: Since when

Gojira: Since now you silly iguana.

Godzilla turns around to turn his attention back on Techno Sentient and "accidentally" whacks Gojira with his tail in the process. Techno Sentient brings out his make-shift flame-thrower and shoots a stream of fire at Godzilla. But Godzilla dodges the stream and the fire heads directly for Gojira. Gojira sees it coming and shoots his own thermonuclear breath to force back the oncoming fire. The heat weapons intersect and Gojira's thermonuclear breath easily cuts through the normal fire of Techno Sentient and actually knocks Techno Sentient into Godzilla's back spikes. Techno Sentient is stuck on Godzilla's back! Godzilla takes advantage of the situation and slowly, but surely climbs to the top of Ouch Tower to jump off it and slam Techno Sentient into the pavement.

Gojira: THAT'S IT GODZILLA. YOUR DISQUALIFIED. TECHNO SENTIENT IS THE WINNER. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU "NO CLIMBING"

Godzilla: WHAT?! You never said that!

Gojira: Yes I did. I said it just now. Hehehe. I'm not going to let you get anything goin' your way for a LOOONG time iguana. You see, even if our little match is considered a tie by some little loophole, but I know and you know AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE KNOWS THAT I WAS WON.

Godzilla: Yeah right! I was winning that fight, you only got one very long lucky hit in.

Gojira: No matter. I've set a deal up with Mothra. I'm going to be refereeing all your fights for a looong time to come. You can pretty much drop any hopes of gaining the Cartoon World Title back any time soon.

Godzilla: We'll just have to see about that

and Godzilla jumps into the ocean and heads back to Monster Island to contemplate on what this recent turn of events will have on his career.

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