VS      
Gojira and Anguirus                                                        King Kong and Gamera

Thanks Electric Oreo, now for my matches! Gojira and Anguirus may be the most dominant tag-team ever, but Gamera and Kong are no pushovers! We have three of the biggest names in the business in one match! And there is also Anguirus, but he's famous in his own right. Well, lets get started!

The bell rings, and Gamera gets on all fours to charge at Gojira and slam into his legs! Kong the runs over and takes Gojira down with a massive clothesline! They then start punching and kicking and biting and slamming Gojira into the dirt! Anguirus runs over to stop them, but Gamera reaches over, flicks Anguirus away, and goes back to smacking Gojira around! He then sends a couple fireballs right into Gojira's face! The fire may not bother them, but impact hurts. Gojira somehow climbs to his feet, only to be spiked back down with a DDT from Kong! Anguirus tries again to stop the beating, but Kong picks him up in a Gorilla Press, and throws him away! Gamera then picks Gojira up, only to tackle him back down! Gojira sends out a nuclear pulse, but Kong and Gamera saw it coming and back away, out of it's range. They run over and start smacking Gojira around again! They seam to be ignoring Anguirus, thinking that Gojira is the only real threat. But what they don't realize is that Anguirus is more powerful then he looks! He turns around, jumps backwards, and slams his spiky back into Kong! He then does it to Gamera! He starts smacking Gamera around with his spiked tail, and then runs over to do a Suanton on Kong! Gamera gets up on his knees, and Anguirus charges towards him! Gamera sends out a trio of fireballs, but they just bounce right off of Anguirus's fire resistant and rather tought as a whole hide! Anguirus lowers his head, gets to Gamera, and drives his horn into Gamera's chin! Anguirus immediately goes back to Kong, and Gojira is back up! He grabs Gamera by his tusks, and drives his face into the ground! Kong Irish Whips Anguirus towards Gojira, but Gojira sees him coming and gives his own partner a reverse "Goji-Plex", slamming Anguirus's spiked back into Gamera's head! Anguirus's back is covered in green blood and gray matter, and Kong doesn't have a partner! Gojira sends out a massive beam of thermonuclear breath, which slams into Kong and sends him into a building! Anguirus stands in front of Gojira, facing him, and he says something inaudible. Gojira then shoots Anguirus with his thermonuclear breath! Anguirus is sent flying back first, and right into Kong! The whole building collapses, and Anguirus pins! 1…2…3… and Gojira and Anguirus are the winners! They are still the champs, and it looks like they could have used a special referee, but they won anyways!

       VS      
Gorgo                                        Queen Alien

The match starts, and the Alien is immediately on the attack, running over to Gorgo and starts to slash her like nuts! Gorgo is in apparent shock, as this spiky thing is now slashing her to pieces! She punches the thing away, and the Alien whips her tail at Gorgo, jabbing the stinger at the end in Gorgo's stomach! Gorgo screams in pain and pulls it out, but the Alien stings her repeatedly! Gorgo grabs the ladder and starts smacking the Alien around, and jabs the ladder sideways onto the Alien's big head! But the Alien sends out her second jaw, strait though the rungs of the a ladder and almost getting Gorgo's face with it! She sends it out a couple more times, and Gorgo decides to back up and slash the Alien with her claws! Green blood sprays out of the Alien, and it covers Gorgo! The acidic blood is eating away at the left side of Gorgo's head! She screams in pain as half of her face is being burnt away! She jabs the ladder into the Alien, and more blood gushes out! She gets her arm up, but the blood burns her arm to! But she goes right back to the attack, smacking the Alien up side the head with the ladder, and bring the burnt pointy end into the Alien's arm! Blood spews strait up in the air, and it hits the belt above! The belt drops to the ground, into a pool of blood, and the belt is disintegrated! There's no more belt to get! What does this mean?

Gojira: (over PA) Gorgo, Alien, I have just signed a new rule! It states that if the belt or whatever it is that you have to get in a ladder match is broken up into pieces smaller than 1/2 a meter in diameter, than the match will result in a tie! The good news, Gorgo, is that title belts can't be won in a tie. The bad news is, you're not the champ either!

Gorgo: (just grabbed microphone) What!?

Gojira: You have showed utter disregard for that belt! You blatantly allowed the belt to be destroyed! Thereby, a few weeks from now there will be a match to decide the new champion, and you're not invited!

Gorgo: What? I never… huh? That wasn't my fault! Gojira, please, I have helped you all those times before…

Gojira: Oh shut up! I never needed your help! I never wanted your help either! And the decision is final! Bye!

Gorgo: Wait! No…, of all the bloody things to happen to me! Fine, whatever, I never wanted that belt to begin with! So, I don’t care and…. AAAIIIIEEEE!!!

Iguanoman: What the hey? The Alien is back up, and she is on the attack again! Gorgo was already beat up big time, and she is being hurt some more! She's probably not used to something penetrating her skin, but the Alien is doing it big time! Finally, the control saucers are here! The try to get the Alien away, but she attacks the Planet X saucers! She stings one with her tail, and it crashes to the ground! She's out of control! Shoot her, shoot her! While Gorgo slips into the ocean and swims away, the saucers finally stop the reign of terror with specially made tranquilizer darts. No Planet-X-ers were harmed in that attack; we decided to go with remote control.

       VS      
King Ghidorah                                   Gigan

These two used to be partners in a dominant tag-team known as "Evil Space". However, things have broken down due to the mWo. Ghidorah sided with them, and Gigan was against them. Now the rivalry has really heated up, and these two really want to go after one another! It's for the Japan title, but I don't think either one really cares!

The bell rings, and the mWo member Ghidorah is standing there all alone. Well, there's a switch, he has to wait for the WMW member! Suddenly, out of the clouds, Gigan swoops in! He tries to tackle Ghidorah, but Ghidorah ducks his two heads! Gigan swoops around again, but he is shot down by Ghidorah's gravity rays! He gets up, and tackles Ghidorah to the ground! He slams his hammer hooks into Ghidorah's heads repeatedly, bouncing them around like a small boxing bag, but he is sent away again by the rays! He sends out his laser, Ghidorah sends out his rays some more, and they just keep blasting each other with authority! Gigan tries to charge at Ghidorah again, but Ghidorah flies off! Gigan revs up his rockets and chases after him! A dogfight starts up, and after a lot of blasting, Ghidorah is sent into "Ouch Tower"! But he gets right back up to chase Gigan, who looks like he is going strait up! They are going up, up, and away! Did they just go into space? Lets go to the satellite cam… yep, they are there and they just flew away from earth! Ok, going to the moon colony cam… well, Ghidorah is in his asteroid and Gigan is in his crystal, and they just flew past the moon at great speeds! It looks like a couple of Planet X saucers launched from the moon flew after them… switching to saucer cam #158… wow, these two are going so fast that even with all that advanced technology, the Planet-X-ers are having a tough time keeping up! Egad, they are headed for Mars! They just landed on the surface of Mars! When the saucers finally catch up, the battle has already raged for a long time! Rays are being sent back and forth, rocks are flying, Gigan is swooping in repeatedly, and the battle is really getting vicious! They fly around the surface of Mars, blasting rocks and each other repeatedly. They eventually wind up on the edge of Valles Marineris, a giant canyon that is over four miles deep in places! Distinctive landmark. Could be because Ghidorah, who is credited for destroying life on Mars, know the place well, or maybe Gigan scouted the place earlier, or maybe it's just luck! But Gigan sure is using it. He latched onto Ghidorah, and used his rockets to send them both tumbling into the canyon! He grabs onto Ghidorah's wing, and uses his chain saw to chop it up into little pieces! He then hacks away at the other wing! He just clipped Ghidorah's wings! Ghidorah can't get out of falling down now! But Gigan can still fly, and he just flew into Ghidorah, slamming him into the canyon wall! He does it again, and this time keeps shoving, scrapping Ghidorah against it while he falls! There is now a trail of gold blood a mile long streaking across the side of the canyon! After a long time (the gravity is week), they finally reach the bottom! Ghidorah slams hard against the ground, and Gigan flies gently onto it. He walks over to the crumpled and broken body, and starts kicking Ghidorah in the stomach repeatedly! Ghidorah starts coughing up blood, and Gigan grabs the right head. He puts his other hook where the neck meets the body, and with one quick slice, chops off Ghidorah's right head! He is about to do the same thing to the left one, but instead he just drops it to the ground, and pins the body. 1…2…3… and, well, I guess Gigan wins! Gigan steps on the neck of the living head, says something, and kicks the head, knocking it unconscious. He flies away, leaving a one headed and barely alive Ghidorah! I'm getting a fuzzy mental meter reading… "See you later". Well, it's probably not accurate, but whatever it is, I think Ghidorah just spared Ghidorah's life for some reason! Looks like this isn't over! I don't think he cares, but he is the new Japan champion.

     VS      
Rodan                                       King Seeser

And now for the main event, the World Title Match! Rodan has to defend it against one of the enemies of the mWo, King Seeser. Rodan appears to be a bit cocky, saying that he didn't need a special referee. Ghidorah probably wanted the last match to be just between him and Gigan, but for this I just think Rodan feels that Seeser is a wimp. Still, he may look goofy, but he isn't that bad. He did beat Battra.

King Seeser stands there on the left side of the park, waiting for Rodan to show up. Rodan comes in at supersonic speeds as usual, but this time Seeser picks up a bus, and throws it at Rodan! Rodan crashes through it, is temporally stunned, and he goes crashing into a building! Not as hard as the last time he crashed, he seemed to a have slowed him self down a bit just in case something like what just happened happened! Rodan crawls back to his feat, but the Seeser jumps on him and starts clawing away! He's about to bite Rodan's neck, but Rodan sends some gusts out, blowing him away! He gusts some more, creating a gap, and he sends out his Uranium Heat Beam! Seeser's eyes capture the beam, and he sends it right back to Rodan! The beam was just one big beam, and he kind of changed it into two smaller beams. What, Rodan did it again! He sent out another beam, and got blasted by his weapon again! He shoots and gets hit over and over and over again! He just doesn't get it, does he? Wait, Seeser is starting to develop a twitch in his eye, and after sending another one back, he starts to rub them. Egad, he's over exerting himself! Finally, he shuts his eyes, but gets smacked in the head by a beam that actually hit! He slowly gets up, and starts to feel around, and he is apparently blinded! He tries to find Rodan by hearing him, but Rodan is to fast and he is already far away. Rodan circles around the island, apparently looking for something. Finally he finds what he was looking for. Seeser may not know what just fell from the sky and slammed into him was, but I do: It's an oil tanker! Rodan sends out his 27 beam today, and a massive fireball claims the life of the guardian. Rodan lands on the top of "Ouch Tower" looks down at the bonfire, and roars in victory!

Well, there goes another edition of Tuesday Terror! Didn't see the mWo interfere to much, perhaps they were busy worrying for when I get back control, which should happen in about 10 seconds! 9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… and I am in control again! Yes, now I can… what the? Oh, hi girls, I see that you’re here to hand me the papers that would get me back into ownership, huh?

Moll: (her and Lora fly on Fairy and onto the desk) Close, we are here to sign the papers to reestablish us as the owners!

Lora: The board didn't vote your way.

Iguanoman: What? How? They always do! Why would they want you as the owners!

Moll: Bribery can be a powerful thing. We told them that we would raise their salaries past minimum wage! You paid because you were cheap!

Lora: Now, can we have our paper's back?

- Iguanoman hands papers back, and Moll and Lora sign every dotted line -

Iguanoman: Thank you very much!

Moll and Lora: No, thank you… what is this? This one wasn't suppose to be there! What is it? Spring Smash… April 22^nd… 9 vs. 9 Battle Game Match… WMW vs. mWo… if the mWo looses they must disband!!!

Iguanoman: Why won't this trap door open? Uh oh.

- Iguanoman is hit over the head with a trashcan raised by the Elias twin's telekinesis -

Moll: So, Lora, what are we going to do about this.

Lora: Being the CEO, Mothra can add another stipulation.

Moll: What stipulation?

Lora: If the mWo wins, then we will own WMW forever!

Moll: Good idea! Let's go tell Mothra!

Lora: Ok!

- Moll and Lora leave announcer building -

Iguanoman: Ouch, my head! Well, this plan might backfire but it's my best hope! I'm getting tired of this whole mWo thing, I want it to stop! I have had enough! Well, hopefully it will end at Spring Smash! Until then, I'm tacking a vacation (probably an unpaid vacation with those twits running things). But, Electric Oreo said he wants to go on, so there will be a shortened show for the next two weeks. Well, until next time, good night!

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