Finnaly I can welcome you to an edition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Well, actualy, it's Wednesday now. We kind of had a little computer problem here. The Planet-X computer experts said that the computers would never fail, but, um, they did. We figure it might have somthing to do with the mWo's recent controling. Well, finaly, here it is! Here's Electric Oreo with the first, last, and only four matches this week!

Battle of the Invincibles

       VS      
Hedorah                                      Destoroyah

The bell rings and Hedorah begins by lobbing acid balls at Destroyah. Destroyah dodges the first few but the last one impacts her wing and she the smell of roasting flesh fills the air. Destroyah takes one look at her scorching wing and looks at Hedorah with complete malice and slices through Hedorah with her laser horn. The hot edge of the it slices through the slimy goo of Hedorah and comes out the other side.....doing absolutely no damage. I guess even that laser horn can't damage Hedorah. Destroyah roars in frustration and shoots a micro-oxygen ray at Hedorah. This attack actually works as the oxygen in the affected area of Hedorah is dissolved. No oxygen means no water. And no water means no sludge. Hedorah looks down at a large gaping hole going through his body. He transforms into his flying form and turns around heading away from Destroyah. Destroyah flies after him but begins choking on the toxic gas left behind from Hedorah's smog engines. Destroyah breaks up into the crab destroyahs to avoid having her lungs being dissolved and the giant red-crabs fan out and look for the flying sludge ball. Suddenly, Hedorah comes from around Ouch Tower and flies right over a Crab Destroyah. Its lungs dissolve and its body collapses to the ground and begins to dissolve away. Seeing one of their colleagues turn to dust, the rest of the Crab Destroyahs rush onto Hedorah and drag him to the ground and stick his smog engines in the ground. Each Crab Destroyah then shoots their micro-oxygen ray at a different spot on Hedorah. Tons of sludge turn to dust and Hedorah grows back up to his final stage. But this time, Hedorah is only a half the size of his normal 60 meters. The Crab Destroyahs destroyed half of Hedorah already! The Crab Destroyahs form up and become adult Destroyah. Destroyah looks down on Hedorah, picks him up and throws him into the bay. Well that's odd, now Hedorah is fully hydrated again. Destroyah flies into the bay also and de-evolves back into the Crab Destroyahs and then de-evolves again back into millions of Micro-Destroyahs (The kind that destroyed those fish in the aquarium). Like a red tide, the millions of Micro-Destroyahs swarm over the unsuspecting Hedorah begin to dissolve all of the oxygen in Hedorah. The Micro-Destroyahs permeate every crevice of Hedorah an turn Hedorah to dust and kills off the giant sludge ball, making Destroyah the winner.

King of Kongs vs. Cybernetic Godzilla

       VS      
King Kong                              Cybergodzilla

The bell rings and Kong begins beating is arms against his chest in challenge. Cyber-Godzilla simply tweaks his head a little and shoots a thermonuclear breath at Kong. Kong absorbs some of the blast through his large arm muscles, but the heat and the rest of the momentum behind it flings him back against a skyscraper. Cyber-Godzilla jumps and stomps Kong to the ground and pins him with his feet. 1..2.. and Kong grabs Cyber-Godzilla's legs, quickly spins around and flings him into the skyscraper. The colossal structure crumbles to the ground and Cyber-Godzilla is buried underneath tons of rubble. Kong pulls Cyber-Godzilla out by his tail, but Cyber-Godzilla quickly lashes out with his mechanical arm and rakes the Kong's face. Three bloody marks are etched into Kong's face and Kong roars in pain and grabs his face, dropping Cyber-Godzilla to the ground. Cyber-Godzilla gets up and tail whips Kong back a few steps. Kong begins punching in all directions,( while still clutching his face in one hand) and hits Cyber-Godzilla right in the jaw. Cyber-Godzilla is launches a few feet into the air and slams down hard into the pavement. King Kong lets go of his face and puts Cyber-Godzilla in a figure-4 leg lock. Cyber-Godzilla writhes in agony and raises his head to get a direct line of sight with Kong and shoots another thermonuclear breath at Kong. This one hits Kong directly in his face and the searing heat alone makes Kong break the hold. Cyber-Godzilla gets up runs at Kong. Kong can't react in time and at the last moment, Cyber-Godzilla jumps into the air, flips forward and rams his spikes right into Kong's chest. Blood vessels are ripped and torn and tons of gallons of blood gush forth from the freshly opened wounds. Kong looses too much blood, and with Cyber-Godzilla still stuck on him falls to the ground unconscious with Cyber-Godzilla on top. 1..2..3 and Cyber-Godzilla is the winner.

Cartoon Tag Team Belts

       VS      
GTS Godzilla and Robo-Yeti                            King Cobra and Giant African Bat

The Giant African Bat flies at top speed to Robo Yeti, but Godzilla shoots a thermonuclear breath and it completely envelopes The Giant African Bat's body and lights him on fire! The Giant African Bat flies around in agony, and Robo Yeti, being the compassionate creature that he, takes The Giant African Bat out of the air and rips its head off to end it's misery. That's one of the only mercy killings I've ever seen. Savor the moment. It won't happen often. Now its a two on one. King Cobra spits venom into the eyes of Godzilla and slithers behind a skyscraper. Godzilla begins running around blindly and goes around the same corner (pure coincidence) and right into the waiting coils of King Cobra. King Cobra begins to squeeze the air out of Godzilla's lungs but Robo Yeti comes to the rescue and using his shock cables pulls King Cobra off of Godzilla. Godzilla gets up and Robo Yeti dissolves the venom out of Godzilla's eyes with his anti-venom spray. Suddenly, King Cobra comes up from behind and below and coil around Robo Yeti and begins to squeeze harder than he's ever squeezed before. and rips the metal plating right off of Robo Yeti and the head of the simian robot also falls off the shoulders. Godzilla (who is now able to see thanks to Robo Yeti) shoots a thermonuclear breath at King Cobra, sending him back into a skyscraper. Godzilla charges at King Cobra and then tackles him through the skyscraper and to the ground. Godzilla then puts his foot down on the jugular of King Cobra and pushes harder and harder until King Cobra blacks out from lack of oxygen. Then Godzilla pins him 1..2..3

Cartoon World Belts
Anguirus Special Referee

       VS      
The Chameleon                          Komodothrax

Anguirus: All right. I want a good clean fight. No decapitations thought. That's my only rule.

Komodothrax and Chameleon: fine.

Anguirus: All right then. Oh an by the way, Komodothrax, unlike Gojira I'll let you attack in this fight. Now lets GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!

Komodothrax shoots a thermonuclear breath at Chameleon, but it is simply deflected by Chameleon's genetically engineered skin. Chameleon charges with his head low to the ground and picks Komodothrax up in his jaws and chomps Komodothrax in two, killing her.

Well that was fast. Anguirus didn't even need to get involved for this fight at all.

Well, next week Iguanoman will be back from his vacation and we'll be back to our normal 8 match set up.

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