VS      
Gorgo and The Behemoth                                                 Ebirah and Giant Condor

As always, it’s my turn now! Gorgo and the Behemoth, the two main members of the only remaining faction, Team Britain, won the tag-team belts last week. Now they must defend it! Unfortunately, their opponents are Ebirah and the Giant Condor! They are apparently good friends with Battra, because these two loosers have a title shot! You never know, the "Red Bamboo" just might win (yeah, right)!

The match starts, and the Giant Condor takes to the air! He is immediately shot down in flames by the Behemoth’s nuclear waves! Um, the flying turkey has been roasted already! Ebirah isn’t fairing much better. He charged Gorgo, and got his big claw ripped off! He tries to stab Gorgo with his other claw, but it just bounces off her armored skin! Gorgo lifts Ebirah up and chucks him into the ocean! The Behemoth then sends out more nuclear waves, heating up the water around Ebirah! Ebirah is being boiled alive! When Ebirah is bright red and looks tasty, Gorgo and the Behemoth win this thing already! That was quick! Well they are still the tag-team champions, and I am now hungry for lobster.

       VS      
Frankenstein                              Giant Octopus

Like Baragon, Frankenstein knows the giant octopus well. One of these things is rumored to be the cause of one of his many brutal deaths. Actually, it’s not really a death if their heart is still alive! Frankenstein has the chance here to get revenge on a species that has given him and his brothers, the Gargantuas, a bit of trouble.

The match starts, and Frankenstein runs right towards the Giant Octopus! However, he is now trapped in a pile of tentacles! Frankenstein desperately tries to get away! He seams to be strong enough to pull himself off of the strong suckers, but the Octopus just sprayed him in the face with ink! As Frankenstein tries to see again, the Octopus pulls him in and bites down on his leg its beak! Frankenstein rips away, and is left with a big gash in his leg! He runs away, apparently in no pain, and he rips a piece of pavement out of the road, and chucks it at the Octopus, who doesn’t seem to feel pain either! The Octopus gets on top of Frankenstein again, but he grabs onto a couple of tentacles, starts swinging, and throws the Octopus to the far side of the park! He then grabs a bunch of trees, makes a pile out of a few of them, rips the branches off of the two left, and starts rubbing them together? Is he? No way! That’s impossible! He just started a fire by rubbing to sticks together! I knew he was strong, but yeesh, how can somebody rub sticks together fast enough for them to catch on fire?! Well, anyways, the monster that is supposed to fear fire starts waving a flaming tree at something that truly does! The Octopus roars in pain as the flaming tree comes near, and he backs away quickly! He keeps backing up more and more until he is right on top of a gas station! You can pretty much guess what happens next. Frankenstein throws the fire onto the gas tanks, and the Octopus goes up in a huge fireball! It flies up in the air, lands on its head, and is burnt to a crisp! Frankenstein looks like he is going for the pin! 1…2… huh? He stopped the count? Wait. He just jabbed his had into the octopus and ripped out his brain! Looks like Franky prefers to kill his opponents! Well, he is still the US Champion! I just checked the Japanese broadcast of the show. Nope, no alternate ending.

       VS      
Gojira                                            Barugon

We now take you back to Administration Island, to the cave that holds the cell that the GTS Godzilla is held in. Cybergodzilla and Zigra are standing watch.

Cybergodzilla: Zigra, I have to go now, I'm needed for stage seven of the plan. You stay here and watch him! Don't screw up this time!

Zigra: Zigra never screw up!

(Cybergodzilla leaves, Zigra stands by the cell, GTS Godzilla looks like he is thinking of something)

GTS Godzilla: All right, that does it! Let me out! LET ME OUT! (starts banging on space titanium bars) LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!

Zigra: Not again!

Zigra goes over to Godzilla, and sends out his paralyzing beam! But Godzilla whips out a mirror (it's a nice fully furnished cell, for some reason), and the beam is sent back at Zigra! Zigra falls to the ground! Godzilla reaches out, grabs the keys from Zigra, and escapes! He runs off the island and swims away! Well, he escaped, again. Anyways, onto the next, and final match. Don't know why there is a blank spot at the end, but there is. So, I guess this is our main event! Gojira has a win streak like no other, and Barugon is one of the strongest and toughest monster ever to fight Gamera! Get ready for the main event, the final match, the best saved for last! Get ready. Are you ready? LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!!!

Barugon starts by jumping onto Gojira! After tackling Gojira down, he starts tail-whipping him in the head! Gojira gets back up, but Barugon unleashes his freezing breath! Gojira is covered in a frosty mist! Gojira tries to move, but he can only go slowly, until another mist spray leaves him frozen solid! I think he is hibernation, like what happened at the end if the documentary "Son of Godzilla"! Barugon knocks Gojira down, and pins! 1…2… nope, Gojira sent out a nuclear pulse! Barugon is sent flying off of him, and the freezing snow stuff is melted away! Gojira gets back up, and blasts Barugon with his thermonuclear breath! Barugon is sent flying backwards and into a building! Amazingly, he gets back up, and sends out a rainbow! The red, yellow, orange, green, blue, indigo, and violet beam makes an arch in the air and hits Gojira! The fire monster doesn't seem to be effected by the heat beam! He walks over to Barugon, being blasted all the way, and slams his fist into Barugon! Barugon stops the beam, and tries to stab Gojira with his horn, but Gojira picks him up by his head and slams him into the ground! Gojira then picks him up to do a "Goji-Plex" right onto the pavement! Gojira shoots another thermonuclear breath blast at Barugon at point-blank range! Gojira flips over and pins the severely injured Barugon, who is bleeding purple blood profusely! 1…2…3… and Gojira is the winner! He is still the Japan champion!

Well, now there goes another epi… darn, not again. Ok, we now take you to Infant Island. Mothra is laying in her cave, and GTS Godzilla runs in!

GTS Godzilla: (breathing heavily) Mothra… Battra… he… is…

Mothra: Yeah, I know!

GTS Godzilla: Huh? Well, we need to…

Mothra: Go back to Fight Island and stop him? Ok!

(Mothra gets up and flies away, Moll, Lora, and Fairy follow)

GTS Godzilla: How did she know already? I though I was the only one who… whatever.

(GTS Godzilla hops in ocean and swims away)

Well, that is odd… I am sent another transmission? It's from Monster Island! An aerial view is showing all the monsters on the island! They are standing just standing there on the beach! They are just staring at the water, doing nothing! AAAAAHHHH!!! They've all been turned into zombies! Even Gojira, who apparently just got back. What is going on?! Wait, Battra is on the Fight Island in front of me. He is holding a microphone, and Cybergodzilla and the Chameleon are standing there next to him!

Battra: All you pathetic humans are probably wondering what has been going on for the past few weeks! Well, it's been going on for months, even before I started the mWo! You stupid humans have trashed the earth! You destroy forests, pollute the air, kill off plant and animal species, forget to recycle your drink cans, and basically mess up the great earth! Mother Nature is mad, and I was sent to get revenge! But, a couple of jerks known as Gojira and Mosura got in my way! The monsters of earth do not understand that I am here to destroy the humans to give them a true paradise! I want a great world where monsters can roam freely, without stupid humans getting in the way! Ironically, most monsters don't see my vision of a new, better, human-free world. I created the mWo to stop them, but that didn't work! So, me, Zigra, and Cybergodzilla combined our knowledge to create a better mind control device then you humans ever could! Now I can control any monster I want to! I realized that Mosura would get in the way, so I killed her off. Unfortunately, somehow she came back from the dead! But, if she is to ever bother me, she will meet an army of monsters that are at my command! Mosura, there will be no hope for the humans that you love so much! Resistance is futile! Humans of earth, prepare to die! I will become the new ruler of planet earth, and there is nobody to stop me! HA HA HA HA HA!

(Zigra hops out of the ocean and waddles towards Battra)

Zigra: Battera, we have a problem!

Battra: What?!

Suddenly, Mothra appears on the horizon, flying towards Fight Island and great speeds!

Battra: Ugh, it's Mosura!

Cybergodzilla: Good, we can beat her up now!

Battra: No! You guys stand back! This is between her and me! I must face her, alone.

Cybergodzilla, Chameleon, and Zigra: Huh?!

Battra: But if she ever gets the upper claw, go right ahead.

Cybergodzilla, Chameleon, and Zigra: Oh.

And it like we have an impromptu match!

     VS      
Battra                                       Mothra

Mothra flies in low, strait for Battra! Battra flies up, and heads strait for Mothra! They both charge their wings up, and they collide with a double wing tackle! Battra flies back up, and starts shooting prism beams at Mothra! Mothra retaliates with her tri-forehead beams! They start dog fighting (but fighting!) all over the island, sometimes blasting each other, sometimes destroying buildings! Mothra flies over Battra, and releases her powder! Massive green lighting bolts shoot from her wings, but Battra blows the powder at Mothra with a wing gust, and shoots purple lighting bolts at her! They stop shooting at each other for a while, but that's so they can position themselves to shoot some more! Beams are flying everywhere, but the rest of Battra's gang just looks on.

Cybergodzilla: Looks like a pretty even fight. Do you think we should even the odds? Chameleon? Zigra? Hello?

Cybergodzilla turns around to see the GTS Godzilla. He is holding a dead Zigra in one hand, and the Chameleon in the other! He lifts Zigra up like a sword, and points him at Cybergodzilla!

GTS Godzilla: So, old man, ready to fight?

Wait, Guiron just jumped out of the water and landed behind Cybergodzilla! He rears up!

Guiron: Heh… heh… heh! You can't control me! Heh… heh… heh! I don't like you Cyberhead, I think I kill you! Heh… heh… heh!

Now how is Guiron immune to the mind control? Either he built up a resistance through his years as a controlled watchdog, or he is just to dumb… um, anyways… Guiron's going to bring the knife down to slow down another feud! Wait, Cybergodzilla brings his tail around and slams it into Guiron's head! Guiron is knocked unconscious! He then picks Guiron up and wields him like an ax! He swings Guiron around and clashes the blade into Zigra's blade! We have a sword fight start up! Metal clangs and sparks fly as these two monsters try to slice each other up! They are mainly missing or getting blocked, but one hit is all it takes! Godzilla slashes at Cybergodzilla's feet, but Cybergodzilla jumps over the sharp Zigra head! He then brings Guiron down, nearly chopping off Godzilla's tail! They keep going at it, and then for some reason Godzilla climbs up a nearby row of buildings with Zigra placed in the slot in his back spikes! Cybergodzilla does the same, and they climb to the top! Meanwhile, Mothra seems to be winning! She does a wing tackle into Battra, sending him tumbling into a building! Battra is right back up, but he still appears to be weakened! He flies up towards Mothra, but a massive thorax beam sends him all the way to the ground! He lands with a "thud", and Mothra flies down on top of him! Um, Mothra is right on the topside of Battra, and um, never mind. I think the interesting position is so that Mothra can connect their antennae without the risk of being blasted by beams or bolts. Both of their antennae glow, and I think they are talking or something. And they just so happened to land right next to the microphone!

Battra: Get… out… of… my head!

Mothra: Where is it? Battra, you got to clean up in here!

Battra: Stop… going through… my brain!

Mothra: Ah, here it is! Iguanoman, go to www.batraworld.com right now!

Iguanoman: Um, ok! *typity-type*

Mothra: Enter in the password "BMG1992"!

Iguanoman: Let's see here… *typity-type*… hey, what's this giant abort button do?

Mothra: PRESS IT!

Iguanoman: *click* Well that was just too easy… the plan has been aborted! What, another transmission? Let's see here… its Monster Island again! All the monster are moving again! They are wondering where they are! They start to argue! They start to fight! Cool, we got a giant battle royal over at Monster Island! And Baragon just accidentally tripped over the only camera on the island! Darn! Well, back to the two matches here I guess. Cybergodzilla is still clashing with Godzilla!

Cybergodzilla: Darn! I told Battra that the stupid plan wouldn't work!

GTS Godzilla: Cool, earth is saved! Ouch!

Cybergodzilla: How many times have I told you not to let your guard down!

Cybergodzilla jabs Guiron into Godzilla's side, and Godzilla drops Zigra off of the building! Godzilla simply responds by ripping off Cybergodzilla's mechanical arm and throwing it and Guiron off of the building! Guiron lands on his pointy-head, and seems to have woke up. He starts to try to get up.

Cybergodzilla: Why does this stupid arm keep falling off?

Godzilla charges at Cybergodzilla, thinking that he'll make the same mistake twice. But Cybergodzilla kicks Godzilla in the stomach, sending him off the building! Godzilla grabs on to the edge of the building, and is just hanging there!

Cybergodzilla: How stupid do you think I am? I think I'll kick you off. The fall won't kill you, but while you are down there hurting, I will blast you with these nifty things they attached onto me! Good bye son, I've had enough of you!

Cybergodzilla extends his foot to knock Godzilla's hand off of the edge, but Godzilla reaches up, grabs Cybergodzilla's leg, and they both go tumbling off of the building! Godzilla lands hard on the ground, but Cybergodzilla faired much worse. He landed right on top of Guiron's head! Guiron looks up, and sees that he has an impaled Cybergodzilla stuck on his knife!

Guiron: Heh… heh… heh… cool.

Godzilla looks really hurt, but he should be ok. Battra on the other hand, looks a little worse for wear. Mothra is above him, and she make a giant fiery symbol in the air! And those annoying Mothra twins are singing! They place some sort of object onto the fallen Battra! The symbol Mothra made drops down, and onto Battra! And Battra is… shrinking? In a bright flash, Battra is no longer a giant monster! He is just a little moth in a bug box!

Battra: Hey, get me out of here you looser!

He he, hilarious! Nice irony there Mothra!

Mothra: Thank you!

Telepathy is a nifty thing. Well, Mothra flies away knowing that she saved the world again! Godzilla does the same. Well, um, he swims away instead. Gee, that was a close one. I would have gotten into a major legal battle if Battra and the rest were to head for Tokyo or something! Hey, I just thought of something! Was that really a match? It was?! So an impromptu match counts!? As long as I said it was before it was underway?! Well, I kind of did do that. Wait, that means Mothra will be counted out! Mothra has been counted out, she lost! Even though Battra won, he has a little short right now! Well, anyways, there goes an interesting edition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Hope you enjoyed! See you next time! For Electric Oreo, I am Iguanoman saying good bye, and good night!

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