Episode #3
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or the simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Welcome to another edition of WMW Tuesday Terror! This is Godzilla Tower's own monster wrestling, which is destined to be the greatest. The writers have just gotten started, and the will get better every episode they write. So, here goes the next episode in the WMW chronicles:
Starter Match
Originals vs. Rip-Offs
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Giant Tarantula and Deadly Mantis Aspiga and Gimantis
Toho is notorious for making monsters based on other monsters that were previously done. Maybe it's intentional, maybe it's not. One particular movie, Son of Godzilla, had a large selection of rip-offs, most notably a giant spider and a giant mantis.
The match started, and the tarantula immediately goes for Gimantis, and DM (Deadly Mantis) goes for Aspiga. DM starts hacking away at the big spider with his claws, slicing off a few legs! He's lucky he has eight of them! Wow, the tarantula is quick! He used his agility to confuse the Gimantis and knock it over. He starts pumping in the paralyzing venom with his fangs. Aspiga retaliates to DM's hacking with an extended blast of webbing. DM is completely covered in it and can't move his claws! He's wrapped up like a Christmas present! Aspiga puts a leg on him, and pins. The tarantula also pins his victim. 1…2…3… both mantises are out! The tarantula turns around, and starts flicking sharp back hairs at Aspiga! He then runs over to the other spider, and hops on his back. He starts injecting venom, but Aspiga rolls around and knocks the tarantula off. The tarantula goes back onto the attack, and injects enough poison to paralyze the Kaiju. He heads for the face, ready to strike the fatal blow, but suddenly, a sharp stick pops out of Aspiga's mouth and into the tarantula's head! The giant tarantula is dead, and the rip-offs win!
WMW Tag Team Belts
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Mecha-King Ghidora and Gigan Biollante and Spacegodzilla
Next, we have a match between the current tag-team champions, "Evil Space", and the unlikely duo of Biolante and Spacegodzilla, the "G-Mutants". Ghidorah starts by blasting them both with gravity rays, but a crystal shield deflects them. Spacegodzilla then forms some more crystals, covering the park. Ghidorah and Gigan take flight. Gigan shoots a laser, and it hits Spacegodzilla's left crystal, but it bounces around in it and shoots back at Gigan! Gigan drops to the ground. Ghidorah clamps the "Godzilla Grips" on to Biollante, but he can't lift the heavy plant! Spacegodzilla shoot a corona beam at Ghidora, knocking him away, and then shoots one at Gigan. Gigan retaliates by going to the other monster, and starts hacking at Biollante, weed whacking plant everywhere. Spacegodzilla and Ghidorah exchange beams, and Biollante picks up Gigan with her mouth, and throws him into Ghidorah! She then wraps both Kaiju with tendrils holding them in place. Spacegodzilla then holds his head, as if concentrating. Ghidora blasts at Spacegodzilla, but it hits a wall of tendrils instead. Gigan and Ghidora then start to shake spazmaticly, as if their bodies are being shocked by something. The shake more and more and sparks start shooting out of their mechanical parts! They start to smoke, then stop shaking, and fall to the ground. Oh, I know what happened! Spacegodzilla natural wrecks havoc on most mechanical objects, but not high tech robotic parts. However, if he concentrates, he can direct the power at something, with more energized results. Ghidora and Gigan's mechanics are knocked out, and a bunch of tendrils cover them. 1…2…3… "G-Mutants" win, and are the new WMW Tag-Team Champions! Interesting fact: they never moved from their starting positions throughout the entire match! They may be slow and stiff, but they sure are powerful!
WMW American Monster Belt
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Gorgo T-Rexx
Well, Gorgo is the current United States Champion, even though she calls the belt the United Kingdom Belt. She even scratched in Kingdom on the belt! You see, our belts are made out of solid space titanium, but they are coated in gold, which is common on Planet X. She scratched the gold leaf, and screwed up the prestigious belt! Hopefully, T-Rexx, the representative off all those movies featuring meat-eating dinosaurs, will rip the title away. If you ever seen Jurassic Park, you will know that he is capable!
T-Rexx charges at Gorgo, and clamps down on her arm with the massive head of his. He then starts shaking it around like a dog with a snake! He ripped a big chunk of flesh off of the screaming Gorgo's arm, and then he clamps down on her left side! He bites and rips and bites and rips, and basically just shred Gorgo's outer flesh up in a grotesque display of blood and violence! Man, this thing is vicious! He then bites onto Gorgo's tail, but Gorgo, the resilient Gorgo, shakes her tail opposite of T-Rexx's shaking, and slams him into a building! T-Rexx roars and charges, but Gorgo tips him, grabs his legs, ties them up with her hands, and clamps down on his neck! Darn, it's the Union Jack again, only this time with legs instead of the arms. T-Rexx finds a use for his useless arms, and taps out. Gorgo, as bloody as she may be (punning intended), is still the US Champion. OK, that does it, bring Kong back her, he deserves a rematch. I don't care if she has proven herself; Kong deserves a rematch! He's the uncrowned champion! I don't care, I want a rematch!
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
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Gamera Gorosaurus
Gamera starts by blasting a fireball, and hits Gorosaurus strait on! Gorosaurus is rocked back, but uses the momentum to bounce off of a building with his legs, and kangaroo-kicks Gamera in the head! He then head-butts Gamera, and bites on his right hand. Gamera jabs Gorosaurus with an elbow spike, knocking him away. Gorosaurus charges for another kangaroo-kick, but Gamera steps aside, and Gorosaurus kicks through a building. Gamera blasts him the rest of the way through, and fires up his leg and arm jets. He flies through the air, spinning around like a flaming flying saucer, and smacks Gorosaurus in the head. He then turns around, and does it again, and again, and again. Gorosaurus's previously injured head has been knocked around too much, and he falls over. Gamera hovers over him, retracts the jets, and falls on top of Gorosaurus, cross-body block style. Going for the pin 1…2….3! Gamera is the winner, and still the WMW Japan Champion!
Main Event
WMW World Belt
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Gojira Mothra
Mothra, poor Mothra, she just can't seem to win a title! This here is her last chance to win one on the first wave. Unfortunately, it won't be easy, because the defender is none other than Gojira. However, of all the monsters out there, Mothra has the best chance. She beat Gojira twice before, and she can do it again! However, Gojira has improved significantly since they last met…
Gojira blasts at Mothra with thermonuclear breath, but she dodges. She blasts Gojira with the tri-beams, and then releases her powder. Gojira can't move, and he is blasted by massive green lighting bolts! Mothra then picks up Gojira by his tail, and slams him through a building. She then carries him up high, and out towards the ocean. She drops him from high up, and Gojira splashes down. Mothra then transforms into Aqua-Mothra and dives down to continue the fight! All right, switch to the underwater cameras! Thanks! Gojira is being rocked repeatedly with antenna beams, and he shoots his breath again, but only nicks the swimming bug. Mothra then blasts him with multiple X-beams, and swims behind him. Gojira turns around, and his back is facing the island. Mothra then lets loose a massive abdomen beam, and Gojira is blasted out of the water, through the air, and lands on top of a large 30-story building! Mothra comes out of the water, and transforms back into Rainbow-Mothra. She blasts Gojira with forehead beams, trying to knock him off the building. She the heads back out, turns around, and flies at the now standing Gojira. She is about to tackle him with a charged up wing, but Gojira lets loose the thermonuclear breath, this time hitting Mothra strait on! Mothra is hurt very badly, and flips over in mid -air, falling to the ground back first. Gojira looks at the fallen bug, turns around, and jumps back first off of the building! He falls strait toward Mothra, and ends up jabbing that huge back spike right through her! Mothra is impaled, and Mothra is dead. I guess she won't be getting any titles this time around! The winner, and still the WMW World Champion, Gojira!
Well, that's it for another edition of Tuesday Terror! Writing is one of those things that gets better the more times someone does it, and so these little monster wrestling stories should be getting better and better. WMW has only just begun, and the only direction from here is up. Expect to see a constantly improving web site that will be better each and every weak! This will be fun, and it will only get funner!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer