Episode #4
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Godzilla fans, welcome to another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! If you like giant monsters beating each other up, you've came to the right place! So, let's get the show started!
Starter Match
Original vs. Suedo Re-make
VS
Rhedosaurus Godzilla
The 1998 movie, "Godzilla" has been said to be more of a remake of "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" than of "Godzilla, King of the Monsters". So, we through the monsters from those two movies together. They are both a big lizard, coincidence? I don't think so! Oh yeah, and the winner of this match will become the #1 contender for the U.S. Belt.
The Rhedosaurus goes charging at the also charging Godzilla, but the low to the ground Rhedosaurus plows into Godzilla's legs, knocking him over. It then starts biting at Godzilla, and Godzilla counterattacks. They then starts biting and clawing each other, and the fight ends up looking like a lame old movie featuring a couple of Iguanas with fins taped on their backs! They are really going at it, but the Rhedosaurus backs up, turns around, and starts whipping Godzilla repeatedly with it's tail. But Godzilla knocks the tail away, and smacks the Rhedosaurus with a tail whip of his own. He then rocks the Rhedosaurus with another massive tail whip. He does it one more time, with a lot of power into it. In one lighting quick smack, the Rhedosaurus is right across the face with enough force to nearly knock his head off! That nearly snapped the poor guy's neck, but it did give him one monster of a concussion. Godzilla pins the knocked out dinosaur, and 1…2…3, Godzilla is the winner! Once again, the rip-off side one. It happened on the last starter match too. I guess the original isn't always the best.
WMW Tag Team Belts
VS
Biollante and Spacegodzilla Aspiga and Gimantis
And now for the Tag Team match between the current champions, "G-Mutants", and the winners of yesterday's starter match, the "Toho Bugs". Aspiga starts by spitting webbing at Spacegodzilla, but a crystal shield stops it. Gimantis flies over to and past Biollante, hacking the plant with its claw on the way. Spacegodzilla is nearly finished with his crystal landscaping, and Aspiga has crawled right up to him, but is kicked in the head and flipped over for his troubles. Biollante has gotten a hold on Gimatis with her mouth, and she flings it over to Asipga. She then holds the bugs in place with her tendrils, while Spacegodzilla bombards them with floating crystals. Biollante blasts the bugs with an acidic sap beam, severally hurting the beat up bugs. Spacegodzilla then finishes them off with corona beams, and the two bugs are zapped to death by the beams. The winners by TKO, and still the Tag Team champions, Biollante and Spacegodzilla, the "G-mutants"! You know what? They didn't move again. They don't need to move apparently.
WMW American Monster Belt
VS
Gorgo King Kong
On the first day of Tuesday Terror, the winner of the first U.S. Title match, was Gorgo. She beat King Kong to win that belt. Some say she is good, others say she was just lucky. Whatever it is, Kong has another chance at the belt. Let's see if it really was a fluke or not!
Gorgo starts by trying to punch Kong, but Kong blocks Gorgo's hand and lays in a punch of his won. He then grabs Gorgo's head and puts her in a DDT. He picks her up, and puts her into a vertical suplex. He picks her up again, and once again puts her in a wrestling move. He is really taking it to her, string move after move together. He really wants to win this time! Gorgo is starting to get woozy, and she throws a wild punch, but misses, and spins around, exposing her back. Kong grabs onto her and German suplexes her into a building! He then puts her into a fireman's carry, and starts climbing "Ouch Tower" with Gorgo on his back. He is climbing up the 80-story building really fast. I guess he Gorgo isn't as pretty of woman to care much for safety (and she's not blonde either, she's bald and green).
Kong climbs higher and higher, and finally reaches the top. He lays Gorgo down, and points to the edge, signaling a through move off the top of the building! He goes to Gorgo, sets her up, but Gorgo reverses it! She grabs his right arm, puts it in a hammerlock, puts his left into a half nelson, and bites down on his neck! Darn, it's the "Union Jack"! Kong is holding out, but he can't stop breathing for long! Wait, what's this? There seems to be a freak thunderstorm brewing? Lighting strikes the tower, and flows into Kong! Lighting strikes again and again! Gorgo is hurt a little, but she doesn't mind electricity much. The lighting did give Kong a shot of power, though, and he powers out of the move. He pulls his arms away, and elbows Gorgo in the kidneys, releasing her deadly grip. He then picks her up in a gorilla press, and throws her off the building! Gorgo falls for a while, but gravitational forces pulls her into the building and she hits the building, and continues bouncing around on down! Kong doesn't wait for impact, and he jumps down after her. He grabs onto the building a slides on down after her! Gorgo hits the ground with about a 2.3 on the Richter scale! Kong lets go about 20 feet up, and lands back first onto Gorgo! That has to do it! 1…2…huh? What? Wait? No… That's impossible? How did, what? Gorgo, she, she, she kicked out! WHAT?! No…darn. Kong looks at her with disbelief and Gorgo answers his subcontious questioning with a slash to the face. She gets up, and starts pounding on Kong with her large hands! He tries to get away, but is slashed across the back! He picks him up, and throws him into a building! Kong gets up, beats his chest, and charges at Gorgo with a clothesline, but Gorgo grabs his arm, swings around him, grabs his other arm, and bites down again! Kong tries to power out again, but Gorgo isn't letting go. He fruitlessly zaps Gorgo, and kicks her a few times, but it is impossible. Gorgo has him, and he taps out. The winner, by submission, and still the U.S. Champion, Gorgo. Darn, Gorgo, she's, she's, oh my gosh she's unstoppable!!
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
VS
Gamera UN Mechagodzilla
Well now, that would have been a good main event, but format must stay the same. So, know for the Japan belt. Mechagodzilla didn't have good luck with Gojira last time, but then again, nobody does. Now that I think about it, they should really come up with a Mechagamera or something! Anyways, the United Nations have agreed that there will be no more people driving the Mechagodzilla from the inside. Something about they didn't want people dying on interplanetary TV. So, they took the idea from their predecessors, and installed a remote control device. Now they can control it from a safe distance. Sorry for the inconvenience, but no humans are going to be hurt during the making of this show. Darn, says some.
Mechagodzilla blast an eye ray out, hitting the slow Gamera in the front shell. Gamera retaliates with a fireball, but it is caught by the diamond shield and sent back out via a plasma grenade. Mechagodzilla then sends missiles out, and then the megabuster ray, and then another eye ray, sweeping all the way. It is revolving around Gamera, blasting him with everything imaginable. Gamera can't get a move out, and collapses on the ground. Mechagodzilla shoots out the G-grusher wires, and starts electrocuting Gamera. Gamera doesn't seem to be hurt; it looks like he likes it! I guess electricity is yet another thing that helps Gamera out! He sure does have a lot of healing elements, doesn't he? Gamera gets up, grabs the cables, and swings Mechagodzilla around and around and then lets go. Mechagodzilla slams into a building on the far side of the park. It fires up the rockets, and Gamera does the same. They fly toward each other, and Gamera turns around at the last second, and jabs an elbow spike right through the forehead window of Mechagodzilla. An explosion happens in the head, sparks fly out, and I just got word that the control device, so conveniently place in the head, just blew up. Mechagodzilla is "dead", and Gamera is the winner and still the Japan champion!
Main Event
WMW World Belt
VS
Gojira Mecha-king Ghidora
Of all the rivalries in giant monster movies, none is more played off of than Gojira and Ghidorah. So, LETS GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!
Ghidorah starts by blasting Gojira with the gravity beams, and Gojira barely even flinches. He walks up to Ghidorah and starts punching him in the heads. He swings around and tail whips the heads, causing more damage, but Ghidorah starts flapping his wings and blows Gojira back. He then shoots out more beams, and more, and more. He don't seem to be able to do much else. Gojira can shoot to, and he spits out the powerful thermonuclear breath. Ghidorah is rocked by the force, which knocks him off his feet, because that's mainly where the wildly aimed beam hit. Gojira runs up to him and punches the heads again, ties them up, kicks him, and doing a bunch more maneuvers that show that he knows what to do by now with a three headed dragon with two legs and wings. Ghidorah blast more rays, and clamps on the godzilla grips. He lifts up Gojira, and starts flying around. He knocks Gojira's head into a building, and flies around for another pass. Gojira then lets loose another thermonuclear breath beam, apparently they never fixed that little design error. They both fall to the ground and land hard. Gojira just pops right back up, and grabs Ghidorah heads. He then swings Ghidorah over his shoulder and onto the ground, like in the last part of "Godzilla vs. Gigan". He then slams Ghidorah like that again, and one more time in slow motion. Ghidorah mechanical parts can't take any more, and they fall apart at the seams, spark, and explode. Ghidorah chest burst into a fireball, and the middle head goes up in flames. Severally injured and bionic-less, Ghidorah stands there and waits to die. But Gojira won't let him. He lets loose another blast of thermonuclear breath, which not only goes into Ghidorah but through him! Ghidorah, complete with a big hole in his chest, falls to the ground, dead. The winner, and still the WMW World Champion, Gojira!
Well, that's another edition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Thanks for watching! If you voted in the polls, thanks to you also. If you voted for the top 25 kaiju sites, thanks to you to. If you didn't vote, please do! It would be nice if you would do that. Godzilla Tower needs to get higher, and it's up to you to take it there. Please? Pretty please? Pretty pretty please? Pretty pretty please with sugar on top? (Hey, I figured begging wouldn't hurt!) Well, thanks again and see you soon!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer