Episode #6
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Welcome to another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror. Sorry for the slight delay, but because of the whole Christmas thing, we are a little off track here. But, late as it is, it's still Tuesday and it still has Terror!
Starter Match
Acidic Blob vs. Acidic Plant
VS
Hedorah Biollante
Hedorah starts by shooting out a pollution ball at Biollante, but the big plant barely even notices. She shoots out the acidic sap beam, and Hedorah also don't respond to the attack. The fire back and forth a couple of times before they realize that they are both immune to each other's poison. Hedorah then gets the idea to use his eye beams, and those work a lot better. He fires at Biollante with both eyes, laying in serious damage. Biollante impales Hedorah with some thorns, but Hedorah doesn't notice that either. He blasts away some more, and slices off some of the thorns. Biollante than shoots out an entire wall of tendrils, protecting her from the beams. She then collapse the wall on Hedorah, grabs him, pulls him towards her, and bites him in the midsection. She bites down hard, and tries to pull the guy apart. After a while, Hedorah is spit in half, but the two halves form up, and there are now two small Hedorahs! They both fire beams at Biollante, blasting chunks off her and seriously hurting her. Biollante than turns into pollen, and shoots up to the sky. How can she do this, I thought you guys suppressed it! Hedorah forms back up into one, turns into the flying form, and follows Biollante into the sky. They both go strait up, and out of site. Can we turn the satellite camera on? Thanks. Biollante gets into space, and turns into a big orbiting rose. Hedorah comes on up after her, blasts her a few times with his eye rays, and then latches on a surrounds her with himself. This deorbitizes them, and they both go falling towards the earth. The air resistance is so intense that they catch on fire! They have turned into a giant falling fireball! Luckily, they are highly flammable, and they turn into ash and dust pretty quick. I guess this means that it's a tie. Wow, a tie, that's a new one. I guess they were very evenly matched.
WMW Tag Team Belts
VS
UN Mechagodzilla and UN Mogera Ebirah and Giant Condor
And now for the Tag Team title match between the current champions, the "UN Killerbots", and the challengers, the "Red Bamboo". The Tag Team belt is a really competitive one; it already changed hands twice. That doesn't mean that the "Red Bamboo" stands a chance, though.
The giant condor takes flight, and goes over to start pecking at Mogera's eyes. If there were people in there, they would be scarred silly. Ebirah goes after Mechagodzilla, but is met by missile and eye beams. Mogera fires up the nose drill, and drills a hole in the giant condor's side. It then spits up into the Star Falcon and the Land Mogera. The Star Flacon goes after the giant condor, and a dogfight starts up. Ebirah gets up to Mechagodzilla, and tries to open Mechagodzilla up like a can to a can opener. Mechagodzilla retaliates by firing up the rockets, and, with Ebirah still clamped on, slams into a building. Mechagodzilla and the Land Mogera double team to bombard Ebirah to pieces, and then Mechagodzilla shoots out the G-crusher cables. Ebirah is zapped with a zillion bolts, and, because he is a water Pokemon, er, Kaiju, he is hurt badly. He taps out almost immediately. Meanwhile, the Star Falcon has damaged the giant condor enough, and the condor goes spiraling into a building. The Land Mogera rolls on top of him, and 1…2…3… the "UN Killerbots" are the winners, and still the Tag Team Champions! What a surprise!
WMW American Monster Belt
VS
Godzilla Giant Gila Monster
Godzilla did an amazing thing; he beat the unstoppable Gorgo, and won the US title. Now, he must defend it. The giant gila monster won't be that easy, because all he has to do is clamp onto Godzilla's weak neck with his poisonous teeth, and it's all over.
Godzilla starts by running up to the gila monster and slapping it with his tail. He then starts scratching the lizard up, and then bites down on his neck. He then executes the "crocodilian roll", laying in serious damage to the gila monster's neck and head. Godzilla than tail whips the gila monster, and lets loose the hurricane breath! The gila monster is sent back first and in a standing up position into a building. A car catches on fire, lighting the wind, and frying the gila monster. To add insult to injury, the car itself than flies into the gila monster. Godzilla walks over to his opponent, picks him up, places him on the side of his arm, and grabs on so that the gila monster is attached to Godzilla's side. Godzilla than runs over to the building on the far side of the park, shoulder first, and jumps up just before slamming them both into it! The gila monster is sandwiched between a Godzilla and a hard place! The gila monster's spine can take no more, along with the rest of his body, and the broken backed lizard falls to the ground, dead. The winner, by TKO, and still the US champ, Godzilla! And, in the words of a famous old video game, "flawless victory".
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
VS
Gamera Destoroyah
Gamera, the invincible Gamera! He has met a barrage of opponents, and, while not dominant at times, he still annihilated opponent after opponent. However, the bar has been raised, and Orga was just a preview of things to come. Now he must face the biggest, badest, most powerful opponent from the Godzilla series. Gamera series monsters are rather weak compared to Godzilla series monsters, so, lets see if Gamera can handle it.
Gamera shoots out not one, not two, but three fireballs, but they all just bounce right off of Destoroyah! Destoroyah than shoot out her micro oxygen beam, slicing across Gamera's front shell. She thens… yes she. The only reported report on Destoroyah's sex has said that she is a she. Something about the sexing of crabs or something. Whatever it is, it makes since, and we need more female characters. Anywho, she then walks up to Gamera, and slices his arm with her horn. Gamera slices her back with his elbow. He then fires up the jets, flies back, turns around, and spears Destoroyah! But Destoroyah gets back up, and latches onto Gamera's neck. She then pulls him across the park. But Gamera fires the jets up again, and pulls away from Destoroyah's grip. He turns around, and shoots Destoroyah's wings with fireballs, knocking her out of the sky. He lands, runs over to attack, but is met with a micro oxygen beam. Destoroyah than slices Gamera a couple of times with her horn, and then slices Gamera across the neck. She latches the tail on again, whips hard, snaps Gamera's neck back, and knocks him into a building. She pins him quickly, 1…2…3 kick out. Was that in? It was! Wow, we have a new champion! Gamera gets back up, and would try to contest it, but those Planet Xers are stingy with looser control.
Main Event
WMW World Belt
VS
Gojira Gorgo
Gorgo, Gorgo the Unstoppable! She may not be likable in the US belt field, but the World is definitely up for grabs. Gorgo is practically invincible, but then again, so is Gojira. People, this might just end up as a standstill! Neither one is going to back down. Neither one has a finite defense. So, LETS GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!
Gojira shoots out his patented thermonuclear breath, and it barely even fazes Gorgo! Again, what's with this thing with opening moves not working? Egad, have you ever seen that powerful beam do that little damage? You have now! Gorgo walks over to Gojira, and slaps him across the face with that big clawed hand of hers. She then starts hitting him repeatedly with massive blows with her massive hands. Gojira retaliates by biting her in the shoulder, and the punching here across the head. They then start exchanging blows back and forth; with neither one getting a clear-cut advantage, of clear cut damage either! Gojira then bowls her over with a double leg take down type thing, but she gets right back up and head buts him. She then walks behind Gojira and clamps down with the "Union Jack"! Gojira has a weak neck, but that's only in comparison. Gojira then sends out a powerful nuclear pulse, knocking Gorgo away, but ripping a part of his neck away with her. He grabs his neck, and collapses on the ground. Gorgo, who ran into a building, climbs out of the ruble, and walks over to Gojira. She puts her hand on his chest, in a rather cocky pin, 1…2… kick out. Whoa, almost had another upset pin. Apparently, Gojira had enough time to heal. Gojira tail whips Gorgo out of the way, and slowly gets to his feat. He then starts running in a northerly direction. Gorgo then runs after him. However, they're slow, so their running is most monsters walking. Gorgo is slightly faster than Gojira, so she catches up to him, but is met with a tail whip. She gets to him again, and is met with a thermonuclear breath blast. The are heading for the northeastern part of the island. Wait, that's the nuclear power plant! It will take a while for them to get there, so lets go to a short commercial break while we're waiting.
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And we're back. Gojira has finally reached the power plant, and he then starts digging into it, as if he is looking for something. Gorgo gets up to him, but is met with a spike to the eye. She falls back, and collapses in pain. Gojira searches for a little while longer, and finally finds what he is looking for, the nuclear reactor. He pulls the lid off, grabs the reactor, and then starts charging nuclear energy not from, but into it. He's trying to start a meltdown! Quick, get the energy shields up, now! Hurry! Gorgo gets back up just in time to meet a nuclear explosion. The entire corner goes up in a giant mushroom cloud. Thankfully, the local flying saucers got the energy shields up just in time, and the explosion is contained. The dust clears, and we can see, stuck to the one side of the shield, is the bodies of both monsters. Gojira falls to the ground stomach first, but Gorgo lands on her feet. She is standing, she is actually standing on her own power! She is burn to a crisp and heavily irradiated, but she is alive! Gojira is hurt to, but not nearly as bad because he is unaffected by the blast, it's the shock wave that got him. Gorgo is walking over to Gojira, she is walking! And then she falls flat on her face, passed out, but alive. Gojira struggles to get to his knees and flip over Gorgo, put he manages to do it before he collapses on top of her. 1…2…3… Gojira is the winner of this long and grueling match. Gorgo took a lot, but she finally reached her pinning limit. But she survived, that's the amazing thing. She is unstoppable in the way that you can't kill her, but you can still defeat her.
Well, there goes the last episode for the original format. Once again, sorry for the slight delay. Next week, we will have a new and hopefully better format. So, there is more, a lot more, to come. Tune in next time, and see the good get great!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer