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Episode #7

You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.

Full Results:

Hello, and welcome to another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! Tonight, we have a new format, one which will last as long as people like it. We now have not 5, not 6, not even 7, but whopping 8 matches! The first four here will be written by my cowriter, Electric Oreo, and will focus mainly on monsters from the cartoon shows. The last four will be written by me, just like before. Hopefully, this new format will be better and more enjoyable for everyone. So, here's my cowriter, with the starter match and the cartoon title matches:

 

Starter Match

The Batle for Space

 

       VS      
Mecha King Ghidorah                    Spacegodzilla

 

Mecha-king Ghidora flies in on his solar panel wings at the same time that Space Godzilla flies in in his crystalline cocoon and the each land inside of the park and stare at each other for God only knows how long. The bell rings and the two monsters don't wait any time in their haste to destroy each other. Mecha-king Ghidora shoots out Gravity bolts and lasers and knocks Space Godzilla backwards into a sky scraper just as Space Godzilla shoots out Corona beams, hitting Mecha-king Ghidora in his armored chest causing sparks and bits of golden scales to fall of Mecha-king Ghidora. Space Godzilla gets up and a created a gravity tornado right under Mecha-king Ghidora. He is picked up and then thrown against Ouch Tower. Space Godzilla then then blasts another corona beam at Mecha-king Ghidora. Mecha-king Ghidora yelps in pain and takes to the air. Space Godzilla morph back to his crystalline form and follows Mecha-king Ghidora. Whoa! There not staying in the atmosphere. Can we get the satellite cam up please? ahh thank you. Mecha-king Ghidora and Space Godzilla are having a dog-fight in the asteroid belt. Mecha-king Ghidora sends out his Godzilla grip cables and sends thousands of volts of electricity into Space Godzilla's shoulder crystals; shattering the source of Space Godzilla's power. Shards of the shattered crystal are sent every way in the vacuum. Space Godzilla tries to scream but sound can't travel in a vacuum so Space Godzilla just runs. Mecha-king Ghidora follows closely and continues sending electricity into Space Godzilla's already battered and bruised form. Mecha-king Ghidora is blasting away all of the other crystals on Space Godzilla with his middle laser head. Space Godzilla is ignoring the pain and seems to be moving towards................ A BLACK HOLE!! Mecha-king Ghidora realizes too late what Space Godzilla is planning to do. Space Godzilla suddenly turns around an flies full speed at Mecha-king Ghidora and tears off the middle robotic head. Mecha-king Ghidora loses control of the mechanical portions of his body for a while until his original ones could take over. This is all the time that Space Godzilla needs as he grabs Mecha-king Ghidorah's tails and hurls him into the black hole. Mecha-king Ghidora still has not recovered from loosing his central head....again..... and is ripped apart by the gravitational forces of the collapsed star. Space Godzilla lands in the first atmosphere he could find and roars in victory. winner by TKO: Space Godzilla.

 

 

Basic Match

Blob vs. Blob

 

       VS      
Hedorah                                        P.E.M.C.

 

Hedorah starts off by launching a sludge ball at The P.E.M.C.. The sludge ball just sits on the The P.E.M.C.'s gelatinous form for a while and then it is absorbed and The P.E.M.C. grows a 20 meters, bringing it's height up to twice that of Hedorah! O god. It's the same size as Space Godzilla! Looks like Hedorah is beginning to panic. He's throwing more sludge balls at The P.E.M.C.. Hedorah still hasn't figured out that pollution strengthens it! The P.E.M.C. is now 150 meters in height!! The size of Mecha-King Ghidorah! Finally Hedorah catches on and begins to blast The P.E.M.C. with his crimson eye beams, sawing The P.E.M.C. down the middle, turning it into 2 blobs at Hedorah's exact height. What the?.... The two blobs are moving towards Hedorah, they're...they're eating Hedorah's feet away. Hedorah is knocked off his feet. Hedorah starts glowing red. He's turning back into his flying stage. He flies over the two P.E.M.C.s, spraying acidic mist on them, making them cringe as many of the microbes that make up their body are melted. The two P.E.M.C.s then merge back into one creature. Hedorah is coming around for another pass, just as The P.E.M.C. shoots out a gooey tentacle catching Hedorah in mid-air!! The tentacles drag the flying Hedorah into The P.E.M.C.'s body. Hedorah is struggling to get out but The P.E.M.C. is absorbing Hedorah. With one final scream, Hedorah is fully consumed by The P.E.M.C. the winner by TKO: The P.E.M.C.

 

Cartoon Tag Team Belts

 

       VS      
Cyber Godzilla and Robo-Yeti                                   Queen Bee and Quetzaquatol

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, time for the first ever Cartoon tag title championship bout between the "Zilla Killa Bots" and the "Air Queens" Cyber-Godzilla wastes no time in beginning the fight as he immediately lets loose a blast of his thermonuclear breath at Queen Bee. Queen Bee is completely burned and she barely has enough strength to call on a nearby mutant bee hive to help her fight. The helicopter size yellow jackets launch their stingers at Cyber-Godzilla who blasts them out of the sky with his spin e mounted energy cannons in a shower of black and yellow melted flesh. Quetzaquatol takes this moment to ram Robo-Yeti, knocking him into a sky scraper. Robo-Yeti retaliates out of the rubble by launching out his electrical cables and entangling Quetzaquatol. He then pumps millions of volts of electricity into Quetzaquatol. Quetzaquatol lands in the middle of the park creating a crater. Inside she looks exactly like a giant thanksgiving turkey (cooked). Robo-Yeti then grabs Queen Bee with his electr ical cables, electrocuting her while Cyber-Godzilla blasts Queen Bee with even more thermonuclear breath. Cyber Godzilla rolls Queen bee on to her back and tries to pin her but he just ends up squishing her. Cyber-Godzilla and Robo-Yeti are the first ever Cartoon tag title champions.

 

Cartoon World Belt

 

       VS      
Godzilla (New Cartoon)            Crustaceous Rex

 

And now for the first ever Cartoon World Championship between the American Godzilla (the cartoon one that everyone likes) against Crustaceous Rex, the first opponent Godzilla has ever faced. These two hate each other like I hate tofu.

Crustaceous Rex takes the initiative and uses his tentacles to slam Godzilla's mouth shut, thereby nullifying Godzilla's most potent weapon. Crustaceous Rex then slammed Godzilla's head into the pavement, stunning him. Crustaceous Rex let loose a blast of ink into Godzilla's face, stinging his eyes. Godzilla has finally had enough of that and tail whips Crustaceous Rex's tentacles. Crustaceous Rex roars in pain just as Godzilla lets loose a blast of his thermonuclear breath, destroying one of Crustaceous Rex's tentacles and severely burning the other 3. Godzilla then tail whips Crustaceous Rex's head, making him turn away in pain, giving Godzilla enough time to......burrow?? Crustaceous Rex has turned around again and is wondering where his much hated rival has fled to. Suddenly another blast of thermonuclear breath erupts directly underneath Crustaceous Rex's soft exposed belly. The blast goes completely through Crustaceous Rex's midsection and Crustaceous Rex falls to the ground in a crumpled heap. Godzilla un-burrows out of the hole created by his thermonuclear breath and pins Crustaceous Rex. 1.....2...............Crustaceous Rex has kicked out!! Oh my God he's still alive! Oh. Well not anymore. It seems that Godzillla blasted Crustaceous Rex with another blast of thermonuclear breath RIGHT DOWN Crustaceous Rex's THROAT, MAKING HIM BOIL LIKE A LOBSTER IN HOT WATER!!! The winner, by TKO, the first Cartoon World Champion: Godzilla.

What?? Godzilla has ripped off piece of the top of a sky scraper. He's walking up to Crustaceous Rex's corpse and he's..... he's using the top of the sky scraper like a schiskabob. Godzilla has just literally schiskabobed his opponent! Ooo. now he's EATING the remains of Crustaceous Rex. Now Godzilla is pouring on tartar sauce for the extra bit of flavor. *salivating* hmmm maybe I should go in a take a bit........ .

 

-Electric Oreo

WMW Co-Host

 

 

WMW Tag Team Belts

 

       VS      
UN Mechagodzilla and UN Mogera                              Mechagodzilla and Titanosaurus

 

Well, now it's time for me to take over. So, here we go with the highly competitive Tag Team Titles. The UN Mecahgodzilla picked up a partner, and the Original Mecahgodzilla, a long time rival of UN Mechagodzilla from the very first match, picked up his partner from the last movie of the original Godzilla series. You know, Titanosaurus might feel all alone in this match filled with robots. Some say he has the biggest advantage, because he has a living brain. Then again, he's not very smart. Once again, the Original Mechagodzilla will be just Mechagodzilla, and the other one will be referred to as UN Mechagodzilla.

As soon as the match starts, missiles, beams, bullets, and whatever projectile imaginable start flying all over the place. It's like a war zone here. Titanosaurus is being hammered, but he can't shoot back. He tries to walk through the blasts, but he just keeps getting knocked back. He then runs away! Wait, he turns around, runs back towards Mogera, jumps up 40 stories in the air, and lands on Mogera's head! Mogera's head goes up in a big fireball! Titanosaurus then starts pummeling Mogera into the ground, and UN Mechagodzilla would intervene, but Mechagodzilla flies over and tackles it. They both take to the air, and a dogfight starts up. Titanosaurus pounds on Mogera over and over again, until the robot is turned into scrap metal. The two Mechagodzillas are really taking it to each other, but UN Mechagodzilla seams to be winning. Titanosaurus looks up to see this, and the he jumps into the air. He slams hard into Mechagodzilla! Uh oh, wrong one! The blockhead hit the wrong Mechagodzilla! Parts of Mechagodzilla fly off, and it slams into "Ouch Tower". The whole thing collapses on him, and a massive explosion occurs under the rubble. Mechagodzilla is out. Titanosaurus roars in triumph, not knowing that he got the wrong one. UN Mechagodzilla lands, clamps on the Godzilla grips, and electrocutes the water monster. Titanosaurus looks puzzled, but then finally figures it out, and submits. The winners, and still the Tag Team Champions, the "UN Killerbots"!

 

WMW American Monster Belt

 

       VS      
Godzilla                                 T-Rexx

 

A lot of people thought that "Godzilla" (1998) should have been called "Jurassic Park III". So, the star of "Godzilla" now gets to meet the star of "Jurassic Park". This should be interesting.

The both roar at eachother, than they both charge eachother, and then the both run into eachother, and then they finally bite eachother! T-Rexx clamps onto Godzilla's arm, and then starts shaking it like a dog with a chew toy, ripping off a junk of flesh. Godzilla screams in pain, but then turns around and slaps T-Rexx's big head with his tail. Godzilla tries to whip again, but T-Rexx ducks, and tail whips Godzilla's legs out from under him. T-Rexx then puts his foot on Godzilla, and then repeatedly tries to bit Godzilla's long exposed neck. One good bite and it's all over for Godzilla! Godzilla then, gets his leg up, and shoves T-Rexx off with it. T-Rexx then chases Godzilla on over to a gas station. Godzilla turns around, grabs T-Rexx's head, and slams it into a tanker truck. Luckily, they are only 50 feet tall and the tuck don't explode, yet. Godzilla then slashes T-Rexx, but T-Rexx retaliates by biting Godzilla's side, the collapse onto the station, and T-Rexx tries to mutilate Godzilla. Godzilla can't last out very long; T-Rexx's jaws are strong and effective. But just when you think it is over, Godzilla brings his hand up, extends two claws, and pokes T-Rexx in the eyes like something out of "The Three Stooges". Godzilla runs back, turns around, and lets loose his hurricane breath. The flammable air reaches the gas station, ignite it on fire, causing a chain reaction to light the tanker truck on fire, and blows the station, the truck, and the dinosaur to little ity bity pieces in a massive explosion! The whole area goes up in one big explosion, but Godzilla, who was smart enough to hide behind a building, survives. The winner and still the US Champion, Godzilla!

 

WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt

 

       VS      
Destoroyah                                    Jet Jaguar

 

Most people think that Jet Jaguar is a stupid dorky looking robot that should have never been created. It's a rip-off of Ultraman, and deserves to be scrapped. So, what better monster to annihilate him than the Japan Champ, Destoroyah? Hey, you never know, Jet Jaguar could win the belt. Yeah, right.

Jet Jaguar starts by bouncing around in his classic goofy way, and is blasted by a microxygen beam. It didn't hurt him too bad, that stuff reacts with living matter, and Jet Jaguar is a robot. Jet bounces on over to Destoroyah, and starts hitting and kicking at karate chopping her. He does this for a while, and then realizes that it's not doing anything, looks up at Destoroyah's face, and is sent reeling by a load roar. The goofy bot can teach himself how to do things, and he just taught himself fear. He runs away, cowers in a corner, and is blasted by a microxygen beam again. He flies off, but Destoroyah flies after his. Jet Jaguar turns around to head home, but runs right into Destoroyah! He slammed his head into her chest hard, and they both fall to the ground. Jet Jaguar has his pointy-head stuck in Destoroyah's chest! Destoroyah is laying on her back with the robot sticking out of her. This is a pin! 1…2… kick out! Whoa, almost had the upset of the millennium there (wait, the million just started)! Destoroyah gets up, pulls the stupid pointy robot out of her, and throws him down. Jet Jaguar gets up, and is met by a massive horn cut that goes vertically down the center of his body. Jet Jaguar has been cut in half right down the center! His left side falls to the left, his right to the right, and the robot is as dead as a robot can be! The winner and still the Japan Champion, Destoroyah!

 

Main Event

WMW World Belt

       VS      
Gojira                                          Gamera

 

In the beginning of Kaiju history, there was Gojira. Later on, Daiei tried to copy his success by making Gamera. Ever since, Gojira and Gamera have been major rivals, even though they never met. They really really really hate each other. This is one of the biggest rivalries ever! People have been wanting this fight for years, and now it's finally going to be done! Here we go with the clash of the rival company titans! So, LETS GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!

Gamera starts by blasting out a trio of fireballs at Gojira, but the fire monster barely even flinches. He retaliates by spitting forth his massive thermonuclear heat beam, but Gamera turns around and it is deflected off his shell. Gamera revs up the leg jets, flies over to Gojira, and spears him. This rocks Gojira back hard, and he slams back first against the pavement with enough force to snap the longest spike in half. They get up, and Gojira bites onto Gamera's shoulder, but he is spiked with Gamera's elbow. Gamera elbow spikes him again, and bites his hand. Gamera then starts kicking and slashing at Gojira, trying to wear him down, but Gojira's super healing insures that that can't happen. Gojira lets loose a nuclear pulse, blasting the big turtle off of him. He gets back up, recharges his nuclear energy, and then lets loose with his thermonuclear breath! It blasts across Gamera's body, and opens up his left arm. Gojira walks over to Gamara, and is about to lay in more damage, but Gamera's good arm spikes Gojira's weak neck. Blood goes flying out, and Gojira collapses on the ground. Gamera backs off some, and starts charging up that massive aura beam! Don't worry folks, we supply fake aura to him, so this won't cause any increase in Gyoas population or anything. Gojira gets up in time to meet the most powerful Kiaju weapon in existence. The massive beam engulfs Gojira in a bright glow, and it goes on to destroy a row of buildings. The beam stops coming, and the island is covered with smoke. It clears away, and we can see Gamera standing there, but he's not alone. Standing across from him is Gojira. Gojira is not blown up, burned to a crisp, or dead in any way. He is far from death. The massive aura beam hit him with enough energy to recreate an atomic explosion! The massive jolt of power didn't hurt Gojira, it helped him! He turned blue in color, spikes formed on his shoulders, and he is bigger overall. Gojira has turned into Supergojira! Gamera is staring at his self-made monster in shock and horror. He shoots out a fireball in desperation, but that just gets Supergojira's attention! Supergojira charges up the navel beam, and a massive white dragon-headed beam rips through the air and into Gamera! It slams into Gamera with so much force that he is knocked back through 3 sets of building, and slams on his back shell on the ground on the other side of the island, chest bleeding and all. Supergojira charges up his hand, punches forward, and goes strait forward really really fast. He jumps in the air, over the row of smashed buildings, and drives his fist into the cracked body of Gamera! Gamera is completely crushed under all that force, and Supergojira pins him. 1…2…3… it's academic! The winner of this match between the two biggest names of Kaiju, and still the World Champion, Supergojira! Wait, he's turning back to normal, I guess it's only temporarily. That's a good thing, he would be so powerful that nothing could stop him! Still, you never know, Supergojira could return to wreck havoc on all the monsters around!

 

 

Well, there goes the first episode of this new format. Did you like it? E-mail my cowriter or me if you liked or didn't like this new setup. We would like to know what you think. Well, Happy New Year Everyone! I hoped this started the new year and the new millennium with a bang! But whatever it is, tune in next time for some great WMW action!

 

 

-Iguanoman

Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer