Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever WMW: World Monster Wrestling Tuesday Terror! This is the first ever monster wrestling event held by Godzilla Tower. It is a fight between the giant monsters held at Monster Island. They were brought here to "Fight Island" to participate in a little contest. The island has a large city on it, with very tall buildings surrounding a large park, which is were the fights will begin. The rules are simple: if a monster is "pinned" or "submits", they loose. A pin is when their "backs" are against the ground with the opponent on top for three seconds. Submission moves are painful maneuvers that are designed to make the opponent "tap out", or give up. Because of the practically no regulations, the loser can also die. Don't worry though, because a group of people from Planet X, who have very good medical skills, will piece them back together. The will also fix buildings that are destroyed. Well let's get this underway. The first episode is about to begin, and strangely, it is on Halloween. Coincidence? I don't think so!
Starter Match
VS
Mechagodzilla (original) UN Mechagodzilla
This match is actually quite important. It will decide which form of Mechagodzilla will mainly be used for the rest of the WMW events. I know their not really "monsters", but most people think it's close enough. The UN Mechagodzilla is being controlled from the inside by a brave group of individuals, and the original Mechagodzilla is controlled by a group of refugees from the "Third Planet from the Black Hole", who are on a islet off the coast of this island. I will refer to the original Mechagodzilla as just Mechagodzilla, and the second one as UN Mechagodzilla. Both groups are ready, and the first fight is underway!
Immediately, Mechagodzilla blasts the other one with its eye rays. The diamond shell catches it though, and UN Mechagodzilla sends out a plasma grenade, knocking off a large chunk of space titanium. Mechagodzilla retaliates with the revolving finger missiles, which appear to be a lot more effective. UN Mechagodzilla may have a strong outer shell, but it's thin and the underlying metal is week. Mechagodzilla sends out all but the beams, and UN Mechagodzilla sends out everything it has. They are staging all out war, but the UN version seams to be winning. Mechagodzilla flies off to try to hit it from behind, and it works on his slower counterpart. Mechagodzilla then lands on top of the other, crushing it with his superior metal. He then appears to be kicking it around, using basic attacks against the "basic attack week" opponent. He seams to be crushing it like a tin can, and the people inside probably want to leave the chaos. Hey, what's that? I though I saw a very small object fly away from UN Mechagodzilla! It didn't look like a piece of scrap metal. Apparently I'm right, because Mechagodzilla swatted at something. Wait, I see it, it landed on Mechagodzilla! It looks like a small pterodactyl! Mechagodzilla starts to roll around, and this crushes the thing, but he is still doing it! Apparently, they sent someone inside Mechagodzilla! The inside stabilizers are working still, so whoever is in their can easily go to the control computers and knock them out of commission! Mechagodzilla starts blasting the UN Mechagodzilla, but to no avail, he is too late. The electronic brain is knocked out, and Mechagodzilla is considered to be legally "dead". The UN Mechagodzilla is the winner!
WMW Tag Team Belts
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Mecha-King Ghidora and Gigan Rodan and Anguirus
And now to get underway the match to decide the first ever holders of the WMW Tag Team titles! The King Ghidora here is the Mecha form, because that was the last reported version. The one in "Rebirth of Mothra III" doesn't count. The contestants are ready, so lets get it on!
Ghidora starts out by blasting Rodan and Anguirus with his rays. Gigan then flies up to meat Rodan, and Rodan comes crashing down even though he just started flying. Anguirus runs up to Ghidora, and starts biting him in the leg. Gigan is knocking Rodan all over the place, but a gust of wind knocks him back and into a building. Angurirus is really taking it to Ghidora, but Ghidora does the same thing to him as Rodan did to Gigan. Rodan then flew over to Ghidora and smacked him in all three heads. After following through, he is met with an uppercut by Gigan. Anguirus gets back up, but Gigan uses his laser! That's a first. Gigan then through Rodan over to Ghidora, who launches him up with his heads into a building. Anguirus just "flew" over to Ghidora, and jabs his spikes into Ghidora's back. He smacks Gigan with his tail, and starts gnawing of Ghidora's left head. Rodan blasted Gigan with thermonuclear breath! He then uses his wings to knock cars from a parking lot into Gigan! Ghidora blasted Anguirus with his rays, and then got the "Godzilla grips" on Anguirus. He flies up with Anguirus attached. Gigan uses his laser again, flies over to Rodan, and smacks him with a hooked closeline. He then does some sort of "bear hug" with Rodan, chainsaw fired up and all, and "belly-to-belly" suplexes him across the park. Ghidora has flown up high, and is heading towards "Ouch Tower", the tallest building on the island. Ghidora slams Anguirus through the top, and after going all the way through the building, Angurius is dropped 80 stories! Bam! He lands right on top of a fallen Rodan, back first! Gigan holds Anguirus's arms down, and Ghidora drops down on top of Anguirus. 1…2…3… Ghidora and Gigan are the winners, and the first ever WMW Tag Team champions!
WMW American Monster Belt
VS
King Kong Gorgo
And now for the American Monster Belt. This belt is devoted to the unappreciated stars off classic American Sci-fi/Horror movies. This match features King Kong, the most classic of them all. It also features Gorgo. Why Gorgo? Come on now, she's not really even American, she's British! Who booked this match anyhow? I guess they really wanted to have Kong win or something! Oh, and by the way, American monsters are standardized in these matches to be 50 ft. tall, so Gorgo had to take a serious drop in size, and be as small as a baby of her species. That figure was based on, of course, King Kong's height.
The match starts, and King Kong is immediately on the attacked. He starts out by just punching Gorgo around. He then does a double leg takedown, and tries to pin right away. 1…2… kick out. Kong the picks up Gorgo, and German suplexes her across the park. Kong runs over to Gorgo, and clotheslines her. He then picks her up, and puts her in, appropriately, a Gorilla Press. He then chucks her into a building. He picks her back up, and sets her up for a chokeslam. But wait, Gorgo just knocks away Kong's hand, smacks him in the head, goes behind him, and puts on a very strange submission move. It looks like a mixture between a cross arm bar, a half nelson, and the basic move of suffocating something by biting it's neck! Kong holds out for as long as possible, but, realizing he's dead if he don't, he taps out. What an upset! The winner, and first ever American champion, Gorgo!?!?
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt
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Gamera Mothra
There's a belt for America, so there has to be one for Japan, seeing as most monsters come from there. This match features two of the most famous, so lets see them fight! Gamera shoot a fireball at Mothra, but Mothra dodges it. She then hits Gamera with her forehead beams, and releases her powder. Green lighting bolts fly everywhere, and Gamera can't move. Finally, Mothra stops and flies away to go for another wave. Gamera meets her with a swift elbow spike chop to the face, and then he picks her up and slams her into a building! He runs up and kicks her, but Mothra blasts back with an abdomen beam. She tries to fly away, but Gamera can fly to. He follows her, and a dogfight starts up. Mothra blasts Gamera with her beams, but then Gamera blasts here with a fireball. Mothra drops down, and Gamera lands across from her. He appears to be charging up his ultimate weapon, you know, the one where he absorbs the aura of the earth and blasts it out in a giant beam. What's this, Mothra seams to be preventing Gamera from doing this by countering the aura. Duh, the both use earth's aura as a charger up, and they seam to be fighting for it. Out of exhaustion, they both collapse. The lay there for a while, and Mothra gets up, but is blasted by a fireball. Gamera flies over, and slams into Mothra's chest (kinda like Goldberg's spear). They are knocked into a large building, and it collapses on top of them. They are complety covered in ruble. What's this, the referee is counting? 1…2…3… and the winner is… is…. is… Who is it! Oh, sorry for screaming in your ear, I didn't see you. So, who's the winner? Aaaaaa, OK, I'm sorry for yelling at you, you don't have to show me what's it like! Anyways, it's…………………Gamera! Apparently, he was on top of Mothra after the building collapsed. He is now the first ever WMW Japanese Kaiju Champion!
Main Event
WMW World Belt
VS
Gojira Godzilla
And now for the match between Godzilla and Godzilla! For ease of saying it, it will be Gojira vs. Godzilla. I knew everybody wanted to see this one, so I decided to put it out first thing. Well, here we go…
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event. It is the match of all matches, the match between the real Godzilla, and his pathetic rip-off. These two hate each other very much, so this will be great. So, arrrrrrre you rrrrrrreeeaaaddyyy! For the one person in attendance, and the dozens reading at home… ladies and gentlemen… LETS GET RRRRRREADY TO CRRRUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Immediately, they both charge at each other and start smacking each other around. Gojira tries to bite Godzilla, but he smacks him with an uppercut. Godzilla then starts slashing at Gojira, and then turns around and smacks him hard with his tail. Gojira is hurt, but Godzilla does it again, and again! Godzilla is smacking Gojira reapeatately, and he can't get a move in. Finally, Gojira hits at the right moment, and sends Godzilla back, Godzilla charges forward, but Gojira flips him over his head. He then sends out a blast of the new supercharge thermonuclear breath, but Godzilla dodges. Godzilla then goes up and bites him in the neck. He is holding it tight over Gojira's weak spot. Gojira sends out a nuclear pulse, which knocks Godzilla off. It's obvious that Gojira is hurt badly, though. Godzilla then digs underground, and disappears down there. Gojira is trying to search for him, but suddenly a couple of hands come out, grab his legs, and tries to pull him under. Gojira tries to fight back, but he just keeps going under. He then sends out his thermonuclear breath, which has enough force to pull him out (remember Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster?). Godzilla is pulled out to, and after tail whipping him again, he runs away and behind some buildings. Gojira blasts at him, but only succeeds in destroying buildings. Godzilla comes up from behind, and does a jumping tail whip! He then hits Gojira with his back spikes, smacks him to where his back is to buildings, and continues to tail whip him. He whips him over and over again, aiming for the neck. He continues to do so, until Gojira grabs his tail! He then tries to fling Godzilla over his shoulder and into the buildings! He does so with great power, but only the tail hits. What the…! Apparently, Godzilla's tail comes off just like an iguana or most lizards do. Godzilla turns around, and tries to get close to Godzilla, but is met with a thermonuclear blast at point blank range. He flies across the park, and lands hard. He is obviously hurt, but he gets back up! He then goes charging after Gojira again, but, he trips? He gets back up, and trips again. He keeps trying, but it seems like he lost his balance. How ironic, he runs like a dinosaur, with a tail for balance, but it comes off like a lizard's. He desperately needs a disposable item! He finally makes his way to Gojira, but Gojira is able to do what he wanted to do the first time, and that is to fling him over his head and into a building (like Godzilla vs. Gigan). He then blasts Godzilla before he falls, at point blank range again, and sends Godzilla flying through some buildings. The ruble falls, and buries the dead body of the rip-off that no true fan liked. Gojira is the winner, and the undisputed WMW World Champion!
Well, that was fun. This WMW idea is working in at least one way: it was fun to write. Hopeful, it is fun to read too. Go ahead and e-mail your opinions, I would like that and hopeful you would to if you help improve this thing. Well, there goes the first episode, tune in for the second one next weak, same place and maybe same time. Whatever it is, this should as fun as it can be. See you next time…
- Iguanoman
Chairman and WMW Announcer