The bell rings, and the monsters immediately start attacking... Gorgo? What the hey! All the monsters are ganging up on Gorgo? It’s 19 against 1! They are all kicking and stomping and beaming Gorgo into the ground! Oh, I get it: they must have gotten word of Gorgo’s invincibility, so they are attacking her because they think that is the only way to kill her. Godzilla and Gamera lift her up and hold onto her arms. Ghidorah, Gigan, Hedorah, Destoroyah, Spacegodzilla, and Gojira all shoot beams, rays, and what have you at Gorgo. For some reason, Kong runs away from the beating and lays down in the impact crater. Mogera spits up, and UN Mechagodzilla grabs onto the Land Mogera, and drives the drill into Gorgo’s chest. Wait a sec, the drill doesn’t go far, gets caught, stains a bit, and explodes! Gorgo’s skin is so tough that the drill won’t penetrate! She slams Godzilla and Gamera’s heads together, kicks Mogera away, and starts slashing everybody around! She’s taking them all on! The numbers are swamping her, but she keeps fighting back, and finally decides to retreat. She runs toward the crater, but then Kong jumps out of it and slams his fist into Gorgo’s chest in a massive heart punch! Gorgo’s heart just stopped ticking! Her vital signs just flat-lined! Gorgo is dead! Well, now she isn’t. She was dead for a second there, but now she is alive! But she did die, and according to the rules, the way to eliminate a contestant is when they are killed. She was dead, so she is eliminated! Luckily, she won’t interfere with the rest of the match, because she seams to have slipped into some sort of a coma.

Seeing that Gorgo is eliminated, the rest of the monster start beating each other up in a classic battle royal fashion. Everybody is punching and kicking and biting and beaming everything in sight! It’s chaos! Bodies are flying everywhere. Mothra, Rodan, Ghidorah, and Gigan are patrolling the skies, occasionally hitting a monster below or getting into dogfights. All the monsters have had low-gravity training for the past week, so they are handling it well. Besides, they are so massive that it’s not much of a change anyways. Mogera, who was hurt from before, is getting a serious beating, and is then thrown from the crowd and into the crater. Rodan picks up a boulder, and drops it on Mogera, causing him to blow up and getting him eliminated. Last Tuesday, Rodan had a match on Tuesday Terror. He was the only one to do so. We wouldn’t allow the monsters to push themselves, but Rodan got away with it by signing in as a different name. But Fire Rodan and Rodan are the same monster.

T-Rexx got ahold of Gorosaurus, and knocks him down. He then steps on Gorosaurus’s neck, and bites down on his stomach. T-Rexx shakes around, and rips Gorosaurus’s intestines out! Talk about gross, T-Rexx is ripping Gorosaurus’s guts out! Obviously, he dies. Rodan flies over to T-Rexx, but T-Rexx grabs onto Rodan’s foot and knocks him out of the air. He then proceeds to rip Rodan’s foot off and shred his wings! Anguirus sees this and runs over to T-Rexx, but T-Rexx slaps Anguirus with his tail, and then bites Anguirus’s neck! He then rips Anguirus’s throat out! Egad, this thing is vicious! He then comes across Gojira, but a massive beam of thermonuclear breath sends him flying backwards and headfirst into a boulder. T-Rexx lungs are crushed, and his carnage filled rampage is over. Um, this will be edited out, right? It won’t!? Bloodthirsty sickos.

Mechagodzilla finishes off Rodan with some missiles and a cuter laser, and then turns toward the crowd to deal more damage. But Godzilla jumps out of nowhere, and tail whips Mechagodzilla in the head, spinning it around and around like some sort of top. This causes a force field to form around Mechagodzilla, but, using Kong as a springboard, Godzilla jumps over it and lands on Mechagodzilla’s head! Godzilla then tail whips the chest cutting laser out of commission, and throws Mechagodzilla over to Kong. Kong then puts Mechagodzilla in a Torture Rack! I knew this guy knew wrestling moves, but not signature moves! (what’s next, a Diamond Cuter, a Jackhammer, or a Stinger Death Drop?) Meanwhile, Gamera, Destoroyah, Spacegodzilla, Biollante, Ghidorah, Gigan, UN Mechagodzilla, and Hedorah are all ganging up on Gojira! Mothra tries to save him, but is shot out of the sky by Destoroyah’s microxygen beam. Gojira sends out thermonuclear breath, and succeeds in blasting trough Biollante’s midsection. The big acid ball explodes, and Biollante slumps over. The numbers gang up on Gojira, he can’t fight back much more, and he is kicked into the ground. Kong keeps going long enough to split Mechagodzilla in half, eliminating it.

Godzilla got ahold of Jet Jaguar, and is pounding on the stupid robot. He then picks him up, and starts running around faster and faster. He then uses Jet Jaguar like a sword or something, slicing an occasional monster with Jet Jaguar’s pointy head. He hits Gigan hard, leaving Gigan open for an energy horn assault from Destoroyah, ultimately killing Gigan. Spacegodzilla’s left crystal is shattered by Ghidorah, and a charging Godzilla runs over to him. He then proceeds to decapitate Spacegodzilla using a charging slash with Jet Jaguar’s forehead. The headless Spacegodzilla goes into self destruct, and all the monsters run away. Godzilla throws Jet Jaguar on top of him just before he explodes! The explosions sends Jet Jaguar up into the air, bouncing him off the top of the bubble, and then headfirst into the ground. Jet Jaguar is stuck in the ground by the same point that started the explosion. Godzilla runs up to Jet Jaguar to finish him off, but he sees that Gamera is charging up is aura beam to do the same, so he runs away. Destoroyah and Hedorah get into a fight, and stumble into the path of the beam that disintegrates Jet Jaguar and them! The beam keeps going, and slams into the magnetic bubble wall. It hold out for a while, but then fizzes out! The beam destroys one of the points holding the bubble up! A massive hole is formed, and all air rushes out! The monsters are dragged toward the hole, but soon all the air runs out, and they are subject to the riggers of space! Kong, Godzilla, and the body parts of Ghidorah all die of asphyxiation in 30 seconds. Mothra and Gamera are known space travelers, so they don’t seem to mind the lack of air. The mechanical parts of Ghidorah and UN Mechagodzilla are robots, so they don’t need air. As for Gojira, well, anything that can live in molten lava under the earth’s crust is most likely able to survive in a vacuum too.

-Talking on telephone- So, will the bubble be fixed? No, your not? In fact, your taking it all down? You want to save energy? If it wasn’t for the fact that a small budget gets me a bigger salary I’d say that you were cheap. - Hangs up-

Anyways, this turn of evens somehow wakes up a fallen Gojira, and he and Mothra see an opportunity to beat up a weakened Gamera. UN Mechagodzilla flies over to Ghidorah, who is just a single mechanical head now who can’t move because it’s body is dead. The single head sends out a ray, but it is caught be UN Mechagodzilla’s diamond armor and send back via plasma grenade, which destroys the head. UN Mechagodzilla then proceeds to destroy the control center using missiles and the Megabuster beam. Gojira and Mothra are knocked off of Gamera by Gamera. Mothra goes back to attacking Gamera, but Gojira turns around and goes after UN Mechagodzilla. Gamera shoots a fire ball at Mothra at point-blank range, and then spears the bug right down the middle. Gojira uses UN Mechagodzilla’s back as a shield, and Mothra is sandwiched between the turtle and the robot. She is smashed like the bug she is. UN Mechagodzilla’s outer shell is all banged up, and Gojira easily rips off it’s "head". He then reaches inside, and pulls out circuitry. He then reaches in and pulls more out, and is basically gutting UN Mechagodzilla like a pumpkin at Halloween. In the process, he eliminates UN Mechagodzilla by killing the controls. Gojira discards the empty shell, and now it’s down to two: Gojira and Gamera.

Gamera runs up to Gojira, and punches him across the face. Gojira retaliates by punching Gamera multiple times. They then start pounding on each other like some sort of boxing match. Gojra tries to bite Gamera, but Gamera knocks him away, turns around, and back-kicks him. Then then lock it up, but Gamera slips down and slashes at Gojira’s midsection with an elbow spike. He then bowls Gojira over with sort of a double leg take down. Gojira gets back up, and swings wildly at Gamera, but misses. Gamera grabs his arm, and smacks him across the head with the other arm. He then kicks him in the gut, bringing Gojira down to one knee. Gamera then fires up all four jets, and starts flying around saucer style around the area. He swoops down, and slams into Gojira, and keeps flying. He then continues doing this, flying around and smacking Gojira when he gets a chance to. Gojira sends out some thermonuclear breath, but misses the agile flyer. Gamera then stops the front jets, pokes his head out, swings around, and gives Gojira a massive spear. They go flying off towards "Spike Hill". "Spike Hill" is a large hill that is nearly a mountain. At the top is a sharp hunk of rock jutting out towards the stars. It is very big, and very sharp. We have no idea how is geologically got here. Anyways, the both get up, and start fighting their way up the hill. Eventually, they get to a flat part that is between a large cliff face and the big spike. The fight on this flat area, punching and kicking and biting each other to pieces. Gamera then takes his elbow spike and slashes across Gojira’s neck, causing blood to spray out of Gojira’s notorious weak spot. He screams out in pain (well, we think he’s screaming, after all, sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum), and collapses on the ground. Gamera then picks him up, and slams him against the ground. He picks him up, and slams him against the ground again. He does this a couple more times, and then he points at the spike, signaling that he is going to impale Gojira on it. He tries to pick Gojira up again, but is blocked, so he throws Gojira against the cliff. Gojira slams against it hard, starting an avalanche that falls on top of him, but he is still standing! He knock the boulders away, wipes his lip, and roars (I think he’s roaring) out in renewed power! It’s Gojira’s legendary second wind, well, he’s not breathing wind, but it’s still the point in time where Gojira mysteriously regains his strength. We don’t no how he does it, but he does it, most notably in "Godzilla vs. Gigan". Godzilla is strong again!

Gamera looks on in confusion, and then runs over to knock Gojira to the ground. Gojira uses this opportunity to pick up a rock, get back up, and smash it against Gamera’s head. Gamera’s left tusk just broke off! Gojira then smacks Gamera against the head with the rock repeatedly, and then he throws the rock at Gamera, bouncing it off his head, which knocks Gamera down. Godzilla then hops on top of Gamera, and then punches him in the face repeatedly. He then hops up, and drops down a few times. He then picks Gamera up, repeatedly punches him in the gut, swings around, and tail whips him. He then points at the rock, grabs Gamera’s arm, puts them behind Gamera, and in one slow graceful arc, applies the overhead flip slam, and smashes Gamera against that sharp pointy rock! Gamera is impaled, and is now stuck on top of a hill with a rock jabbed in his gut. But, he’s alive. Gojira walks back, his spines glow, bright light pulse out of his body, and he looks like he is getting ready for something big! Gojira shoots out a bright white beam out of his mouth, the brightest beam I have ever seen come out of him, which slams into Gamera’s head, through his head, into his inner body, and Gamera’s body is blown to smithereens! Flames, explosions, and body parts go flying out of Gamera’s arm and leg holes! And, as a burnt out shell slides down the hills, Gojira is declared the winner! Gojira is now the 2001 holder of the Monster of Monsters Trophy! Well, there you have it, Gojira is the winner of this twenty monster battle royal! But Winter Wham isn’t over. We will take a short break, and then we will come back.

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