WMW Saturday Scare #0

WMW: Bermuda Triangle

Kavu: Ok are we on? Oh, hello everyone and welcome to the WMW association of The Bermuda Triangle! Yes actually after some extensive research our American and Japanese scientists have figured out that The Bermuda Triangle is the result of an island! I am Kavu your new WMW co-writer/announcer. And this is my partner in this little gig is . . .

X: X ! Yes the same alien that just a few years ago that tried to concur the Earth, but failed. And yes I did die! But don't forget that the WMW has a new technology to revive dead people, kaiju, and anything else we darn well please. And don't forget that no matter what I'm the star of this show!

Kavu: To heck you are! Your the co-announcer! I could of had the reporter Yuri Tachibana, form "Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack" or The Cosmos! But no, Iguanoman said you should be given a chance.

X: Hey you know what, I'm actually starting to like this WMW President guy . . . er . . . Iguanoman I mean. He knows a good alien when he sees one.

Kavu: (Yea right) Well anyway we got two matches that "we" are supposed to be showing.

For this battle we have decided to hold the first ever WMW: Bermuda Triangle match in some new up and comers to the Wrestling genre. Manda (FW) and Titanosaurus!

X: Ok, you can quit lying. Everyone knows that only the weakest monsters would want to be on a show with you.

Kavu: Ha-ha-ha, like anything wants to be with you. Anyway let us begin the match of the century . . . er . . . hour!

X: (Hey your here aren't you?)

Manda v.s. Titanosaurus

The two monsters are teleported onto Bermuda Beach and the bell is about to- *DING DONG*! And there they go! Both seem to have the same idea, first one in the water wins. Well that basically is the truth because manda is in first and has just tripped Titanosaurus and is now . . . laughing? Well it seems that manda does have a bit of humor in him on the note that he seems to be toying with Titanosaurus. Oh and would you look at that Titanosaurus goes down again, this is getting a little ridiculous. Oh, and down Titanosaurus goes again. . .

X: Ok Kavu if you don't do anything to get this battle going a little more interesting, or I'm going to go down there myself!

Kavu: Fine fine I will! Just let me get my cousin down from the stands. . .

Kavu goes down into the stands and starts looking for someone in particular. He spots someone and starts to yell. The whole crowd turns and stares at him, Kavu starts to turn a little red and quickly grabs the young girl that has walked up beside him and hurries into the announcers booth.

X: Looks like you got a lot of attention down there.

Kavu: Oh, shut up. OK everyone this is my cousin Lora and she has agreed to become our new, and only, WMW referee! Ok, now Lora can you please call "your monster" to help us out a bit?

Lora: Oh, ok Kavu I'll try . . .

. . . Out of now where a new monster gets teleported into the arena and Tackles Manda out from Titanosaurus. Its the one the only, its Stero! And with Stero's interruption Titanosaurus is able to get up and dive into the -

X: Hey! I thought Iguanoman said fan created monsters weren't aloud to fight in WMW, it gets to complicated. Well, didn't he?

Kavu: Can we go a few second without you interpret?! And yes I know that and for your information Stero isn't fighting he is refereeing, he's just making things fair for the monsters and our fans.

-Sea! Manda looks at where Titanosaurus just disappeared and then over to Stero. Stero lets out a giant blast big enough to destroy a whole mountain! With that Manda figures to go after the kaiju that he knows he can beat. So manda slips into the sea to look for his opponent. While Manda was still above the waves Titanosaurus has hidden in a cave. He hopes to sneak attack Manda when the time is right. And that time is now! As manda just came around the corner only to meet Titanosaurus tail right smack in the face! As soon as Titanosaurus is about to strike again manda shakes off the pain and wraps around Titanosaurus. Squeezing harder and harder, tighter and tighter. Until Titanosaurus can barely breath, then all of a sudden with a stroke of luck and some ingenuity Titanosaurus bites manda right behind his head; forcing manda to instantly let go. While manda is shrieking in pain Titanosaurus runs and hide in a small cave, so small in fact he barely fits in it, so he can catch his breath. Now manda is calming down and oh are his eyes filled with hate! Manda hardly looks around for any sign of Titanosaurus. He spots a sign, well a sign anyone could see, a bunch of bubbles coming out of one very particular cave. But instead of running into the cave to constrict Titanosaurus manda seems to just forget about the battle and swim over the cave. Meanwhile in the cave Titanosaurus is waiting for the right time so he can run out of the cave and attack manda. Hu!? Rocks are rolling down into the front of the cave!? I get Manda's plan now, and apparently so does Titanosaurus. But its to late as the giant boulders keep coming down and start burying Titanosaurus alive! And now with the last boulder in place Titanosaurus is trapped. 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . 0 and Manda is the winner! And so Titanosaurus is trapped forever until he dies a slow and grueling death.

X: Wow, now that battle bored me to tears. The battle would of turned out the same even if your cousins stupid dragon didn't help.

Stero: Watch your mouth before I rip it off with my claws!

Kavu: Ok, well I guess X is right, but at least we did give our viewers a good show. And now we have one more battle to go through! A match between Gojira Jr. and the Power Rangers Megazord! So lets get this final show down on its way! Wait, hu!? Two more kaiju are also being teleported onto the island? X what did you do now?

X: Hey, I did you a favor, I actually got two more monsters to come and fight for you. So this will be a tag team match!

Kavu: Ok thanks, I guess, but at least tell me before you do these things. Anyway back on topic, let the tag team match begin!

Gojira Jr. & Zilla v.s. Megazord & Dinocroc

Kavu: Ok lets get this cool, but unexpected event, on the road!

X: OK the kaiju are now in the arena. Ready, Set, GO! *DING DONG*

At the sound of the bell all of the monsters go at it tooth and nail! A strong left jab from the Megazord knocks down Zilla and then Dinocroc starts to try and tear Zilla apart peace by painful peace. But Gojira Jr. isn't going to let that happen when he uses a thermonuclear blast that knocks Dinocroc and then the Megazord down in one sweep! Now that Zilla is up he is joining the Battle with his thermonuclear breath. The two thermonuclear beams are tearing Megazord and Dinocroc apart.

Kavu: Wait! The thermonuclear blasts are coming this way! Duck and cover!

As the blasts rock the announcers booth everyone else is watching in horror as the announcers seem to be doomed( the announcers booth and stands are not in the same place). What is this? Stero just jumped on Gojira Jr. and just now knocked Zilla on the head with his tail.

Stero: Watch your blasts or else!

Now with that over Gojira Jr. and Zilla decide to get back on beating there opponents. Zilla ducks as Dinocroc just barely nips his head. but Gojira Jr. gives him a swift whack with his powerful tail. And Zilla turns his attention to the Megazord and jumps toward him. As everyone watches in amazement Zilla jumps onto the already destroyed Megazord and tears out the controls. And that is the end of the Power Rangers Megazord. And Dinocroc isn't taking this lightly as he rams into Zilla and immediately fallows up with a kick to Gojira Jr's stomach! Both are down, but not for long! There both back up and are using their Thermonuclear blasts to corner Dinocroc! Oh! Dinocroc just used his enemies own abilities against the other and Zilla is blown into little tiny bits! But Gojira Jr. doesn't share the same fate as the slowly, but surely gets back up. Dinocroc gives out a mocking cry as almost to say, "try all you want, but I'll still beat you!" It seems Gojira Jr. got the message, he's charging himself form Zilla's radiation that was left over when he exploded! Oh man here it comes! And in a dazzling display Gojira Jr. uses his fathers spiral thermonuclear breath! And there goes Dinocroc into a million pieces!

WINNER: Gojira Jr. and Zilla

X: It seems that even Gojira's son is a formidable opponent.

Kavu: Yes he is. I bet that if Gojira Sr. was here right now he'd be so proud of his little kaiju, *sniff*.

X: Makes me kind a sick . . .

Kavu: And that's that! Tune in next time we will have more kaiju wrestling right here in the most mysterious place on Earth! World Monster Wrestling: Bermuda Triangle!