Kavu: Hello everyone and welcome to WMW: Bermuda Triangle! If you were not here for the last episode then I soul inform you that X the Xillian is no longer a part of our group.

 

Rei: He quite and also threatened us. Kavu, we could file charges on him and get some money out of it, he-he.

 

Kavu: I don't think that would give our viewers the right impression. But I do wonder if he does get his own WMW show?  Since our beginning WMW: Bermuda Triangle has been getting recognition from the other monsters, I hope soon that we will have the privilege to have all stars like Gojira, King Kong, and Gamera on this show. Anyway back on topic, today we have a good fight, as natural. It is a colossal match straight from the cartoons . . . King Cobra v.s. The Chameleon!

 

Rei: So enough talking, lets get down to the smashing!

 

King Cobra v.s. The Chameleon

 

Today these two kaiju will be ducking it out in and old fashion dessert, Where the temperature reaches an access of 180 degrees! The two dessert kaiju are teleported in. It takes just a few minutes for them both to warm up and then like lightning on a stormy day The Chameleon is off and has used it camouflage. The King Cobra gets up and starts to survey the land around it, nothing but miles of scorching dessert in every direction, and no Chameleon in sight. So as an alternative the King Cobra switches to its heat sensor to see if he can find his enemy then. When the King Cobra switches to heat senor he gets a rude wake up call, everything is the same temperature, due to The Chameleons biology. With what looks like no other choice the King Cobra starts to move around and hops to run into or have The Chameleon attack him. And he gets his wish when from his right side The Chameleon thrashes out with his claws and heavily damages his back right side, only to disappear into the desserts blistering glare. Now with his back mauled to threads it looks like the King Cobra is going to drop a notch on the food scale. But the King Cobra has an ace up his shelves (if he had sleeves). Now just laying out in the sun the King Cobra and for some strange reason starts to stick his tongue in and out, in and out.

 

Rei: Kavu! If you knew the King Cobra, and all snakes for that matter, have sensors in their tongues. And those specific sensors can detect the particles that make up a smell. And that they also have motion sensors below their eyes.

 

Kavu: Ok, Rei, how do you know all of this?

 

Rei: Hey you didn't think I'm stupid do you? DO YOU?!

 

Kavu(looking away): No . . . of course not . . .

 

In less time than it took to explain the King Cobra uses his "smell senor" and tracks down The Chameleon. With lightning reflexes the King Cobra whips around and snags There Chameleon right in the leg! Now with the giant snake biting into his leg The Chameleon jumps backwards hopping to knock his predator off. But for some strange reason the King Cobra just releases him. Now about five feet away The Chameleon uses his camouflage and tries to run around the other side of the King Cobra. But even before he can make it half way the King Cobra strikes and lands another hit right on The Chameleons other leg! With the realization that his camouflage is now useless The Chameleon wrenches back in the pain, and in the pain of realizing his only advantage is gone. So with his big advantage gone The Chameleon now has only a few options, speed, spikes, claws, and his tail. So with those options in mind The Chameleon makes a mad dash toward the King Cobra, only to at the last minute dash to the left and jump on the King Cobra! But whether by luck or by having faster reflexes, the King Cobra is right there waiting. With his opponent looking him in the face The Chameleon jumps off the King Cobra and tries to run the other way. But the King Cobra doesn't give him the chance this time as he snatches The Chameleon out of the air and starts to wrap around him. With his feet to his hips already wrapped up in the King Cobra's deadly coils The Chameleon starts to fight like a mad man. With his newly caught prey struggling and thrashing the King Cobra bites The Chameleon three to five times on the head, chest, and arms. After the fourth or fifth bite The Chameleon slowly stops moving as the King Cobra's poison paralyzes him. Now with his prey not struggling anymore the King Cobra unhinges his jaws. And eats The Chameleon alive. After the last bit of The Chameleons tail swallowed the King Cobra lies down and falls asleep.

 

Rei: And that is the end of the match! It seems That even for giant Kaiju the food chain is still applies.

 

Kavu: How true you are Rei. I only hope that soon we can have more famous Kaiju here.

 

Rei: Actually Kavu I did get Mothra to come for the next match.

 

Kavu: Thank you Rei! Thank you so much! Now if we get Mothra here maybe, just maybe, other more famous Kaiju will be implied to come here!

 

Rei: But there is only one condition.

 

Kavu: Rei!? What condition? Because I know it doesn't involve you.

 

Rei: You have to let the Cosmos replace you for the match, you also have to wear a chicken costume while doing the chicken dance.

 

Kavu: WHAT!? YOU'RE NUT REI! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD EVEN CONSIDER DOING THAT!? GIVE ME SOME CREDIT!

 

Rei: I do give you credit(more than you should get). But you said you wanted publicity. So, wear a chicken costume, do the chicken dance, and let the Cosmos run the show for a day. You'll get a lot of publicity.

 

Kavu: I could kill you right now Rei . . .

 

Rei: I know. Ok everyone, that's all we have for today! Come back next time to see another spectacular kaiju match and also to see Kavu in a chicken costume doing the CHICKEN DANCE!

 

Kavu: I hate you so much right now Rei . . .