WMW: Bermuda Triangle Match #5

 

Kavu: Hello everyone and come on in! For those who missed out last week when-

 

Rei: Kavu wore a chicken costume and did the CHICKEN DANCE!

 

Kavu (blushing): Well yes that too, but mainly you missed out on our first ever guests, the cosmos, and a spectacular match between Mothra Leo and the lost Kaiju Gigamoth!

 

Rei: And with that little stunt of publicity we now have two more somewhat famous Kaiju right here on the show!

Rei: Yup, we are going to have the legendary Kaiju Frankenstein and the newer version of Baragon, aka Guardian Baragon! Now, both of these Kaiju have a long blood feud with each other.

 

Kavu: Rei's correct, for once. Frankenstein and Baragon have been harsh enemies since 1957 when these two Kaiju came face to face for the first time! Maybe Frankenstein is so angry with Baragon because he tries to eat his girlfriend?

 

Rei: Or maybe it's because Frankenstein stopped Baragon from getting a small snack, then publicly humiliating him! But I know one thing, that this is going to be a match for the records! Oh, and also Baragon's going to wipe the floor with Frankenstein!

 

Kavu: Are you joking Rei?! Everyone who has a brain knows it going to be the same as last time, Frankenstein all the way!!!

 

Rei: Ok then! You want to make a little friendly bet on it? Or are you a big CHICKEN, he-he.

 

Kavu: I'm no CHICKEN! I accept your bet, if I WIN you have to do everything I don't want to. And if YOU WIN, then you get the same thing.

 

Rei: DEAL! Now to everyone and everything out there in who knows what galaxy! Let's Get Ready To Crumble!

 

Frankenstein vs. Guardian Baragon

 

The two feuding Kaiju have been teleported into a replica of were they last did combat the open fields of a country! The first Kaiju to be teleported into the arena is Baragon, soon followed by Frankenstein. As soon as Frankenstein is teleported into the arena Baragon and Frankenstein lock eyes. Just the thought of that other Kaiju daring to make a challenge drives both Kaiju towards madness, rage, and revenge! The two Kaiju's rage has come to a boiling point as Baragon leaps toward the sky and tries a flying ram! But with his almost human-like brain Frankenstein dodges out of the way and back hands Baragon right in the left cheek! Stumbling backwards Baragon quickly decides on a new tactic as he speedily starts to dig into the ground throwing dirt and rubble at Frankenstein's deformed face. With sand, dirt, and debris flying into his face Frankenstein steadily walks back until he hits a dried out river bed and falls flat on his back. Even madder now that his mortal enemy has made a fool out of him Frankenstein sits up and looks around. Only to find an empty field. Getting up Frankenstein looks around for any sign of Baragon, which he finds in the form of a giant mound of dirt leading to a giant tunnel. Frankenstein gets up and hurrying starts to back away from Baragon's tunnel. He knows what his little opponent is trying to do, but if only he knew where he was, then maybe he could- Oh! And even before I could finish my sentence Baragon comes right out from under Frankenstein's feet and pulls him underground! Now Baragon has emerged from the tunnel and walks smoothly and confidently over to Frankenstein's unburied head. With his nemeses acutely breathing down his neck Baragon initiates a series of absently brutal attacks on Frankenstein's face! With every swipe more and more chunks of Frankenstein's face come off. Now with almost 60% of his face been torn off Frankenstein suddenly gains an unimaginable amount of strength and bursts completely out of the ground and starts his own brutal series of attacks! After being knocked around for awhile Frankenstein is finally getting his kicks in, which he ends with a jaw shattering upper cut! After being knocked backwards about a couple of feet, Baragon lies there motionless. As Baragon lies on his back Frankenstein walks toward him with a clump of dirt in his hand. As he reaches Baragon’s feet, Baragon suddenly springs up and bites Frankenstein on the shoulder! Now with Baragon chewing on Frankenstein’s shoulder. Frankenstein grabs Baragon’s horn and tries to rip Baragon off, but with every tug e is accidentally ripping his own flesh. So with the option of being chewed to peaces by his arch rival Frankenstein pushes Baragon toward a small forest, with Baragon struggling all the way. As both rival Kaiju reach the edge of the forest Frankenstein grabs a small fern and rips it right out of the ground. When Baragon sees this out of the corner of his eyes he starts to chew and shake Frankenstein’s shoulder even more. Now that has gotten Baragon very angry. And with that fact Frankenstein lunges the small fern right into Baragon’s back shoulder. With the fern deeply implanted into his shoulder Baragon immediately lets go and stumbles backwards, after which he rips out the parts of fern not already in his shoulder. With the fern out of his back Baragon now charges at Frankenstein. And Frankenstein is charging at Baragon, and they clash with each other. Baragon is holding on to Frankenstein’s shoulders trying to get a “bite”, and Frankenstein is holding on to Baragon’s horn trying to not let him get a “bite”. And as they grapple with each other it appears that each one isn’t gaining any advantage, well that is until Frankenstein gains some of his strength back and chunks Baragon. Baragon falls with a thud and lies there motionless and doesn’t get back up. With his blood rival lying there motionless Frankenstein pulls up a tree and steadily walks to Baragon. As soon as Frankenstein is within three feet of himself Baragon leaps up and hind kicks Frankenstein in the chest. Now on the ground Frankenstein gets another set of beatings from Baragon, only this time it’s from his feet and its way more intense. But being the thinking Kaiju that he is Frankenstein grabs a hand full of sand and intends to chunk it at his assailant’s eyes, in this he succeeds. When the sand hits Baragon's eyes he leaps back and howls in pain trying to get the infernal sand out of his eyes. Frankenstein takes this opportunity as it knocks and hops on Baragon and puts him into a pin. With Frankenstein on top of him Baragon strangles to get out from under him, but as we all know its nearly impossible to do, and even more impossible when you're currently blind. And the count is 3 . . . 2 . . . 1! Baragon wins by a Pin! Baragon wins by a Pin!

 

Kavu: Yes! Yes! Yes! I won our friendly little bet! I knew good old Frankenstein would win! I knew he could beat that overgrown lizard! Who's the real man now Baragon! That's right! I am!

 

Rei: Oh great, now not only do I have to do his bidding, but I have to hear his little victory speech.

 

Kavu: Ok, ok, back to business. I hope everyone had a good time! And come back next time to WMW: Bermuda Triangle my fiendest friends. And I hope you don't get lost in one of our whirlpools or dimensional warps.

 

Rei: Ooooooooooooooook, and with that scary notion, Good-bye and Good-luck to you all! I honestly hope you had a spectacular time here and will join us next time! Adios!