Kavu: Welcome everyone! Today is the WMW:Bermuda Triangle's #8 episode! Just three more weeks before we have to fight The Phantom and his Kaiju of Destruction. But lets get past that.
Rei: Yeah! Let's forget those idiots and get on with the newer fights! We are going to have two legendary Kaiju come and fight for us here at WMW: Bermuda Triangle! I so can't wait for them to start pounding each other! Destroy them all! Destroy them all!
Kavu: Oh, right you are Rei. No matter what race you dawn from fighting is an essential part of life. That's why we here at WMW: Bermuda Triangle give you regular doses of mayhem so that you don't have to find new and inventive ways to see some fights, like beating the old lady across the street.
Rei: So with that public view out of the way. Our to contestants this time will be two Kaiju that come from ancient mythology. These two have been seen all through the ancient world. These two Kaiju still even today hold strong as powerful symbols in numerous nations! These two Kaiju are The RoF Dragon and The Pheonix (the fire bird)!
Kavu: Yes "WMW: Bermuda Triangle" has gotten the a RoF Dragon, but not just any dragon, we got the big male, thank you Beta 19! So lets see what happens when two of histories most mentioned Kaiju come face to face in a match-up of a life time! If you aren't here to see this then you're going to miss something that will never be seen to human eyes again!
Rei: Our match will be held in a replica of a present-day city that of course is by a giant, active, volcano. The city is abandoned(duh) and is filled with multiple skyscrapers, good for weaving in and out of a tight situation. Perfect for the RoF Dragon! The volcano on the other hand has a giant mouth and the lava is clearly visible, bubbling and boiling. Any Kaiju that doesn't have the adaptability for fire is going to fry in that thing. Just what the Pheonix could use for a home field! This terrain is suitable for both of these legendary Kaiju. So without further to do, Let's Get Ready To Crumble! {Oh, I so love to say that line!}
The Pheonix v.s. RoF Dragon
The two Kaiju are being teleported into the terrain as it is just now being completed. RoF Dragon immediately lunges forward and sails through the sky looking and, maybe, memorizing his surroundings. As for the Pheonix, he flaps his way up to the top of the highest building and surveys the land. Pheonix to be having a bit of trouble finding RoF Dragon. In fact, I can't see him myself!? As the announcers are talking about where RoF Dragon could of gone, they're given a surprise and an answer at the same time. For while everyone was talking the RoF Dragon bursts out of the building to the left of the Pheonix and snaps at the Pheonix's wing and misses. Now that both of the Kaiju have been reviled we are going to have a good show, because each one is staring the other down, a cold hard stare that shows no mercy! After the RoF Dragon missed his attendant target, the Pheonix glides by him and commences with peaking, clawing, and ramming the RoF Dragon. With all of these sharp implements coming at him the for Dragon falls off of his roof top and pummels to the concrete. Following up his onslaught, the Pheonix dives down and emits a stream of flames that scorches the RoF Dragon's thick hide. And after being scorched the RoF Dragon crashes into the ground with a loud bang! The Pheonix perches itself on top of a roof top and peers down into the smoke, probably looking for any sign of the RoF Dragon's continued existence. With no tell-tale signs of the RoF Dragon the Pheonix begins to send out his heat beam amongst the towering skyscrapers.Wave after wave of the blast creates a huge amount of smoke to fill the lower parts of the city and the volcanic valley that lies farther west. As the city and valley continue to fill the lower extremities the judges are about to call the Pheonix the winner. As the announcers rise out of there seats to declare the Pheonix the winner, the RoF Dragon swooshes out from the smoke and blind sides the Pheonix with his claws, only to end it with his long tail. The Pheonix is so surprised by this he doesn't have enough time to react and gets the full force of each blow. The RoF Dragon is now turning around to give the Pheonix another round a air strikes, but the Pheonix is prepared this time, or so he thinks. As the RoF Dragon flies ever so faster to the Pheonix, everyone is watching. No one is even breathing heavy. Its like time is slowing down and is about to come to a stand still! Just when it seems time has stopped, it return to normal as the Pheonix emits a heat ray, but the RoF Dragon at a split second ducks and whacks the Pheonix with his tail.Then the RoF Dragon grabs the Pheonix's head and smashes it into his own head, knocking the flying Kaiju unconscious. Then the RoF Dragon lets go of the Pheonix and has him drop down into the smog. As the Pheonix reaches the top of the smog cloud the RoF Dragon dive bombs off the building and strikes the Pheonix and then flies up to the top of the smog cloud. Gliding out of the smog the RoF Dragon continues to fly higher and higher. His he going to do what the Pheonix did? the answer, not a chance! Because when the RoF Dragon reaches a high enough altitude he swerves around and fires a stream of his natural napalm, for those of you who don't know what napalm is, it a stream of searing flames. When the napalm flames reach the lingering smog it ignites and creates a explosion big enough to engulf the entire lower half of the city!
Rei: WOW! What a blast!
Kavu: Amazing! Simply amazing!
RoF Dragon: I know, beautiful isn't it?
Kavu: What! How can you talk!? I know we can understand Stero because of Lora, but another Kaiju that can speak to humans!? How?
RoF Dragon: If you really want to understand those questions you need not ask me, but to ask your friend right there.
Kavu: You mean Rei? Ok Rei what on Earth did you do know? I thought you said you weren't going to do anything else unless you asked me first!
Rei: I lied. I thought having a few random things would make WMW: Bermuda Triangle a bit more exciting because you never know what is going to happen ( # ^_^ # ).
Kavu: Ok, that does make some sense. But Rei, you gotto answer me this. How on Earth did you get it to were RoF Dragon could talk to humans?
Rei: Oh its not just RoF Dragon, its all the Kaiju. You see, I was bored one day and decided to pop in on some of the other WMW co-announcers. I just so happened to have popped in on WMW: Fatal Fridays, starring Tim and AJ, when they where talking with a Kaiju that just won the match. So I though, why can't we have our show talk to Kaiju? So I "borrowed" their thing that allows you to talk to Kaiju.
Kavu: You mean you stole it! Rei we can get in big trouble for that you know! Talk about getting the boot! Iguanoman will surly fire us if he finds out! Aw, man! Rei, you better go give that back to Tim and AJ!
Rei: Nope. They had it and I thought it would be fair if we had-
Just as Rei was going to finish he sentence the smoke clears and reviles the Pheonix still alive, without a scorch mark on him. The RoF Dragon is very much surprised by this new turn of events. The Pheonix flies up and heads towards the Volcanic valley, since the city is completely destroyed. The RoF Dragon pursues the Pheonix and almost catches up with the fire bird. As the RoF Dragon reaches closer and closer the Pheonix halts in midair and ducks a slight lower than the flying RoF Dragon. Now that the Pheonix is lower and stopped the RoF Dragon flies right over him and gets slashed by the Pheonix's crest on his head. Wounded and bleeding, not that he wasn't injured before its just this is the first strike that drew blood, the RoF Dragon tumbles on the volcanic rock and slams right into the side of the volcano. As he gets up the Pheonix lightly lands and then waddles over to the grounded RoF Dragon. Turning the wounded dragon over on his back the Pheonix places one claw on him and raises his wings up in the air and gives the loudest ear splitting screech you have ever heard.
Pheonix: I have won! No one can ever defeat the immortal Pheonix! The Pheonix is unbeatable!
RoF Dragon: Not yet you aren't!
Kavu: Ok, maybe this wasn't a good idea . . .
As the Pheonix is ranting and raving over how great he is, the RoF Dragon gathers enough napalm blasts to do some serious damage to the obnoxious Pheonix. As the Pheonix looks down his eyes are met by the sight of ragging flames and is engulfed in the napalm fire that the RoF Dragon sent out. The Pheonix is trying to put out the flames, as he is doing this the RoF Dragon gets to his feet, with one hand holding his wounded chest. The RoF Dragon lunges on top of the Pheonix and begins to bite, slash, and whip the Pheonix with all of his might. The Pheonix is now kicking at the RoF Dragon in hopes of driving him off, which it does. The only reason the RoF Dragon gets off of the Pheonix is because the Pheonix's talons started to slice up the RoF Dragon's chest, stomach, and the arm he used to stop the blood from his chest. Now that each Kaiju are extremely wounded, the Pheonix has multiple broken bones, and the RoF Dragon is bleeding terribly, it looks like each could kill over at any second. But the Pheonix has enough strength to muster up a heat beat and blast it in the RoF Dragon's direction. But its off and hits the side of the volcano! When the HEAT beam hits the volcanoes side it causes the volcano to erupt and spew out boiling hot magma! The RoF Dragon is now caught in the middle of a river of molten lava! Bleeding and tired the RoF Dragon has no where else to go, except into the lava, but I don't recommend it without sunscreen. The Pheonix on the other hand can withstand the extreme heat of the molten rocks and plunges right into the lava. Oh things do not looks good for the RoF Dragon. With multiple broken bones the Pheonix couldn't of flied away, giving the RoF Dragon just about all the time he needed to tear the Pheonix apart. But now with the lava completely surrounding him its given the Pheonix an alternative mode of transportation. The Pheonix hurtles out of the lava and side swipes the RoF Dragon right in the eye. Now blind in one eye, bleeding massively, tired, and scorched by the lava the RoF Dragon is fighting a downhill battle. But every time the Pheonix hurtles out of the lava the RoF Dragon still tries to claw, whip, and snap at the Pheonix. What a fighter, even though the odds are against him he still will not quite! And its that perseverance that might win the match for the RoF Dragon. As the Pheonix hurtles out of the molten "road", since he is using it very much like a road, the RoF Dragon throws himself up and snaps onto the Pheonix's neck! Now being drawn back onto solid ground the Pheonix tries to flap its wings, only in doing so hurting himself. And with a thud the RoF Dragon slams the Pheonix into the very solid ground and with a gleeful look in his eye rips out the Pheonix's jugular! But even though the match is won the RoF Dragon tears ever more into the Pheonix and then when the fire bird is mauled the RoF Dragon uses his napalm breath and char broils the Pheonix! Now nothing but a pile of ashes the RoF Dragon does what any RoF Dragon would do. Eats the ashes. And for those who don't know, Pheonix's are immortal and are reborn from the ashes of their old body. And since there is no ashes left, the RoF Dragon has inevitable won this match!
Rei: I can't believe that the RoF Dragon actually won the match! I thought that when the volcano erupted he was a gonner. But it just goes to show you if you keep your eye on it you can do anything!
Kavu: Yeah, that goes to show you why the Chinese and Japanese people held dragons as a sign of power and leadership. In fact the emperors of both countries had thrones surrounded by dragon statues.
Rei: Z Z Z . . . Hu!? Oh, yes Kavu very interesting. Thanks for the nap, I mean history lesson. Anyway for the first time ever, thanks to the thing I swiped from Tim and AJ, we are going to have a direct interview with the RoF Dragon! RoF Dragon what do you think about the Pheonix?
RoF Dragon: I believe the Pheonix was a strong competitor and would of won the match if I hadn't gotten a hold of his skinny little neck. I also think that the terrain was perfect for this match, we each could use it to our full advantage and did so. He is a surprisingly good fighter and can think of a new stratagem quickly when need be.
Rei: So what are your future plans for WMW: Bermuda Triangle, if we don't lose it to The Phantom and his minions?
RoF Dragon: I plan on fighting any other Kaiju that gets in my way. I have high hopes in fighting some other opponents of my own species. I also would like to extend a challenge to your cousins Kaiju, Stero. And as for The Phantom and his minions! I hope they know what they're getting themselves into. I mean they got eight different Kaiju, we could just get eight different Gojiras and go kick their butts easily.
Rei: You do know that we a can not have more than one Gojira on our upcoming team roster you know? It would conflict with the rules laid down by The Phantom, right?
RoF Dragon: Oh, well in that case you are going to need all the muscle you can get. If you ever need my help just shoot a flare gun in the sky. I'll see it and come to your rescue. One such as you shouldn't be found in battle.
Rei: Oh, ok. Thanks, I guess. (RoF Dragon # ^_^ #)
RoF Dragon: I am so sorry my dear, but I must go now and you need to further gather your team. Until we meet again Rei, so long and good luck!
[With a mighty burst of air the RoF Dragon launches into the sky and sails back to Bermuda Isle. Kavu and Rei are left there in the dust.]
Kavu: Well Rei, it looks like a certain Kaiju has the hearts for you. I wonder what he'll give you for a present on Valentines Day ( ^_^ )
Rei: Kavu you better shut your trap before I come over there and shove my foot in it! I have never heard a more preposterous thing in my life! The RoF Dragon liking me! Now that's just weird.
Kavu: I don't think so. Just look what he already left you.
[Rei and pokes her head out the window and sees her name written in flames. Rei also sees the RoF Dragon just now leaving for Bermuda Isle.]
Rei: I, hu, that can't, Why would he, its not-
Kavu: I told you he likes you. GOD I'd hate you see what you two would look like as a couple ( ^_^ ) Now I'm annoying her.) . . .
Rei(yelling at the top of her lungs): THATS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION! THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH I WOULD GO OUT WITH A KAIJU! I'M A HUMAN GIRL! HE'S A GIANT LIZARD! I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU RIGHT NOW KAVU!
[Rei walks out the door and slams it shut, causing a picture to fall and break.]
Kavu: Well that was kind of fun. At least I got my revenge for taking that device ( ^_^) Serves her right). Anyway I better go apologize to her or we'll never get past this. To everyone out there! Bye-bye! Come back in three weeks to see us take on The Phantom and his minions!
