Rei: Hi everyone! It's me Rei and today I'm hosting the show all on my own, Kavu's currently out of town. So to keep in the spirit of WMW: Bermuda Triangle, I've hired a temporary replacement Kavu, it's his cousin Lora. Everyone give a big harm welcome to Lora! Come on in Lora!
Lora: Uh . . . what am I supposed to say "Hi", or something? If that's the case then hello everyone and hello Rei. And I guess I'm also supposed to say, "I'm happy to be hear"
Rei: Not bad but you need to work on it a little bit more. Either way why don't you introduce the match for the day Lora? You might be good at it and find you like doing it.
Lora: What ever . . . Today my cousins and Rei's company, I guess you could call it that, are having a two on two duel. The fighters are Megalon and Kamacuras v.s. Kumonga and Giant Tarantula. Everyone knows about Megalon, the giant mutant cockroach that Godzilla easily defeated along with King Ghidorah. Kamacuras is a giant prey mantis that is relatively new and helped in the invasion of Earth in Final Wars, he has the ability to blend seamlessly into his surroundings. Kumonga is a giant tarantula that also helped invade Earth in Final Wars, in the movie he never used his poison but I hope he uses it in this match. And the last of our fighters is a little known Kaiju that popped up in Arizona when he was given a synthetic nutrient.
Rei: And now our four giant bugs will fight in a replicated dessert that is also partially covered in thick forests. These Kaiju will be able to use their special abilities to there fullest extent. So lets get on with the fight!
Megalon and Kamacuras v.s. Kumonga and Giant Tarantula
Each Kaiju are transported into the arena and the bell rings to signal for the match to begin. Kamacuras immediately goes camouflage and disappears into the background. Megalon uses his drill-like hands and digs himself into the ground and waits for his chance to strike one of his enemies. While Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula are left out in the open and are easy prey to strike. But these two arachnids aren't going down that easily, as we see. Kumonga's lets out a stream of webs and the Giant Tarantula sends out a bunch of irritating back hairs. Kumonga's web have directly, and with a lot of luck, hit Kamacuras. Kamacuras falls straight to the ground and lands with a thud. With quick agility the Giant Tarantula races over to Kamacuras and is about to lunge his poisonous fangs into him. But right as he gets to the body Megalon leaps out of the ground and back "hands" him right into a a sand dune. Megalon removes the webs from Kamacuras and turns to the two opposing arachnids. Letting no time to spare Megalon unleashes a barrage of his napalm spits and shoots his laser horns, while Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula are being distracted by Megalon Kamacuras goes into camouflage-mode and flies behind them. Now that Kamacuras is behind them he charges out and slashes both of the arachnids legs off! Kamacuras and Megalon both look at each other and seems to try to figure out a good way to defeat the two enemy Kaiju. While those two are talking the Giant Tarantula regenerates his eight legs and then turns to Kumonga. What he does is surprising as he bites himself and then Kumonga! What the Giant Tarantula is planing is he transfers some of his blood into Kumonga and then Kumonga actually gets then power to regenerate his lost legs(sounds farfetched? You're not the only one.)! Now that both of the spiders have there legs back Kumonga leaps into the air then brings his legs to form a point. With the dagger-like edge of Kumonga's legs the completely skewers through Kamacuras! Now out of Kamacuras' bleeding thorax Kumonga begins to spin his web around Kamacuras. Kamacuras is now stuck in almost a ball of pure webbing, Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula walks up. But before they can do anything Megalon sends out a ray from his horn and hits Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula. The ray from Megalon's horn knocks both Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula back crashing into the dense forest part of the arena. Kamacuras gets a less formal treating as Megalon strides up and stabs Kamacuras right through the thorax, killing him instantly! I guess there is no honor amongst the bug community. Kumonga and the Giant Tarantula ease themselves up and send out there own barrage of attacks. Kumonga with his poison stinger and the Giant Tarantula lets out his irritating back hairs. And what does Megalon do? He spits out a lot of napalm grenades that hurtles toward the two attacking arachnids. With a huge explosion the Giant Tarantula is sent into a million flaming pieces. Now it's a one on one match, Megalon v.s. Kumonga! The field is instantly changes to a wide open field with sunny weather. Megalon and Kumonga looks around in surprise, but each soon get the idea that the battle is still on the way. Megalon makes the first move as he burrows into the ground beneath him. Kumonga has no idea where of when his opponent is and where it could strike. So Kumonga does the only sensible thing, he starts to leap around and hope that when he lands Megalon doesn't hit him. Which is what happens. After about nine times jumping around Megalon bursts out of the ground and slams Kumonga into the thick forest surrounding them. Getting up Kumonga spit out a net-shaped web to cover Megalon, but that plan goes terribly wrong when Megalon uses his drill-like hands to wrap it up and soot it back. Now wrapped in his own web Kumonga has now way of getting out of Megalon's path. With a last ditch effort Kumonga sends out a strait shot of web at the approaching Megalon. But all Megalon does is fire his horn laser at the approaching web, which makes it catch on fire. And now that the web is on fire it streams all the way to Kumonga! Now Kumonga is on fire and can't get away or out it out. With one last shot Megalon spits out a single napalm bomb and chunks it at Kumonga's head. With another explosion Kumonga's head is blasted off, leaving the body to burn itself out. And Megalon and Kamacuras (if he were still alive) are announced the winners!
Rei: Ok everyone, you've seen it for yourself. Megalon and Kamacuras won this match! But I wonder who would of won if we had more people and if they were on different teams?
Lora: Well, I guess you won't know until you hold the match some other time. As for now we can't hold any other matches.
Rei: Yeah, you're right. And your cousin will be back next week, so you probably wont be here to see it, but I'll check with Kavu to find out.
Lora: Ok, thank you very much Rei. I guess I have to go. So see you and everyone else later! Bye!
Rei: OK, bye Lora! I'll see you some other time! And to everyone else out there, see you guys later, adios!
