Kavu: Yo! What up everyone! Its me Kavu your WMW: Bermuda Triangle MC!
Rei: Ok, Kavu. You need to stop that before I have to hit you. That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen!
Kavu: Sorry, I just had to figure up something new for today. Well our match will be a gorilla pack attack! Four giant apes fighting against each other for the title, "Greatest Ape Of The World!"
Rei: So our fighters will be as followed. The eight wonder of the world King Kong '05! The giant Ape that wreaked havoc in South Korea! Mighty Joe Young the giant ape that was raised by Jill Young. And Mechani-Kong, the robotic menace that was built to stop the mighty Kong! Ok, so now that we have our fighters, we need a place for them to fight!
Kavu: And were else would four giant apes fight? Well I can only think of two places. New York City and Skull Island. So I guess that since we are having four apes fighting, and only about two of them went to New York City, our match will be at the well known Skull Island!
Rei: Ok, Lets Get Ready To Rumble!
King Kong '05 v.s. Ape v.s. Mighty Joe Young v.s. Mechani-Kong
The four apes are transported into the arena at the same time. Each ape searches around , waiting for someone to make the first move. Then all of a sudden Mechani-Kong throws a large grenade at King Kong and has it explode over his shoulder. Its like time just stopped! Ape and Joe Young are staring at Mechani-Kong, Mechani-Kong is looking toward King Kong and Waiting for him do turn around, and King Kong is breathing heavily from the smoke and his anger. With a giant swing King Kong slams Mechani-Kong in the face, denting him in the process, and sends him flying right into Ape, who is not able to get out of the way in time. Then Kong runs up to Mechani-Kong and throws his arms up for a vicious punch, but is tackled by Joe Young who wants a bit of the action! Kong grabs Joe's leg and swings him around smashing him into Ape and Mechani-Kong as they both try to get up. Each fighter is now up and glancing at each other. Kong and Joe glance at each other and immediately form a unspoken alliance. Now Kong and Joe are running at a break neck speed and cloths line Ape in the chest, knocking him down. Mechani-Kong begins to throw a bunch of grenades at Kong and Joe. Under the cover of smoke Ape is able to sneak around and climb to the top of a small mountain. When the smoke clears Kong and Joe look at Mechani-Kong, just as they are about to charge at him Ape leaps down and body slams Kong, flapping like a bird as he does it for some reason? Joe hits the ground and hits is head on a rock, while Kong is pined by Ape. And the count down begins, 10 . . . and second ten is said Kong bites a chunk out of Ape! After that Ape gets up and runs off into the forest to lick his wounds! Now Mechani-Kong is all alone and with very few grenades left in his belt. So Mechani-Kong uses an innovative method, he turns on his hypnotic flashing lights. But before Kong or Joe are put under hypotenuses, King Kong puts his hands over his and Joe's eyes. As Mechani-Kong's hypnotic lights are flashing, Ape runs up to them and drop kicks both. But before he can Kong and Joe use their free arms to grab both of Apes legs. While Ape is struggling to get free, Mechani-Kong throws one of his grenades. Kong grabs the grenade before it explodes and chunks it back! The grenade explodes right in Mechani-Kong's face, destroying one of his lights and shorting out the other. As Mechani-Kong falls to the ground Ape finally gets free. But only to be grabbed by Kong, out in a choke hold, ran up the side of a mountain, and then given a suplex that snaps his neck or breaks his back, hard to tell. With Ape out of the way and Mechani-Kong almost gone it seems like the only two fighters left are going to be Kong and Joe. But instead of going for the most likely opponent, Kong goes for Mechani-Kong. Before Kong can get to his mechanical doppelganger Joe Slams into him and then they both fall into a small cavern. After getting up the damage is clearly shown, Joe's arm is severely torn to pieces, in fact its so torn up that it would be easily ripped off, and as for Kong, his leg is broken in three places. Battered and bruised the two apes slowly climb out of the cavern. But eventually fall when they both get bitten by the giant insects that are now swarming the cavern! Each ape flings and jerks to try and get the bugs off, but there are to many of them! But with a great leap Kong is able to jump past the swarms and then swing Joe up with him. Now each of the apes is out of the cavern and in a good deal of pain, Joe tries to stop the bleeding that his "amputated" leg is doing after it was eaten off during their escape. Each one looks up and kind of half smiles half grins at each other over their narrow escape. But this moment of good sportsmanship is short lived. Because all of a sudden the only thing anyone can hear is a loud snap, and Joe's lifeless body slumping over. Kong stares at Mighty Joe Young's body and then peers up. And standing over Joe's dead body is Mechani-Kong! In a furry of anger Kong begins to punch, kick, and slam Mechani-Kong into everything that he can see! Mechani-Kong tries to reach for a grenade, but Kong bites it and snaps it off. Kong slams his arms into Mechani-Kong's chest and continues this until his chest is deeply indented. Kong now grabs Mechani-Kong's beat up head and then yanks at it, then with one last tug King Kong rips Mechani_Kong's head completely off! Kong holds his arch rival's head over his and gives a loud roar that spreads across the whole of Skull Island, announcing that KING KONG is still king of all the apes!
Rei: I can't believe that Mechani-Kong snapped Mighty Joe Young's neck! I mean that's the cruelest thing I've ever seen!
Kavu: Yeah, well after all he is a machine. What can I say, only a real Kaiju or a cyborg can have feelings. But machines have nothing inside of them, just moving parts and oil. But I am glad to announce that Kong is and still is the king of apes!
Rei: Yeah, we could use him for our up coming match with The Phantom! WHICH IS ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!
Kavu: I know what you mean, I'm anxious too. I only hope that everyone out there will give us their support! Either way that's all we have for you folks!
Rei: Bye-bye!
ONLY 1 WEEK LEFT TO GO BEFORE THE FINAL SHOW DOWN!
