Kavu: Welcome back everybody! I am sorry to inform you that after this episode "WMW: Bermuda Triangle" will be leaving the air for a unknown period of time.
Rei: And for the last episode before our well deserved brake we decided to do something . . . well . . . a little bit different. Actually it was Lora's idea. Speaking of Lora here she comes right now.
[Enter Lora from right side door.]
Kavu: Hey Lora, thanks for coming in so we can have this special episode even more special.
Lora: Eh, whatever. The only thing I know is that I'm getting paid. After all a 10 year-old has to have her priorities strait. Doesn't she?
Rei: Eh, he!? Yeah, what you said. Anyway, Lora, would you mind telling our readers what the kaiju for today's battle will be?
Lora: Not at all. Today I'll be the hosting the beginnings of a tournament of shorts with my cousin and his friend before they go on their vacation. We have 5 matches and will be showing two of them today. The other three will be shown when Kavu and Rei come back from their vacation.
Kavu: In other words this is a the big send off so you guys will be at least somewhat satisfied. At least until we get back. And then the last three will be shown.
Rei: Kavu, I think they understand that.
Kavu: Oh, sorry (^_^). The first two contestant are Anguirus Showa and Anguirus FW! That's right! This tournament is going to pit each of the original kaiju(but only the good ones) against their future form! So that means we will be having Gojira, Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra, and King Kong fighting their '05 or Final Wars counterpart.
Rei: And to keep thing simple and less confusing all of the Showa Kaiju will be called simply Showa and the 'Final Wars', or 2005 kaiju as in King Kong's case, will be plainly called FW/05.
Lora: So lets get going and have the two Anguirus' come out and duel to the finish!
Anguirus Showa (code named "Showa") v.s. Anguirus FW (code named "FW")
The two Anguirus' roll out onto the barren stage (which is a desolate wheat field). FW catches the sent of Showa and feels that his "territory" is being threatened; little do people know Anguirus' are very territorial. So he immediately charges into Showa and tosses him into the sky, and then jump kicks him ~20 feet away! And what does Showa do? He turns on his back and hit the ground with a force that makes the arena rock a little bit, but not that much. Showa gets up and shakes the dust off of himself and then begins to throw dirt into FW eyes. Now that is a dirty trick, no pun intended. When FW is able to get all of the dirt out of his eyes he is surprised to see that Showa wasn't trying to use a dirty trick to get the advantage, he was trying to dig down into the ground so he can have a really good advantage! FW is moving around the stage a little bit, trying not to stay in one spot for to long, because if he pauses for even the slightest amount of time Showa will come bursting out of the ground and begin to kick FW butt all over this stadium. But now FW is stopping completely! Is he trying to get hit!? And now comes the rumbling . . . and out right from under FW comes Showa. Showa is trying to bite and gorge FW in the soft underbelly of FW. But even before Showa was able to get out of the ground FW used his amazing jumping ability and leaps clear out of the way from Showa's underground attack. And now that Showa is clearly in sight FW curls into a ball and begins to roll towards Showa, gaining speed with every rotation. SLAM! FW lands a direct hit on Showa and sends' him flying! WOW, now that got some distance. As Showa is falling to the ground FW gets up underneath where Showa is going to slam into and lays down. When FW lays down he pulls in his legs, arms, tail, and head into his hard armored body. And with a loud thud Showa falls right on FW spiked back. Screams of pain erupt from Showa as he tries to get off of FW's back. But just like a turtle he really can't flip over unless he has some help. And even though Showa is very injured he's not dead, so FW has to get up eventually or risk losing by a pin. And so FW lifts up and slides Showa off his back. Only to get kicked and head-butted in the face by the now upright Showa! Showa scurries over a little bit from FW and then jumps backwards to ram FW with his very own spiked back. And that hurts FW more than it did Showa. Only because Showa landed on his back, FW got hit with the spikes on his head. Which leaves a very large and very severe puncture mark. And FW is leaping/ramming into everything he can . . . well . . . see. Showa is able to get out of the way and then bite onto FW's tail. And when Showa gets a hold of FW's tail, he rips it off ! ! ! FW runs forward and then trips over his own feet! After rolling over and over for about 87 feet FW lands on his back. Showa then scoots back and then charges forward! Showa then uses his descendants very own trick. With a big Slam Showa slams right into FW's head! And then a loud crunch emits from the entire stadium! Showa has broken FW's neck with his opponents very own trick! Amazing!
Lora: Wow, now that was . . . um, something.
Rei: I know, who would of thought to use your opponents own attack against him ! ! !
Kavu: And now to the other battle for today. And that match would happen to be King Kong Showa versus King Kong 2005!
Lora: And just as we said in the beginning we are going to call King Kong Showa just Showa. And King Kong 2005 just 05.
Kavu: So, what do you get when you put to giant apes together and have then duel it out????
Rei: Oh ! ! ! Oh ! ! ! ! I know ! I know . . .
King Kong Showa (code named "Showa") v.s. King Kong 2005 (code named "05")
The two giant apes are transported into a now replicated arena of the legendary Skull Island on a stormy day. 05 is on the top of his cliff when Showa climbs up the side to come eye to eye with 05. 05 picks up a boulder and chunks it at Showa, who just barely able to get out of the way in time. 05 runs up to Showa and tries to backhand him off the cliff. Showa ducks and uppercuts 05 with his left leg, sending 05 sliding over the wet rocks. 05 is able to get up and then looks at the rain soaked ground and then at Showa, who is beating his chest as a challenge. 05 goes running backwards and then 05 actually does a sliding low kick to Showa's legs, making the big ape fall flat on his chin! 05 gets up, shakes the rain off of his fur, and then puts 05 into a suplex! And this might be the end of a short match, you could say that improvement is the real way to- OH! Showa is able to get 05's finger in his mouth and bites it clean off! Showa lunges 05 off from over him, then after grabbing his arm, slams him into the side of tree! I don't know about you, but having your finger bitten off will make even Super Gojira let go of his opponent. When Showa has slammed 05 into nearly fifty trees he is satisfied in just letting 05 go and have him fall off the cliff. As 05 flings to his doom, as not even Kong can survive a 70 foot drop, he grabs a root jutting out from the edge and swings back onto the ledge. Showa is overly surprised that 05 had then the slightest amount of strength left in him, and even the strength to save himself. All this knowledge distracts Showa until he is snapped back into reality, when 05 hurtles a tree stock into his left eye ! ! ! Yowling in pain (I mean who wouldn't) Showa trips over the boulders and stumps trying to get that darn tree out of his eye. Showa gets up to the highest point of Skull Island before he is able to get the tree stock out of his eye, which is bleeding irrefutably. Even all the way Showa was going up to the top 05 has been throwing boulders, trees, stumps, roots, and anything else he can get a hold of at Showa. When Showa is able to rip the tree out of his left eye socket he holds it in his hand and looks down on 05 with a very menacing eye (can't say, "with very menacing eyes", since he only has one now). Right when Showa looks down at 05 is when 05 is actually able to get the perfect hit on Showa! Like I always say, "You can try a million times to hit a tree with that stone, and never get close to hitting it. But when you try and deliberately try to miss the tree, you hit it dead center." And that hit is what makes Showa throw his head back and lift his arms high in the air, after all he did get hit in the chin. And what happens right there is the stuff only a movie can show with perfect accuracy. When Showa raises his arms a blot of Lightning hits the tree Showa is holding! And the blot of lightning travels to Showa's hand and then to every other part of his body! But unlike 05, who would of been killed on the spot, Showa is able to absorb electricity and actually is revived and strengthened by it! So now that Showa is at Super-Charged right now all 05 has is the advantage of . . . well . . . nothing much. Showa leaps down upon 05 and grabs him with a death grip; you know, the one only people who are about to die can do. And when Showa grabs 05 he sends thousands upon thousands bolts of electricity through 05's entire body. But it isn't having any effect on 05, since he himself isn't currently "grounded" anyway. It appears that Showa is teasing his very own descendant, almost like saying "You youngling better learn your place!" And then he slams 05 right on the ground, making 05 "grounded" and also showing a spot where the electricity can escape. And King Kong '05 is shocked to death with enough volts of electricity that could power New York City for months! And then 05 just slumps over, dead. AND KING KONG SHOWA/TOHO WINS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Lora: Well the ending was cool.
Rei: Yeah! I liked it when King Kong Showa shocked King Kong 2005 with his electrical power! Kind of reminds me of my time as an executioner.
Kavu: You were an executioner!? I didn't know that Rei. What other jobs has you had!?
Rei: I fired chickens out of cannons at air planes, I've fought in the Civil War, I've helped create the Atomic Bomb and drop it, I've been President of the United States, I also was the first woman on Pluto! And also there was that time in Vietnam . . .
Lora: You know she's making this all up, right cousin?
Kavu: Yeah, she's probably read to many nooks and thinks all of those things are things she herself has done. Either way we better wrap this up. Lora, would you mind?
Lora: No not at all. So everyone from here to Planet X. I hope you enjoyed the first half of our tournament. And don't forget to keep checking in on us when Kavu and Rei is gone. You never know when They'll be coming back! But they'll probably announce it on some other WMW show. So-
Rei: So to everyone else out there! See you when we come back! Hey Kavu! Lora! Did you also know I was a leading genetics! And also I helped save the President of-
Kavu: Lora! Run!
Lora: You got it!
[Lora and Kavu go running out of the announcers booth!]
Rei: And that time in Albuquerque! HU!? Hey guys! Come back! I haven't finished telling all of the things I've done! Guys ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
[Rei goes running out of the announcers booth after Kavu and Lora]
AND SO WELL BE BACK AT A LATER TIME!
SPECIAL THANKS TO . . . Mikegodl@yahoo.com for sending in a match that he taught would be cool to see done. More requests will be done when we get back from our vacation.
