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WMW: Bermuda Triangle #23
 

Kavu: Well we're here for a new match at WMW: Bermuda Triangle.

Rei: And it's only right here that you will find the finest quality monster wrestling action! I mean, look at Friday, Sunday, and the like; not one of them is as excellent as us!

Kavu: Well actually Rei, you are forgetting that I at the present am working at http://gfw5.tripod.com/, also recognized as 'The Godzilla King's Site.' After all I do write the matches for this and that site.

Rei: Turncoat . . .

Kavu: What!? I only do it since he requested me too!

Rei: You still didn't have to go along with it. Either way can you inform them about the bout that we are going to have so we can get going?

Kavu: OK, fine, I'll tell everyone what competition that we're holding. It's Robot-Yeti vs. Cretaceous Rex! If you don't know who those two are, then you must not have watched any of the Godzilla the Animated Series episodes; which also means you're a very reliable Godzilla Fan.

Rei: And on that note, our two competitors will be fighting in a combination wasteland and river area! So let's go!

 
Robo-Yeti vs. Cretaceous Rex
 

Robo-YetiCretaceous Rex

 
The wasteland area appears to be unbelievably quiet, while the river region stands motionless; but the quietist of waters can hold the deepest of dangers. The ground begins to quake and Cretaceous Rex emerges directly out of the rivers mouth. Following Cretaceous Rex's appearance Robo-Yeti is teleported into the area and spots Cretaceous Rex, who is currently snacking on a large gazelle. Robot-Yeti runs in and bashes into Cretaceous Rex, who goes flying into a formation of rocks! Cretaceous Rex gets up and spews a vault of ink into Robo-Yeti's face, after that Cretaceous Rex entangles his enemy with his tentacles. Robo-Yeti is able to open his mouth enough to send out his enzyme spray; Cretaceous Rex immediately soars off and rolls around on the floor. Robo-Yeti then fires ten missiles toward Cretaceous Rex and all ten strikes their target dead on! Cretaceous Rex lies on the ground, not moving an inch. Robo-Yeti inches near Cretaceous Rex then kicks Cretaceous Rex in the stomach. Robo-Yeti then moves over and lugs an enormous granite pillar over to his fallen opponent. With a grunt Robo-Yeti hauls the granite pillar over his head, then with all his force he brings it down upon Cretaceous Rex; but surprisingly Cretaceous Rex grabs the pillar, swings it around, and chunks it directly back at Robo-Yeti! It looks like Cretaceous Rex was only playing dead and isn't done yet! Robo-Yeti lumbers up, each nut and bolt creaking with the strain of the attack, and then fires more missiles at Cretaceous Rex! Cretaceous Rex leaps into the air and splashes into the stream, the missiles follow only to explode on the waters surface. Robo-Yeti moves behind a group of rocks, then sneaks out and move toward the water. Once at the water Robo-Yeti inches out his electric shock cables and then thrusts them into the water! The electricity sparks and boils the water; eventually every fish rises to the top, dead. Robo-Yeti moves over to a pile of boulders and sits down, as he sits down a few stones falls on his shoulder. Robo-Yeti quickly glances up and stands up, but cannot move in time to dodge Cretaceous Rex's stomp; Robo-Yeti is nearly crumpled by the weight of Cretaceous Rex. Cretaceous Rex begins to jump up and down on Robo-Yeti, but is somehow grabbed by his enemy and flung off and is smashed into a tree near the river! Cretaceous Rex is now getting up, but Robo-Yeti judo throws him once again. Robo-Yeti then does the one thing he shouldn't have, he gets too close to Cretaceous Rex. Cretaceous Rex leaps onto Robo-Yeti and then wraps his tentacles about his opponents body then begins to put the squeeze on! Robo-Yeti tries his hardest, but is not able to get free from Cretaceous Rex's grip. With every passing second Cretaceous Rex tightens his grip more and more, eventually the bolts in Robo-Yeti's back break. Following his bolts breaking, Robo-Yeti falls to the ground paralyzed. Cretaceous Rex then lifts his leg high above Robo-Yeti's noggin, but before he can bring it down Robo-Yeti taps three times!

Kavu: That's it! Cretaceous Rex has won by forfeited!

Rei: That wasn't very sporting of Robo-Yeti. He should have stayed in there!

Kavu: Think about it Rei, if you where defiantly going to lose a match, would you want to stay in and be beaten even more?

Rei: I guess not, but it just doesn't make thing more interesting.

Kavu: Well, thems the works. Anyway that's our only match for this week. I got to give thanks to my cousin Josh at BRIDGESJsh2@aol.com. Thanks dude and see you soon!