KINDS OF WOMEN

And he said to him,
"Son, there are three kinds of women
in the world.
There are badgers
who will rip your heart out when they're angry.
There are wildcats
who will barely want to spend any time with you.
And there are horses
who will always want to run free.
But all of them
will always take care of you when you're sick,
if they love you.
And all of them
will make good mothers
if you take care of them."