WEDDING VOWS

I will always be handsome
as long as you see me for who I am.
I will always kiss you:
when you ask for them - and when you don't.
I will always be there for you,
when you are mad at me, and when you are not.
I will pick you up and carry you to the bed,
even if I can only carry you three feet.
I will always be a beautiful person -- for you
even if I'm not perfect.
And if you ever tell me
there is something that you need,
I will listen,
for better or worse,
until death do us part.