He is teaching her Arithmetic,         
He said it was his mission,            
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
And said "Now that's addition"         

And as he added smack by smack         
In silent satisfaction,                
She sweetly gave the kisses back,      
And said "Now that's subtraction"      

Then he kissed her, she kissed him,    
Without explanation,                   
And both together smiled and said,     
"Now that's multiplication"             

Then Dad appeared on the scene         
And made a quick decision              
He kicked that kid three blocks away   
And said "Now that's long division"    

                           -Rozleen