| The pawn is out, |
| Near the enemy's side. |
| It can't retreat, |
| And will not hide |
| It makes a move |
| that's very drastic. |
| Blood circulates quickly |
| Through its bones of plastic. |
| The foe queen moives |
| and attacks our king. |
| We are defeated |
| By that evil fiend. |
| I was so angry I didn't want to play. |
| But I'm sure I'll get 'em another day. |