Revered and admired as being superior            
They're put on a pedestal by the inferior        
Perverting equality into a sin                   
Replacing their silver with trinkets of tin      
Their temples are crowned with a pedestal steeple
Exalting the tabloids of fabulous people         
                                                 
And those on the pedestals feed on humility      
From wantonly wishers who dream of nobility      
But all of these pedestal people will fear       
The mentally balanced and justly sincere         
With eyes of equality glaring like lasers        
That shave off the pedestals cleaner then razors 

Copyright ©2000 Ron Gregus