The perfect man is gentle                
Never cruel or mean                      
He has a beautiful smile                 
And keeps his face so clean.             
                                         
The perfect man likes children           
And will raise them by your side         
He will be a good father                 
As well as a good husband to his bride.  
                                         
The perfect man loves cooking            
Cleaning and vacuuming too               
He'll do anything in his power           
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
                                         
The perfect man is sweet                 
Writing poetry from your name            
He's a best friend to your mother        
And kisses away your pain.               
He never has made you cry                
Or hurt you in any way                   
Oh, forget this stupid poem              
The perfect man is gay!