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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son....
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see." replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and
asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday,and TWO for Sunday." WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January,one for February, one for March........"
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Why Do Birds Tend to Stand on One Foot While Sleeping?
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Since they can balance as easily on one leg as two, one of
the main reasons for perching on one leg (whether or not
they are sleeping) is simply to give the other leg a rest.
But birds also seek warmth, and perching on one foot gives
them a "leg up" on the situation, as Nancy Martin, naturalist
the Vermont Institute of Natural Science, explains.
Written by :David Feldman Do Penguins Have Knees?
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Trivial Test (answers below - don't cheat!!)
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1) What did the ancient Japanese use to get bricks to the top of
the tall buildings they constructed?
2) According to legend, what did Cleopatra have her
mattresses stuffed with every night?
3) What record album was the first ever to be taken directly
from a films musical soundtrack?
4) What popular band is named for a hallucinogenic treat
made by a member's grandmother?
5) What famous entertainer was known is Annie Mae Bullock
before she adopted a stage name?
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Trivia Answers
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1) What did the ancient Japanese use to get bricks to the top of
the tall buildings they constructed?
- Kites
2) According to legend, what did Cleopatra have her
mattresses stuffed with every night?
- Fresh Roses
3) What record album was the first e
ver to be taken directly
from a films musical soundtrack?
- Walt Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", in 1937
4) What popular band is named for a hallucinogenic treat
made by a member's grandmother?
- Pearl Jam. It's named for lead singer Eddie Vedder's grandmother
Pearl and the hallucinogenic preserves she made from peyote.
5) What famous entertainer was known is Annie Mae Bullock
before she adopted a stage name?
- Actress - singer, Tina Turner.
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