serving the college community: paper
mill hired to line puppy mill
terms negotiated over a beer
Hello, Yaku.
You may begin an investigation
of possible plagiarism with nothing more than a feeling that the student's
writing has improved dramatically over the space of a couple of days.
a new
proposal broadens the definition of dietary fiber.
I
have this sinking feeling.
hey!
what’s that smell down there?
lesbian transmission.
your attitude is all copied.
salamanders, spring mattresses,
or people named Barton. there’s a buzz about town.
dont go to a country barber, dumbass.
clubbin wit mr. transmission.
oil glut.
if you are going to the south
of Alabama, be sure to wear lots of peroxide in your hair.
it’s called killer bees. here,
take a bath in Utah.
Bob likes to swim in hot springs and has a pet salamander. Bob would shit his pants at the likes of kim bassinger visiting his place.
essential earls.
This may be especially true if a student owns a book that is not likely to be found in the library.
somebody’s been plagiarizing my
ideas on the bathroom walls of the bars about town.
Some may argue whether to spell it "fiber" or
"fibre," but food scientists, nutritionists and academics are
currently wrestling with a much more important question: the definition of
fiber itself.
assume the
position.
positrons
stuck to the ladle.
the current swept us away from the submerging weigh
station. topography was attained by my mind. the local geography.
de facto
maintenant: "Dietary
fiber consists of the remnants of edible plant cells, polysaccharides, lignin
and associated substances resistant to (hydrolysis) digestion by
the alimentary enzymes of humans."
what’s for dinner, Uncle Bob?
longer paragraphs should be broken up by rows
of soldier bricks with nice tits.
it’s
fiber to an elephant.
how to turn in suspicious
papers:
an aid to cerebral digestion.
my aid-de-camp will show you to
your dimwit.
put the ball into the enzymes.
I’ve been labelled a generic box.
I knew you when your sister’s hair was incorrect. whatever
happened to your advice?
a
brief description of this method serves as the current definition of dietary
fiber.
I
like forceful women.
she speaks my mind.
Mike Wallace is the defatted food material that remains
after in vitro digestion with two amylases and one protease to simulate
physiological digestion, and it precipitates in 78% alcohol, corrected for
protein and ash in the precipitate," said Dennis Gordon, chair of the AACC
Dietary Fiber committee in Cereal Foods World, Feb. 1999.
he was
correct.
Softer stools also reduce constipation and ease or prevent
hemorrhoids, explains Tungland.
Chalk Talk with Coach McGuts.
here, guy, blow up my venue.
your former man was a double-agent ditch digger. he was a meat substitute. me, I’m no tofu and certainly not healthy. so, what do you really want appearing in your dreams?
Wu Tang Clan is hard as a homefried pork rind.
check out these other impulse purchases:
or a
while or two I was into rooftop gardening, throwing up for no reason and the
radical palpablist Mister Leptins. I was particularly engrossed in the minutiae
of his privacy fence erection (circa 1976), his six-chapter1968 foray into
Minimalism, Life Sentence and subsequent conversion to neo-Kaczynskiism emblematized by
the 1987 novel, Nobody Asked for Your Input, Franklin.
a backlog of fucking off.
west highland gets his swerve
on.
I spent twelve years in an
elevator bumming cigarettes and verbs.
swallow that gum and it’ll be seven years witcha. and it will
itch.
another modest effect of insoluble fiber is its
scrubbing/cleaning action on epithelial walls in the intestine. it wont get my
grafitti off, tho, baby. recycle that bottle after you drain it of the
liver-flavor diaper gravy. stop waving at your former boyfriends, frontin’ on
cell phones out front of the publix while they moms’s inside buying crackers
for the ant farm keeps them company in the four-postered bedroom. who’s bumpin’
thee tonight, baby? not me: I’m too lazy after a day’s work and my foster
children need straightening out.
bring that pout over here. I’m
gonna pee on it.
you think corn is bad? I cant
digest any part of a wonton. legacy papers.
and puppy petters who sweat upon the counters.
what kind of guy do the real
bitches end up with? the real sexy bitches? not on looks. I dont judge sexy by
size and weight.
food navigator. Yaku.
mensa advises using your
noodle.
In
general, soluble fiber reduces calorie load to the host and adds viscosity,
which has an effect on insulin resistance and postprandial blood sugar increase.
fire warheads.
meet me at the Islets of Langerhans.
bring a pair of unmarked shorts.
only accessible by paddleboats.
chyme in the Upper Nile.
effluvia. a sense of propriety, an inward anxiety.
lining the garden.
with
vixens.
weight up for me.
take each line one at a time.
them sexy bitches end up with
themselves.
I am accused of being a hater. I stand accused.
a procedure during which the
surgeon takes his pancreas out.
put my stuffing back where you
found it.
Yezo is now Hokkaido
dont ask
as she relates the incident to
police, a substantial quantity of soft, bulky and water-retaining
bacterial mass accumulates.
does anybody
remember melancholy laughter?
Nabisco continues to
target mainly adults. at least with crackers.
my butt manufactures water balloons.
s o u r c e s
“Too Late! How can I detect and document plagiarism?” Scholastic Honesty
“Redefining fiber” by Linda Milo Ohr on PreparedFoods.com
“Update on the U.S. Baking Industry” American Association of Cereal Chemists (AACC)
post script
The
1998 State of the Snack Food
Industry Report by the Snack Food Association found that
almost every savory snack category experienced growth in sales
during 1997.