OK, OK... So It's Been A Year & I Suck At This...
Mood:  spacey
Topic: Blog Postings

OK,OK... Yeah, it's been a year and obviously I suck at blogging. I don't know. I just can't seem to get into it. But, I promise that I will try harder in the next year. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

My New Classic Literature Forum
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Yahoo Classic Literature Forum
Topic: Classic Literature


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Hello Kitty Is 30 Years Old!
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Hello Kitty Is 30 Years Old!
Topic: Hello Kitty & Friends

The Beatles Forum
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Beatles Forum
Topic: The Beatles
Today I joined a Beatles forum that ROCKS!

See it here at:
Beatles Forum



I am Miss Strawberry Fields, forever...

Funny Movie Sounds
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: Napoleon Dynamite
Topic: Movie Sound Bytes
Napoleon Dynamite's "SWEET"Napoleon Dynamite

Summer Bathing Suit Season
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: PMS and Bathing Suit Season
Topic: PMS
Note To Self - NEVER, EVER try on a bathing suit while in the midst of PMS!

Crackerbox Palace
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: George Harrison
GEORGE HARRISON lyrics - "Crackerbox Palace"


I was so young when I was born
My eyes could not yet see
And by the time of my first dawn
Somebody holding me . . . they said

I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace
We've been expecting you
You bring such joy in Crackerbox Palace
No matter where you roam know our love is true

While growing up or trying to
Not knowing where to start
I looked around for someone who
May help reveal my heart - someone said

While you're a part of Crackerbox Palace
Do what the rest all do
Or face the fact that Crackerbox Palace
May have no other choice than to deport you

It's twue, it's twue...

I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace
We've been expecting you
You bring us joy in Crackerbox Palace
No matter where you roam know our love is true

Sometimes are good . . . sometimes are bad
That's all a part of life
And standing in between them all
I met a Mr. Grief - and he said

I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace
Was not expecting you
Let's rap and tap at Crackerbox Palace
Know that the Lord is well and inside of you...

"And we welcome you to Crackerbox Palace.
We've been expecting you
You bring such joy in Crackerbox Palace.
No matter where you roam know our love is true..."

The Boring Page
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: The Boring Page
Welcome to the boring page...

This page was created in a blog format. It is best viewed with whatever browser you happen to have handy.

This 1st blog page will probably draw a lot of insurance salesmen, bankers, accountants, and people who are just generally boring...

This page is not under construction. It’s just going to stay just like it is.

Forever and ever and ever…

All around the web, folks are trying to outdo one another, with "a little more this" and "a little more that". Nope... Not here.

Here at the boring page I just don't have the energy today. In fact, it was all I could do to rustle up this thing.

Would you like to see some pictures? I bet you would. Well, I don't have any. But, I've heard that some folks do.

How about some JavaScript? Would you like me to put on a little JavaScript show for you? Sorry. I haven't really bothered to learn JavaScript yet.

That’s how boring this page truly is.

You see, people today are just too lazy. Everywhere you go, it's "action, action, action."

Not here...

Here I rely on nothing but the printed word. Yeah, it's boring, but at least I’me not selling out to the flashy and the glamorous.

Can you see the clickable image map? No? That’s because I don't have one.

Downloads? Yeah, right…

Do you think a neat CGI script would spice up the page or something to that effect? No… That's probably not a good idea.

We wouldn't want to rock the boat, would we?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Right?

Yeah…That would probably be best. I'll just leave 'er like she is.

Let me know what you think of my site -- please fill out my feedback form, which will be delivered to...yeah, yeah, yeah...I crack myself up.

This has been the boring page. Thanks for coming to see me, and don't get yourself hurt out there in that crazy, mixed-up, modern, JavaScript, animated-gif-laced, DSL hooked up world.

However, when you need a couple of minutes of peace, just come back and see me...