Beer Beer Beer

BEER BEER BEER, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
DAMN THE HYPE, I'M NOT LIKE MIKE.
BEER IN A BOTTLE, BEER IN A GLASS,
UMMM DAMN GIRL, I COULD LICK IT OFF YOUR ASS.
I DRINK IT IN THE DAY TIME,
I COULD DRINK IT IN THE NITE,
I CAN DRINK IT ANYTIME, THAT THERE'S ONE IN SITE.
BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS COOL,
DRINK TO MUCH, IT'LL MAKE YOU ACT A FOOL.

ANYTIME, IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR ME....
OHH SHIT! EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO PEE.
*LOL* FEEL LIKE YOU WEIGH LESS.
HOW DO I SPELL RELIEF; P-I-S-S. I GOT THIS BEER BELLY, DRINKING ALL THE TIME,
IT TOOK A LONG TIME TO BUILD A SHED LIKE MINE.
YOU CAN RUB IT LIKE A BUDDA,
YOU CAN HUG IT LIKE A BEAR,
BUT DON'T ASK ME TO LOSE IT,
I'D RATHER LOOSE MY HAIR.

YEAH! BET I CAN'T DRINK JUST ONE...*LOL LOL LOL*
IT WOULD GO AGAINST ALL MY FUN.
THINK I'M A AN ALCOHOLIC?
THAT TAIN'T REALLY SO,
I'MMA BEERAHOLIC, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE--YANNO....

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