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A man was in a bar playing
pool with his friends. They seemed to have a bit of
a argument. The man left his friends and walked over
to the bar. As he sits he called the bartender over and
ask for a whiskey sour. When the bartender brought his
drink to him the man made a offer, "I bet you a thousand
dollars I can stand on your bar and pee into that spitune,
with out .spilling a drop." "With out spilling a drop?"
The bartender replies. "Yes not one drop." "Well I usually
don't take a fools money but this is too good to be true."
So the man stands on the bar and unzipps his pants. He aims
and aims taking good care to make sure every thing is lined
up right. Then all the sudden he wips around and pees all
over the bar. He shoots the toupe off some coustomers head.
Writes his name on the mirror, fills up a couple of glasses,
he hits every thing but the spitoon. When he was done he
zips up his pants gets off the bar and smiles at the bartender.
"Looks like you hit everything but the spitoon." The bartender
says smiling also. "Yup that I did here is your money." The man
hands the barkeep his cash, still smiling and heads back to
the pool room. "Wait," the bartender says curiosly. "Why are
you smiling bigger than me if you just lost a grand."
The man replies, "I bet the guys in the pool room I can pee
all over your bar and all you would do is smile about it." |
