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To Say Someone Is Stupid: Not the crispiest Dorito in the bag. A few fries short of a happy meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. The butter has slipped off his pancake. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. The cheese slid off his cracker. Her sewing machine's out of thread. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Not wired to code. Skylight leaks a little. Her slinky's kinked. Too much yardage between the goal posts. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. Is so dense, light bends around her. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long. If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. |
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